meh
...and snuh.
Don't hate...She can't help it if she has to carry that many suitcases full of prescriptions for all the std's she has. lol
What ISN'T Paris carrying?
Oh you meant material-wise? I was thinking about all the diseases she's carrying.
PENICILLIN, and lots of it!
And is that Clay Aiken pushing her cart in the first pic?
It's all make-up and anti-biotics.. herpes medicine...
Carrying? Why has she got a blanket wrapped around her in the photo? WTF, is she a child?
Why do I get the feeling one of those suitcases is filled with horrible horrible thumbless gloves?
surely not. surely those are not all her bags.
i thought the title read "why is paris crying" and i got a great big satisfied smile on my face....then realized i need hooked on phonics.
my goodness!!
hi
They're all filled with copies of her new CD so that she can contribute to noise pollution.
i doubt all of those are her bags. I would think she would have all matching Vuitton luggage - most of those bags look like they were bought at walmart
Must be a short weekend trip.
Consumerism at it's finest!
yes....why dont her bags match......?
Fred, you're a thief!
Whatever you sow by your actions come back to you. If you make others happy through service, charity and kind acts, you sow happiness like a seed; and it will give you the fruit of happiness. If you make others unhappy through harsh words, insult, ill-treatment, cruel acts, oppression, etc., you sow unhappiness like a seed; and it will give you the fruit of pain, suffering, misery and unhappiness. This is the immutable Law of Karma.
Don't hate...She can't help it if she has to carry that many suitcases full of prescriptions for all the std's she has. lol
kali | 06.30.06 - 4:10 pm | #
doubt all of those are her bags. I would think she would have all matching Vuitton luggage - most of those bags look like they were bought at walmart
L' Homme Nikita | 06.30.06 - 4:16 pm |
ditto
All of her antibiotics.
She doesn't have matching luggage? Hell, even Mousie has THAT!
Can't the stinky bitch get a matching set
She's like a serial killer & stuffs her latest victims in the suitcases...
You know her cooter kills(or maybe just the STD's inside?...)
Or she wasn't sure witch one of her ugly ass huge shades she should take on the trip & took all 20 of them.
Enjoy our Weekend DListers 
It's all for her vibrators, STD meds, and the midgets she uses for her orgies.
All that money and she wears nasty, dirty, torn, ugly sweat pants and a ratty blanket around her shoulders.
What my family calls "more dollars than sense."
Enjoy our Weekend DListers
The Bird of Hermes is my name | 06.30.06 - 4:21 pm | #
I will. You do the same, m'kay!
Well lets just say that those suitcases are full of duct tape for her gine, and medication for the itch and burn. Cuz we know bitch doesnt wear any clothes. and how much room can those pathetic littel gloves take up? and as for the blanket.. dont make fun. when ur carrying every form of hepatitis you get a little chilly!
Why is she always wearing those god aweful skanky looking sweats?
if they matched, easier to steal and know who it belonged to.....
it's breathable cotton anonymous....
for her herpes
who travels in their jammie pants for fucks sake.
who cares about the luggage!! Lets pray for London and Germany right now!! *a moment of silence*
Christine, people like her think no matter what they wear, they look good in it. Well I got news!
God I hate those cameltoe pants.
Well we can safely say she's not carrying a tune....ba dum bump
Wow. DO I spy some camel toe?
Lots and lots of herpes meds maybe?
also, what the f**k is meh and snuh?
boombalatty | 06.30.06 - 4:28 pm | #
good one.
Half are full of extra long sweat pants, the other half are full of hair extensions and gigantic sunglasses. Why would she bring clothes? She probly just buys a new wardrobe every city she goes.
That blanket looks comfy...
morticia, i thought the headline said "why is paris crying" too!!!
Mousie, at least you 'spy' it and not 'smell' it
Wow. DO I spy some camel toe?
Mousie Wants a Margarita
nope...moose knuckle!!
ew
those area the pants I wear to clean my house and pick up the dog shit.
so that makes them perfect for her, right?
She's carrying all those stupid half gloves to wear.
Certainly not panties. Must be her shoes. You know those big ass skis take up a lot of room. We all know she doesn't wear any item of clothing more than once, so it can't be clothes.
it's amazing that someone so rich has such an array of random luggage...i'm broke as a joke, but at least my american tourister set matches.
One's for Nicole, two for the Olsen's, one for Blohan, a trunk for Britney. . .With friend's like that, of course she's going to have baggage.
Why is she alwasy wearing those crotch grabbing sweatpants?
lololol
If yu read the TMZ story it said she tried to hide from photogs under the blanket but it kept "conveniently" uncovering her face.
What a flaming fucking moron.
EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!
Fred, i guess you didn't cry today atthe soccer game...
those can't be hers...
first, they dont match
second, she carries more than those
third, no people is dying when they get too close to the luggage...
vanina licks tabie ass
lololol
Tabby, if I smelled it I'd keel over and have convulsions. Revulsions. Poosplosions.
i m gonna botox your minds cummy sluts
good bloody day
Later peeps. Have a good weekend!
thank u jen
bye Jennifer!
What is Paris Carrying?!
aids, herpes, the clap, cooties what the fuck isn't she carrying??
oh you mean in the luggage i think it's her S.T.D. meds
Bye Jenn!!!
have a great time!!!!
bitch'in bout eveything | 06.30.06 - 4:48 pm | #
What the FUCK is your avatar???
And Hello everyone!
BYE JENN BABY HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!!!!!
Bye jennifer!
christine, I am so behind the curve. I just realised what your av is and I laughed so loud, my cats ran out of the room!
Later peeps. Have a good weekend!
jennifer
See ya!!
oh blue rose darling!!!hiooo
Bye Jennifer have a fantabulous weekend!
This Paris bitch ain't carrying nothing in those suitcases but lube and sex toys, video cameras, and crotchless crusty underwear.
I got me some new tits just for the weekend! Have a squeeze everyone!
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 4:49 pm | #
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LOL blue a kitty getting a bath in the sink i think it's cute
can't wait til she fucks over her new bff caroline d'whore. should be fun to watch!!! losers.
mousie, D'oh!
paris is the original riding drrrty.
boombalatty | 06.30.06 - 4:29 pm | #
not to feed the troll but it is a fucking loser who has nothing better to do then to refresh this page 500 times an hour and be the first poster on EVERY POST. Lame. Sorry but really fucking lame.
BYE KELL HAVE A GOOD 1
We're going to the Rockies this weekend... wuhooo party time with the kids!
bitch'in bout eveything | 06.30.06 - 4:50 pm | #
LOL, I started to see the kitty one after I posted that. Before it looked like a boob biting another boob?? Or something???
i am hot !
Wow. Talk about a girl with too much baggage.
Hey I refresh 400 times per hour... does that make me a loser too?
God?LG?
Hi Blue!!!!
hey Shell, i probably do it more than that. fucking loser. LOL!
Bye KeLL!
Hiya Blue Rose!
Shell - that's awesome!
Hi vanina!
Mousie !!!
So... three things in her bags...
Vageva
the corpse of the real Nicole Richie
a cooter sewing kit
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 4:52 pm | #
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YES !!!! it was ....it was kitkat's boobs avie and vanina mouth avie's love child lmao
ITALY WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ooppsssss!!!!!
Christ allmighty......
bLUE????
are you ok????
Christine! Welcome to the loser club then!
**runs off to refresh again**
why thank you Shell! time to lite up another fattie then.
Come on, people... Three things in Paris' bags...
blue i love your blog
you re a genius!!!
i'm a refreshing bitch!!! hands every other refreshing bitch the red L for they're forehead
vanina | 06.30.06 - 4:55 pm | #
I'm fine. Keep in mind that I have NOT posted without my gravatar.
Welcome back, La Fart.
