MICHAEL IS PERFECT
Gawd, I love Lucky Charms. Damn you, MK! Now I'm all sad in the face.
I just read this part:
He has a very keen interest in fairies...
He also prefers his men, small...and I don't think screwing a leprechaun is illegal.
Your so bad but that was funny.
Oh My God!
NOOOO!!!!!!
I must warn my family!
*runs off*
I wouldn't be surprised at all if this were true. If he wants a real leprechaun, maybe he should go down to Alabama.
Anything that keeps him living in a fantasy world. I don't think it's possible for anyone to be as self-absorbed as this fucker.
Long Island!!!!
I can totally picture Jacko freaking over a bowl of Lucky Charms and suddenly wanting to visit these delicious cereal people in real life. He also prefers his men, small...and I don't think screwing a leprechaun is illegal.
I used to love Lucky Charms, MK! Now, you've ruined them for me. I don't want to eat something even close to
Jacko in the Box!
Lucky charms...meet Tinker Bell...
It doesn't surprise me that he is attracted to Ireland again.
LOL....Michael...wake up honey....just b/c you redid your face - sewed straight black hair into your scalp and dyed your skin WHITE...you are still a Black man...you are still a Black man...duh..you are still one very WEIRD ugly plucked up Black Man...with a test tube baby named Blanket...
We'll see how long Jacko lasts down at the local pub.
he reminds me of the clown doll in "poltergeist".
and, they both harm children.
wouldn't be surprised at all if this were true. If he wants a real leprechaun, maybe he should go down to Alabama.
vlcupper wants to die | Homepage | 07.05.06 - 1:13 pm | #
LOL did you see this sight? I found it on here, another person posted it and I loved it! Here I'll pass it on:
http://www.myspace.com/emceelepracon
Hi Stoney! 
I wonder what a leprechan's dirt-star tastes like? Corned Beef?
We'll see how long Jacko lasts down at the local pub.
Do they have Jesus JUICE...
Damnit......thats where I was going to rtire!
ARC | 07.05.06 - 1:19 pm | #
You have NO idea what you just said. LOL my family comes from way up on the hills in the West of Ireland. I'm very liberal minded being born in NY and all but back home there are three things farmboys don't like:
1. The English
2. Law breakers
3. Queers
LOL Jacko is not going to last long at all, he maybe okay in Dublin but if he ventures over to the other 25 counties in the Republic I...um...don't think he's going to like it very much.
I love you tender cavity.
This story is fucking hilarious (and no doubt true)!
Can't wait for the badass Irish beatdown he's going to catch. He won't last a month.
love you tender cavity.
Stoney sucked YOUKNOWIT | 07.05.06 - 1:24 pm | #
Um was that to me or MK?
I did mean to offend anyone, I'm very liberal minded but I was just saying how Jacko would do up on the hills.
I have no problem with anyone.
Long Island Irish | 07.05.06 - 1:27 pm | #
Sorry I didn't mena to offend anyone! LOL! Sorry! No editing ehre.
the betsy | 07.05.06 - 1:26 pm | #
LOL Betsy so true and your gravatar is adorable.
poor man he will face ridicule everywhere he does till he dies. and i feel bad for him cuz even though it is his fault his problems stem from a difficult childhood
Thanks, LI Irish, although I must say your avatar is way cuter.
I'm 2nd generation Irish with plenty of family back in Galway, and I can tell you, even the fattest, laziest boy in my family would roll up their sleeves and beat him until he turned black again.
and your downward spiral begins....
LOL Betsy!
Cool my family on dad's side is all Donegal and Sligo and moms side is Cork and Kerry. I'm glad you are here to help me out. You can sound a little racist when you talk about the Irish mind set when your in America you know?
I don't mean any offense to anyone but Ireland isn't quite as liberal as here, not up where I come from anyway. Plus Jacko would gte on anyone nerves fast--I really think he is a child molester.
Aww I'm glad you like my gavartar. So you go to Ireland for visits with the family?
LI Irish, we're mostly Galway, but I have two uncles and their families that live in Donegal. I'm supposed to visit this fall. And you're right -- Ireland is extremely conservative. It isn't all U2 and Guinness (although that does sound nice). They don't tolerate much out of the mainstream, and they're not afraid to tell you to your face. Which is why MJ won't move there. They'll kick his ass and then ask questions.
OMG, there go my retirement plans. Unless he settles in South Dublin. If so, he won't be living in Ireland very long 
I meant I love tender cavity. Whoever he/she is, he/she comments with the most hilarious shit.
LOL Betsy I don't think they will like MJ because he has a police record so even if he looked normal you know he'd still get his ass beat.
