heh heh
hahaha. I have done that before, but usually when I hit something with my head, it's my HEAD that gets injured, not my arm!! Weird.
lol if he got up and his head hit the shelf.. how does that give him a deep cut in his arm and not his head or neck where you'd expect it to be.
this is misterious...almost like lindsay's accident a while ago heheheh
Anonymous | 07.01.06 - 12:54 pm | #
He probably grabbed his head in pain, and the remaining glass sliced up his arm.
LOL @ the goth and Ani music.
See, I knew he wasn't really a good lifeguard! He can't even shave right, let alone save people from raging waters!! 
LOL MK.
I knew a gal a long time ago that had one of those dome glass light fixture thingies fall on her arm and it cut her forearm right down to the bone. It cut the back side of her forearm, not the underside where people slash their wrists/forearms. Otherwise us catty bitches would've been speculating that she did it to herself.
This "accident" makes no sense...wonder what he was really doing?
Bitch probably cried like a baby.
GO YANKEES 
A worker of a hotel that Hasselhoff frequents in Los Angeles told me that Hasselhoff is always drunk there and he always orders room service, and when the food is delivered, he denies he placed the order and gets pissy. The staff at the hotel says he's always acting weird.
He was probably drunk/drugged when he had this latest accident. He's really gone downhill.
Ani DeFranco, nice touch!
Nah, he's not a cutter. He's a drunk, a drug addict, and has a temper which can easily turn into cuts. Right, OJ?
ok maybe the men will school me but... you're working out in the hotel that you're staying out...why would you shave in the gym and not return to your room? Just wondering...
crap, that was me... cleared my cache
Unless the gym in London where's he's working out is so high class that even the mere light fixtures in the mens' potty are chandeliers, there ain't no way this happened as they claim!
I'd say he was out of his head on one or more substances and decided that even being a star in Eastern Europe wasn't enough to justify going on. Or maybe he got a good look at the muskrat camped out on his head and went after it with a razor. Who knows?
I wish he would just admit he's gay.
Two explinations: He was so fucking drunk and picked up the broken glass thinking it was his razor and then started shaving his arm cause he thought it was his face.
OR
He was totally sober, took a look in the mirror and realized for the first time what an ageing, alchoholic, wifebeating looser he has become and decided he couldn't live with his guilt any longer.
Yeah, all those years of ridicule and direct deposits to his bank account... I'd be depressed too.
I'd hit it if he stopped shaving his gonads.
It looks like it wasn't just his face he was shaving, but his chest, too!
Should have kept on cutting until that fug head of his rolled right off.
He had a shaving accident on his ARM?
Life is hard on those who had their balls strapped tightly to their bodies for many years.
I like Ani Difranco. Dilate was a damn good album.
*Hides*
I ruptured my distal biceps tendon while weightlifting...needed surgery to reattach it and arm was immobilized for 3 months. Completely different from what the Hoff did, but I empathize completely.
he's either a cutter or a super clumsy clutz!!
His explanation is even worse than Lindsay Lohan's explanation of how she cut her leg in Bryan Adam's house last year. He was probably on a bender and smashed his vodka bottle or some shit.
I'm pretty sure Ani DiFranco
isn't goth. Am I right?
If he was shaving, he should've just asked a locker buddy to shave his nuts FOR him :P
why couldn't he have been shaving his NECK when he had this so-called shaving accident.
Ani's not Goth. I'm with Blue Rose... 'Dilate' was incredible. But depressing as hell since she wrote it after a breakup. With a guy, supposedly.
He is so yesterdays news...
Prico, babe, he shaves his balls? Where did you hear that? (So gross!)KikiChanel, hon, you're right -- it sounds exactly like Lindsay's account of that accident at Bryan Adams.
I remember this fuck from when he was on "The Young & The Restless." I could never figure out the appeal. I guess the only appeal he has is money. Just can't figure out how he got successful -- check out that "Hooked on a Feeling" shit video.
Someone tell him to cut ALONG the vein, not across. That should get the job done
Ani DiFranco...
Lonlee -- you're too funny! I wish someone would instruct him on the right way to do it -- that would but the kabosh on his international superstardom!
Blue Rose | Homepage | 07.01.06 - 2:44 pm | #
You don't have to hide, Blue Rose. 
BTW, I think your London Calling avatar is awesome. I *adore* that album.
