First!!!
I love him....Jake that is!!
Lance Armstrong has no balls!! haha Sheryl Crow is a class act -- sounds like the problem with their breakup was all his! I wish her well.
Wouldn't you feel like a poser riding next to Lance in full on biking gear?
Oh Jakey why do you torture me so? MK, Brokebike Mountain, lol.
that pic that's second from the bottom seriously is like the cover of the brokeback mountain dvd
4th is the new 1st. Whoo how hot are they
Are they making a movie?
I'd hit all 3 of them - wishfully at the same time
Jake is a boyfriend stealer and such a phony.
Wow! Jake is an all around athlete. What doesn't he do?
people need to stop coming all over themselves about how jake is such an athelete... who the fuck cares? he's runs around a lot and goes bike riding.. woo
The sequel to Brokeback will be about gay bike cops?
I would so let them run a train on me. Is that sick?
Agree Anon. It'd be like getting into a full San Francisco Giants uniform and having a home run derby contest with druglord Barry Bonds.
I think all three of these dudes are fug.
It seems like Jake doesn't have any work.
when is jake NOT wearing spandex
not that i mind. he's hot.
I wouldn't mind jumping in the middle of that threesome!
The sequel to Brokeback will be about gay bike cops?
Kiki is Baked (For Real) | 07.07.06 - 9:31 am | #
fucking outstanding... 
From these pictures, it looks like Jaky baby might be playing Lance in the film that they are planning to make about him
How intimidating to be bicycling with Armstrong.
LOVE YOU JAKE!!!
i want his nuts soooooooo bad
I just love a man in biker shorts.....grrrrrrr!
Lance is quite the starfucker, eh?
I wonder is Lance thinking shit what a GIRL. Sheryl used be faster than this. He even has to stand on the flat bits. Goddamn Pussy. Yawn....wonder whats for dinner...
I'm not really feeling Jake. I don't find him that hot. Eh.
Bikes are awesome..It's nice to see celebs riding them..More of you bitches should!!
i think jake's training for a movie role as some kind of competitive biker, a.k.a lance armstrong. so the pro's giving him some real-life training, that's all.
jake is yummy... thanks mk!
Did Sheryl & Lance ever give any hint as to why they broke up in the first place? Seemed to me they were going strong, engaged, then a really abrupt break-up.
Any of you guys know?
Am I the only one that doesn't see what all the fuss is about Jake? Now McConaghay I get a girl chubby for, but Jake... meh.
NOW I'm scard.
The sequel to Brokeback will be about gay bike cops?
Kiki is Baked (For Real) | 07.07.06 - 9:31 am | #
I nearly fell out of my fucking chair!! 
Am I the only one that doesn't see what all the fuss is about Jake? Now McConaghay I get a girl chubby for, but Jake... meh.
the betsy | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 10:09 am |
You're not alone Betsy - I'm not all that impressed w/ Jakey either.
I live in Houston and a Lady e-mailed our local radio station yesturday Morning with a story about Lance and McConaGAY. She said that her sister is a Massage therapist in Austin, TX and Lance is a client of hers. She went on to say that her sister got a call form Lance last weekend to give him and his guest a Massage session. HIS Guest was McConaGAY!!! I guess they were getting a couples massage..
I'd do 'em both!!!
people need to stop coming all over themselves about how jake is such an athelete... who the fuck cares? he's runs around a lot and goes bike riding.. woo
sbrainb | 07.07.06 - 9:31 am | #
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How often do you see celebrities out there playing basketball, biking, surfing, etc., like a normal person all within a short period of time? Most of them have personal trainers right by there side, and it's usually in the privacy of their own home. I'm not really into Jake, I just think it's pretty neat.
Brokeback Mountain Bike: EW!
Sheryl Crow is more masculine than Jake or Lance. They are all ugly.
mmm makes me wish i had a bike. i could care less about armstrong and the other one.
i wish he would glue his fake brokeback 70s stache back on : (
Holy F! I am so horned now.
Jake is a boyfriend stealer and such a phony.
Leslie | 07.07.06 - 9:25 am | #"
I agree with you about the phony part but whose boyfriend did he steal?
what a weird group to be hanging out together... and whats up with jake riding his bike all the time?? is he gonna be in a biking movie or just a new thing?
I would so let them run a train on me. Is that sick?
Kiki is Baked (For Real) | 07.07.06 - 9:32 am | #
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NOT AT ALL~~ I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brokebike Mountain, freakin Priceless MK! hahaha!
good call jdm. lance is a total starfucker. i wonder what hollywood chick he will take up with next, prolly a yungun like kristin c.
I think he looks great. What is he supposed to wear, a muscle shirt and cutoffs? I have heard Lance frequently rides with people who can't keep his solo riding pace, yet they are people dressed similarly to him.
When I go out riding even I put on my padded bike shorts and jersey. To a non-rider I may look goofy but it sure is comfortable.
who cares who he fucks next. anything is better than that living troll Kirsten Cunst!
