FRIED CHICKEN!!! AND KOOL-AID!
THAT'S WHAT I EAT...
LA GARCE WILL BOTOX YOU ALL µ
FUCKERS
CIAO A TUTTI
Its cuz the bitch is stepping out on his wife, that is why he is so uptight about it!
Bitch needs some Midol, stat!
Eh, I have no sympathy.
obnoxious photographers can go to hell, for serious.
LOLLLL he got 0wn3d!!! i was hoping he would smash that cam on his head and his head starts bleeding!!!
This is a much stranger story.
ACAPULCO, Mexico (AP) -- Authorities on Friday found two human heads in front of a state government office in the Mexican resort of Acapulco, a day after a similar grisly discovery was made outside the main entrance to City Hall.
The heads were accompanied by a note that read, "One more message, dirtbags, so that you learn to respect." They were dumped in front of the Guerrero state Finance Department where the heads of two decapitated police officers were left in April with a similar note that warned, "So that you learn to respect."
Woody needs to smoke more pot and calm down.
tu parles bien français brent!
I was just thinking he got ahold of some bad weed.
You guys know that Woody's dad is in prison for murder, don't you?
LA...I didnt know that.
LA | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 5:54 pm |
Murdered a judge, correct?
oOOOh I hate Woody Harrelson with a passion. NEVER thought he was the least bit talente. He's a dork. I hope his ass gets fined or thrown in jail for that. Bitch.
yes. maybe he should think about that little fact!
I understand the photographer's are annoying, but you can't attack people like that.
I wrote this down below but I shall repost...
My cousin is a pretty big producer and he had a party at one of his homes and his nieces, my cousins, were there and Woody wouldn't leave the older one alone. This was in the early 90s or so. My cousin, the producer, had to kick woody out of the party because he was acting like such a pig.
Please, I can't stand these types of photographers who stand by the "well they're celebrities so they're fair game!". Well they need to stop acting like pussies when shit like this happens to them because stuff like this also comes with the territory.
effing prima donna. that's part of his extremely well paying job.
Woody honey, try anger management. We stiil luv ya tho.
I'm glad he got the photographer..if someone asks you to stop shooting..then you should stop..how many shots do you need? these fagarazzi have gotten completely out of control..get a real job bitch!! he should have choked him till he passed the hell out!!
From Woody's IMDB page (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000437/bio):
"Father, Charles Voyde Harrelson, has been convicted twice for committing paid murders. Once in 1968 and again in 1978 (for the murder of Federal Judge John Wood).
His father, Charles, in addition to being a convicted felon, is believed to be one of "the hobos" taken away from the area known as "the grassy knoll" right after the shooting of President Kennedy on November 22, 1963."
i love woody
his cock is much bigger than your short ones!!!!
aaaaaaaa
Woody thinks Dad should be free.
Stay clear of both of them.
Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch?
Woody should have slapped that bitch too. Just because you are a movie star doesn't mean that you are allowed to be stalked 24/7.
why are these photographers such pussies, take it like a man!!
Quit using lame ass POS AOL non playing video.
No sympathy for the photographer. Too bad he didn't really get the crap beaten out of him. It's only what he deserves. And being photographed on your own time by pain in the ass people is not part of his job. What a stupid thing to suppose.
Woody is a no-talent ass! I hope Levine sues his ass
i say good for him, fucking tmz bitches should get run over the way they run through the street, id fucking hit em with my car
Good. I'd keep smashing cameras, taking tapes and memory cards and paying for them later.
Dammit, I counted 34 assholes driving home... this city is the pits.
Boo-fuckin'-Hoo. When someone asks you to stop filming them....STOP!!! He got his shot, he didn't need 45 minutes of footage.
Woody is a girly man bitch.
Harrelson's life took an odd turn at the age of 17, when his father was hired to kill U.S. District Judge John H. Wood, and did the deed. It sounds like a wild rumor, and the Harrelson family disputes the charges, but the verdict is in and a requested retrial has been denied. There is no substantial evidence, however, to back up the persistently whispered rumor that Harrelson's father was also one of three homeless men arrested on the "grassy knoll" in the aftermath of John F. Kennedy's assassination. His father is still serving a life sentence in a maximum security prison in Florence, Fla. Other residents of the same facility include Unabomber Ted Kaczynski and World Trade Center bomber Ramzi Yousef.