Oh my gawd, I truly, completely despise her. She is a waste of oxgyen, and should be shot to put the rest of us out of our misery!
a cooter sewing kit
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.30.06 - 4:54 pm | #
Are you kiddin' me? She probably stole one of those bagina stretchers from her ob/gyn's office to keep herself far and wide 24/7. Can't you feel the gravity from the "black hole" pulling you in??
Prico you want us to name 3 things she has?
thank you blue cock!
I have L tatooed on my forehead. It keeps people from asking me hard questions, like "How are you?"
If we seen anyone falling into the paris black hole cooter, shot them on site, do NOT leave them alive to suffer!
Prico you want us to name 3 things she has?
bitch'in bout eveything | 06.30.06 - 4:58 pm |
Yeah... and run with it, I need a good laugh.
**pulls a bag of cheeto's out from between her breasts and starts munchin'.... then refreshes again**
paris is like hemmorroids
please dt talk about tht cunt
blue rose is here, yay!
shell do you really have new tits?
Three things she doesn't have
Class
Taste
Any memory of being a virgin.
blue cock youpi!!!
alosha: in my avatar hon
ummm...let's see, 3 things...
*thinking hard with her only brain cell*
where is my dear tabie granny????,,
Paris was BORN with a dick in her cooch and mouth
Paris was BORN with a dick in her cooch and mouth
Shell Has New Tits | 06.30.06 - 5:01 pm | #
TRUE
Three things on her bags...
an asswipe
a makeup applicator
a half-glove
(oh wait, that's the same item)
PRICO> that's fucking hilarious and gross!
ok prico just for you babe!!
1st she has her vajayjay support (to keep from triping like brit brit did)
2nd perez's fat ass (so she can get blog right up's)
3rd her pussy rims (spinners) she got from mousies sale!!
cooter bleach
clip-in bangs to cover her wonky eyes
cooter stretcher
I think it's all been said about Paris...
Hey Blue and Shell...and anyone else who is new today that I missed.
Shell Has New Tits | 06.30.06 - 5:01 pm | #
oh (smacks forehead)
prico
poptart_starlet - I LOVE THE FLEUR DE LIS!
Shell, you got a push-up bra, right?
Oh fuck! Really bad boating accident in the Great South Bay. Dear kee-rist!
Prico: EWWW!
Why can't she just move to london and never come back to this hunk of land.
LA GARCE IS YOUR BOTOX
FREE YOUR MIND FUCKERS
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.30.06 - 5:02 pm | #
Three things in her bag...
A mirror
tweezers
a can of sterno for burning crabs
ok three things she has:
forty weight oil for lubing her cooter.
A copy of her sex tape that she watches while she beats off.
Fifty dollar bills she gives to the bellhop who helps her scrape her vagay clean every morning.
Oh yeah I need a push up with these honkers otherwise they'll hang on the ground. They are great for storage
DON T STUPIDOS
PARIS IS SHITTING ON YOU
LIK
Maybe she has credit cards
twat rims and cheetos.
Good afternoon everyone!!!!
Fifty dollar bills she gives to the bellhop who helps her scrape her vagay clean every morning.
christine love curtain. | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 5:06 pm | #
with a razor blade.... the stuff is probably like the crap growing on the inside of fish tanks.... not to mention the stench
Wait, that's an old one...
Afternoon, My Pookie!
PARIS IS VOMITING CAVIAR AND CC ONTO YOUR PUFFY EYES BASTARDS
LIK
HI ya pookie
Hi there Pookie!!!!!
Pookie!
christine love curtain. | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 5:06 pm | #
Wow. That is gross. BRAVO!
LMAO Shell!
hey, Pookie!
she also has a hazmat mask she lets the bellboy wear when he does his job on her taco.
Hey pookie
if you get the first TWO coments on just about every post for a full week, you are a loser. And the cut-off is 500 posts so sorry Shell, try to get that count up 100 more and you will be set. 500 is hard to hit, so keep trying!
Three things in her bags...
orange glo
A baby bottle brush
Massengil vaginal chafing powder
STILL ALIVE POOKIE?
LA GARCE you sound delirious... like you just came into contact with Paris' stinky underwear
HELLO ALL MY LOVLIES!!!!
Vanina....my condolences to Argentina. 
Vanina....my condolences to Argentina.
My Pookie | 06.30.06 - 5:09 pm |
Awww... even your avatar is sad.
I LOV U TO SHELL MY BALLS
Anonymous | 06.30.06 - 5:09 pm | #
Rock on! I'll tie up the kids and then I'll be able to sit here for hours without interruption
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.30.06 - 5:10 pm | #
I know, it's a sad day. 
Prico...I can't stop staring at your av. I have a friend who looks like him. It's kinda creepy.
oh Pookie
thanx babe
i've done all the crying early today...
well...i guess it wasn't mean to be...
PRICO ARE U STUPIDO OR WHAT????
Ewwww LA GARCE
I'm not Paris so you can't entice me with your hairy sweaty balls. sorry.
where are you from anyways. your english sounds really really broken
The two pink ones are filled with blow.
Three things in her bags...
French fries
French manicure kit
French assholes
LA GARCE IS YOUR BOTOX
NEVER FORGET SILLY FUCKERS
CIAO
So, I called the computer tech people to help my dad fix his computer and I followed their instructions and they killed my dad's computer. You guys coming to the funeral?
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.30.06 - 5:10 pm | #
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
*starts sobbing again*
now now LA GARCE where are your manners? you mess with Prico and you're gonna have the dlist bitches hot on your ass.
super glue to keep her jayjay lips up
sno bowl for douche
tampax for oozing reason's
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 5:12 pm | #
Can I send flowers or a donation in lieu of my presence?
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 5:12 pm | #
Most of those bags look like man bags. I bet they are for all her skanks.
awww vanina
I know how ya feel... when my Oilers lost the Stanley Cup finals... it was a sad sad day. **heavy heart**
Three things she eats.
german sausage
german wiener
germans.
She has
Nachos in 1 suitcase
Paris Latsis in another and
Nicole Ritchie in her carry on.
Three things in her bags...
Eye dewonkifier
Nipple clamps
Clit makeup
don't hate.
peace
Wait, wait, wait, bitch can't afford matching luggage?????
clit make up!!!!!!!
bonnie
are you flushing the whole thing or are you having a regular funeral???
Eyedewonkifier. that's fucking beautiful, man.
Vanina...I think I'll heave it out the window. I don't think my pipes can handle a flushing....it's a desktop not a laptop.
Shell Has New Tits | 06.30.06 - 5:13 pm | #
Shell
i saw them soccer players cry in the field
my heart totally broke then
oh god no, don't flush that fucker, you'll be shitting outside for months to come.
cya bitches.... Have a great weekend! Back Monday!
***plays taps for pc*****
Shell Has New Tits | 06.30.06 - 5:13 pm |
I don't follow hockey, but I've been trying to keep up on the FIFA stuff. I thought of Vanina and some of the others on here everytime a team would be on. I was bummed to see Argentina lose today.
DON T SPEAK YOUR MIND
WE RE ON THE I::::
peace lol
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 5:16 pm | #
bye shell have a good 1
Thanks bitchin....she was good to us...
My dad is just flipping out because he has so much shit on the puter that he needs.
Later Shell!
Hi Pookie!
LaGarce, don't get used to it. You have been reported to both MK and the MOD. No one wants you here.
Bye Shell!!!!
have fun!!!!
Bye Shell.
Bye Shell!
Three things in her bags...
A copy of "You, Your Ego and You"
Peroxide 10 Dirtstar Bleacher
A platypus named Coochie Coo
go to http://celebrityweightwatcher.bl...r.blogspot.com/
What's the matter La Garce? People not talking to you so you have to keep switching names? Okay, I'll play for a minute. What do you want to talk about?
tick tick tick...
times up....
