I heard he didn't get anything from her...that's why it was over so quick
Good for Nick. He can now be free of that twat and her family.
Boo hoo. So over J simpson.
Nick is super sexy though.
http://www.thesnarkpit.com/snark...snark/
index.php
I hope Nick's ass gets 50% of her shit. I think he is HOT. 
They announced the separation, the day before Thanksgiving, the divorce is final, Fourth of July weekend? What is it with celebs and holidays?
YANKEES vs. METS 
It's going to be YEARS before he doesn't think of her every time he smells Mystic Tan and bubble gum lip gloss.
Okay...I have a trashy confession to make: Her Dessert Beauty line of stuff...yeah...my husband thinks it's yummy. *runs and hides in corner*
MJF | 06.30.06 - 8:48 pm | #
*Points and laughs at MJF in the corner*
MJF, I'll hide in the corner with you! I have some of her stuff too!
YANKEES vs. METS
*joins blue and points too*
Okay...I have a trashy confession to make: Her Dessert Beauty line of stuff...yeah...my husband thinks it's yummy. *runs and hides in corner*
MJF | 06.30.06 - 8:48 pm |
Oh my god, you bought her bubblegum flavored clit makeup?
*making room in corner for OakRaiderFan*
Urban Decay makes these powders (with little spakles in them) that taste like marshmallow. He likes it when I mix them up.
*ducks*
They have Honey, Champagne, Marshmallow, and a gazillion other flavors...
Hello Bonnie oakraiderfan and Blue Rose!
Oh my god, you bought her bubblegum flavored clit makeup?
pricolatino | 06.30.06 - 8:58 pm |
Noooooooooooooooo....I bought the "Dreamy" flavor. "Creamy" was so white trash.
when the hell did she call herself jess simpson lachey?? i never heard that lol
its on clearance at Walgreens. Beeyatch deserves that.
MJF | 06.30.06 - 8:58 pm | #
I like Urban Decay, but anything associated with Jessica is a big no no for me.
HI FANCY!!!!! How was your vacation?
Well...have you ever tried to put REAL bubble gum down there???? Hmmmmm????? It doesn't work so well, does it?
Although, after years of trying, I can now blow a pretty good bubble with my cooter. *curtsies with pride*
FANCY!!!!!!!!
It was good thanks!
I am crying as we speak....
bubblegum flavour...
yummy!!!!
MJF | 06.30.06 - 9:01 pm | #
I like to use Bubble Tape. 6 feet of gum? You can't go wrong with that!
Fancy...were YOU the one who got to go to the spa out West? I know someone did 'cuz I was insanely jealous when I heard about it.
her shit is next to the Britney Spears shit at WalMart... 50% off
Hi Fancy!
How was your vacation?
METS vs. YANKEES, RAIN DELAY 
I like to use Bubble Tape. 6 feet of gum? You can't go wrong with that!
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 9:02 pm |
Weave that shit into a G-string, do ya?
her shit is next to the Britney Spears shit at WalMart... 50% off
katiescarlett | 06.30.06 - 9:02 pm | #
Weird mental image there.
get this christina milian was @ her video shoot haha:
http://concreteloop.com/gossip/2...-
video#comments
christina losther record label and jess lost her man now they're hanging out together??? smell the freshly backed h.a.m served with a side of dlist lol
lost her reocrd contract i ment lol
MJF no that was MizRo. I went to the beach.
He looks good. I for one am glad to see him rid of her.
Bet Papa Joe is one happy camper now.
ugh they were only married for like three years? it felt like decades that i tried to avoid watching their shitty tv show...j-simp is such a ho.
MJF - How dare you support this twat! You'll be buying up her shoes and merkins next!
And I never heard her refered to as Mrs. Simpson Lachey.
I like to use Bubble Tape. 6 feet of gum? You can't go wrong with that!
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 9:02 pm |
Hey, you can tape your nipples with that.
Fancy | 06.30.06 - 9:04 pm |
Oooooooohhhhh Yeeeeaaaaaahhhh! How was it? We were in FL last weekend...it was fookin' HOT!!!
Blue Rose you got me thinking of yesterday now 
Weave that shit into a G-string, do ya?