Father: Charles Voyde Harrelson (hit man, serving a life sentence for the murder of a Federal judge)
Brother: Brett Harrelson
Wife: Nancy Simon (daughter of Neil Simon, m. 1985, div. 1986)
Wife: Laura Louie (m. 11-Jan-1998, two daughters)
Girlfriend: Carol Kane (ex-)
Girlfriend: Ally Sheedy (ex-)
Girlfriend: Moon Unit Zappa (ex-)
Daughter: Deni Montana (b. 1994)
Daughter: Zoe Girodano (b. 1997)
Girlfriend: Glenn Close
Girlfriend: Brooke Shields
when i hit the weed, i get the munchies, the giggles and sleepy...woody needs to take it to the head...
I think all these "stars" ar forgetting that without the paps and pictures, they wouldn't make as much or any money. They knew what they were getting into when they starred in movies, so put up with it, if you're goning to take the millions of dollars!
Fuck them photographers...he asked nicely the first time.
they need to give paranoid woody 99 years in the electric chair.
The marks on Levine's neck look like lipstick prints. Maybe Woody's got a woody for the guys, too!
the guy wasn't in Woody's face filming. Woody had to go out of his way to confront him. Chill Woody!
Not that I like Woody or anything, but quite frankly I'd want to choke those bitches too.
He probably freaked out and had a bad trip he got from some pure uncut weed. It happens all the time.
Tang Wei Dong, I agree with you, sweets -- I have never liked the Wood-man. He did a good job playing Larry Flynt, but isn't it easy for garbage to play garbage? Hi, Bonnie Blue -- I believe Woody is a big-time pig-ola, my sweet petunia. I think he's so homely. And doesn't he look like he'd smell really bad, I mean really, really, really bad???
Hello Moist and Scout !!! 
i work in Times Square and if i could attack everybody taking my picture without my consent i'd be slapping those tourist bitches all day long. and i'm not a celebrity - you know, one of those people who's job it is to attract attention?
Hey Katie! Just spent 20 minutes reading the Paris thread
His ass should be happy that photographers even want to take his picture. I mean seriously, what has he done lately?? Big loser!!
I think its interesting how many comments (especially ANONYMOUS) were how the photographer had it coming considering we are all frequenting a site that revolves around pictures and videos of celebrities. It's the photographers job to get video and its Woody's job to deal with it as the price of fame. Fame however does not give you the right to lay your hands on another person. Yah the paparazzi go overboard with stalker tactics but filming you in public on a busy crowded street is fair game. Methinks Woody was a little paranoid at getting filmed with 3 women, none of who are his wife.
Hey, Katie, what's 'sup? Have a great weekend, doll (and all you other Dlisted peeps, too)!
that's exactly what I was thinking Anya! He seemed uncomfortable being seen with them! And like I said, the photographer was not in Woody's face
Anya, I think you are right, too. I mean about us who are on this site but 'hate' the paps.
It is a little hypocritical.
On the other hand, woody DID ask pretty nicely to stop and the pap
was a dick.
His ass should be happy that photographers even want to take his picture. I mean seriously, what has he done lately?? Big loser!!
Lolaxoxo | 06.30.06 - 7:41 pm | #
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yes, that's what I think, too.
he's kind of a has-been.
to everyone familiar, hello I love you goodbye. 
have a great weekend and see you monday if you're around...
WTF am I going to do with all these fuckin' "free plasma screen TVs" I keep winning????
I guess I'll just have to watch them since there's NO ONE HERE!!!
Photographers that choose to take still photos or video of people that are in no mood to be photographed should buck up and not complain when they get their asses kicked. If they want to use the "it comes with the territory you're famous" crap then the same should go for the pap getting your ass kicked once in a while also comes with the territory.
"...If they want to use the "it comes with the territory you're famous" crap then the same should go for the pap getting your ass kicked once in a while also comes with the territory."
lola Inches away | 06.30.06 - 8:22 pm
*nodding enthusiastically and throwing hands in the air*
Word. Amen. Uh huh, sista.
Hello biotches!!
Anyone here?? What have I missed all week??
woody and matthew mcconaughey are ass brothers
Heya, Fancy Pants! I guess tensions were high around here this week. Fortunately, I missed nearly all of it! (Yay!) How are ya?
Froggie, Fancy!!!!
still here?
What do you mean MJF??
Hi Vanina!!!
Hi Vanina!
Fancy...I've gotten a few e-mail updates from Mousie. I guess the haters are out in full force! There were people turning on eachother...I guess it got pretty ugly.
