snuh
...and meh
O_o
and muh
GOD
The hairspray used at that event alone is responsible for the hole in the ozone.
Holy I'm at a loss for fucking words.
hee hee this is righteous fun!
Colleen Dewhurst is a man baby!!!
Ellen Burstyn was quite the looker in her day though.
Why is Jill St.John wearing JCPennies!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I don't remember this show. But what a stupid idea. If I was a serious actress I wouldn't have done it.
boy, was that very 1985. and boy, were they stretching the definition of "stars."
where does the first song comes from? i am sure i heard it somewhere!
If these women were in a crowded room together. None of them would make it out without serious head and neck trauma from those enormous shoulder pads!
I could NOT tear my eyes away! If that doesn't exemplify 1985, I don't know what does!
holy eighties, batman!
Wow, gotta represent the year I was born...but DAMN am I glad I don't remember it!
this is hilarious..... wished I could remember....
omg!! i have that dress susan lucci is wearing!!!
ok i dont, but i wish i did..
I am laughing my ass off! Those are not dresses, baby, those are costumes! Was taken aback with fright at the sight of the ghoulish Colleen Dewhurst-my god! Aaahhh got to love those plain and simple 80's.
What the hell was that? Who's bright idea was this. Those broads looked a mess.
goota love lisa hartman's flock of seagulls hair!
Those costumes are really dated. They could poke someone's eyes out tiwht those shoulder pads. And a few cup of Purex on their faces is needed to wash of all the putty!
stop treading on my memories, dammit! those were the golden years!
Did people actually watch this for entertainment? Man, the 80's did suck, big time.
Love the ghetto-mobiles.
Whatever you sow by your actions come back to you. If you make others happy through service, charity and kind acts, you sow happiness like a seed; and it will give you the fruit of happiness. If you make others unhappy through harsh words, insult, ill-treatment, cruel acts, oppression, etc., you sow unhappiness like a seed; and it will give you the fruit of pain, suffering, misery and unhappiness. This is the immutable Law of Karma.
halston II for JC Fuckin' Penney?!
did love diahnn carroll and lynda evans comin' outta them cars: pure klass!
wow! just wow!
I worked for JCP in mid 80's and yes... Halston... was the 'in' thing then....
OMG, that was freaking AWESOME! The hair on Lisa Hartman, Susan Lucci and Cristina Ferrare was classic! And what about all those poor dead poodles. Claudia Cardinale, OMG! And for personal reasons, I have a certain disdain for Gloria Loring. That bitch lives in Lake Arrowhead, CA, and writes a column in their local rag where she describes herself as the "star jewel" of the mountain. Size of girlfriend's ego is surpassed only by her level of denial.
Lisa Hartman is a goddess. I mean, who else could create a mullet out of hairspray!
that's some afro on Susan Lucci
lolafroshit
I worked for JCP in mid 80's and yes... Halston... was the 'in' thing then....
Tabatha | 06.30.06 - 4:32 pm | #
how old are you tabie?
OMG, that made it not so bad to be stuck at work on the Friday afternoon before a holiday weekend.
In what part of the show was Jacqueline Bisset? I didn't catch her...
That was awesome!
Kinda like a trip down memory lane. Well a trip of some sort anyways!
Wow, that was really gay. Hohan, Parisite, and the rest of the slut brigade should watch this so they understand that fame is fleeting and that they too will be has-beens someday.
Nothing could have ever prepared me for this. This is my favorite post ever on here. I like the sense of accomplishment they all have at the end as if to say, "Well, girls! I mean, can you believe we did it?!"
I coveted hair like that back then. Mine is so stick-straight and sleek that I could never make it poof up.
heh heh
L.O.L
I can't believe I watched that whole thing. It brought tears to my eyes. Some of the best actresses of our time. 
That is Love Boat material right there.
I have to say though, Raquel Welch is a timeless beauty!
GOD, I MISS THE 80s!!
God I love the 80's.
The best part is when they all come walking down the stairs during the finale... and... Lisa Hartman (Blacks) HAIR!!!
what is really sad about this is that EVERY one of these women looked in the mirror and said, "Dammit, I'm a hot bitch!" 
Ah, the glamour....
OMG did that bring back childhood memories. Am I the only one who thought of how many of the stars of that show have died since then...
Anyone else see the resemblance between Tara Reid and a young Lisa Hartman? If Tara wasn't such a booze hound, she might have turned out pretty good later in life.
What ever happened to Morgan Brittney?
There was some seriously bad hair in the 80's...I should know I had an asymmetrical haircut. We all thought we looked so good!
That was the best thing I've ever seen.
Ever.
That was scarier than Saw
Fabulous darling, just fabulous.
Scarier than Saw, lmao!
1985 you say...i was 20 years old...and that was the hottest shit ever.....
Holy shit...if a bomb had gone off in that auditorium, there wouldn't be anyone left to star in TV movies!
I was 15 and it was the hottest shit ever.