Hey Mousie!
Man that sux bonnie tell dad to relax he's not well but when he is let him kick the shit out of it
Clit makeup
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.30.06 - 5:14 pm | #
EWWW wouldn't that rot away?
Coochie coo
awwww!!!
that's so sweet!!!!
crabcatchers
manhand mittens
bigfoot's socks
clit makeup
it better be cooterproof...
Thanks bitchin. Even though he's a gimp, he can get pissed and yell. I'm just stayin out o the way....
I can't think of what else is in Paris' bag. I'm brain dead today.
I'm out y'all...everyone be safe!!!!*hugs*
she also carries battery acid she hands out to the poor sad souls who see her cunt and must blind themselves.
clit makeup
it better be cooterproof...
vanina | 06.30.06 - 5:22 pm |
It's waterproof. However, if she has a greasy clit, it won't take.
Bye Harley have a great weekend.
Harley, have lots of fun!!!!
bye harley!
vanina | 06.30.06 - 5:22 pm | #
Nothing is safe from Paris' cooter.
It's waterproof. However, if she has a greasy clit, it won't take.
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.30.06 - 5:23 pm | #
EW EW EW. or to quote you....ew motherfucking ew.
man o man!!!!
Well, I'm out bitches. I will really miss you funny fuckers. Love you all and Happy 4th of July to you!!!!! God Bless all the men and women who can't have a bbque like you and me!!! peace!! xoxoxoxoxoxo
Bye Harley!
Hey NoAnjil!
It's all Summer's Eve products in every bag.
DO YOU WANT TO WATCH MY BIG SMELLY COCK???
IF OUI COME INTO MY SITE BITCHES LOLOLOL
Mousie - please tell everyone that I said Happy 4th on Monday since I missed everyone leaving, k? Love you sugarboobie.
It's waterproof. However, if she has a greasy clit, it won't take.
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.30.06 - 5:23 pm | #
Well, then, there's no way it works for her.
Bye noanjil...enjoy the beach...and beer
Bye Harley and NoAnjl!
prico - the BDBF's bro's name is Ricardo (Ricky).
YOU LIKE BIG DICKS DONTCHA???
have fun!
MOUSIE IS DILATED WHEN HE COMES TO GOD(ME)LOLOLOL
NoAnji!!!!!
happy 4th!!!
enjoy!!!!
Bye Noanjl! *Hugs* Have fun!!
Have a great one NoAnjl!
Oh, Paris with a dry clit? Not in this lifetime.
BYE NOANJI AND GOD BLOW JOBS!!!LOLOLOL
Blue Rose, can I borrow a chainsaw?
christine love curtain. | Homepage | 06.30.06
She probably sucked it dry herself! It's probably chapped!
Mousie Wants a Margarita | 06.30.06 - 5:29 pm | #
And an axe for me. A drill, blow torch and a lot of gasoline.
My pookie that's amazing gross, good one!
DO YOU WANT TO WATCH MY BIG SMELLY COCK???
IF OUI COME INTO MY SITE BITCHES LOLOLOL
LA GARCE | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 5:25 pm | #
NOT ME
STUPIDOS!!!!!!
LA GARCE IS YOUR BOTOX
DON T PLAY WITH ME MOUSIE PLEASE!
prico - the BDBF's bro's name is Ricardo (Ricky).
Mousie Wants a Margarita | 06.30.06 - 5:26 pm |
Every Ricardo I know is gay. Except a coworker who's getting married soon. Not to say he isn't, I just don't know for certain, lol.
christine love curtain. | Homepage | 06.30.06
Gave you a nice mental image huh?
STOP THAT MOUSIE!!!!
COME AND SEE MY HUGE FAT COCK
I'm like a chainsaw!
I'll skin your ass raw!
Ad if my day keep going this way I just might break your fucking face tonight!
Give me something to break!
Gotta love Limp Bizkit.
you sure did, Pookie! damn, I'm going to have paris clit nightmares. must drink self to sleep tonight.
Ok, I dont need to keep thinking about Paris' clit. It's probably so used and abused. Ick.
Blue Rose, can I borrow a chainsaw?
Mousie Wants a Margarita | 06.30.06 - 5:29 pm | #
Sure, you want a gas or electric one? To quote Rosario Dawson in Sin City "I gotta collection"
christine love curtain. | Homepage | 06.30.06
Nothing a little Eucerin can't fix I'm sure. Or Carmex!
wanna borrow my blowtorch, mousie?
MOUSIE IF IT IS NOT YOU THAT POST WITH MY LINK=I AM SORRY!BUT I HAVE REASONS TO ACCUSE YOU ;TRY TO UNDERSTAND
Nothing a little Eucerin can't fix I'm sure. Or Carmex!
My Pookie | 06.30.06 - 5:33 pm |
Elbow grease
Crisco
Albolene
Mousie...what are ya cutting with the chainsaw? You ok?
Why in the hell does she have to bring her blankie with wherever the fuck she goes????
Ok, time to haul ass... wow, this is the first time I don't leave early... Toodles for now, see you on the other side!
bye prico....get home safe.
Bye Prico!
pricolatino (Captain Dirtstar) | 06.30.06 - 5:34 pm | #
Axl grease???? Bearing lube????
You know who, Blue Rose. Think about it.
Christine - bring it.
Later Prico!
Someone with that level of family money should have matched luggage. If that is how she travels, then that solidifies her trash status.
WD-40
You know who, Blue Rose. Think about it.
Mousie Love Muffin | 06.30.06 - 5:36 pm | #
Did you mean Bonnie? *Confused*
MOUSIE IT S NOT YOU
SORRRY
Bye prico suave!
Mousie...I got a band saw....want that? I think I have a hacksaw as well. And a hammer.
bye, prico!
here ya go, mousie
Too thin. She needs something that will stick you know?
Blue...I think that was directed at me...I got it now. I was all confused. I'm ok now...I think.
come on... that is not ALL HER luggage is it?
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 5:37 pm | #
blue there's someone in here that is just begging to be cut into little pieces.
and is out of their fucking mind. like seriously. I guess it takes all kinds though.
BILLY BALLS YOUR LINK IS A FAKE!!
La Garce...
I'm going to say this to you and then I'm not going to talk to you until you heed my advice:
Stop being annoying and people won't fuck with you. Got it? You are annoying the hell out of everyone here and it is to the point where no one likes you and doesn't want to deal with you. So, if you want to talk, talk and be cool otherwise you are going to have problems.
moving on....
I think my father is going to storm the HP headquarters. Oy....good thing they are in Canada....they are not as easy to get to...for their sake. Hey...one of you canadians care to help a girl out?
I give pookie an a for effort, but the douchebag's homepage says it all. wacked out insane freakazoid. and dumb as a fucking rock to boot.
hasta luego caramelo
alosha | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 5:39 pm | #
I know what Mousie meant, but Bonnie asked her something, and she replied to it like I asked it.
It's chaos in here, lol.
La Fart...you ought to heed Pookie's advice. Otherwise you're gonna get your ass banned.
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 5:40 pm | #
what happened?
*passes blue the grey goose*
that'll make it better....it'll make the chaos understandable.
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 5:42 pm | #
actually, I scrolled back and realized that afterwards, but was hoping none of you would notice my idiocy.
Pourrais-tu arreter de faire chier le monde, "la garce"? Franchement, c'est ennuyant.
Blue and Bonnie, I started it and now I'm more confused than you are! AAGH!
LaGarce is going to be banned, I understand.
Alosha...
I was just asking mousie why she needed the chainsaw but I get it now. I was all confused. Lost in the land of computer techs I guess.
Oy vey. You can tell it's Friday around here!
Brent...you're bilingual...how cute.