I've curbed my D-listing time in an effort to get back on top of my shit!!! So now I miss most of the good stuff.
Wow!! I have lots to catch up on.
pals
you're not alone...
i usually have to quit when the fun starts...
we've been invaded by haters all week
I just checked my email I have 457 emails damn!!
...and these new advertisers with the farkin' flashing ads are making it REALLY EASY to stay away for longer periods now.
Damn, Fancy. That is alot of emails. Yikes. Welcome back. How was your trip? Love your Gravatar.
457!!!!! Holy Shit!!! SPAM...it's what's for dinner!
Vanina...how many of those avatar thingys do you have???
...and these new advertisers with the farkin' flashing ads are making it REALLY EASY to stay away for longer periods now.
MJF | 06.30.06 - 8:40 pm | #
No flashing ads for this bitch!
alosha | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 8:06 pm | #
Bye, love and Happy 4th to you.
xoxoxoxo
Sassy...you haven't won a bajillion laptops and plasma TVs? How are you not seeing them? I get them almost every other time I refresh.
MJF
er...
about six!!!
*hides*
Fancy, that new avatar is freaking fabulous! Are you preparing to go out tonight?
MJF...My hubby has a way to block that shit so I don't have to see it!
It was good sassy.
Yeah what is up with those ads???
Yeah Its gonna take me forever to read them all. haha!
Vanina...Shit. You have 6? We have 4 and I thought that was alot.
Jessuka
HAHAHA! Im getting prettied up for the dlisted hot tub party.
Sassy...I know how to block the pop-ups, but I've never seen a blocker for the flashy ones. Where did he find it?
Vanina...I like your little heart bug.
Sassy
i know...
and i hate all my avs already!!!!
Fancy..I missed some of the shit. We have had haters, someone using Little Foo Foo's Gravatar, Jay is getting married to YOU KNOW IT, bitches inclusing me fighter over YOU KNOW IT, Sunny wanting all the men to herself *hehehe*. I know I am forgetting shit. 
Foo is takikng a break.
MJF...Not sure.
Vanina...hehehe! And I have young kids and not teenagers yet.
Fancy...I forgot there is a person that posts with many names La Garce, God, puta and other names. This person was banned once and is here again. 
Foo is takikng a break.
Jessuka | 06.30.06 - 8:53 pm | #
Foo was here today.
Sassy that sucks were they hating about the same old stuff?
How did Jay win over You know its heart?
Im surprised sunny isnt marrying him hahah!
Shit - the k key sticks on this laptop, so please forgive all extra k's. **eyes flkashing free laptop add**
Schools out so there will lots of freaks on here.
Fancy...They used Foo's Gravatar but used a different name. How fucking stupid is that? We knew that wasn't her. Someone this week had her upset but I can't remember why. I wasn't here. Email Mouise and she can tell you all about it. I think Jay just asked YOU KNOW IT to get married and that was it. YOU KNOW IT is easy!
Jessuka | 06.30.06 - 8:56 pm | #
Sure..I think you are just drinking. Good excuse, though.
I will be back later hot bitches. Need to get some shit done.
stars are getting crazier by the day please help us lord if we ever mess up a food or,outfit, or ask for an autograph
That cockmite had it coming. Them photogs are the lowest form of human scum floating in the cesspool of American celebrity worship.
Scout that picture of SEan P smoking is hilarious. Hello to my new friend and Diana fan, Dang. I can't stand Woody either, but I love that movie "White Men Write Check and Don't Need to Jump" with Black Ass Wesly Snipes and Rosie Perez.
i don't know.. i might want to choke a paparazzi too. they're like leeches.
on the other hand, i like their photographs :D
are escorts prostitutes ? heidi fleiss gals ?
i don't blame him. he asked the guy nicely, fuck the photog.
he's gross
My mother-in-law worked with Woody on the set of Doc Hollywood. She said he was a total ass. He kept messing with Michael J. Fox and messing with him until Michael had had enough, blew a gasket and beat the crap out of Woody. He packed a mean wallop for such a little man and Woody deserved the smackdown. I've never liked him...not even before I found out he really WAS as obnoxious as I thought he was. That pap's neck looks like Lewis the cat got hold of him. Avon ladies and paps beware!
KILL ALL PAPARATISE (or how ever you spell it)
Maybe it was just me but in the second video, it didn't seem like Woody choked him for long. How'd the photog manage to get that nasty scratch? I'm confused...
