Okay Barney.
wtf is she talking about.. i wonder if they have a fruit that will stop her from wearing mini skirts every day
I'm sure she just spray-paints everything purple then chows down. Are those thighs the thighs of of someone who only eats grapes and plums? I think not.
ut oh sloan and her avie better watch out mimi on the hunt lmao
Actually, if she is eating too much fruit, that could be what's making her pudgy. All of that natural sugar.
What a dumbass. I'm sure by "purple foods" she meant grape Kool Aid, grape skittles, and purple M&Ms.
She poses for porn. Except I wouldn't watch her porno.
Haha, purple drink.
I read she only eats PINK foods: salmon, pink grapefruit, blood-oranges.
Bitch is delusional anyway.
Her face looks like shit here and you KNOW she's had BOTOX - WHO in the Universe believes this tart?
Purple popsicles don't count.
Christ. She is so gross. What a dumb cunt.
LOVE purple grapes...I can feel my intelligence seeping out with that comment 
"a plum a day keeps a facelift away."
And a prune a day...
A Cheese burger a day gives you a big ass...
I know.
mmmm grape skittles
gawd i hope she isn't dining on purple cabbage.
fo sho, it's "grape drink"! 
Maybe she alternates. Pink, purple, pink purple, pink, purple, then on Sunday, yellow.
I'd like to beat her until she's purple.
A Cheese burger a day gives you a big ass...
I know.
Kats | 06.30.06 - 12:54 pm | #
Weird thing about that. It always seemed that when I would eat a Big Mac meal from McDonald's my clothes would fit better. What's up with that.
Eggplant? Where does she get her rainbow diet information, anyway?
purple bumhole?
chulo | 06.30.06 - 12:54 pm |
Mah bad! I was thinking of the part where he was making fun of the Sunny Delight commercials and the black kid in the back really says, "I want that purple stuff..."
I'd like to beat her until she's purple.
jennifer | 06.30.06 - 12:55 pm | #
Then maybe she'd eat herself and we'd never have to hear from her again! Woohoo!!
Weird thing about that. It always seemed that when I would eat a Big Mac meal from McDonald's my clothes would fit better. What's up with that.
vlcupper --the five year ho | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 12:56 pm |
yah, when i get explosive diarreah from eating that shit, my clothes fit better too...
She seriously needs to just drive off a cliff.
I'd like to beat her until she's purple.
jennifer | 06.30.06 - 12:55 pm |
So would I.
Morticia | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 12:57 pm | #
LOL! Which is why I haven't touched McD's since February.
She seriously needs to just drive off a cliff.
Mousie Loves Jimmy Choos | 06.30.06 -
yah, when i get explosive diarreah from eating that shit, my clothes fit better too...
Morticia | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 12:57 pm |
Mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmm!!!! It's poopy talk time! I love when the conversation turns back to poop! Well, projectile vomitting is a fun topic too....
Isn't she also on the 'morsel' diet?
This woman is one of the dumbest cunts EVAH!
TOTALLY OFF TOPIC: I'm so sick of Pink is the New Blog! Trents fucking turning into that sack of shit Perez...and that dumb fucking star graphic that comes up when you leave his site fucks my computer up.
Kats | 06.30.06 - 12:59 pm | #
I hate both of those cunts. I haven't been to his site since his Madonna love fest. I never go on Perez's. Might catch an STD from all the Paris cooter sucking.
NoAnjl: I'll miss you my napolean-pastry!!
Mariah needs a reality check: give me 5 minutes with her and she'll NEVER be the same again! I PROMISE!
Loverlies, I am out for a while. BDBF is home for lunch. And dessert. See you in a while! Hope I get before you all bounce for the long weekend, but for those I don't see later, have a fantastic holiday and stay safe! *hugs and rose petals to all*
yah, I can't eat fastfood burgers anymore....which is a good thing b/c there is nothing better when you're drunk at 3am...(then i just wake up feeling guilty - not about the debauchery the night before, but guilty about eating that garbage).
vlcupper --the five year ho | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 1:01 pm | #
That Madonna love shit pissed me off! Then the fucker cheated on his boyfriend. I can't stand him anymore.
TOTALLY OFF TOPIC: I'm so sick of Pink is the New Blog! Trents fucking turning into that sack of shit Perez...
Kats | 06.30.06 - 12:59 pm |
Agreed. I personally can't stand the Brit obsession. It's like he doesn't want to say anything too bad about her so she won't be mad at him or something just in case she's reading. 
"a plum a day keeps a facelift away."
This is a joke right? She didn't REALLY say that, right??!!
Mimi makes my hot dog turn purple (the head at least).
fucking star graphic
Kats
Ugh! I forgot about that shit. He's too fucking syrupy for me.
fo sho | 06.30.06 - 1:05 pm | #
He's also wayyy too into self promotion these days...every little snippet that is published about him he has to publish, and now he's got pictures of himself with celebs just like fat ass P.
I love MK...bitch keeps his shit real.
I've always hated Pink is the New Blog. I hate all that scribble all over the pictures, and that Trent guy is barely literate. So glad MK doesn't post stupid shit about his personal life. I would totally give him shit about it.
I just laffed so hard I dropped my purple banana. Waaaait a minute, that's not a banana at alllllll ....
I love MK...bitch keeps his shit real.
Kats | 06.30.06 - 1:08 pm | #
Unfortunately, that's why he doesn't have his own TV show. God, if I were a gay man, I'd so stalk MK.
