She's such a whore.
She has such a saggy ass for a 20 yr old..tone that shit up.
Dont worry about figuring out who he is.... I'm sure its already over with!
Is that K fags cousin? damn what's with the homeless guys in hollywood. jesus christ.
He is not nearly as sleazy as K Fug.
He probably works in a head shop.
she is so fucking average.and the freckles don't help. how do people find her sexy?
i see she bought her boobies back.
He's a lot hotter than Kfed!
I thought I might hit it for a second also when I saw that first pic but the one of him standing sank it for me!
She has such a saggy ass for a 20 yr old..tone that shit up.
CA |
oh my god you are so right, at first i didnt think it was her because of the dimples!!!!!! blohan, honey!!! its called SQUATS, LUNGES AND ASS LIFTS!!!!!! sorry, im an excercise instructor.....ok, sorry i had to vent.... *huff* *puff* ok sorry 
He's just with her for the tits and blow.
oh yeah, one more thing, lets take a poll--
how long EXACTLY do you all think this blohan and psudo-K-Fug will go on for?
I'd like to rest my head in between those jugs.
At least he looks close to her age.
Pilates...
I'm so fucking out of shape. Can you rec some exercises for my fat ass and stomach?
Seriously.
Pilates, anyone? | 07.06.06 - 12:26 pm | #
until he goes soft.
she needs to make a sex tape pronto
Looks pretty hot to me. At any rate-better than Valderamamamama
HE IS A GIGOLO!!!
THAT S NORMAL
IT S CALLED HOLLYWOOD.
He's unwashed but cute, so I guess this is good
I did pilates for a month and had to take vicodin when it agravated my bursitis. Now I ice skate.
-yeah I like the vicodin
Hi whores!
LA - I'd still hit KFed. I don't know why
Hi whores!
Michael K | Homepage | 07.06.06 - 12:31 pm |
Hi slut!
Hello MK!
Sexy bitch.
I'd do him. Hopefully he's working on his tan though.
i'm not up on my female anatomy, but is her belly button extremely high on her torso?
ChelseaClinton - I like em white! But he's totally gonna get skin cancer from her. Is that catchable?
Hi MK!
In the last picture, Blohan is on the lookout for her dealer, who is obviously late.
Her kind- probably. I like em white too, if not we would look funny.
Hi,MK. Yeah but would you hit K-Fed after defiling Britney...think what he would do to you? Shudder
Her belly button is too high, so her naked tummy shots are skeevy. Maybe that's what happens when you get implants, have them taken out, and then you put them back in. Dayum. It also doesn't help that she has posture like the missing link. Gross, y'all.
Hey MK!!
add that to the lung cancer and the cervical cancer
K-Fed has cheeto dust on his penis.
Yup, she's gettin pissed. Where is that motherfucker?
Her boobs don't look as round as they did in the last pics I saw of her. Maybe its me.
Hey...her belly button IS like...right under her chin. WTF? You could mistake it for a throat cancer hole.
Soemtimes I think you can get implants through your belly button to avoid scars, I think....EWWWWWWW
Pilates, anyone? | 07.06.06 - 12:26 pm | #
It's already over and done with!!
Looks like Julia Roberts' hubby. Younger brother maybe???
Without photoshop, she is so hideous. Didn't she say that she wanted to be the next Meryl Streep? Look for "The Coke Whore Wears Prada" next year.
Hi Stoney!
Yes I'd hit KFed after he stuck it into Britney. I'd lick her bbq sauce right off him!
SHUDDER
I don't think she's ugly at all, I just wonder how many cup sizes she's gone through in 2 years.
Ewww.. her butt is flabby, but she's skinny. At least she's not putting that fake tan stuff on. Gross.
Those are such IMPLANTS. I'd hit him though! lucky ugly fire crotch bitch.
*gasp* SICK MK!
The Britney bbq sauce that is the alleged sex tape w/K-Fed?
SCARED
I know Stoney, I gasped myself at that thought!
I bet her BBQ sauce is extra chunky!
