NEIN!
nope...those bug eyes scare me.
NO FREAKIN' WAY.
I would hit him with the same ugly stick he was hit with at birth.
He looks like a Monchichi.
How tall is he? Isn't he teeny tiny?
Tang Wei Dong | 07.01.06 - 1:02 pm | #
So true! 
I used to have the Monchichi paper dolls. I think I still might actually, if my brother hasn't burned everything I own.
Uh, no.
I watched THE GOOD SON the other night, maybe back then, but not now.
GO YANKEES 
Hell, yea.
Oh, and when is Elijah just going to admit he's a pole vaulter?
gimme a fuck yah!
I think him and Frankie Muniz are gay.
everyday!
No way. He would totally creep me out. It'd be so creepy that I'd get all skeeved out in the middle of it and push him off me, then lock myself in my bedroom with a half-pack of cigs and my cell phone, and weep to my friends.
vlcupper, LOL. I had a monchichi too. They are very cute. Maybe I should take that back. He is not cute enough to be a monchichi. Sorry monchichi's.
Katie, LOL. Don't forget you would have to sit in the shower and scrub yourself really hard first.
If I leave some hazelnuts outside my front door, do you think he'll scurry down from the tree, come over and grab them?
No. A determined and firm "no".
vlcupper:
I'm watching the game. It's pretty tame. Other than a few burts of energy both teams are exhausted. They both seem to be waiting for penalties.
Could you imagine if he and the runaway bride had kids? They'd be all eyes and all crazy.
vlcupper:
I'm watching the game. It's pretty tame. Other than a few burts of energy both teams are exhausted. They both seem to be waiting for penalties.
anonymous | 07.01.06 - 1:13 pm | #
Damn, I'm reading the play by play thing, and it sounds exciting.
NOOOOOOOOOO WAY ...does anybody remember his gremlin laugh in eternal sunshine? I think that's his real laugh...not just a trademark he created to make his creepy character more creepy.
OH HELL NO!
YUCK!
LOL, England's getting yellow cards all over the place.
What's going to happen if nobody scores?
After a few beers.
I'm thinking creepy porn star look.
anonymous | 07.01.06 - 1:22 pm | #
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And if nobody scores?
he looks like he's 1/2 Haldol away from being psychotic... so... NO!
Of course not.
NO
Hell yes! In the kitchen, in the shower, in the park, outside of church, all day and all night. I love those creepy eyes!
oh hayl naw.
Um no. I would not hit it. Because I don't "hit" man-boys who look like turtles.
I saw him at a Gogol Bordello concert (AWESOMEband by the way), and he is a bit taller than he looks in pictures. He is also dating one of the very hot women in the band. He is a pretty cool guy actually.
Stupid fat hobbit.
Penalty shootout has started! GO ENGLAND!!
I'd hit it, he's a "spinner" for sure!
Stupid fat hobbit.
F.M. Doom | 07.01.06 - 1:38 pm | #
I thought he was the gay hobbit.
maybe - like anon. said... w/beer.
Damn Portugal!
they're ALL gay hobbits.
DAMN YOU PORTUGAL!
I'd hit it if I were driving my TRUCK, if that's what you're asking.
He's got a creepy-little-boy vibe. Ugh.
Nothing like watching two colonial powers slug it out, huh vlcupper?
England scored! 1-1!!! GO ENGLAND!
Sure I'd hit it.....with a shoe.
What happens if they tie?
just curious does anyone know if he's gay or not?
He's cute, I'd hit it.
DAMMIT PORTUGAL!!
What happens if they tie?
vlcupper needs a man | Homepage | 07.01.06 - 1:45 pm | #
Then people keep kicking until a team misses. Don't worry. People under this much pressure miss all the time. And sorry to tell you this, but England has a bad history in taking penalties.
Dammit it's in Korean! I don't know what the hell is going on!
GOD DAMN FUCKING PORTUGAL!!!!!
COME ON ENGLAND!!
Dammit it's in Korean! I don't know what the hell is going on!
vlcupper needs a man | Homepage | 07.01.06 - 1:47 pm | #
Portugal just won.
FUCKING PORTUGAL
I hope Brazil kicks their asses!
I hope Brazil kicks their asses!
vlcupper needs a man | Homepage | 07.01.06 - 1:49 pm | #
Heh heh. A little poscolonial revenge?
maybe, depends on where he took me for dinner.
haha
I don't think I would. But what if his personality was so charming, his voice when he speaks to you was so soft and loving, His touch so intimate and real.
Sometimes you just can't see the good stuff on the surface. I still think he has a sweet face.
Hello to all!
Heh heh. A little poscolonial revenge?
anonymous | 07.01.06 - 1:50 pm | #
Hell, yeah! I didn't even think of that!
Portugal won!?!?!
FUCK NO.
It is very very quiet on my block..England is out of the world cup. I'll give my neighbors about 30 seconds before they storm out of their houses and descend on the pub. I bet someone up there has a flag of Portugal that they will be burning 'round midnight.
Yeah god dammit.
Fucking Portugal and their, uh, Portugese stuff.
Omg first my Argentina and then England?!?!
Omg first my Argentina and then England?!?!
Bertha | 07.01.06 - 2:02 pm | #
Sucks to be you.
