not that skinny either, but not too fat for sure
what is she wearing? ugh!
I'd tell em to fuck off.
first 
"just blobby" LMAO
she is way to fat....
since you've been blobby.
why don't they just get nicole to be their girl if they want a walking skeleton?...i'm sure that's about all she ingests every day anyway......
What're they going to call it, Dumpy?
she just needs to learn how to dress to hide the blobby.
she's "husky"
She may yo-yo for a while between fat and (somewhat) thin, but she's a plumper, plain and simple. And her music sucks.
i think it would be good for EVERYONE in america to see a celebrity who is not skinny. she is NOT fat, but she is clearly NOT skinny. she's the only "normal" celebrity who doesn't seem to be manipulated by hollywoods extremist schools of thought. i'm pretty pissed about this.
bullshit. she's adorable.
She is adorable and she should tell them to fuck off!
I think she has a hott body! Being able to count someone ribs is not what I call healthy! Everyone says that she needs to lose weight and that Nicole Richie needs to gain it.. WTF People?? Kelly looks healthy!
She isn't fat, but definitely needs to tone up some to promote a health drink. Bitch always wear the worst clothes... did she raid Brit's pre SPF casual closet?
She's not fat ...just big boned.
So you need to be skinny to drink water?
Vitamin Water is sugar water. It's watered down Kool Aid.
Vitamin Water my big blobby ass.
vitamin water should add vodka to their ingredients and use hasselhoff as the spokesperson.
"She has a good personality and such a pretty face. What a shame!" - Tipsy's grandma
i hope it tastes better than the grape one i had yesterday, i think it might have been fitty's flav. give me propel anyday. also, for a "health" drink, there's alot of sugar in it. and kelly just dresses bad.
Nevermind her body, she has the face of a pig-dog.
this girl is not fat...untoned maybe, but def. not fat.
She's not fat or really blobby in real-girl terms, put her next to any woman on this board and I bet she looks fine... but she does need to fire her stylist. Whoever dresses her (blind 7 year old maybe?) needs to tell her that some things just shouldn't be worn.
Vitamin Water just needs to give her a new wadrobe that will make her look better. celeb "flavored" water is dumb anyways. does it taste like Kelly sweat?
she's not fat, she's blobby.
she's not fat, id tell them to f off
YES SHE'S FAT! HELLO
This sh*t is just sugar water with some vitamins thrown in so they can say it's healthy!
lmao at "blobby" mk...
She looks great! I hate skinny bitches.
I think Kelly's flavor should be "Cool Beans" 
oh, and the vitamin hoes need to go suck a dick if they think she's fat...anorexic promotin' mothafuckers.
vitamin water should add vodka to their ingredients and use hasselhoff as the spokesperson.
prettykitty | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 12:26 pm | #
How about just Vitamin Vodka?
ME2, is that Nicole Richie in your ava?
that shit is whack. she's cute!
Vitamin Vodka - I WANT SOME OF THAT. NOW. PLEASE.
SHE S PLUMP
NORMAL
I guess they'd rather have anorexics like Keira, Posh, and Nicole Richie
vitamin water should add vodka to their ingredients and use hasselhoff as the spokesperson.
prettykitty | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 12:26 pm | #
How about just Vitamin Vodka?
LA | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 12:32 pm | #
PLEASE FOR GODSAKE TAKE OFF THIS AWFUL AVATAR!!!!
AIE PITIE DE NOUS(ESHETES?°) SALOPE
Kelly's Vitamin Water should either be called BLOBAWAY or BEHIND THESE BLOBBY EYES.
I guess they'd rather have anorexics like Keira, Posh, and Nicole Richie
Myself | 07.07.06 - 12:34 pm | #
THOSE GIRLS ARE NOT ANOREXIC OK,,???
Not only is she fat, but she's damn ugly!
She's like one of those fat ugly teenagers that tells everyone "it's just baby fat."
Kelly, you're an ugly fat slob, I hope you get cancer so you are forced to undergo chemotherapy, which in turn will help you lose weight.
Good luck fugly.