Ok whateva..but lets talk about hem lines...those weird mini dresses are so 80's early 90's..they looked like the sale rack circa 89 at Lerners in the mall of America... like a cheerleaders outfit gone bad. And her hair last night... fried straw and it sorta looked like extensions... the fake tan and the puerto rican affected accent..whats up with Mimi??? she should sing and wear a Lanz nightgown
I so agree. Trent has his head so far up Vadge's vadge that he's never objective and never calls her on her shit, basically he's her little lap dog. Plus he's always showing magazine articles and circling where it mentions his name and blog.. he's an ass.
Trent cheated?? I thought they just broke up. Guess he got too big for his capris.
How many (natural) purple foods are there? I hope she isn't hallucinating. PS. Trent sucks!
And he is one, ugly dude to boot! Trent, that is.
nics | 06.30.06 - 1:14 pm | #
When he was in Amsterdam doing some sort of blog event that the other freak 'P' was at, he hooked up with some other blogger that he's now dating.
Scandalous!
Oh great. Imagine walking downwind of her after she's gorged on grapes, plums and cabbage. All of a sudden chainsmoking madly will seem like a good idea.
All of a sudden chainsmoking madly will seem like a good idea.
Francine | 06.30.06 - 1:21 pm | #
Hell, suicide would be a good idea.
Grapes, turnips, beets, eggplants, plums, prunes, cabbage, exotic lettuces.
Mariah has a first class seat on, "THE PLANE OF DEATH!"
Kats: Thanks for the info. I kept seeing pics of him with that David blogger guy but I didn't know he cheated.
Plum meat ain't purple, dumb bitch!
xx
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it's a huge injection of healthy food in on ego
What does that mean!?!?!?!?
I have nothing to say about her, other than I CAN'T stand her. She is so delusional.
what in the gay fuck is she talking about?1
"Mimi confessed that 3 days a week she only eats purple foods, because they stop wrinkles"
hahahahahahaha!!! What a dumb dumb excuse of a human being.
Here's a diet tip. Check the size of the clothes you put on.
Really hate to say it, because she is a dumb bitch, but it's true-ish. It's the antioxidents (sp). It's what a lot of that Perricone Promise/diet thing is based on.
That being said...can I get a "Damn she's a dumb bitch!"?
She looks like a fucking collie dog.
Make that a cocker spaniel. Anyway, she's fucking hideous - right up there with Britney, Jenaston, and Oprah.
But doesn't the Perricone diet also include fruits and vegetables of OTHER colors? It's not just the purple ones with the antioxidants.
God, she's so stupid. She must be insufferable to be around.
Look at her...you bet they do!!
Do they make purple fried chicken?
Geez, MK! That chimpmunk cheek comment seriously made me spit my Vitaminwater all over my keyboard. :D
Bullshit. First she said she was doing the pink'n'lavender diet, which is eating only pink and lavender foods (like pink tacos, pink sno-balls and those nasty violet candies). Now she's doing the "purple diet"? And where did she hear that saying? Because nobody else is saying it.
She must take some shits if all she's eating is plums.
Oh jesus christ, didnt she copy this from Prince, I hate her.
Lol, is this hoe serious? She's really lost her mind. Maybe if she gets a plum a day, and sticks it in her mouth, it will stop her chewing all of our ears.
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where the hell is purple twinkie???????
shit is weak.
will make her chipmunk-cheeks shrink
I thought I was the only ONE who thinks she has a chipmunk FACE....sorry but her flat wide pink fat face just aint cute...
okay: grapes, cabbage, eggplant, plums..??? that's it?
Oh, Fanta... wine
hey dumbass, purple foods are high in antioxidants and are full of nutrients that the processed crap that is the american diet is sorely lacking.
bitch may think its about not having a facelift, but its really about feeling your body foods that keep it healthy and nourished.
Maybe this is why she is delusional.
Now, looking at a plumb, that appears to be quite bigger than a spoonful. Her "made up" diet says she can only eat less than a spoonful. What's up with that?
I cant even think of that many natural purple foods. plums, grapes, the center of undercooked steak....
eggplant and grapes were all that I could think of
same here, spin sycle & kat
some sort of cabbage is the only other purple food i can think of.
that is an incredibly restricted diet- sounds quite boring!
btw, carey looks almost decent in that pic- she does have nice looking legs, even when she weighs 200 pounds.
Purple food only? No wonder she looks like Barney!
She likes to put purple things in her mouth, eh?
Hmmmm...
You all know the reason she is saying that is cause she wants the public to think that she didnt get BOTOX done a few weeks ago, thats its purple food instead. Amazing how she said this right after she botoxed herself so much that her eye is now crooked and nothing on her face moves. Yeah thats the plums allright you dumb ass bitch.
sounds like someone is off their meds again....
She should get together with Star Jones and write a book about their amazing beauty secrets.. yeah, a plum a day.. sure..
Mimi never said that. It was one of her "close friends"... I heard it was pink food, but whatever. She's losing weight though - and that's a good thing. At least she aint gettin surgical like JJ
my cat poops purple shit wude she like that haha. i bet all ud have to do was dye a hamburger purple and she'd be on it faster the whitney on a line of white
I am guessing that she enjoys an eggplant or two. Would the real Mariah please stand up!!!
LOL! Potassium permanganate (VII) is purple too, Mariah. 
wtf is she talking about.. i wonder if they have a fruit that will stop her from wearing mini skirts every day
celebrity hater | 06.30.06 - 12:49 pm | #
I sure as hell hope not.
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