Guys, don't even go to the Woody post above. It's all trolls.
alosha | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 5:42 pm | #
You are brave. I wouldn't go there if I was paid. Well, maybe if I was paid a lot.
Mousie Love Muffin | 06.30.06 - 5:45 pm | #
Oh shit...you ain't kiddin!
LA GARCE WILL BOTOX YOU ALL...
What the fuck is that?
Thx Bonnie.
My Pookie, don't even bother. Katie did and she said it's sick twisted crap.
This has become trollsworld...
This asshole is seriously retarded.
Well, I'll give you my woody comment in here then...where it's safe.
My cousin is a pretty big producer and he had a party at one of his homes and his nieces, my cousins, were there and Woody wouldn't leave the older one alone. This was in the early 90s or so. My cousin, the producer, had to kick woody out of the party because he was acting like such a pig.
brent
tu est tres jolie...
Jeezus. Mouse isn't doing shit considering I have been emailing with her for the past hour. LaGarce you are a total fucking loser and a complete asshole. Go take a shit or watch some television. Fuck face.
Mousie Love Muffin | 06.30.06 - 5:45 pm | #
No shit!
Yeesh!
Mousie Love Muffin | 06.30.06 - 5:48 pm | #
Now why doesn't that surprise me?
It's gonna be a LONG LONG summer huh?
Hey Foo!!!!
La Garce has moved to the Woody thread.
Foo in da house!
Vani, ignore it! Friends are friends, and some of us are still here!
Oh Brent...you know you are a cyber crush.
vanina | 06.30.06 - 5:49 pm |
You know what I love about this particular post is that your bug is blowing little hearts! It's so fitting!
Merci Vanina.
"jolie" is for girls.
"beau" is for boys.
Sorry about the penalties, by the way. Argentina had better players but Pekerman's strategy was not as good.
Hi Foo!
Hey Foo!
Hey, how is Italy doing in the World Cup?
My Pookie | 06.30.06 - 5:52 pm | #
awww!!!
that's why i chose it...
it's so sweet!!! i just melted away when i found it
(yes, i know i'm dumb but i can't help it )
*******************************
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
how's BF doing???
*******************************
A cyber crush? Moi?
Bonnie Blue - was your name something else "back in the day"? I don't remember.
LA
they won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LA - they won. But they have to play Germany next. Long football history between the two.
Viva Italia! (was that correct?)
Yes Brent...you. I'm also a sucker for an accent. Nope...I've been Bonnie Blue..before that, I was just H. Then There was one long conversation about Gone With the Wind and I have been Bonnie ever since.
vanina | 06.30.06 - 5:56 pm | #
You are not dumb...you are dreamy.
Omg. I wouldnt be able to fill all those suite cases up!
brent | 06.30.06 - 5:53 pm | #
OH!!!!
LOL
guess my french is beyond worst!!!!
ok, tu est tres beau...
*making eyes to brent to make him forget the bad french*
i want to kill Pekerman right now
Sorry yall but how dumb can you be??
Like Paris would travel with mismatching suitcases like that, duh!! MK should know better than that. The two pinks ones in the bottom might be hers but the rest is just bullshit made up lies ..
thanks for the heads up on the woody post mousie. yes, this is going to be a long summer indeed. I thought you guys were joking about the kiddies, but they're getting bad.
Im guessing her bag's are those 2 PINK Ones wedged in the bottom.
Ok Bonnie. Your conversation about GWTW must've been with KatieScarlett.
I have no accent, BTW, unless it comes in handy.
alosha | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:01 pm | #
I'm afraid it will only get worse as they systematically get fired from their summer jobs too.
yes, it was with Katie.
You have no accent? Hmmm...that was most of the allure. Now I'm crushed.
Pookie...you don't think they will be able to hold down their minimum wage jobs?
so sweet!
Vanina - I can see your eyes in your avatar. A very cute one.
Pobre Pekerman. It's not ALL his fault.
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 6:04 pm | #
Considering the level of intelligence we are up against here Bonnie Blue....
I'm gonna go with NO.
Pookie and alosha. Stay off the Woody thread. MK will see that we are not posting and all that is up there are trolls. He will realise he could lose hits if we get fed up enough to leave and if that happens, his advertisers will pull their accounts. ANd bitch wants to get paid, I would think!
Does Italy have a chance against Germany? (Political and historical implications not intended.)
Bonnie -
I'm crushed you're crushed.
However, like I said, I can put an accent on if needed.
brent | 06.30.06 - 6:05 pm | #
Brent, i know what you mean...
it's sad because i know that when Pekerman comes back everybody will cruxify him...
it's always like that...
Bonnie -
I'm crushed you're crushed.
However, like I said, I can put an accent on if needed.
brent | 06.30.06 - 6:08 pm | #
Um, ok...I guess that's better. But I was hoping for a real genuine accent. I have been told a few times that I have hints of a NY accent but whatever...that's not an accent.
I dont like the woody thread. I'm staying here. It's safe.
bonjour all - looks interesting in here!
I have no comment re: Paris -FIRST thing I thought of was all the STD meds - it's been covered extensively
Mousie
no way i'm going to that thread
Mousie Love Muffin | 06.30.06 - 6:07 pm | #
Worse comes to worse, we have our yahoo!
vanina - sorry about Argentina - but will you hate me forever if I told you Germany is my 2nd fave team & therefore I was QUITE thrilled today? *hides in corner*
Does anyone else have an advertisement for a fart button on the right hand side of the screen?
Howdy Jenner!
Yes Brent...you. I'm also a sucker for an accent. Nope...I've been Bonnie Blue..before that, I was just H. Then There was one long conversation about Gone With the Wind and I have been Bonnie ever since.
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 5:58 pm | #
good memory Brent is was with me !
jenner aka kim bong pimpong | Homepage |
Jenner!!!! How have you been!!!!???
Mousie Love Muffin | 06.30.06 - 6:07 pm | #
this thread feels nice and comfy to me.
HI JENNER!
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 6:11 pm | #
Yes.
LA - yes. They surely do. But football and the world cup is so unpredictable that anything can happen on the day. That's what makes it interesting.
However, there are two things in Germany's favor. First, home team advantage. Second, Germany has a history of making it through to the finals and even winning just from sheer determination, hard work and tenacity even if they have an "on paper" fairly mediocre team. As the Brits here always say: you can never, ever underestimate the Germans.
Bonnie
um...well...er
i have a lot of accent if you like that...
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 6:11 pm | #
Lol! I have the fart button too!
hey Blue!
LONG WEEKEND woohoo! Happy Canada Day (um, tomorrow) to all the Canadians in here!
What the fuck? When I go back home to Europe i'm allowed 2 suitcases in a weight limit. Fucking skank.
Hi Pookie, Alosha! I was reading the Caption this -
Some friggin' HILARIOUS captions though (once you sift through all the crap)
oooh, vanina...I'm hopping the first flight to BA...
*checks flight schedule out of JFK*
Oh yeah!
HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!!
Vanina -
did you see the fight between the players at the end of the penalties? Pretty crazy, eh?
Jenner! How are ya!
Yes, I keep seeing that dumb fart button but I refuse to push it although I'm dying to.
I have been told I have a snotty New England accent but I also have been told I am an asshole, so go figure.
HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!
Stocked up on plenty of booze, Jenner?
hey Mousie! You guys would all laugh A LOT if you heard me speak - apparently I have a very thick Canadian accent, even fellow Canadians comment on it
I have no idea what they're talking aboot.......
And I must admit that my paisan have been known to choke when it mattered most. Explains all the changes in government during the 20th century.
My brother went to the last World Cup in Korea and had to endure Italy's loss then. He had planned to go this year, but alas, it wasn't meant to be...