MJF | 06.30.06 - 9:03 pm | #
I'm thinking of starting my own clothing line. Better than JLo and Beyonce's trashy frocks. I gots class!
Hot hot hot and rainy on and off.
Jessuka | 06.30.06 - 9:05 pm |
Hey...I'm just tryin' to get laid here, sista!
Hot hot hot and rainy on and off.
Fancy | 06.30.06 - 9:06 pm |
So, you were in FL too???
Hey...I'm just tryin' to get laid here, sista!
MJF | 06.30.06 - 9:06 pm |
nuttin wrong with that!
Hey, I was in FL too.
Fuck, I live here. LOL
Blue Rose you got me thinking of yesterday now
katiescarlett | 06.30.06 - 9:05 pm | #
DON'T YOU SAY IT!!!!
I've got a Jihad brewing against El B for saying that...WORD in the first place.
South Carolina
Hey...hot hot and rainy sounds like NY.
What word?
Yeah what did EIB say??
Chestica looks like she smells like old lady perfume
Nick is so not my type, but his personality makes him unbearably attractive to me. He's like an eager puppy... so we'd have to do it doggie style. Arrf!
Fancy I can't go there! Welcome back BTW...
pricolatino | 06.30.06 - 9:09 pm | #
would you donkey punch him ?
Fuck, I live here. LOL
pricolatino | 06.30.06 - 9:07 pm |
Nah... I'm not into violence or humiliation. I'd tie him up, though. Maybe some mock leather s&m, but just for laughs.
I'd do nick. There is something about the personality and the body. Yum.
Maybe some mock leather s&m, but just for laughs.
pricolatino | 06.30.06 - 9:11 pm | #
Pleather S&M?
He seems like such a nice guy. Boring, yeah, but nice. Like a boy scout. It'd be like doing Superman.
Thanks Katie!
Prico
Assless chaps are always good.
Pleather S&M?
Blue Rose | Homepage | 06.30.06 - 9:13 pm |
PLEATHER?!?!?!?!? *SLAP*
My assless chaps are Cerruti.
While I was at the beach Asslee had a concert at the House of Blues. I was so tempted to go just so I could make fun of her but I didnt. Bitch isnt getting my money!
His tattoo doesn't suit him, like he just got it to try and seem tough.
Anyone ever see that "Real Sex" episode on HBO with the Pony Play? That was some fucked up shit!!!!! Funny as Hell, but fucked up!
jessucka....which tat? the sun or the tribal band? Because the sun is covering a 98 degrees tat...lol
MJF!!!!!!!!!!
I saw that. They stuck things up their asses to look like horse tails! LOL!!!!
jessucka....which tat? the sun or the tribal band? Because the sun is covering a 98 degrees tat...lol
Bonnie Blue | 06.30.06 - 9:16 pm |
That's fucking funny. I didn't know that... like Johnny Depp's "Forever Wino"?
His tattoo doesn't suit him, like he just got it to try and seem tough.
Jessucka | 06.30.06 - 9:15 pm | #
No it doesn't. He probably cried like a baby at The Notebook.
That's fucking funny. I didn't know that... like Johnny Depp's "Forever Wino"?
pricolatino | 06.30.06 - 9:17 pm | #
yeah, basically.
Fancy | 06.30.06 - 9:17 pm |
Yup! That's the show!
I always get the cryers... then again, I cry at GEICO commercials, so what the fuck.
Ok, I'm off to Burger King.
Mind you, I prefer Wendy's, but I'm craving a whopper with cheese.
pricolatino | 06.30.06 - 9:18 pm |
The one with the cavemen KILLS me!!! "I'll have the roast duck with the mango salsa" and "I don't have much of an appetite, thank you"
*wondering what that commercial is really for*
That is for Geico...isn't it?
Prico...enjoy
MJF...I fucking love that commercial. I love all the geico commercials!
I'll be back later...
Bye Bonnie! I'm outta here too. Catch you all later! *air kisses all around*
Bye to all thats leaving!
The tribal arm band. I didn't know he had a sun, but I would have covered that 98 deg. shit up too!
I was wondering where your "c" was jessucka
On my laptop, I always miss keys on this silly little keyboard.
I'm sure I'll post sometime this weekend, if not, everyone have a nice and safe holiday weekend! 