This is hilarious but true. I was in Ireland just this past October and my cousin and I were outside counting sheep for my Uncle (we had to make sure none fell into a dicth) when we heard this comotion from behind us. We turned to see farmer O'Shea chasing this young guy around with a pitch fork (No kidding. I know how sterotypical this sounds trust me). It turns out the young guy had gotten O'Sheas daughter pregnant. The young couple were married two days later in a rush wedding. Story has it that O'Shea had the pitch fork in the trunk of his car just in case the young guy tried to change his mind.
I've read that there are lots of kids born out of wed lock today in Ireland but again what goes on up the hills is an entirely different case.
It was quite a scene though!
MJ is sooooo strange. What a FREAK!
Jeeze Louise | 07.05.06 - 1:45 pm | #
Dublin is really liberal you'd be fine there. It's like a wee New york actually.
Thanks Stoney I am quite bewildered since I'm chekcing a few posts.
LMAO LI Irish, and I thought I was an Irish redneck because I visited the donkey sanctuary.
LOL Betsy it's mad up there. He chased him for like 10 minutes to! He kept screaming about hog tying him and dragging him to the church and such. Hilarious really.
I also have stories about my Uncles fighting with neighbors over fields and getting attacked by randy goats.
Oh how was the donkey sanctuary? I went to the national stud where they breed the racing horses, it was a lovley place. The horses are really well cared for.
It's like a donkey retirement home, and I'm glad they don't just kill them when they get older. I bought Christmas cards there. My friends didn't know what to think of it when they got a card with a big donkey face on it. At least I chuckled.
And I can totally see that pitchfork scene. Those people don't mess around!
Why did he not get commited yet?
there is just something totally incredible about lucky charms. especially when they used to do the extra marshmallow editions. i think that mj will supply his own special milk with a dash of jesus juice.
i thought the chit chatters were banned : (
the betsy | 07.05.06 - 2:02 pm | #
I know, kindness to animals has become a big thing there whih is great. Donkey's are really cute little animals. What county is that place in? I've heard of it and I've wanted to go but I'm not sure wher eit is. The National Stud is definatley worth a trip.
i smell DEATH!
That story is so crazy, that I almost believe it. I heard that he wanted to move to Europe somewhere to "re-start" his career....
The Yobs will beat the crud outta him.
Bahahahaha, I had to laugh....I feel sorry for the Irish people tho,...to have to inherit this wacko.
i'm kinda scared of leprechauns... i saw this movie once with a scary little leprechaun that was killing everyone.
love the irish though
What you don't see in this pic is Michael J giving the leprechaun a blow job. Notice the surprised expression.
LOL
He should be banned from the country!
betsy, i loved your comment up there "beat him till he turns black again". true genius and hilarity.
I'm Irish and I gotta say,we're not all as narrow-minded as some of you seem to think! Liberal people live outside Dublin. As for MJ moving here, true or not, I don't care and I wonder if anyone else does. It's not like he's gonna be mixing with the common people.
Um, I'm not sure what the legal protocol is on screwing leprechauns, but from what I understand, if you find one, he's yours to keep! :-D
That lep looks like Clay Aiken with slicked back red hair!!!
Michael and Clay, Oh Lord someone give me a lobotomy to erase that picture from my brain!!!!
Oh please Micheal move to Ireland. We Irish Orange and Catholic won't hesitate to kick your cherry arse to the gutter where it belongs the minute you lay hands on a child again. Do it I dare ya! Colin and Bono have got guns and they're ready for ya.
What, are paedophilia laws laxer in Ireland?
Wtf has spirituality got to do with fedding leprechauns? Methinks he saw the newsvideo of Da Leprechaun and is just dying to ask for it's pot of gold so he can afford to buy some more babies...
MJ needs to just make like Saddam Hussein and dig a hole in the ground to hide in. We tired, MJ, of your antics. Honest to God, we are almost as tired as your plastic surgeon
WOO! Michael needs to get off drugs, but I don't think plan A, aka hookers will help! Maby he just needs to read some self-help books that don't involve Dr. Phil! He's evil, he works with Xenu! They both fight good people who don't need anti-depressients because they were born goodlooking like me!
oh gawd! he wants to molest a leprechaun now!
bwahahahahahahahahahha....that jacko is a piece of work .
Hell he went to court lookin like fuckin Captin Crunch
Damn. No more Ireland for me 
He's such a strange person.
Those look like hotties eyes.
HAHHAHAHHAHAHA! Funny MK.
I think anyone who tortures a child should be shot. Michael Jackson is a fucking pervert. Please contact your government officials to make stricter laws for these assholes!
"delicious cereal people"
Thanks for that MK!
O_O
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