MK is in love with this fag Jake cause he sure likes posting his pic alot!
Ya ya more fags we know already.
MK wants Jake`s hot dog in his bun.
Soooooooooo Lance must be gay too? Hanging out with Jake and Matthew, both in the cloest, is a strong hint that Lance may play for that team. Interesting. Not surprising. These dudes will screw anything, including each other.
Brokebike Mountain!
Jakey looks so hot in picture #3 with his hand over her sternum. What a great way to start the day! Thanks, Michael!
i would love to make this ride a foursome
Y'all really think Jake is gay? Am I the only person left in the planet that thinks he isn't gay?
But that Matthew, I really think he is.
Lance Armstrong...his name just says it all. *snaps fingers in a Z formation*
Sweetness - I really think Jake is gay, yes. Matthew, definitely.
"...this is Brokebike Mountain."
MK, I like the way you crack yourself up. It is pretty funny.
It looks inncocent enough until you add JG into the misx. I don't think Jake G. will ever shed the BB shadow unless he does a big old macho role soon, very soon. It is way too easy.
LA, you really think Mathew M. is gay or is he experimental?
none of them are gay - not that there is anything wrong with that - can't you leave a girl to her world of make believe? why must you all torture me today?
LA
Is there any proof? I need to see the light..LOL.
GAYGAYGAY
it is woody harrelson in the white shirt, not lance
duh
I wish I could be their seats! haha
lance cant keep his dick in his pants, sheryl is better off without him.
it is woody harrelson in the white shirt, not lance
duh
Anonymous | 07.07.06 - 11:56 am | #
Look at the third pic down - it is Lance.
Talk about my dream ride. Only, I'd probably be the ignored party in the fourgy.
Duh, it's not Woody it's Lance A. Plus, those helmets are hideous!! YIKES!!! I'd still munch on Jake all night long with that helmet on!!
it is woody harrelson in the white shirt, not lance
duh
Anonymous | 07.07.06 - 11:56 am |
Honey, I think you are in denial.
I want to see the pic of Matthew Mc on his bike...I bet he would be shirtless with sweat glistened muscles.
sweetness: i am still hoping beyond hope that jake is not toothy, but i know i am in the minority.
I hope they are all in Austin... I will be sure *not* to run them over.
Why does everyone think Matthew is gay? He doesn't seem very gay.
Ooh, do you think they could be in Austin? I'm here too.
call me sick, but i'd sniff those bike seats. all three.
Wow! I go biking all the time and live out in Los Angeles. I can't imagine meeting up with all three of these guys at the same time. I better start primping and preening before I go biking!
Please God, just let me be the one holding the video camera when this gang bang goes down! 
Curious, I read somewhere that they split cos they had "problems conceiving". Apparently Lance got pissy when Sheryl didn't get pregnant.
yum
Three Gay Mafia
hey, toothy...haven't seen ur gay ass in a while...how's it hanging??
LA, you really think Mathew M. is gay or is he experimental?
meramari | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 11:34 am |
meramari - The fact that he was with Penelope Cruz all those years after and Tom Cruise "broke up" is what made me suspicious. My personal opinion is that Pene is a professional beard. Matthew probably swings in every direction.
LA
Is there any proof? I need to see the light..LOL.
Sweetness | 07.07.06 - 11:36 am | #
sweetness - Go to my homepage and click on "The Mystery of Toothy Tile - A Critical Analysis" in the right-hand column.
Brokebike Mountain, LOL MK they need YOU on The View!!
I'm not feeling Jake anymore 
What happend to him?
MK no pics of Mat McConagay in biker shorts ? bummer
I bet Jake "Toothy Tile" Gyllenhaal has a "ribbed" bicycle seat!
Me neither. He's going too Hollywood. Except for his chef pal, you NEVER see him with anyone (photographed, that is) other than A-list people in LA. It's annoying. What happened to him?
He's also starting to look fugly and I was lusting after him like crazy early this year. I think I'm getting over him. I'd even take McBongo over him.
Curious, I read somewhere that they split cos they had "problems conceiving". Apparently Lance got pissy when Sheryl didn't get pregnant."
That I don't believe--considering how difficult it was for Lance to conceive with his ex-wife (following his bout with testicular cancer). Lance had such problems that his ex had to get in-vitro finally to get pregnant.
Sorry, but this one I don't believe and I don't believe he would dump her for not getting pregnant considering how previously he and his ex used high tech fertility treatments to conceive.
no respect for lance...left a FAMILY BEHIND, and JILTED SHERYL NATIONALLY!
LOSER! i bet they will find out that he used roids...
I definitely think that Lance has done 'roids. It's probably what caused the cancer in the first place.
Lance, like Carson Daly and Matthew Modine, is completely devoid of any personality.
Sheryl's better off without him and his one testicle.
Jake looks great in the spandex, it's really growing on me. You go Jake! Woo-hoo!