METS vs. YANKEES
I still hate using laptops. I type like 80 wpm on a regular board and don't like the change.
I am soooo over these two. As a christian girl I am so disgusted by her she is the type that gives christians bad names.I mean come on i know she was a virgin when she got married but that stuff should be kept private not broadcasted all over the world lol and what does she show girls now as long as you wait till your married then you can dress like a whore and slut around. I cannot stand this girl and somoene needs to tell her and her nasty dad to go back to church and repent.
And my k key sticks, so forgive any extra k's. I like the portability, but type so slow on this thikng.
At least Nick has reality TV royalties.
Def. a very hypocritical "christian," sheila. I doubt she'll repent; she likes her money and whoring lifestyle too much.
Funny how you guys feel about laptops because I feel the same way about desktops. I think I've been on a laptop for too long.
I have a large keyboard attached to my laptop. 'Cause of my fat fingers.
Thank God, she was too young to be married in the first place. Maybe now Nick will learn to treat his next significant other or future wife with the dignity and respect he never gave Jessica. Move on Jessica and get you some tender loving care.
well no that theyre single, they should get back together.
I was going to say I'm so over them, but I was never really interested in the first place.
Thank God, she was too young to be married in the first place. Maybe now Nick will learn to treat his next significant other or future wife with the dignity and respect he never gave Jessica. Move on Jessica and get you some tender loving care.
giggles | 06.30.06 - 10:08 pm |
LOL
wait, she was jessica simpson lachey? when did that happen?
I pity the next poor fool that marries the daddy and her..
sheila | 06.30.06 - 9:42 pm | #
When did nice "Christian girls" start using phrases like whore and slut?!?!
Oh Happy Day---Mama's waiting, Nick!!!!
xoxoxo
bzbee, don't you know most "nice christians" delight in labels like whore & slut.
I don't delight in any of those labels I said I was a christian not a nice one . You people take things way too seriously I am just stating what I think about this whole situation I guess I could have used the biblical term such as harlot:
Years ago I went to a McDonald's, and there was a group of 5 christian teens (3 girls, 2 boys). One of the girls said something to another girl, and the second girl gasped and said "sinner!". It was funny because it sounded like "bitch!", but in their language.
Years ago I went to a McDonald's, and there was a group of 5 christian teens (3 girls, 2 boys). One of the girls said something to another girl, and the second girl gasped and said "sinner!". It was funny because it sounded like "bitch!", but in their language.
Pricolatino, I am a baptist so it was probably one of my own but more than likely it was an apostolic they cannot even cut their hair or wear makeup and they probably do take things that you say way too seriously.We are all sinners
she was in nyc hawking her wig line the day her divorce was finalized
SAD!
There are mean christians? Don't take us too seriously, sheila. We have a tounge in cheek kind of humor. I personally love how Jessica pimped herself out into pop music. She started out as a christian act; there must not have been enough money and pop culture exposure in it for her and Papa Joe.
ahhh I feel bad 
I liked their show and them. They were so in love.
Went to Long's drug store today while waiting for what seemed like an eternity for my xanax, I spied her entire dessert line at 70% off, it smells vile. If you wait a few weeks you can get your favorite chemical food stuff like creams at the dollar store near you!
How she gets these deals is beyond me, but I hope Nick gets his cut of her empire, less for daddy dearest.
...What if... Jessica married another famous Simpson and never lived to tell about it? What if Nick and Jessica did a sequel series called "The Break Up" Staring Vance Vogg and Buttfer Assiston?... What if Motley Crue had a big GAY following? What if Vince Neal marred Ellen DeGenerious?... What if Anne Heche was GAY?... WHAT IF?..
Jessucka -
I remember seeing some show about Jessica Simpson, and when they were discussing her transition from Christian to mainstream pop, ol' Papa Joe basically boiled it down to: "Her D cups were too sexy for the Christian music scene," so she had to find a more accomadating genre. Trust Papa Joe to mention his daughter's breasts any chance he can!