Poor Woody Allen, once he left Cheers drunk... he hasn't been the same since. He like Lou Diamond Dave Philips, was married to M. Etherige's wife beofore she was. Everyone says I love you, except Natalie Portman. THE END. Dixie-land Jazz-playing....oh when the saints..Woody would have never made it big if he didn't lust after Diane Keaton... more music palying...
2pink, I agree with you babe -- too bad Lewis the cat didn't latch onto Woody and go medieval on his ass! I know the paps are obnoxious, but what has Woody done lately? He's the type of guy that if he didn't have the success he's had, he'd be drifting in and out of methadone clinics -- be lucky someone wants to take your picture, bitch.
Yeah, Yeah, Woody did ask the photographer several times to stop filming still who the fuck is Woody to start bashing on the guy? So being filme and clicked at while you are out partying might be a royal pain in the ass but I'm sure when all these celebs were starting out they would have sucked and fucked anyone who even had a polaroid instamatic if their pic could have appeared in the media. Now that they made it, they become camera shy. I wish I could be Naomi Campbell's assistant for one week, cause the first time that cunt laid her hands on me, I'd throw a beating on her ass right back!
As for Woody, Moist for Meloni is right, if it wasn;t for his acting success he would more than likely be a career junkie. Who knows, maybe he might have been occupying a cell next to his CIA hitman operative dad.
Woah, crazy.
Photographers that choose to take still photos or video of people that are in no mood to be photographed should buck up and not complain when they get their asses kicked. If they want to use the "it comes with the territory you're famous" crap then the same should go for the pap getting your ass kicked once in a while also comes with the territory.
lola Inches away | 06.30.06 - 8:22 pm | #
Yeah, and when you ask your boss for the day off (nicely, I should add) and he still says no, you should choke his ass too. That logic makes perfect sense to me. In fact, next time I ask a stranger on the train to give up their sit and they don't, I might go buckwild on their ass also. I'm so glad you enlightened to as to how the world works, now everybody has license to throw punches and choke strangers. YES!
Nice Job Woody. You should have banged his head off the curb too.
1. Weed doesn't "make you crazy"
2. Bad weed doesn't "make you crazy". It just tastes bad and doesn't get you high.
Dumbass, Woody should of just left it alone and the video would of barely been seen. But since he was violent now the video will be run over and over again and his wife will find out he was out cheating again!
Woody is an ass...he is in a public place; these hollywood whores have their publicists begging for photos all the time. It wasn't as if the guy broke into his house and shot a picture of him on the crapper!
Hope his tired (and minimally talented) ass is hauled off to jail for a few months. That is really going to be the only thing that would work to get these hot-tempered hollywood beyotches like him and Russell Crowe, Naomi Campbell, to get a grip on their anger issues.
Fuck Woody . In my GREAT AMERICA , if you attack a person physically , you go to JAIL and hire an Attorney to defend you. He's an egomaniac with a small dick and he overcompensates by picking on people w/ cameras. I'd shit in his piehole if he touched me.
Ffff, whatever. Woody DID ask him nicely and the fucker didn't stop.
If celebs have to accept it's part of the job to be trailed by paps then paps have to accept it's part of the job to have the crap kicked out of them once in a while.
Anonymous | 07.01.06 - 8:52 am |
You're a fucking moron. Someone coming in your face and taking your fucking picture IS NOT the same thing as someone asking you to give up your seat on a train.
You're an idiot. Seriously. Go hide under a fucking rock somewhere.
I would have done a lot more than Woody. I would have knocked that pussy's head off!
as ever
BJ
The pap knew exactly what he was doing, imo. He probably was counting the settlement money, even as he baited Woody.
Celebs should have a mirror handy, for when they exit public places. Just point it at the paps, and you are relatively safe. Should the pap harrass you, get witnesses.
Woody is cool...a regular guy. Violence isnt cool but most regular people would stand a good chance of losing it every now and then if they were harassed incessantly. And I love how when people aren't out whoring themselves in the press and taking every piece-of-shit movie role that comes along then they are somehow a failure. Woody, and others, totally have the luxury to choose the roles they WANT and dont have the neurotic obsession with having to be the centre of attention each and every goddamn day. Some actors (the normal ones) enjoy having balanced lives with families and causes that may not necessarily involve constant ego-stroking.
I dont feel bad at all. he may only be doing his job but who wants a camera all in their face 24/7. I know its expected but in other countried like japan the media is 10x more respectful of its celebrities. i dont feel bad whatsoever for the cameraman
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