I wonder how much her severed head would go for?
note to animals - claw, scratch and peck your way to safety!!
dogs
why the fuck is she holding a cat at the same time as a bird???
...oh yeah I forgot she's a tard.
cats
Which one?
She's probably hiding a few gerbils too.
ah ha ha ha! tender cavity. you would know, wouldn't you.
Only from other people....ha!
I'm sure she has the crabs along for a ride too!
i hope that bird pecks her eyes out.
those animals are for sacrifice
ah, yes. that must be the reason for the animals. like monkeys, picking off the fleas, ticks, crabs, and stank. no wonder she's covered.
bitch | 07.07.06 - 11:30 am | #
it all makes sense to me now
those animals are enjoying a veritable feast!
Dr. friggin Doolittle. Why is this bitch in our lives? Why are there decent, lovely souls out there dying excruciating deaths from diseases, yet this slut floats along effortlessly? WHY??? Damn, I hate her.
what a dumb cunt. I hope she adopts something with rabies and it bites her in the face.
QFE - have you ever seen her mother? the bitch is a product of her own environment. greed, vanity, selfishness, ego, etc. etc.
All the wonderful characteristics that will send her straight to my pad. HELL.
testing???
OMG, that poor cat is probably miserable. Anyone who has ever lived with cats know that riding in a car and being carried around are torture for them.
God, I hope that bird shits on her shoulder. Right before it pecks her eyes out.
Omg someone help those poor animals!
crap
God, I hope that bird shits on her shoulder. Right before it pecks her eyes out.
LA | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 11:35 am | #
Dr. friggin Doolittle. Why is this bitch in our lives? Why are there decent, lovely souls out there dying excruciating deaths from diseases, yet this slut floats along effortlessly? WHY??? Damn, I hate her.
Q.F.E. | 07.07.06 - 11:33 am | #
Because Paris Hilton is the only woman chaste enough to play Mother Theresa in a movie.
alimartini snorting loudly, bu | 07.07.06 - 11:36 am | #
If the bird shits on her shoulder, that's good luck, you don't want that now do ya!hahaha!
she (and obviously me, too) is probably not smart enough to know that it would be good luck. i see her tossing that bird off her like ross did in that friends episode...
she'd probably think it was left over from last night and lick it clean. dirty whore.
bitch | 07.07.06 - 11:34 am | #
I have indeed seen the whore that spawned her. But you know what? When I was a young girl, I absolutely adored her aunt who starred in all those Disney movies. "Return from Witch Mountain" (Kim Richards). But this Paris piece of trash. Save her a room bitch, she'll be in Hell soon! 
she'd probably think it was left over from last night and lick it clean. dirty whore.
bitch | 07.07.06 - 11:43 am | #
NAAAACCCCCCSSSTTTTEEEE...
I'm gonna laugh my ass of when that bird craps all down her back
somebody PLEASE help me:I tried to get a "cool" animated avatar and I fucked up somewhere,and now the "cool" pic I wanted is in the HOMEPAGE. I do not have a homepage but now the pic is there....Hmmmm.
Not a big deal but if anyone can help I would apprieciate it!! Thanks
i hope that bird shits all down the back of her $1,000 tank top.
*CRIES* SHE PROBABLY WHIPS HER ASS WITH THAT DOG!
*SNIFFS*
I seriously think I am seeing things, I MEANT CAT!
OK..*runs*
Her and the bird have something in common..... their beaks!
take that kitty away from her!!!!!!
That poor cat and bird will be needing theraphy for the rest of their lives. I really feel bad for them, the petshop should be sued for letting the likes of her around the precious animals.
i'm just glad syphillis cannot be transferred from human to animal.
she has a bigger fucking beak than the bird.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chef, make sure the avatar you've uploaded is 80 by 80 pixels. Use gravatar.com.
Her "pussy" probably rotted off and she's trying to replace it.
Chef, sorry I'm clueless - I can barely handle the still avatars.
Chef Ramsay | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 11:52 am | #
Please don't change your avatar of Gordon Ramsay ... unless it's one of him going apeshit! I just love seeing your avatar of him! Have you ever watched his "Kitchen Nightmares" series? Brilliant.
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 07.07.06 - 11:29 am | #
LOL morning guys and I couldn't agree more Alayna.
Sadly I have to give Paris some credit *ducking* I mean she IS holding that cat WAY better than Britney holds SPF....
Chef Ramsay, i thought your avvie was of will ferrell and his cowbell.
and QFE, are you telling me that paris is the niece of Kim Richards--the girl i was so envious of her long blond hair parted in the middle, when i had to be cursed with curly hair? wasn't she also in a sitcom with a friendly bear?
the ironic thing is that bird didn't have the avian flu until paris touched it.
Her Daddy , her Mommy , her sister have all lived off TRUST FUND MONEY for years , and do so now. What a gang of losers , you're Mother all nippley in a SEETHROUGH?? God I hate this bitch with the heat of a billion Nuclear Reactors melting down. That goes for the lot of them.
nucking futs | 07.07.06 - 12:18 pm | #
Nucking Futs - yes! I don't know about that sitcom though but remember she was a bad ass in "Tuff Turf"?