MK!!!!! Hi! I love it when you show up in posts
ew @ chunkies
Thanks weedmilk! I haven't been doing it for a while, but I'm going to start. Ya'll are fun whores
she's totally smokin a butt in the last shot.
I love her Unabomber look in the last pic.
Extra chunky Britney BBQ sauce, OMG I'm gonna be sick... blarrrrgh...
Nasty!!! Chunky BBQ sauce!! 
Ok, I'm heading out for a while to see who will buy a broke bitch some lunch. Later yall!
Who is the guy with his hand between her legs in the second pic???
Britney could ONLY have chunky cheeto flavored bbq sauce. You guys are sadistic, I am having a diet coke for lunch.
her ass isn't high and tight like 20 years old's ass should be....the dude's not bad though....
I'd totally hit KFED too, I think he's hot in a dirty way! yumm...
mishma - I bet her vag looks like roast beef and I love extra bbq on my roast beef.
MK - I think she's like a French dip sandwich.
She has such an unfortunate body for a 20 year old. And that's with a boob job. Ick.
Roast Beef, you are too kind MK, I'm thinking shredded pastrami with saurekraut with rye ass.
My lunch is definately ruined
What is KFed's dick cheese smell like tho, that is the mystery that keeps me awake at night
hey dude, if you wanna hit that anorexic, coke-snortin' ass, be my guest
Her boobs are HUGE again.
What the hell does smoking a butt mean? And are there really implants that you can regulate the size by pumping them?
DAMN she's only 20 and looks like the partying is already catching up to her. She should learn a thing or two from Tara Reid.
looks like she's grabbing his crotch in pic 3. i'd love to have my crotch grabbed, but not by her.. her ass and figure look so so bad now. shit, she looks almost worse than britney!
OMG - I know what I'm having for lunch! Shredded pastrami with saurkraut and a big slice of cheese!
Yuck! Her bellybutton is too high!
To me, that guy kind of looks like Ryan Cabrera without all that goop
in his hair.
Saggy behinds are SO in right now
Hi everyone!! (especially MK)
He's kind of doable - too bad his dick is going to rot off now...
You are a stronger man than I MK.
I suggest Limburger cheese, very fragrant
Or stilton with a thick vein of blue cheese running through the middle, thick...veiny....cheese
Please people! I need to know these things!
What the hell does smoking a butt mean? And are there really implants that you can regulate the size by pumping them?
Glad I already ate, you sick fuckers
Looks like another one night stand to me. She's as bad as Paris these days.
Yes I'd hit KFed after he stuck it into Britney. I'd lick her bbq sauce right off him!
SHUDDER
Michael K | Homepage | 07.06.06 - 12:40 pm | #
EWWWW!!!
It's Harry Morton, son of the guy that owns the Hard Rock Hotel. He looks like the retard from the movie "Mask." Ugly guy for sure.
He looks frighteningly familiar... hmmmmm. Like a version of Gary Busey, only skeezier (if that's possible).
Ewww! Sweaty and dirty with ratty, greasy hair. And her man looks like shit too.......
I don't know what smoking butts is, unless it means she picked a butt out of her ashtray and smoked it, and pumpable implants? You got me there.
Dude looks like my boyfriend.
He told me he was hangin' with his boys the other day....
SLUT.
Aren't there showers in Hollywood? How greasy can this guy get?! Of course a skank hooks up with a skank, so that's fitting. Seems like she takes her sauerkraut pussy to someone new every week.
oh what a lucky boy getting to test drive the new hooters..
...he actually doesn't look half bad
Has anyone noticed that blohan has an unusually high belly button? Look at that shit, it's up in the middle of her stomach, sick.
ChelseaClinton | 07.06.06 - 1:09 pm | #
smoking a butt = smoking a cigarette
His crappy tat screams white trash.
wow, he does look like kfed....it's only a matter of time before linds also has the herpes. But you wouldn't able to tell because of the freckles.
Thanks anyways Stoney.
Lulu, thats what I was thinking but didn't see the cig.
That is one homely SkankHag!