She's not fat. If I was here I would tell them to fuck off. I would also go public and ripp them apart.
yeah too bad that vitamin water= watered down juice full of sugar and crap
Kelly, you're an ugly fat slob, I hope you get cancer so you are forced to undergo chemotherapy, which in turn will help you lose weight.
Good luck fugly.
Yvette Nelson | 07.07.06 - 12:37
ARE YOU MAD YVETTE???????????
DO YOU KNOW WHAT A CANCER IS???????????????
If she got more booby, she'd be less fat and more 'thick'.
Look at that moo moo. Oh yeah, she probably wears a banana republic size 4. She just needs better clothes, not a cocaine problem.
If she got more booby, she'd be less fat and more 'thick'.
Anonymous | 07.07.06 - 12:39 pm | #
TRUE
way to give a girl a low self-esteem.
^how sweet, la garce has heart 
Yes, Vitamin Water should be asking her to do booby enhancing exercises instead of asking her to get generically skinny.
I guess they'd rather have anorexics like Keira, Posh, and Nicole Richie
Myself | 07.07.06 - 12:34 pm | #
THOSE GIRLS ARE NOT ANOREXIC OK,,???
LA GARCE | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 12:36 pm | #
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bulimic, picky eaters, massively stressed out - whatever you want to call it. Not even Kate moss is that bony thin like those girls, and she's supposed to be the ideal supermodel.
They need to leave her the hell alone!
Vitamin water, for bitches too busy snorting blow to take a Centrum.
Jesus, she represents normal chicks, not emaciated bitches that only look good in pictures. I consume alot of vitamin water. I think I might boycott them for this bullshit.
Hi sluts
^how sweet, la garce has heart
nucking futs | 07.07.06 - 12:41 pm | #
NO I DON T HAVE HEART NUCKING!!!!
WHEN YOU HAVE LOST YOUR PARENT FROM CANCER YOU JUST CAN T SAY TO SOMEONE=HAVE A CANCER AND GET SICK!!!!!
Sorry bout your parent, LA GARCE.
Kelly...tell them no fcuking than you.
That "vitamin water" is pure poison. It's all sugar. That's the reason she's a little "soft", she drinks too much of that.. The only reason they want her to lose weight is so that she can endorse the fact that vitamin water helped her lose the fat. I gots their number............
Vitamin Water is delish!
Kiss kiss michael K.
Sorry bout your parent, LA GARCE.
Myself | 07.07.06 - 12:50 pm | #
that s ok
thanx
TIP: Vitamin water is good when you mix it with bottled water (1/2 & 1/2). Then it is not so sickenly sweet.
I like to wash my hair with Vitamin Water. It contains pantothenic acid (B5), just like Pantene.
never had it. sounds like more expensive kool-aid.
It's about time I see a young female celebrity who is of average size. Everyone else is doing sniffin' coke and pukin'. It's about time. If they wanted a skinnier person to promote water, they should've gotten Nicole or Mischa...seems that's all they keep down their throat. Good job, Kelley!
Shes not fat AT all..she is soooooo skinnyy, she needs to eat more :S
She is not skinny! She's not fat, but she's not skinny! She could lose a little chunk in the belly.
she has always looked smelly to me....a mix of greasy hair and b.o. She needs to get a stylist and a personal trainer.
MK, what is your flavor or choice? Vitamin water, that is.
Yes, Vitamin Water should be asking her to do booby enhancing exercises instead of asking her to get generically skinny.
Anonymous | 07.07.06 - 12:42 pm | #
There are boob enhancing exercises??? I would be very interested in finding out about how to do those if I wasn't extraordinarily lazy.
oh, and the vitamin hoes need to go suck a dick if they think she's fat...anorexic promotin' mothafuckers.
foxy_bronx_chic | 07.07.06 - 12:32 pm | #
SIGNED,i mean it just shows that Hollwood fucks up everyone i guess she is next.
And Mk i dont care what you say she looks happy with her body and shouldnt loose any weight not even her chunk in her belly!
She should transfer her belly chunk to her boobies. For added booby blob.