Kim Richards - her IMDB is:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001668/
she'd probably think it was left over from last night and lick it clean. dirty whore.
bitch | 07.07.06 - 11:43 am |
am alternating btwn laughing and gagging over that one 
really, peta can set up beyonce but the most they can do to this bitch is "flour" her??
bitch prolly thought it was an answer to her prayers that coke was falling from the sky...
PETA has already gone after her. Just cause a person collects animals doesn't mean they treat them well. You can't have a dog like a chihuahua and then leave it at home all the time. Small dogs get very attached. And collecting animals that should be wild is also a bad practice of hers. And don't even get me started on all the fur and leather she wears. Or the hamburger's she hawks. She tries to show this image of animal lover. But she doesn't even know what that means.
thanks QFE, i forgot she was on Hello Larry. a guilty pleasure they need to bring to nick at nite.
somebody PLEASE help me:I tried to get a "cool" animated avatar and I fucked up somewhere,and now the "cool" pic I wanted is in the HOMEPAGE. I do not have a homepage but now the pic is there....Hmmmm.
Not a big deal but if anyone can help I would apprieciate it!! Thanks
Chef Ramsay | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 11:52 am | #
I am by NO MEANS an expert here, but I wonder if you put your information in the URL box instead of the email one? I was able to see your new one when I selected your 'homepage'. If that's not the problem, you may need to go to gravatar and deselect the old one there. Hope that helps!!
God I hate her.
um who shops w/ they pet bird? i've never seen that in my life. i was confused at first by which was paris cuz her nose resembled the bird's beak.
Can birds catch herpes?
nucking futs | 07.07.06 - 12:31 pm | #
I so wish I had Nick At Nite. Not available in Canada, but I agree a real guilty pleasure as most of those shows are from the 70s and 80s!
I bet her house stinks.
there's a reason people don't carry their cats around, cats hate being in places they're unfamiliar with, they hate being in cars and they hate being carried! poor kitty!! what a dumbass, shes trying to be so cool and do something "new" but she looks like an idiot
oh how i wish that bird pecked the sh*t out of paris's beak!
Does she know that that bird could fuck up that cat with three sharp pecks?
Does she care?
I wish this bitch would just die in a fire already.
doesn't shopping for YET ANOTHER BURBERRY PET COVER UP get old??????
Paris, you're becoming a total freaker; so something with yourself!
She's just holding a pecker and a pussy--what's so unusal about that?!
Why doesn't this whore do something actually worth something in her life like rescue animals. Oh but that would actually require some work on her part, so that's a guarantee it would NEVER happen. I hope that cat scratches her eyes out.
SHe's becoming the crazy woman who lives with like 80,000 animals that the ASPCA take away because she can't keep up with cleaning their poop. I can't wait until Paris turns 40.
Pets offer unconditional love without the herpes
there's a reason people don't carry their cats around, cats hate being in places they're unfamiliar with, they hate being in cars and they hate being carried! poor kitty!! what a dumbass, shes trying to be so cool and do something "new" but she looks like an idiot
anna | 07.07.06 - 1:15 pm | #
Amen! I have to sedate my cat just to get him in the carrier to take him to the vet. I actually have a prescription for him (kitty valium) for any time I have to take him anywhere.
I want that cat!
Who the fuck carries around a cat as if it were a dog/ that poor thing is going to jump from her arms one of these days and get hit by a car. I fucking hate her.
Anyone notice how Paris has a gut in the top photo????
THAT GIRL IS AN ANIMAL HORDER! CALL OPRAH! CALL ANIMAL HUMANE SOCIETY FOR INVESTIGATION!
my theory is the bitch is sooo damn dumb and annoying that only the animals can tolerate her skanky ass....
plus she cant fuck them and I guess thats like self control for the whore...
I have a cat that looks just like that cat. her name is Peaches Marie. She is a Himalayan and yes, she hates to be carried. Where can I buy a tiara???????
you know that bird hates her. . . look at it freak when she moves her hand closer. i hope it rips her ear off.
but. . . it does look like she's in a pet store, so those probably aren't her animals.
NO,NO,NO ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!! Birds, like cats, do not like loud noise, unfamiliar places and most of all THEY HATE SHOPPING!!!!!!!
She is being cruel just so people will notice her! LOOK AT ME!LOOK AT ME!LOOK AT ME!
Well, I'm looking and I truly hope PETA is too!
she looks like doctor dolittle in the picture.....i knew only animals could understand the words that come out of her mouth
i hope those animals had all their shots....
but. . . it does look like she's in a pet store, so those probably aren't her animals.
fi | 07.07.06 - 3:45 pm | #
You're probably right. I went to a pet store once, and the parrot sat on my shoulder the whole time until it pooped on me. I made the clerk clean it off.
I hope her new pets rip her apart.
she's like that cartoon girl from tiny toons (elmira i think was her name) that squeezes the life outta the poor animals she claims to love. (i'm gonna hold 'em and love 'em all for my very own!)
The first words that bird is gonna learn are "SAVE ME!"
strange photo, i though cats EAT birds!
I'm surprised the animals are getting along well with her at the same time as they are getting along with one anothe. They must be very well trained, or there's a gentler, non-threatening side to Hilton which they sense that she doesn't show the rest of the world.
Paris bought herself a new pussy.
ever see a cat climb up somebody's face?
ugh! I wanna beat this girl senselessly. Cat and bird next to eachother. Yeah she really cares about animals. I wish those 2 would have went after eachother like in a cartoon and destroy her to pieces.
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