I read of the pump up implants on that other non funny site, I had never heard of them but imagine they are like the shoes, where you pump the bubble thingy.
yeah... maybe it's a connecticut thing? at least that's what everyone here says... "i'm gonna go smoke a butt... "
*shrug*
but no, it doesn't look as if she's smoking in that pic... love the GQ pic with the cig though... shouldn't be sexy but it is! arghh
Has anyone noticed that blohan has an unusually high belly button? Look at that shit, it's up in the middle of her stomach, sick.
lol, you're right.. of course that bikini is down really low too, that might be part of it
He owns some taco place - Pinks I think?
Or maybe he just works there.
Anon 112 - So he's rich right?
Melissa - He works at a taco joint?
Must be lulu, i've never heard that. And that pic of her smoking was my favorite out of the set.
Pinks tacos? Haha
Yall, I posted this same comment on socialitelife because I believe it speaks VOLUMES about Miss Blohan and her policy to lie about her life:
I rewatched her appearance on Ellen last night, and besides the fact that she acted like a total moron, she said "even if I was, I would say I wasn't" when Ellen asked her about dating. THE WHORE ADMITS SHE LIES!!!!
I wonder if the same 'lying policy' applies to questions about anorexia, drug use, and plastic surgery? YOU BETCHA!!!!
yeah, Perez Hiltoon also says that he is Harry Morton, President and CEO of Pink Taco Mexican restaurants.
Tacos? And his dad owns the Hard Rock hotel?
Jeez, can't anyone in Hollywood for once hook up with someone who's not "someone"?
you guys are a mess - that's the best part of this site; the shit talking you do.
fantastic
Kats | 07.06.06 - 12:26 pm | #
MOST DEFINATLY!!!
ok, first off, im not trying to cheat, but if you could buy a pilates DVD, it would be wonderful, only because im not there to guide you!!
ok, stomach. remember, your abs are your CORE, they hold up the entire bod...
here is a great excersise=
lay on the floor ( mat) on your back and lift your upper bod off the floor as if you were to do a crunch ( crunches work WONDERS!) keep your chin up as if you had an apple under it, and gently lift your legs off the floor to a 40 degree angle...this is called the 100. it hurts, but it WORKS. hold your upper bod up in almost a crunch, take your arms and put them by your sides and count to 5: beat with your arms ( gently! ) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5....then EXHALE, then again, 1,2,3,4,5 and INHALE, do this for 30 reps. make SURE your upper bod and legs dont come down.
buns: easy
stand up straight. put your feet about hip lenght apart....and just pretend your about to sit into a chair. sit down, get up... ( there will be NO chair in the one!! 
)remember to SQUEEZE your buns muscles when you get up. do this about 20 reps.
OR if you want to go really pack a punch, do 20 basket ball lay ups. thats when you squat down, and JUMP up!!! they HURT but its WORTH it. YOUR worth it!!!!!
and by the way, thanks for the intrest ill help you out in any way!!!
until he goes soft.
pageantgal
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! good one, Pageant gal!!!!!!!!
pink taco?? is that like the west coast taco bell?
What's that running down her leg?
Pink Tacos? Is that related to Pinks hot dogs?
pink taco has got to be a South Beach taco stand.
MK- here's a couple of links to articles about Harry Morton and his taco joints:
http://www.chowhound.com/topics/...ics/show/
304579
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_Taco
http://www.azcentral.com/ent/
din...22pinktaco.html
the third one has a pic on the right side of the screen
Thanks pilates! I need tighter buns. One question, with the basketball lay ups, By squat you mean almost sitting, like in the first buns excersise?
His babymama is gonna be pissed when she sees these pictures
He looks like her brother.
By squat you mean almost sitting, like in the first buns excersise?
ChelseaClinton |
yes, just like a regular squat. i do maybe 3 sets of lay ups when im doing my cardio routine, every 10 minutes ill do 20 lay ups, it really works but im not going to lie, it hurts, but its WORTH IT!!!
and also, EVERY time you do that, SQUEEZE your buns like its a sponge...sorry, thats what i tell my clients!!!!!
damn i dont know why that was anonymous....?
He has a baby mama??!! Bwaahahaahahah! Shitney territory!