Maybe instead of Kelly hawking Vitamin Water - she should be the spokesmodel for LANE BRYANT.
Really, is it good for business to have an ugly fatty representing something of a healthy nature?
Yes, she should represent Lane Bryant or some other Plus size clothing manufacturer.
She's like the female singing version of Buddha.
ME2, is that Nicole Richie in your ava?
skinny fat | 07.07.06 - 12:32 pm | #
Yes it is! See how Hollywood is just an illusion. Without hair, makeup, and a stylist Nicole Richie is just a sad skeleton
She's not blobby - her stylists suck!! You shouldn't wear that type of shit unless your a STICK and that she is not... but she is not fat... she just wears shitty clothes! ALOT!
Lane Bryant? Are you fucking retarded? She's not THAT big. I hate to BREAKAWAY it to you, but EVERYTHING is plus size. A size 0 is really a size 6.
I'm 5 feet 3 1/2 inches tall, weigh 133 pounds, and I still fit into a J Crew size 0 khakis. And no, I have no muscle tone, so that extra weight is all fat.
I'm guessing Kelly is probably about the same size as me. And I'm guessing you all are probably the same size as us. So everyone shut the fuck up.
kelly isn't fat fat, she's pretty chubby though, why would vitamin water, which poses itself as a health drink, want someone who doesn't look too healthy to have their own flavor? they obviously really like kelly and want her to be healthier looking so they can name a drink after her. and she DOES need to tone up, no one wants to see that tummy that she flaunts, ew.
This pisses me off. I am sick of the you can never be too skinny crap. God damnit. Now men expect women to not have things like you know, hips. Then of course with big rubber boobs. Fuck, this is worse than what porn had done to us girls (I like porn but I think it leads ment to believe that all women love threesomes, anal sex and only 5 minutes of foreplay).
AND there's no way in hell she weighs 133 pounds. try around 150.
I'd tell them to suck it. She's got body, sorry not everyone on earth looks like Victoria, Nicole, or Paris. It's just not the way it is. I think she looks fine. Most times, she doesn't have this horrible of clothes. She wears some amazing dresses, and i for one, love her just for the fact that she hasnt changed to fit the hollywood prototype
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Kelly Clarkson. She has a loads of talent. However, she does need a new stylist. She has a rockin body but whoever is dressing her needs to be fired!
"I'm 5 feet 3 1/2 inches tall, weigh 133 pounds"
You disgust me. Go stuff some MORE twinkies into all of your orifices that will accept them.
layne fucking bryant?
are you joking?
I like her 'pudge', which really isn't pudge. Another case of Hollywood pressuring women unfairly.
That said, I bet she takes MASSIVE dumps!
PK - I think the red one. I don't know the flavors! I like the white one too.
Oh get over yourself. You love all of my accepting orifices. And all of my orifices accept you...even though you're a dumbass.
why can't the industry just allow these women to be themselves? I'm so sick of hearing about weight issues.
Terrible picture. Undulating masses of adipose tissue......nasty.
I AM NOT OPPOSED TO LARGER CELEBRITIES. WYNONA JUDD, OPRAH, ROSIE, EVEN STAR JONES!
IT'S WHEN YOU FORCE US TO LOOK AT YOUR FAT WITH SKANKY CLOTHES THAT WE THEN HAVE THE RIGHT TO COMMENT!
HER TALENT SHOULD BE ENOUGH, BUT WHY DOES SHE INSIST ON WEARING HORRIBLE CLOTHES THAT SHOW HER FAT!
JUST COVER UP!
AND SHE HAS INDEED CHANGED TO FIT THIS STUPID IDEA OF WHAT A ROCKER SHOULD LOOK LIKE...THIS IS NOT HOW SHE DRESSED ON AMERICAN IDOL, AND WE LOVED HER THEN.
KELLY, LOSE THE LOSER CLOTHES, AND COVER UP!
I think her clothes are stupid, but it's unfair to tell her to 'cover up' just because she doesn't have the idea body (and what is ideal)?
I think celebs that wear horrible clothes that show their BONES are just as visually offensive and gross.
she's got a few extra pounds, which I think she looks fine, but she def doesn't wear clothes that flatter her... I mean doesn't American Idol provide stylists?????????????????