Yes, I keep seeing that dumb fart button but I refuse to push it although I'm dying to.
I have been told I have a snotty New England accent but I also have been told I am an asshole, so go figure.
Mousie Love Muffin | 06.30.06 - 6:14 pm | #
Don't press it, Mousie, it doesn't work. How do I know this? Um.....
I have a southern accent. I sound like Cletus the Slackjawed Yokel when I speak, lol.
Mousie Love Muffin | 06.30.06 - 6:14 pm | #
Resist the urge to push the shiney red button! Don't push the big, red, button that is beckoning you to push it Mousie! I know you just want so bad to push it just once, but don't! You must resist!
hey Jenner! don't let 'em run out of beer this time!!!
Do you guys think Californians have an accent?
Hey jenner....I'm having some issues with some computer people who are located in canada...wanna help a girl out and go storm the place with the ratwagon?
jenner aka kim bong pimpong | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:15
eh?
Stocked up on plenty of booze, Jenner?
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:14 pm | #
ALWAYS!!!!!!!!
BRENT - you have to answer me - my friend INSISTS that one of the German players flashed the "sig heil" (sp?) sign during the shoot outs - I read that he made a motion like "be quiet" - but this girl canNOT be reasoned with - I won'tbelieve it until I see it - did you see it?
Resist the urge to push the shiney red button! Don't push the big, red, button that is beckoning you to push it Mousie! I know you just want so bad to push it just once, but don't! You must resist!
My Pookie | 06.30.06 - 6:16 pm | #
I just had a Ren and Stimpy flashback, lol.
Do you guys think Californians have an accent?
LA | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:16 pm | #
Everyone outside of NYC has an accent in my book
STIMPY!!!!
(Damnit, no fart button ads on my screen... what great stocking gifts fart buttons would be!)
JENNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
are you mad????
it's just a soccer game...
me loves my Jenner forever!!!!!!!!!!
LA | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:16 pm | #
My BF is from Diego, and he sounds EXACTLY like Spicoli from fast times at Ridgemont High. So, it depends on where you are from in Cali, and stuff like that I think. I'm from Colorado and some people tell me I have an accent, but I don't know how that's possible.
spin sycle aka muñequita | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:16 pm | #
remember that! Thank keerist that was out west - should be OK here *wipes brow*
Everyone outside of NYC has an accent in my book
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 6:17 pm | #
Yet New Yorkers have no accent AT ALL
Bonnie, in which part of NY are you?
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:17 pm | #
Precisely!
LA - Hey don't knock Italy. They've won the world cup twice (I think) and they've made it to the finals many more times. Italy lost in USA '94 only as a result of a penalty shoot out, Brazil could not beat them. Italy is always considered a powerhouse team and always makes it to the semis or finals of the European and World Cups.
Meh. It's better just to watch it on TV.
I lived on E. 34th @ Lex when I was a young girl.
cool, Vanina
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 6:17 pm | # where abouts in Canada? I'll go if it's nearby - no car, gotta take public transit (and I'm lazy)
*puts on chainmail*
I'm from Colorado and some people tell me I have an accent, but I don't know how that's possible.
My Pookie | 06.30.06 - 6:18 pm | #
I don't guess I've ever heard a Colorado accent.
Everyone outside of my house has an accent. The worst accent in the US in the Downeast accent. Completely incomprehensible.
My BDBF has a slight accent left over from his childhood. Very seductive.
Antibiotics?
La, I'm in Manhattan and no, NYers don't have accents. Well, there are a select few in brooklyn and staten island that do have pretty thick accents.
Yet New Yorkers have no accent AT ALL
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:19 pm | #
you mean Noo Yawkas? Whenever I go across the border I snicker EVERY time they say "dollar" - sounds like DALLA
Although they probably think I sound like DAWLERRRRRRRRR
No offense Mousie but the worst is the true new england...Paaaak the Caaa in the Haaaaavad yaaaad accent. I can't take it and it grated on my nerves.
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:20 pm | #
Exactly! I have literally NO ACCENT. In fact, most people from Colorado, WY, NE, KS, other plains states areas don't. Lame.
My BF is funny though. He says dude like DEWWWWWWDE and bro like Brah. It's funny.
La, I'm in Manhattan and no, NYers don't have accents. Well, there are a select few in brooklyn and staten island that do have pretty thick accents.
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 6:21 pm | #
I have a friend from Brooklyn, and I can't understand a damn thing that comes out of his mouth.
MUÑEQUITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
La, I'm in Manhattan and no, NYers don't have accents. Well, there are a select few in brooklyn and staten island that do have pretty thick accents.
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 6:21 pm | #
um, I hate to be the one to tell you, buuuuuuuut........
Mousie Love Muffin | | Email | 06.30.06 - 6:07 pm |
Mouse, you're an idiot. All you are doing is refreshing haloscan giving haloscan hits, not MK's site. Leaving 1000000 comments doesn't give him "hits" unless you are refreshing the actual dlisted.blogspot.com page. Moron.
Jenner -
I didn't see anything like that at all and I'm pretty sure no German player would ever dream of doing such a thing. Nazism has been pretty much drummed out of the heads of German people by now. It is in fact illegal in Germany to wear or display Nazi regalia or symbols or to make Nazis gestures in public. You can get arrested for it.
Bonnie, the Downeast accent incorporates that accent as well as what they call canuck and bohunk. Mostly the old-timers and small towners still have that acent but people from the bigger Maine towns do not. And you won't hear it outside of Maine.
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:22 pm | #
Which is the one where everyone says "fuhgeddaboutit"????
Where's that place in NY?
I'm lame and never been to NYC so I don't know.
I'll never forget a few years ago at Yankees' Stadium, the guy selling peanuts in the stands was utterly impossible to comprehend.
I've actually been mocked in Boston by a local for a subtle mispronunciation. Goddamnit, I saw red, but otherwise, I love the Northeast.
god ; ; ;
VANINNNNAAAAAAA!!!
I actually really don't have much of an accent. A few words sometimes maybe but not really. Or if you get me really worked up. I talk fast...that's one of my biggest things.
brent | 06.30.06 - 6:23 pm | #
oh I know all that, one of my good friends is German (she was a mess today BTW
I didn't think it was POSSIBLE for that to have happened - and even though I explained ot my friend that even the Argentinian coach didn't say anything about it, she REFUSES tobelieve otherwise - she's A TAD dramatic
Mouse, you're an idiot. All you are doing is refreshing haloscan giving haloscan hits, not MK's site. Leaving 1000000 comments doesn't give him "hits" unless you are refreshing the actual dlisted.blogspot.com page. Moron.
lol | 06.30.06 - 6:23 pm | #
absolutly true!
"fuhgeddaboutit"????
brooklyn maybe?
lol | 06.30.06 - 6:23 pm
You have no idea what the hell I'm doing, you asshole. STFO and go pick your nose with the rest of the trolls.
My cousin went to New Hampshire, I think it was, several years ago. He went up to the desk clerk, and asked if she had any ICE. She apparently misunderstood his accent, and thought he said ASS, and slapped the shit out of him.
this whole accent convo is funny. I don't think californian's have accents at all. and neither do I.
my parents were NY'ers but my dad was a singer so he had no accent. my mom on the other hand... my husband jokes with me and calls me "meliss-er" sometimes because of her.
I lived in new hampshire when I was a kid and that's thick.
and then I spent 12 years in texas. I still say y'all from time to time.
Which is the one where everyone says "fuhgeddaboutit"????
Where's that place in NY?
I'm lame and never been to NYC so I don't know.
My Pookie | 06.30.06 - 6:24 pm | #
Pookie - Not NY but Joisey.
"fuhgeddaboutit"????
Yeah, that's more of a brooklyn thing but to tell you the truth, I've never actually heard someone actually say that. Only in jest.