Pink Taco's in Scottsdale, AZ
Thanks hos...Some bitch from Hard Rock hotels wrote me this:
I was checking it out this morning and I just happen to work with the guy who was spotted with Lohan – his name is Harry Morton and not only is he not unemployed, but he’s actually been working full time since he was about 15 years old.
He was being groomed to take over the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, Las Vegas until his father recently sold the hotel. Now he is working to expand Pink Taco, a Mexican restaurant, into a national chain – there are currently locations in Vegas and Scottsdale and there will be one in L.A. in a few months.
Pink Tacos taste like ass.
Why is her belly button so damn high? did she have that surgically implanted too??
Damn he is sexalicious. MMMMM. She needs a chastity belt. I know her virginity is gone, she just needs to wear it every once in a while so that when she gets VD she knows who to blame.
There are implants that you can get that have an injectable, under-skin valve on them, kind of like a Heparin Lock on an IV.
Oh, but they usually reserve the injectable breast implants for cancer patients to stretch the skin slowly and naturally after a full mastectomy.
Thanks again pilates. Whenever I do squats, I only feel it in my legs but i will try your way.
That makes since with the implants anon, but im sure w/enough money anyone can get them. thanks for the info
WTF happened to her boobs in that last pic?
if you think pink tacos taste like ass, i think you're licking too far back.
Thanks again pilates. Whenever I do squats, I only feel it in my legs but i will try your way.
hell yeah you feel it in your legs, thats the point too babes!
but the next day, i PROMISE you your little tush will be saying, "how dare you use muscles you didnt even know you had!!!!"
trust me, my ass says the SAME thing!!!!!! (laughing)
as long as you STOP if you feel any pain. no pain no gain, sure, but start off slowly, and in 3 weeks, youll notice so many cool differences, take it from me
I did pilates for a month and had to take vicodin when it agravated my bursitis. Now I ice skate.
-yeah I like the vicodin
mishma | 07.
yeah baby yeah, who dosent???!!!!
wow, pilates really hurt you that much????
she looks short.
Well, I'll let you know how it goes. My only problem is im sooo unmotivated because ive never had to really work out to stay in shape before. Thanks!
Why is her belly button so damn high? did she have that surgically implanted too??
low bikini bottom, low boobs = visual illusion? i'm guessing
the both have no ass.
and what the hell is up with her belly button? damn. nasty
He is HOT!!!!! I would so hit that. He is nothing like that nasty piece of shit K-Fed.
her ass is soooooooooo nasty
Thanks!
ChelseaClinton | 07.06.06 - 4:19 pm
anytime
have a good one everyone
Wasn't he on the Daily Show like last week? They did a whole thing about how people think the names dirty and are complaining. He did not come off looking like the brightest guy in the world.
Look at the shot of her on her back. her tits are totally fake. Mine are good, but they do that too.
He is HOT!!!!! I would so hit that. He is nothing like that nasty piece of shit K-Fed.
If you put tape over his mouth. I saw him on the Daily Show. He is definitely a KFed-league dumbass.
LL is hot and so is her boytoy. I'd do either one of them.
Ladder theory, anyone?
Between looks and wealth, he isn't half bad of a choice.
Pink taco? I mean, really... what a visual.
The daily show thing was hysterical this guy owns a company named Vagina. I think it funny
I think he used to be friends with Brandon Davis
He's got the girl, the money, and he's not a drug addict in rehab.
WOW lindsay wins this one. Smart move girlfriend
I think he used to be friends with Brandon Davis
Anonymous | 07.06.06 - 6:13 pm | #
That doesn't speak well of his character. I hope he's not a dickface like Brandon.
i wouldn't hit that shit, not even if that would save the world.LOL
Blohan's New Man
Pretty sure it's Blohan who's the man in all these relationships.
The way she's standing in the last pic says it all. Even John Wayne came off a little daintier.
This new man of hers is prolly worrying if she'll still love him in the morning. Odds are she won't.
Why may I ask, is she wearing a hoodie with a bathing suit?
Pink Taco will last maybe six months at best. I hope daddy disowns him so he can mooch off of Lindsay forever.
ew they both have saggy asses!