"I'm 5 feet 3 1/2 inches tall, weigh 133 pounds"
You disgust me. Go stuff some MORE twinkies into all of your orifices that will accept them.
Yvette Nelson
WTF? what should she weigh, 72 pounds? Yvette girl you done lost your mind....
that's friggin embarrasing. did they stop to condsider her appeal is the fact that she's the last normal girl on the celeb planet who's not a walking bag of bones and starbucks
I don't think she needs to lose any weight. She doesn't seem to have a skinny or petite frame. If she looses anymore weight her head is going to look like Kelly Osborne's. The head will not shrink and so she'll always look kinda fat. Poor girl.
"...a walking bag of bones and starbucks"
That's true eh? Why do they all carry around starbuck's? Do they get paid? You know they ain't drinking a 1,000 calorie mochacarmelsugarlatte....
the problem is not the weight,it's the clothes that her lackeys put her in. that said, even a fat person can look significantly smaller if they dress for their body type.
I'm 5 feet 3 1/2 inches tall, weigh 133 pounds, and I still fit into a J Crew size 0 khakis. And no, I have no muscle tone, so that extra weight is all fat.
Anonymous | 07.07.06 - 1:06 pm | #
I'm sorry...I just don't believe you. I'm about your same size, and there's no way I'm fitting into a zero. At least not without looking like I have a permanent yeast infection. Where is all your "extra weight"?
Plain and simple, Kelly is fat and ugly. Maybe she can sing but still, bitch is fat and has a fucked up face, kind of looks like she has a touch of Downs Syndrome. She should look into that before she starts a family.
God, a bunch of fat ugly downs sydrome babies! Gross
Kelly better get her tubes tied, and her jaw wired shut - followed by some cosmetic surgery.
She's not fat she just has a massive butt.
I'm 5 feet 3 1/2 inches tall, weigh 133 pounds, and I still fit into a J Crew size 0 khakis. And no, I have no muscle tone, so that extra weight is all fat.
Anonymous | 07.07.06 - 1:06 pm | #
I'm sorry...I just don't believe you. I'm about your same size, and there's no way I'm fitting into a zero. At least not without looking like I have a permanent yeast infection. Where is all your "extra weight"?
Anonymous | 07.07.06 - 1:47 pm | #
I don't believe you either because I am a size 2 and weigh a lot less than you. "permanent yeast infection" LMAO
I think what we women need is for a few of these anos to get all vegetative or brain dead from their "disease". Start some sort of a fat trend. Kelly Clarkson will be the skinniest bitch in LA. Vitamin water is sugar poison. My 3 year old calls it "medicine juice". The Shit sucks.
mary kate already is vegetative.
Plain and simple, Kelly is fat and ugly. Maybe she can sing but still, bitch is fat and has a fucked up face, kind of looks like she has a touch of Downs Syndrome. She should look into that before she starts a family. God, a bunch of fat ugly downs sydrome babies! Gross
Kelly better get her tubes tied, and her jaw wired shut - followed by some cosmetic surgery.
Yvette Nelson
Dayum you are one bitter chick.... you frighten me. You could probably kick my ass!
She is fat and I hear she is now all diva-bitch and just.not.nice.
Of course, I heard she F'd Clay when they toured. Yuck. Fat, mean AND bad taste...
hmmmm, i just don't see kelly doing gay aiken. i just don't see it.
I just think she's got a differently proportioned body. I don't think she's fat, but her arms are kinda stubby...they seem shorter than they should be. If they were longer but the same "thickness," she'd look, uh, quote unquote "NORMAL"
I feel horrible writing that
this makes me love vitamin water even more.
Message to Kelly: Next time you get up on stage tell those Water People to go FUCK THEMSELVES, then pour the water over yourself and then stick the bottle between your legs in a mock-fucking gesture.
she may not look fat in that particular pic, but in the other ones she sure does!
and i don't feel bad calling her fat, because that "since you been gone" song is shit.