It's impossible to be in Texas, drink, and not start talking like a Texan.
I love the accents of Joe Quimby & his nephew - CHOW-DAH! CHOW-DAH! gets me every time
spin sycle aka muñequita | Homepage
I just know he would say it all the time. He had a horrid accent!
Joisey! LOL!
Vanina -
did you see the fight between the players at the end of the penalties? Pretty crazy, eh?
brent | 06.30.06 - 6:13 pm | #
Yes, Brent, i saw that, and so did my kid and i felt so disgusted and ashamed!!!!!!!!!
believe it or not, i'm no fan of soccer here (yes, i'm nuts) and one of the reasons is, that i never understood the violence that always seems to come here with the soccer teams...
It's impossible to be in Texas, drink, and not start talking like a Texan.
LA
true! but sometimes i still let out a 'hey you guys' instead of y'all
After being on the phone with all the computer people, I can tell you I cant stand an Indian accent and I mean those from India...not native americans or those from Indiana.
LA | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:29 pm | #
Hmmmm, that depends on how much, and what you are drinking.
Where in texas???
how about that lovely 'coiffeee' word!
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 6:30 pm | #
Oh yeah, try spending extended periods of time in various areas of the middle east. That's a lesson in patience right there. Especially as a woman!
Bonnie - you never told me WHERE in Canada you need me to go?
believe it or not, i'm no fan of soccer here (yes, i'm nuts) and one of the reasons is, that i never understood the violence that always seems to come here with the soccer teams...
vanina | 06.30.06 - 6:30 pm | #
you lived in Canada for a while - you remember the hockey, yes? FAR more violent
Indian accent
oh that just cracks me up! especially when they try to hide it!!!
jenner aka kim bong pimpong | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:29 pm | #
"Come back here! I'm not done demeaning you!"
I have a friend from chicago who makes fun of my accent all the time. He says I say horrible wrong and I say a few other things wrong. Whatever...he's the one with the accent.
I hate trolls...
i am from texas suckers!!
stop it
spin sycle aka muñequita | Homepage |
I love how you call and they have normal names like Jake and Dan when really it's Muhammed and Khalid.
jenner
Jesus!!!!
i saw no heil stuff anywhere today...
is your friend sure???
Bonnie - you never told me WHERE in Canada you need me to go?
Jenner...I'm not sure. But it's Hewlett Packard people if that helps.
Spin...every tech I had on the phone gave me their name...sam, John, jack, whatever...those are not the names of Indian men, I am sure.
"Come back here! I'm not done demeaning you!"
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:32 pm | #
Pookie..you read my mind! LOLOLOL
After being on the phone with all the computer people, I can tell you I cant stand an Indian accent and I mean those from India...not native americans or those from Indiana.
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 6:30 pm | #
my boss is from india! his accent is really unusual though because he's 64 and only lived in india until he was 24. then canada for 20 years, then cali. he cusses like an american and it's so funny to hear him say stuff like "son of a bitch" in a half indian accent.
LA -
It's hard to live in England for a while and not start talking with an English accent. I always try to make damn sure I don't, especially around English people.
Also found out when I first moved here that if I really wanted something done it helped to talk in a heavy, almost John Wayne like, American accent. They jump right into place. It's pretty funny.
vanina | 06.30.06 - 6:33 pm | #
yeah I ADORE this friend, but she's VERY insanely passionate (she's from Brazil, so.... and ONCE she decides something THAT'S IT - you could play UNDISPUTABLE footage for her and she will NEVER EVER change her mind
oh, and by "passionate" I mean INSANE
bye all! time to go!!!
Jenner!!!!
i couldn't stand those either...i'd start crying when they'd get into a fight...
*shudders at those memories*
Brent...where are you from exactly?
Jenner...I'm not sure. But it's Hewlett Packard people if that helps.
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 6:33 pm | #
um, you DO realize Canada's a VERY VERY big country, right? O_o
Bye Spin
alosha | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:34 pm | #
I love to hear my friend from Mexico cuss, especially when she says son of a bitch. It comes out "son of a beech". Make me chuckle everytime.
Jenner...yes, I know Canada is very big. I'm well aware...I have seen a map. I just don't know where they are. I was just sayin...
Bye Spin!
jenner aka kim bong pimpong | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:35 pm | #
LOL!!!!
i know what you mean!!!!
vanina | 06.30.06 - 6:36 pm | #
I hate fighting, but I FRICKIN' LOVE IT in hockey - gets the blood pumpin, the adrenaline rushin' OOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEEEEAH
Vanina -
For some people football is not a matter of life and death, it's far more important than that.
People get a little crazy, especially the fans.
Brent...where are you from exactly?
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 6:36 pm |
texas
alosha | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:34 pm | #
OH MY GOD! I used to know a guy in Saudi named Mr. Hanan and he was crazy and he would yell and curse in English! He would have the WORST broken English ever!
"you sons bitches! Fuckers! You mess up shit! You no can get shit rrrrrright! You no good! I send you to Pakiiiistan!!!!" It was so funny to hear him yell at his workers! It was really demeaning in a way cuz they are treated like slaves, but to someone who has never seen that, it was funny as hell!
oh the douchebag is in texas. I guess that just goes on my list of reasons we decided not to move back there.
jenner aka kim bong pimpong | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:37
Give Blood. Play hockey. Eh?
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 6:37 pm | #
well, you narrow it down for me a bit and I'll go bust a cap for ya
BTW - since I'm in T.O. there's a pretty good chance there's an HQ nearby........*puts on helmet*
Brent...where are you from exactly?
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 6:36 pm |
dallas
I'm not going to read all 400 flippin' posts before submitting my two cents, so if it's been said...tough.
With all that fuckin' luggage, THAT'S the ensemble she managed to put together? WTF???
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:37 pm | #
yeah cussing always sounds the funniest with an accent.
I work with one other guy from india too, from a different area than my boss, who just moved here like 10 years ago. and he sounds like fuckin APU.
Bonnie - I'm American but live in the UK.
oh the douchebag is in texas. I guess that just goes on my list of reasons we decided not to move back there.
alosha | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:38 pm | #
A-HEM!
Give Blood. Play hockey. Eh?
My Pookie | 06.30.06 - 6:38 pm | #
I've never heard that before!
oh my god the fucker lives in dallas. yikes, I'll warn my relatives.
Pookie - Dallas.
Brent - That actually surprises me that the Brits are so accomodating to a John Wayne accent! Especially considering that he was so much part of the Orange County, CA, culture that the airport here is named after him!
So accent aside, has the vernacular slipped into your language? Do you take holidays? Do you line up in queues? Do you run a tight organisation?
why doesn't her luggage match?!
bag lady...
two english words i can't pronounce correctly
bitch= beach
turtle= em....uh...i just can't
by the way, all my wonderful gals on here from the great lone star state, and I know quite a few of you, hope no one takes offense about the texas stuff. I just really didn't want to move back and have my own reasons to not want to live there again. just glad me and hubby decided to stay in california (we were set to move end of august).
Bonnie - I'm American but live in the UK.
brent | 06.30.06 - 6:39 pm | #
oh and all this time I thought you were british with a sexy accent. You just totally burst my bubble. Oh well. I still like ya anyway.
i say she's carrying atleast one of those animals she used to drag around in one of suitcases...they're in the suitcases because they wer grabbing more media attention that her..
speaking of accents - try being a Canadian living in Australia and convincing THEM that THEY are the ones with accents! My friend & I were in a mall there & she read a sign that said "Ear Piercing Here" - she said I would say it like "Earrrrr Pierrrrrrrrcing Herrrrrrre"
SHE would say it like "eeee peeecing heeee"
Good times.