HEY, don't hassel the hoff
drunken idiot
Mama Roux | 07.01.06 - 7:26 pm | #
Thanks Mama! I switch avatars all the time, but I keep going back to this one. I love the Clash.
was it the hand hoff uses to smack a bitch?
Hey Moist for Meloni, I wish your avvie was the longer shot there.......I sooooo miss the shower scenes from Oz.
Hey, TiredOldWhore (love that name!) -- I wish I had the X-rated version, too! I caught a few old episodes of "Oz" and unfortunately did not see Meloni in action naked. BTW, I'm watching a Special Victims Unit mini-marathon on tonight on USA -- a girl can dream, can't she?
Ani DiFranco is a FOLK singer.
Hey Moist, there's a few full frontal of Chris Meloni in the various seasons of Oz. And my husband thinks I watch it for the story line......hehehehehehee........All I can say is after sex the man might prefer a feedbag of oats to anything else, he's hung like a donkey!
....Ow.
Ahhha, lmao at that write up. (btw, it waz Nine Inch Nails in my teenagedom)
poor Hoff. Someone get a brotha some Prozac so he stop!
TiredOldWhore, hon, here's something for you to drool over (cursor down to Meloni):
http://www.acropolisvideo.com/menofoz/
I just think he's hawt all over -- a blue-eyed Italian boy hung like a horse -- me likey!
Oh god, now all I can picture is Hoff naked on a webcam, mascara streaming down his face, showing off his shitty poetry, cyberwhoring himself to date-rapist frat guys for Tori Amos albums off his Amazon.com wishlist.
Oh Moistie, you rock!!! Thanks a mil for that one!
He is gorgeous. The body, the face, ALL of it.......yum yum yum. 
OK. I never comment, but this one's been bothering me all fucking day. The DH is a fall-down drunk. My realtor's husband used to work at a hotel in LA and had to "escort him out of the hotel bar (where he was belting out "Louie, Louie" at the top of his lungs) and up to his room." On the way up, the DH barfed all over the mirrored elevator. Class act. I guess if you can't be a rockstar you can still party like one. And speaking of partying, the DH used to bump quite a bit back in the day. If you don't believe me, watch any episode from the second season of Knight Rider where that sweaty bitch's eyes can't focus to save his life. So the DH has or at least had a love affair with the yayo. Is it possible that Mitch Buchanan was cutting up lines with a razor blade and somehow slashed open his arm? Nah, it was probably a half-assed suicide attempt. One thing's for sure, this did NOT happen while homes was shaving his face.
Hi, Teddy Ruxpin! Like Lonlee said earlier, "cut along the vein, not across!" Isn't it kind of odd, though, aren't cutters usually women, much like bulimics? Could it be his intentions were altruistic, to possibly save the world from more of his shitty "entertainment," if you can call it that? Good god -- "Louie, Louie" is even worse than "Hooked on a Feeling"!
Hey, Hugh Laurie's Bitch -- was watching "House" yesterday and thought of you. TiredOldWhore, love, I'm happy to pass on any Meloni loveliness I can -- glad you liked it. My SVU mini-marathon is on -- he just drives me wild. Like you said, the body, the face, not to mention the voice and attitude. Wowie wow wow (said in a Christopher Walken "The Continental" voice)!
TiredOldWhore | 07.01.06 - 11:59 pm |
Jesus! I thought you meant Hoff for a second! Don't scare me like that!!!
Hey Moist! Hehe, glad I was able to make an impact.
Oh, and your link is DAMN HOT!!!
I don't buy it either. It is hard to cut a tendon without trying to cut it. I have never seen falling glass cut a tendon. It is possible but fishy as three day old salmon.
TiredOldWhore | 07.01.06 - 11:59 pm |
Jesus! I thought you meant Hoff for a second! Don't scare me like that!!!
Hey Moist! Hehe, glad I was able to make an impact.
Oh, and your link is DAMN HOT!!!
Hugh Laurie's Bitch | 07.02.06 - 1:25 am | #
Ack! Sorry about that one! The Hoff kinda makes things dry up and shrivel on me too.
Too bad he didn't cut a little bit deeper and skip the trip to the hospital...
Hey, X5, where ya been? I agree -- here's hoping he gets it right next time. Again, how did he get successful? He can't even be considered marginally talented. IMO, he's not attractive at all. Remember, along the blood vessel, not across, along the blood vessel, not across (let's chant here) . . .
ANI DIFRANCO!!!!!
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