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And WTF is she wearing exactly?
It's a tablecloth with the napkin tied around the waist.
I would eat both their assholes. Plain and simples.
eww, stavros, eww.
god, here's another one that needs to OD...seriously.
It's a tablecloth with the napkin tied around the waist.
mandeena | 07.03.06 - 1:11 pm | #
Actually I think it's an apron, like on "Leave it to Beaver", only you're supposed to where it OVER your clothes. It's probably a good idea for her in general, helps protect against jizz stains.
damn i was wondering who stole my blue hanky!!
She can't dance at all, and I agree with some Dlisters who think she looks like a tranny! Is this bitch a man turned woman!?
with all that money, youd think she could afford cute outfits!
Well she's no Madonna! Hell, she's no Elaine Benes either.
she dances like a fucking 80's hooker
Bitch looks like a chicken!!!!!! 
.........
Look, it's the Little Ho on the Prairie.
she's doing the paris.
one, two, hands low. three, four, hands high. five, six, lesbian grind. seven eight, hands high. and turn. and turn. and turn.
I love Paris.
and of course there is a mirror nearby so she can see herself...enough of this witch. Aren't there more famous people to post?
nice table cloth.....or is it a curtain she saw hanging in the window?
Her cooch fumes probably smell like ammonia so thats why it seems she posed like that in the first pic.
I don't get why they bill themselves as party people. They seem like the lamest assholes that you would ever see at a bar.
When is someone who is actually cool going to just settle this shit.
Someone should contact Luke Wilson and have him just make the announcement.
Oh my A Paris Hilton post and only 20 comments!I feel to sad to rip this hooker apart! 
Slut bag whore.
WTF?
correct | 07.03.06 - 2:20 pm | #
hahahaha
Will somebody PLEEEEAAAASSSSE tell this walking STD that her 15 minutes are and have been up for a few YEARS now!!??
Seriously, someone...ANYONE tell me please what the attraction is to this crab-infested whore??!!
Is it her boobs?? HER fire-crotch (literally!) the way she turns her head and smiles so her one eye won't roll away??!! WHAT!?
So she's blond?! She doesn't even HAVE blue-eyes!!
I know a lot of guys like the whole Madonna-Whore thing...(and NO I'm NOT talking about Madonna Ritchie!)They like the virgin in the living room and the whore in bedroom...but come on people!! She's SOOOO beyond whore and couldn't carry a tune to save her life!
disgusting
she's been wearing the same fucking style dress in different colors for months. give it up ho
can mk please do an expose on that caroline d'amour bitch WTF is up with her
If Paris were in Heaven I'd ask to burn in hell.
you just know she had some french turd's jizz on that back of hers a few hours after these pictures were taken.
it was at the VIP room in Paris not canne
"trying" to be sexy is the key word.
Somebody needs to tell that Caroline girl that she is FUG
yes i know that caroline girl looks like a pug the dog literally but the dog is way cuter,paris looks a little downy so not hot!If i met paris and she said thats hot i would smack that bitch!Parisite is the cheesiest tunified,nastay ,wanna be porn star whore crabs in need of valtrex stupid ho and i give kudos to nick carter for beating the shit out of that ho
Her single is burning up the charts (ah a aha ahahahahaha)
Team Ritchie. At least girl can dress.
I wish Paris would get hooked up with Micky Rourke. It's a love-match!E-Falicy.com "It gives you the tools, to get married" with out drugs and booze.
I HATE THAT BITCH!!!
If she didn't look like Paris Hilton she'd never get anywhere in Hollywood. You have to be a "Paris Hook-alike" to get anywhere these days. This "Paris" looks so much like "Our Paris" the resemblance is noticeable. But "Our Paris" has STD's and the "Paris" from France doesn't. "We are from France"
SO THAT'S WHERE MY GRANDMA'S TABLECLOTH WENT!
Even Star Jones looks sexier than her.
Quit hatin' on my girl Paris.
I just watched "The Simple Life", and Nicole is the worthless bitch. Paris is funny and sweet. She's no more promiscuous than any Hollywood male.
I love her, and when you make negative comments, it makes my dirt-star shrivel up and convulse. Have a heart, my underpants are needlessly suffering.
Unfortunately I watch the Simple Life sometimes and yes, at first it comes off that Nicole is the bitch and Paris is the sweet one but if you keep watching it seems as though it was staged to be that way. Paris AND Nicole both seems like they are playing parts that they were instructed to do. I honestly don't believe that Paris is anywhere near the "sweet" person that she is playing on that show.
that dress was made from the table cloth that matched her grandma's Blue Willow china
WTF--she's wearing a cross between Little House on the Prairie and a picnic tablecloth! And she thinks she's sexy?!?!?!?
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