HI FROGGIE!!!!!!!!
letinstar | 06.30.06 - 6:42 pm | #
you're probably right!
ltinstar will you kiss my genial brain for godsake!!!
I love how you call and they have normal names like Jake and Dan when really it's Muhammed and Khalid.
My Pookie | 06.30.06 - 6:32 pm | #
my boss' name is kris.
alosha | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:41 pm | #
Good save, lol.
thank you, come again
prico - EXACTLY! my husband still giggles at him once in a while. I know, that's mean.
Hey MJF, prico...
alosha - we're practically neighbors!
If we're soliciting help from the Canucks, Jenner get your ass to the border and get my Dad's new tractor through customs. The bastards won't let it through!
I LOVE YOUR BLOG BLUE COCK ROSE
YOU RE TALENTED WAWWWWW
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:43 pm | #
Mouse, you're an idiot. All you are doing is refreshing haloscan giving haloscan hits, not MK's site. Leaving 1000000 comments doesn't give him "hits" unless you are refreshing the actual dlisted.blogspot.com page. Moron.
lol | 06.30.06 - 6:23 pm | #
Just so you know, those of us that post 100000000 comments are in and out of this website many times throughout the day so we give MK the 100000000 hits that he needs to keep his advertisers happy. Not only that, but the 100000000 hits that we give to haloscan helps keep MK's site up and filled with advertisers and people posting comments, blah blah blah...I'm sure you can figure out the chain. You are the moron.
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LA | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:44 pm | #
I figured we were close but I wasn't sure exactly where you were... I live in central OC (tustin/irvine).
hey Jessucka! Where 'bouts? I gotta know locations soon bcs this chainmail and iron helmet are HEAVY and I don't want to have to travel too far......also my huge mace is getting looks from passersby.......
hola pirola, lol
In my work, I hear international accents all day long. My ear is developed to the point where I can practically make regional distinctions in varous countries. That said, I can assure you, there is not a single Indian (i.e., India) accent, kind of like the accents we've been discussing here in North America!
Seal Beach
Hey Froggie!
Pirola????
WTF????
Just so you know, those of us that post 100000000 comments are in and out of this website many times throughout the day so we give MK the 100000000 hits that he needs to keep his advertisers happy. Not only that, but the 100000000 hits that we give to haloscan helps keep MK's site up and filled with advertisers and people posting comments, blah blah blah...I'm sure you can figure out the chain. You are the moron.
My Pookie | 06.30.06 - 6:45 pm | #
COMPLETE BULLSHITS
GO TO YOUR ROOM STUPID PIOUKIE !
CIAO
AND DON T FORGET=
LA GARCE WILL BOTOX YOU
DON T FORGET
CIAO A TUTTI
peace
Prico, did ya read your gmail? Am I an asshat or what?
cooties and crabs require their own luggage according to specific species or all hell will break loose.
Not sure, Jenner, but I'd say wherever Canada meets Michigan or Wisconson. Stuff some good weed in the tailpipe for me, would ya?
ough!!!!
BBL
alright, if it's Michigan I gotta drive to Windsor, 'bout 2 or 3 hours, I can make it *shoving weed in every possible orifice as we speak* - IN THE CAR, dirty perverts.
LA GARCE(THE REAL ONE) | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 6:49 pm |
Well, you really put me in my place. And by the way, my name is POOKIE not PIOUKIE so when you are running around pretending to be me, get it right okay?
LA - ha ha ha. Yeah, a lot of it has actually. Just because it's easier and people know what you're talking about.
I take the lift to my flat in a portered block. I put rubbish in the bin which dustmen come and collect. I'll go down to the shops to do some marketing and when I'm walking on the pavement I always have my brolly with me.
The list goes on and on.
"(The Americans and the British) are two people divided by a common language"
- Winston Churchill
wow LA we are close.
so true about the indian accents. it's funny how different my boss and my coworker sound from one another.
I also work with three guys from sri lanka who all sound totally different and look how small sri lanka is by comparison.
and by the way, all these guys I work with are civil engineers. sorry I just know there's a stereotype joke in there somewhere, but it fits.
Well, you really put me in my place. And by the way, my name is POOKIE not PIOUKIE so when you are running around pretending to be me, get it right okay?
My Pookie | 06.30.06 - 6:53 pm |
I suddenly thought of pierogie...
Brent...what's a brolly?
Bonnie - Gee. Thanks.
brolly's an umbrella - we say it here in Canada, too
Bonnie - a brolly's an umbrella.
well, i guess brent needs a brolly a lot there in london...since it always rains.
pricolatino | 06.30.06 - 6:55 pm |
Oh yeah, there is a resemblance.
Brent...you are welcome dear.
pookie check email. now.
I thought that because of global warming (or climate crisis, like Al Gore likes to call it), London was getting all the sun while we were getting all the shitty weather...
Bonnie -
hasn't been raining here much at all lately. Tomorrow supposed to be in the high 80s. There's a major water shortage and a hosepipe ban is already in effect.
Am I complaining? Hell to the no!
brent | 06.30.06 - 6:59 pm | #
A hosepipe ban?
There's a major water shortage and a hosepipe ban is already in effect.
brent | 06.30.06 - 6:59 pm | #
No water and no sex? That's just cruel.
CMON POOKIE OBEY EVERYTHING PARANOID MOUSIE SAY
U RE PATHETIC S
NO SENSE OFHUMOUR
NO BRAIN
NO BOTOX...
U'RE LOST
SO /
LA GARCE HAS LEFT THE DUSTBIN
peace my friends
god bless u
Got it Mousie. I wrote you back.
sorry for any inconvinience!
winkel | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 7:00 pm | #
wouldn't worry about it, we've been off topic for ages!
I know this is annoying
well then why the fuck do you keep posting it whore? go away!
wow...london without rain. I don't get it. I think it rained 90% of the time every time that I've been there. WOW. NY is getting the shit end of the stick.
I bet you a pepsi he's not going anywhere.
damn it, My Pookie, you just screwed yourself out of free botox! OH NO!
Ha ha ha. I knew "hosepipe" was going to bring a smile.
Hosepipe ban: no use of hoses; for watering garden, or washing car, etc.
brent - I don't even know what a "portered" block is. And if someone told me they "collected" rubbish, I'd tell them they had a bizarre hobby, and that I recommend they switch to Hummels or Fabrege eggs instead.
I'm off everyone, cheers for the weekend!
bet you a pepsi he's not going anywhere.
pricolatino | 06.30.06 - 7:02 pm | #
I'll double that bet.
Bye LA...enjoy.
Hosepipe ban: no use of hoses; for watering garden, or washing car, etc.
brent | 06.30.06 - 7:03 pm |
Oh. My mind went elsewhere...
Bye LA.
OMG, before I go...
hosepipe ban!
Ciao, LA, have a good weekend and happy 4th of july!
Oh. My mind went elsewhere...
pricolatino | 06.30.06 - 7:04 pm | #
doesn't it ALWAYS?
do you guys have a long weekend, too? Or do U get the actual 4th off?
"La Garce" arrete tes conneries, enfin. Tu vois bien qu'elles n'ont pas envie de te parler alors fous leur la paix un peu.
do you guys have a long weekend, too? Or do U get the actual 4th off?
jenner aka kim bong pimpong | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 7:06 pm | #
I don't get jack shit. Damn slave drivers! *Shakes fist*
Most people here have the 4th off definitely and some have the 3rd. I think it sucks for those who don't have the 3rd off....just not fair.
brent | 06.30.06 - 7:06 pm | #
ditto!
Blue...you get nothing? Why? That's unamerican...
I love London.. had so much fun there loved the pubs etc... is it still very smoky Brett?