Fierce!
Or maybe not.
Fan-1985-tastic!
Jaclyn Smith still a beauty...
Hollllly shit did you see the shoulder pads on that white outfit?! That is HILARIOUS! The only way this could get any gayer is if there were two dudes behind them all sucking each other off.
i was 15 and it was the hottest shit ever.
Anonymous | 06.30.06 - 6:55 pm | #
I thought they were all great ! Brave babes and a few b r o a d s - to use the term loosely - hell what most of those women know - we can't even begin to rememeber - Angie fucking Dickensen was in the Rat Pack !
Colleen Dewhurst - genius on broadway forever! god blees - they all fucking rocked - for their time -
we should only for ours!
It's Ann-MARGRET =P long live the 80s!
HOLY SHIT WAS THAT TERI GAHR WHAT A FOXY BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
The ones that are alive and kicking would do anything to turn the clock back since now they're nothing but a bunch of old saging hagbads with floor reaching face lifts!
This was AWESOME! These were all prime time soap stars at some point. I don't know what was bigger, the shoulder pads, the hair or the egos. Was Aqua Net the main sponser of this event?
That was scarier than Saw
coca | 06.30.06 - 6:22 pm | #
lmfao
OMG I thought Lisa Hartman was David Bowie for a minute
That was a hot mess!
Joyce DeWitt? LMAO, Lahoma00!
And Lynda Carter looked like an angel with elephantitis of the wings!
That was scarier than Saw
coca
*****************
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Gayest. Shit. Ever. I LOVE IT!!!!!
The ONLY way that could have been gayer is if Bobby Trendy had been born and was old enough to dress up in one of those costumes!
Joan van ark.. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech.. the rest were elegant, and Raquel Welch the goddess..
I am now wistful and longing for my beloved 80's. . .Lisa Hartman, my love, you are calling to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Oh My God!!!!!!I LOVED watching this.I kinda remember watching this as a kid on tv.The hair,the makeup,the shoulder pads.....you have to admit,the 80's were all about the bigger the better.I think they actually made Night Of 100 Stars II.
AXLBRAID.....Check out www.lisahartman-black.com for great stuff on the Goddess herself.....
This may be quite simply the worst music ever recorded.
What are those numbers after their names, their weight?
Lisa Hartman was rocking that she-mullet like her life depended on it. and Racquel Welch looked awesome, like always.
great video! those dresses were tragic! thanks for sharing.
They looked so embarrassed.
diahann carroll is a hot bitch. she should replace that fat froggy fuck star jones!
Oh.My.God. I could not tear my eyes away. Lisa Hartman's she-mullet! Ann-Margret's headdress! Enough sequins to light up the night sky three times over, which is only fair seeing as how the hairspray used was responsible for the damage to the ozone layer. Was there a Night of 100 Stars II? I demand to see it!
That was hot shit, thanks Lahoma!
LONG LIVE THE 80's!!!!
Can you imagine what it was like back-stage for this 'event'???
Thanks so much for this blast from the past!
I thought it was night of a thousand stars? All I could picture was backstage as well. The mountains of cocaine, the empties of V05, the clumps of hair, everyone giving Ann Margaret dirty looks because they want the finale with the headdress...
I think this video proves why Geoffrey Beane should not be a couture icon.
Couture for JCPenny? I think what makes the Lucci dress is her hip sway. Janet Leigh can't believe her career has come to this.
Laura Branigan looks like she just got clocked and Bob Mackie looks like he just got sucked off by Halston backstage on the nigth of his life!
2Pink, Bobby Trendy was probably a cute little boy back then. All glammed up even back then, probably.
T-Rex, I think it's safe to say the numbers weren't their IQ's.
get a match.
Ok, let's hit the highlights:
1) The mullet on Lisa Hartmann,...Lord, I forgot about this tacky bitch...what is she doing now, waiting tables at Waffle House? Did she just scalp Billy-Ray Cyrus, or what?
2) Deirdre Hall looked like she skinned Tickle-Me Elmo to get that godawful Bob Mackie wrap that she had on.
3) Did Jill St. John get the short straw in the bet? Did anyone notice the tired-ass outfit she wore, "Bill Blass for JCPENNEY???" No one else was wearing off the rack!
4) Ann-Margret looked like a Hungarian folk dancer on steroids!
5) I think environmental scientists have proven without a doubt that the hole in the ozone layer was caused uniquely by the hairdressers working on this piece of shit....JAYSUS!! Every one of these beyotches were rocking the big hair...some of their do's had their own zipcodes...I could smell the Acquanet just looking at the video!!
I just couldn't watch the whole thing it was too scary....lol
Holy moley.
OMG. You can use this to figure out who had bad plastic surgery (then and now)!!!!
They need to get the exact bitches that did this in 85 (well the ones that are still alive) and force them to diet for weeks on end so they can fit in their original outfits and call it 'Night of 100 Hags'
Commenting by HaloScan