This new man of hers is prolly worrying if she'll still love him in the morning. Odds are she won't.
brent | 07.06.06 - 7:00 pm | #
That's what I love about her. She's a "don't giva a shit" kind of girl, and does what she wants.
she's such a dirty slut. and harry is nasty, i know him. he'll fuck anything. he's also totally stuck up
I wonder if he gnawed on her seven foot clitoris?!?!?!?!
IF he did, I want to see the pics!
she looks like the evil troll that hides under a bridge in the last pic!
aww you jealous haters she looks HOT and her man is employed and HOT as well.
Its good to be La Lohan!
Sad all around
I feel like more of you should be commenting on the fact that his restaurant is named "Pink Taco"....this free loader must also be a sicko to name an eating establishment after a va-jay.
Who cares about her bellybutton, this guys a freak!
i'd hit it too. he's a hot piece of ass. and i'm just glad for her having gained some weight. her implants are plumped up again. bitch has been eating some carbs. and that's a good thing where she is concerned.
aww you jealous haters she looks HOT and her man is employed and HOT as well.
Its good to be La Lohan!
orchide | Homepage | 07.06.06 - 10:21 pm | #
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AGREED!
Harry Morton? Is he like an extra on the Honeymooners or something? what the shit kinda name is that?
ohhhh and the world is so over Hohan.
She is so coked up she can not even walk up straight, she has to hold onto him, just fug!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet it's because he has a lot of coccaine.
Who cares his dad just made a billion dollars selling the hard rock hotel in vegas- she probably likes him for his money,
wow, this new kid is hot! does Lindsay ever do anything else besides lying somewhere, dressed in a bikini? get a job, whore! maybe you can serve taco's at your boyfreind's place.
Okay , the "I'm a Monk" hooded look is lame . She's such an ugly little girl only a hamster would fuck. I'd like to play connect the dots with red dye no.2 , or maybe some Agent Orange.
she looks hot; love all these bikini pics of her this summer! and the Jedi hood is totally working, don't be hatin' y'all.
he's hot and i so wish that i'm the one resting my head on those tatas right now...
Btw, here he is on the Daily Show:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L...h?v=LqP17T-
RL8M
bitch needs to worry about the liverspots all over her body...nastay
I think Hohan, Chestica, & Parisite are all the same person -- skanky whores with little talent but they'll spread their legs for anything w/ a dick.
i think there should be more focus on the fact that pink taco boy hooked up with firecrotch girl...
LMAO!!!
and wtf is up with that cheesy ass?? i'm overweight and my ass is tighter and has less cellulite than that...
tone that shit up blohan!! 
I wish she'd just go away or be shipped into deep space along with Paris, Tara "Too Dumb to Notice My Ugly Boob was Hanging Out" Reid and the other no-talent Hollywood party whores. Yes you too Wilma (that's that annoying guy on That 70's Show who's so not hot or working!) Blohan isn't really all that pretty or talented plus her singing sucks. She can't play high school roles anymore and her cute is about all but gone, so what's left? Look out Lindsay, Jojo is younger, cuter, likeable and can really sing.
Hi there,
I created the Pink Taco restaurant & bar concept and opened the original in May 1998 -- a year before the Mortons opened their first.
The controversy and community response to their version is tame compared to what I faced in ultra-conservative Manhattan, Kansas. We had aggressive picketers, petitioners, hate letters, anonymous threats, an onslaught of negative letters-to-the-editor, and police
discrimination.
There were many stories in the local papers. The ABC affiliate out of Topeka came to Manhattan and did an on-site story that ran state-wide on the evening news, and the CBS affiliate invited us to join them in-studio for their half-hour morning show (which we declined since things were spiraling out of control).
I would do Internet searches at the time that would call up page after page of hits about me and my store. My Pink Taco dominated the regional news and spread nationwide through online postings and reprinted stories in towns across the country.
Anyway, I have written an article recounting the history of the original Pink Taco and the intense controversy it caused (complete with pictures and links to about a dozen of the news stories). You can read it on my blog if you're interested:
http://helpmestartauniversity.co...restaurant-bar/
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