Brent....english please
I don't get jack shit. Damn slave drivers! *Shakes fist*
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 7:07 pm | #
why not?????? That sucks ass! *shales fist with Blue Rose*
Actually, our sales dept. doesn't get Monday off - only on Xmas, Labour Day and one other vaca. I can't remember - thank gawd I left that dept.........
Bye LA. Have a good weekend.
Porter = doorman (I don't live in bldg with one, btw).
Prico - your mind gets so easily led astray.
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 7:09 pm | #
Off the third, but not the fourth.
LA GARCE(THE REAL ONE) | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 7:01 pm
You are right...I have no botox. I don't want to look like your mother when she sucks your little dick.
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 7:09 pm | #
he told him to lay off,no one wants to talk to him, leave us alone
hmmm... not sure why I'm acting like Brent's translator tonight, but I better get some $$$ soon for this.....
Off the third, but not the fourth.
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 7:11 pm |
That's not cool....and again...unamerican.
katiescarlett -
The pubs are not smokey because smoking is not allowed in pubs anymore (I think). The buses and taxis are still pretty smokey but all in all it's fairly clean air here. It only gets bad when there's no wind for a day or two.
I love London.. had so much fun there loved the pubs etc... is it still very smoky Brett?
katiescarlett | 06.30.06 - 7:09 pm |
I thought you said you loved the pubes...
doesn't it ALWAYS?
jenner aka kim bong pimpong | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 7:05 pm | #
ugh, you're absolutely right.
i guess she's ready to infect the french population too now
Thanks Jenner. I took Spanish in HS and College and I still can't speak a damned word of it. Bad bad bad. I can understand more than I can speak though. French...I can order food and ask for the bathroom and the exit.
ugh, you're absolutely right.
pricolatino | 06.30.06 - 7:14 pm | #
don't worry, EVERYTHING is a euphemism to me
Oh shit, I think the moderator is removing the t-shirt selling posts...
thought you said you loved the pubes...
oh I love the pubes too Prico...
especially the braided ones with cooter beads
Bonnie - I'm not fluent in French anymore, but i can still understand it - wish I was still bilingual
ANYWAY it's time for me to jet - have a great night all, I'll try & come back later tonight
Otherwise have a great weekend!!!!!!!
Get home safe, jenner
Oh shit, I think the moderator is removing the t-shirt selling posts...
pricolatino | 06.30.06 - 7:16 pm | #
That's not all the MOD should be removing. Eh hem.
And the "why" is that I work in a hospital. They never close. Stupid sick people!
Bye Jenner...
Blue...ok, then that makes more sense. I'm not all that mad at them anymore...The hospitals do have to stay open.
Night Jenner!
Bonnie I love looking at that little dog of yours!
So, back to Paris... hmm...
knee pads
horse tranquilizer
a one-color rubik's cube
Prico...bored?
Thanks Katie.
I am so bored with Paris.. I want to see Suri the devil spawn
Bonnie I love looking at that little dog of yours!
katiescarlett | 06.30.06 - 7:19 pm |
It's so cute, I'd totally let it lick my face. And not think about what it was licking before that...
A one color rubiks cube? I think that would be helpful, but I doubt she would be able to figure out how to turn the sides.
yeah...he is such a cutie. He makes me happy. Prico...he would gladly lick your face...and your legs and well...I hope he'd stop there.
yeah...he is such a cutie. He makes me happy. Prico...he would gladly lick your face...and your legs and well...I hope he'd stop there.
A one color rubiks cube? I think that would be helpful, but I doubt she would be able to figure out how to turn the sides.
My Pookie | 06.30.06 - 7:21 pm |
Fine, fine... how about a one square sudoku?
Prico! How about we just give her some sand and a stick?
Prico! How about we just give her some sand and a stick?
My Pookie | 06.30.06 - 7:23 pm | #
She'd do something gross with the stick.
maybe I should do something productive like pack....
Prico! How about we just give her some sand and a stick?
My Pookie | 06.30.06 - 7:23 pm |
Oh no... she'll go all zen and write a book about it.
She'd do something gross with the stick.
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 7:24 pm |
You know what, you're right... she might try to exfoliate her cooter from the inside, like churning butter.
pricolatino | 06.30.06 - 7:25 pm | #
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She would probably go tribal and fashion a spoon to get the yeast out and then make bread from the fire she built using the stick that she broke into pieces and then made a mud hut in the sand to make an oven with to bake the bread in.
Oh I just grossed myself out.
Oh I just grossed myself out.
My Pookie | 06.30.06 - 7:27 pm | #
I just lost 20 lbs. reading that
Blue Rose...
Just think, you'll look fabulously thin for the weekend!
hey brent, you still here?
katie what'cha packing for?
hey Scout.
I just lost 20 lbs. reading that
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 7:30 pm |
...on the Paris diet!
hey Bonnie!
Have I mentioned how much I fucking hate computer techs?
you have Bonnie! My friend's brand new computer crashed and she's completely computer illiterate. So she made ME get on the phone with the techs. THREE HOURS!!!
I am in the land of eternal hold. Ugh.
oh scout...I feel for you. I am doing the same thing for my father. Ok, enough computer talk. I'm so over it.
...on the Paris diet!
pricolatino | 06.30.06 - 7:37 pm | #
what's that, cum and lollipops?
what's that, cum and lollipops?
alosha | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 7:48 pm | #
Fun. Is it like weight watchers? Is there a fee?
re the comments about accents:
I had to bring hub into the ER once with seizures, turned out to be from a medication he was on. But the internist was stumped at the time and just told him "Well, I guess you just have a walrus." The look on my husband's face was PRICELESS. I said "VIRUS, he thinks you have a VIRUS".
Fun. Is it like weight watchers? Is there a fee?
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 7:48 pm | #
yeah, an 8 ball.
scout | 06.30.06 - 7:49 pm | #
Bonnie I hate when you hear them flipping through their manual...
Scout...I totally agree.
As for the ER story...that's pretty damned funny...not the seizures.
scout, bonnie, anyone else - have a great weekend, see you monday.
of course scout and bonnie will still be here then, still on hold with tech support.
later!
alosha - I'm back but it looks like you just left. Bye.
Hey Brent. Seems Alosha left ya hanging....poor guy
hello???
VANINA!!!
Are we alone? lol
katie what'cha packing for?
scout | 06.30.06 - 7:36 pm | #
leaving for 2 week vacation to Europe on osuncay with my daughter and a group of friends
that did not come out right I meant to say on Sunday!!!
I guess we're not alone but that's ok...it sfriendly faces.
Hello. Paris also probably has her live pets in there. Lets hope they don't get in the std meds.
She's carrying lube and antibiotics.
That's all.
http://www.thesnarkpit.com/snark...snark/
index.php
Bonnie!!!!
LOL
that sounded...i dunno
I know Vanina...I know. but I do have a thing for accents. LOL
That guy looks way to small to be pushing all of those bags of junk.
KILL THE PARISITE
KILL THE PARISITE
KILL THE PARISITE
Why is she always wearing those god aweful skanky looking sweats?
because she's a godawful skank
pretty fucking CHEAP CUNT to not having matching luggage.
PUNTA
There is a city in France called "Skankwhore" ???
Is that where she got her name ?
shes got her animals in there probably, cruel heartless bitch she is wouldnt be suprised.
oh and also thousnads of morning after pills and her herpes creams
Loved the "condoms" comment. Words of wisdom indeed.
It's her stash of STDs.
this what she'll go down in history for an amatuer whore porn star that is a socialite ,that has herpes,that got in a fight with nicole richie,that ripped off ub40 fora cheesy no talent song.If that song comes on i ban it from listeming to it cause it makes me want to puke.Wow won't her grandkids be proud of her when shes rockin back in forth in her rockin chair lol
she's got a bunch of dead bodies stuffed in there.
lohan, richie and the fag who told everyone she had herpes.
bitach.
wow
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