*accomodating*
He really didn't get anything? Too bad -- I was hoping he'd take her ass to the cleaner! Kupkake, that's exactly what she is -- a big twat. Look at that picture -- there she is again with her big, gaping pie hole open again, just like Pappy Joe likes it! Nordstrom's just had their half-yearly sale, and her shoes were already on the sales racks, pretty heavily discounted. All but one pair were ugly and hooker-ish looking. Seven, you're right -- Pappy Joe is always talking aboud her double D cups; that is some repugnant shit. Off Target, while you were getting your Xanax I was probably getting my Klonopin. That Dessert line of hers smells like shit -- yeck.
Yes, Seven, my bf was trying to convince me her boobs are real because her dad is always talking about them. Creepy. I like how Distressed Jeans of Converstations About Famous People described her dessert beauty like - smells like two day old Duncan Hines cake frosting! I think tweens are the only ones who really buy it.
okay for all hiding under a rock, their divorce was allowed to be finalized b/c they both agreed to dealing with the financial aspects after the fact...that will take over a year at least to settle. Simpson offered Lachey a measley 1.5 Million and he laughed it off...looks like he will be getting close to 5 million if he plays his court cards right.
If I was him, I'd take all the money I could from her, need it or not. You couldn't pay me enough to put up with that woman for three years. Back when she first started I kinda liked her, but she annoys me more and more the longer she's around. Nick is a nice guy, despite the player type image he's been given lately. Jessica seem to me to always have this ditzy, stuck up air about her.
*cue "The Music Man"*
"She's a Cunt with a capital C that rhymes with T, which stands for 'tool'."
Since when was she Simpson Lachey? Let's hope Nick takes her dumb skanky ass to the cleaners, he deserves every cent he can get for putting up with her. Hopefully there'll be enough money left for Papa Joe's therapy to get over his creepy daughter fixation. He'll probably find himself sitting next to Hulk Hogan in the waiting room.
I don't get all the commotion about this bitch.
JESSICUNT IS AS UGLY AS A POOP OF FLY
DON T TALK ABOUT HER§§§
PLIZZZ
Hm. As soon as he lays down his John Hancock on the divorce papers, he should go to the nearest bar, get loaded, buy 2 or 3 hookers, partay like it's 2009 and forget about her!
Thank God, she was too young to be married in the first place. Maybe now Nick will learn to treat his next significant other or future wife with the dignity and respect he never gave Jessica. Move on Jessica and get you some tender loving care.
this is something people don't talk about, that while yes jessica is ugly and dumb, nick didn't treat her good... he was going out to strip clubs all the time and didn't want to be around her. now he gets to play the sympathy card with his song and date any woman he wants.
Her daddy is excited he no longer has to share her last name. I wonder how he celebrated this occassion? SIIICK
Not that i'm taking any side but I DO think Nick was guilty of the stripper thing and parties...but she wasn't innocent either...Bam Mrgera-his father admitted to the one nighter, while the girl-friend said they just 'slept'. Then Johnny Knoxville-his wife has forbid him to even talk to her...If nothing happened there then why can't they talk? Is it just jealousy?? Im sure Johnnys wife looks better..
Right there with ya MJF..I have lots of her lip glosses. I don't care! I love them!
does this mean that the midget can fade off into oblivion where she belongs? at last???
yay, she's free to suck off new dick and he's free to fuck new crotch...
I know she was gonna go into christian music and jessucka you are so right about the money not being good enough. Cuz most christian singers are not flat chested they actually are alot prettier and more talented than jessica simpson and I am sure even some of them have dd"s lol they sing great too>
Anyone ever see that "Real Sex" episode on HBO with the Pony Play? That was some fucked up shit!!!!! Funny as Hell, but fucked up!
MJF | 06.30.06 - 9:15 pm | #
Yep and it really was some fucked up shit....lol
Jessica was caught by Nick cheating.On the dukes set ,he had Pi's find out.Knoxville failed a lie detector,and Bam blabbed to the Bloodhound Gang who said he told them he banged her on howard Stern.She is such a manipulator.The only reason she hasn't talked so far ,is because she's guilty.She should be so grateful Nick hasn't said anything ,though he could've.even Adam levine said nothing happened while they were together,which means he caught up for lost time since the split.SKANK
She'll live to regret it like all WHORES do.
Sweet smokin' Christ , this bitch with no brain is gonna catch her shitty Karma. I can't wait to see her crash and burn ala Ashanti. And Nicks a wanna be wigger.
You go Nick. Get all of her money.
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