I like to see him out doing sporty things. I love his male entourage, so sassy and cute. Jakey and his boyzzz....
dear god let there be a sex tape. haha
brokebike mountain :D :D i love it
Did Sheryl & Lance ever give any hint as to why they broke up in the first place? Seemed to me they were going strong, engaged, then a really abrupt break-up.
Any of you guys know?
they said it was because they found it hard to schedule time for each other. in other words, lance is just a jerk. it's obvious sheryl was really into him... he already got divorced one time because he wouldn't spend any time with his wife. he even made her move out to france for years so he could be on his bike 24/7. don't get me wrong i love lance, but he doesn't treat his women right.
^lance's ex-wife even went on oprah recently talking about how unhappy she was with him
Y'all really think Jake is gay? Am I the only person left in the planet that thinks he isn't gay?
i thought he was gay before because of all those pics of him looking "friendly" with guys, but now that i think about it, i think he's straight. after all he was in love with kirsten cunst and looked genuinely nervous on his date with natalie portman. i think he's straight, just not very macho.
lance & "mcconagay" aren't gay either.. of course they scheduled a massage, who doesn't want a massage after working out hard
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I would totally make Jake keep the helmet on the whole time in bed.
It's likely the chemo and radiation therapy Lance had for his cancer either made him completely sterile.
He likely banked sperm before he went for the chemo - that's very common. Most chemo drugs used to treat testicular cancer destroy the cells that produce sperm in the remaining testis.
If he wasn't rendered sterile, his sperm count was likely reduced to the point that they probably had to resort to in vitro fertilization.
LOL I never thought how gay the name "Lance Armstrong" was before. It's like some gay superhero name.
If I saw them coming down PCH I would crap my pants...pull over and beg for a train...on my knees.
Love me some Lance but with Matty and Jakey-poo? Yum-o
lance had his kids by in vitro
It must suck to have have some idiot hanging out the window of a car trying to take your picture when all you want to do is ride your bike.
Jake seems to take it pretty well though.
I have never wanted to be the village bike so much in my life.........they could all have a ride.
Drug rumors has followed Lance for years. It was even reported he threatened a Spanish competitor who talked about Lance using drugs. More rumors followed and were "successfully" squashed.
Brokeback, yes; but what about the mountain? That movie, imho, will live as long as there are people who love great movies, and who have the need to understand why strong males sometimes fall in love with each other.
I sometimes wonder what these objects of hate, think about us.
lance claims that a lot of french people are jealous of an american coming in to their country and winning the tour de france, so they try to discredit him with steroids rumors. this seems to make sense.. i mean, how many americans had even HEARD of the tour de france before lance won it? apparently the tour de france is like the superbowl times 100 in france.
JAKE GAYLENHAAL! i rule yeah.
he must be doing a bike movie..jake
Media whore LA at it again. Oh he SO does not want the publicity. Only person he loves is himself. And looks like there's more he can admire every day. He getting fat or what?
I get to ride with Lance again later this month, Whoo Hooo! Bet my picture doesn't show up in any tabs tho, sigh.
Love me some Lance, but he's a big ol man ho. Any woman who thinks he's not going to cheat is deluding herself.
After the cancer he went through the whole I-almost-died-feeling-his-mortality thing. Got the wive and kiddies, but it didn't take to long for the Lanceslut to reemerge.
He even managed to nail a bunch of the french chicks giving him his yellow jerseys during the tours.
I got to know a bunch of the team when a friend of mine was dating one of them. Nice guys, but they've got cooters jumping at them from every direction! Celeb cooters, groupie cooters, sponser cooters, fan cooters, you name it. Some of those guys have friction burns on their asses from pulling their bike shorts off and on so often.
I'ld still hit it though.
where there is smoke, there is fire...gay, bi, and mostly gay!
I recently rewatched Dazed & Confused. I never realized how much more fey McConagays performance was than cool.
why do they have to wear spandex?! why why WHY?!?!
The guy on E has no proof that Jake is gay or toothy file. My bet he swings both ways but we will never know. Jake will never admit it. My bet he marries some chick and has some kids to make the rumors all go away.
www.brokebackmountainvermont.com
i don't get the appeal of lance....he's as exciting as a slice of white wonder bread....with mayo...
matt's crotch all sweaty and swollen from pumping....yum
You know Jakey feels right at home in those tight biker shorts He probably was prancing around in his biker wear the night before in front of the mirror practicing his poses.
Why's Jake with Lance? Did Ryan Phillipe tell him for the last time "no, you can't suck my cock!"? by the way LA, "blame it on my wild heart"
I bet Jake is walking funny after his "rides" with Matt and Lance.....better me than him
Is there a sex video?
my god.. you bitches say us GUYS make girls anorexic... wtf, a guy gains 2 pounds and you say he's getting fat!! lance armstrong fat?? bitch please.
Brokebike Mountain has been made... check out this link:
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