Um, accidently with a car, perhaps. Sexually? Nope, can't say that I would hit him...
and @He looks like a Monchichi.
Tang Wei Dong
Maybe if I were totally drunk AND stoned.....no, nevermind. I wouldn't.
If he stared into my eyes while making love like he does in that picture, there's no way in hell.
Omg first my Argentina and then England?!?!
Bertha | 07.01.06 - 2:02 pm | #
Sucks to be you.
anonymous | 07.01.06 - 2:04 pm | #
Heh, I know.
i'm in the minority, but hell yeah
i think he's adorable :D
Bitch. Creeps. Me. Out.
hell no!!!
I don't think of 12 year olds that way.
Wait, he's not 12? That's still disgusting.
Heck yeah, I'd hit it. I'd hit it twice.
I'd hit it. In a second. Twice.
As a frog...yes.
As the proud owner of a cooter...not a fuckin' chance.
YES! I've made no secret of it.
Monchichis are CUTE--my son had so much black hair when he was born that we called him our little monchichi. Elijah is NOT CUTE. He looks like a skinny troll or a bald chihuahua. NO WAY WOULD I HIT IT, NOT EVEN FOR JOHNNY DEPP'S PHONE NUMBER (OK, I'm totally lying-for Johnny's number, I would do damn near anyone---err--anything).
Elijah is a total butthisrface.
Not my type... but would you Michael K?
Nice going MK. That first shot scared the shit outta me.
How tall is he? Isn't he teeny tiny?
Cuntina
I ran into him last year at an exclusive resort hotel in Florida. I'm five feet 1/2 inch tall and he wasn't much taller than I am! Imdb says he's 5'6", but I'm NOT buying that!
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'D totally hit him!!!
ELIJAH HAS A AMAZIN PENIS
I would. He was at a convention in my city and slept with a couple of women that weekend. They were pleasantly surprised.
Apparently he can breathe through his ears.
hi everybody!!!! 
hi vania!
PS-HELLO MY LOVES!
Hi Vanina!
I've had a thing for Elijah since I saw Sin City. Yes, I am sick in the head, lol.
I thought about it again.. yea. I'd hit it. think about how much money he has.
Hi vanina... hola pichola
Heya Vanina! Just popping in to post my piece...then it's back outside to work in the yard. 
Hi Vanina!
I've had a thing for Elijah since I saw Sin City. Yes, I am sick in the head, lol.
TRUE
and P.S. @ bz... yeah, yeah... now I'm stuck here in hell for anbout 3 hours and 15 minutes. ugh!
coffey on myspace = http://www.myspace.com/coffey0072
In the back and in the front.
PORTUGAL! PORTUGAL! PORTUGAL!
morning everyone
Where are the 700 comments?
Ew.
Ahhhh....thanks, Michael.
OVER and OVER again, if he shaved.
i know that he wanna be a adult look but he still looks kid. and his eyes are scare me.
WTF happened to this thread???
well
i'd hit Elijah...
over and over...
Over and over if he's
1) got oral skills
2) has a pair of Stevie Wonder glasses with Johnny Depp's picture pasted on the inside.
3) keeps his pixie stick as far as possible away from me.
4) would pay for my therapy bills after the reality sunk in that I had let the Lucky Charm's leprachuan hit it.
Would I hit it? No way.
Uh...still wouldn't hit it. In fact, would not ever hit it.
WTF happened to the posts...actually didn't read them, but....1001 last night (couldn't get on) and 104 now? Inappropriate posting?
morning all!! ut oh MK got the cleaning crew out on this post lmao and i still wouldn't hit it
He reminds me of the retarded guy who's the greeter at my local WalMart in those pictures
with a baseball bat??? yeah id hit him with a baseball bat haha but not sex haha
hello???
i would!
i don't know, he has always annoyed me but he was great in all of his indie pics especially the ice storm and i loved everything is illuminated. he's kind of grown on me over time and one of my co-workers used to hang out with him and she said he was nice so i would stick if halfway.
He looks like he's off his meds.
Bad choice.
i love elijah 's dick
No
Fuck No...I dont Care How Much Money he has. thats just Sick!.He Freaks me out,he's like stareing right threw my soul 
I'd hit it up the ass!!! 4 as long as it's smooth!
Hell yeah, he's got mad Frodo dough.
the Mod deleted my posts on this thread....
He looks like a fly with wiskers.. I wouldn't fuck him with someone else's dick.
elijah wood is very very gay....google it.
I like retards...
Yeah I'd hit it.
DEFINITLEY
he is just toooo CUTE
Not the greatest pictures of him, but YES I WOULD! The little ones can sometimes surprise you (in a nice way)!
yeah i'd hit it...w/a stick.
YES!
I wouldnt hit that freak for the world, but I would like to see him being hit by a mule
ABSOLUTELY NOT. NO. NEVER. NOT EVER. NOT IF HE WAS THE LAST MAN ON EARTH. AND I HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT THE MAN PART ANYWAY.
HELL NO!!! He'll always be a troll.
i no sleepies with hobbits. notice how hobbit includes the word "bit"? bit, meaning tiny. which he most likely is.
would i hit it?
HELL YES i would hit it
Hes short but hot
hes freakly looking but sexy. i don't know what it is but i am just attracted to him
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