J Crew used to make normal-sized (i.e., accurate sized) clothing. Now their sizes are elephantine. Especially their khakis and chinos. Like I said, a size 0 is actually a size 6 in your average mall quality store. The J Crew 0 khaki is actually loose in the ass on me.
Please go to J Crew and try on their khakis and chinos. It's like magic. All of a sudden you're fat ass is a 0. I don't know if their jeans and dresses are skewed the same way. (But probably this is why their khakis and chinos sell like hotcakes.)
If I buy designer stuff, I'm actually a size 8. And then, for some reason, at the Gap, I'm a size 4. And then in my mom's vintage stuff from the late '60s, I'm a 10!
Please. I never said I was an accurate 0.
Note to Kelly.. your personal assistant hates you a whole lot.
I'll run it down for ya.
Kelly is fat
Kelly is ugly, and most likely has a touch of Downs' Syndrome, note her stubs and weird face.
For the Lord's sake, just fucking sing and don't let anyone look at you Kelly!
If you want to hear her sing, then hear her sing, afterall she's not known for being good looking and having a decent body.
If she insists on performing where people can see her, she needs to do so with a paper bag over her face, and the paper bag MUST have a smiley face with eyes etc, drawn on it so as to not alienate the children/fans. Then, her staff is to form a circle around her holding several sheets up to cover her body, big sheets!
Quite simple actually.
She just wears bad clothes.
Yvette Nelson | 07.07.06 - 2:37 pm | #
personally, i think it will be much better for kelly in the long run to actually be known for her talent and not her looks. hawtness doesn't last forever.*ahem* britney. she can always maintain her voice, but once the looks are gone, they aren't coming back.
WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT SIZE YOU WEAR? IS THIS GONNA BE ON YOUR TOMBSTONE...EULOGY? FUCK PEOPLE.
I'm 5'5" and wear a size 8/10, which makes a lard ass and I don't care.
"Here lies Mishma, she was uh, well, she was always a size 0."
Damn
That's bullshit. She's proportioned for her body. She just needs a new stylist. That shirt is ass and would make Nicole Richie look fat.
Besides designers "vanity size" cuz believe me, my size 10 in vintage stores circa 1950 is a size 14.
So I don't shop in vintage stores
I love Kelly but that Yvette bitch is cracking my shit up. keep it up - hilarious!
Skinnyfat said:
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hmmmm, i just don't see kelly doing gay aiken. i just don't see it.
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Oh, I hope you are right! I heard about it through her guitarist Danny and was, well, SHOCKED
Page Six is full of shit - Kelly and Jorge Cruise worked together with Vitamin Water on a whole healthy school lunch program. They would not tell her to lose weight - they would just not even offer.
Kelly cannot fire her stylist because she is dating her...She was also Kelly's date to the grammy awards. Her name is Ashlee
Kelly is not overweight, she is likely the correct weight within 5 pounds. But in every photo, this one for example, she looks round where she should be flat, and flat where she should be round.
Girl just needs to do some ab workouts and pushups to tone up her body. That is it. She is definitely not what I would call fat.
She's fat enough to have to lose weight...
Kelly won't be thin when she's married to Howard Stern and has 16 kids with him! She likes men, with dirty mouths and small enhancements. Thats why HO-ward Sterns current love is so jelious. If she can't get with him. Randy Jackson is the next BIG thang. I hope she gets married so I don't have to look at her smooth curves anylonger. Love, Jude
Face it folks, fat will NEVER be accepted. It's just a fact of life.
It's kinda like being gay, sure some people are okay with it, but the world at large pretty much hates you.
and yes I am gay. ahha.
she's not fat...she just on a poor selection of clothing....
Yvette you still alive honey?
I would lose all the weight anyone wanted me to if they were paying enough. She looks horrible in that outfit.
Adam, I know how you feel. I'm not gay, but I am fat, and I have seen how cruel the world can be. But you know what? As long as you have family and friends who truly love you, that's really all that matters. 
agree with 7:50pm shes not fat.. just not a flattering top.
Geez I want to have anorexia or something after I read these comments geez!
clarkson should tell them she'd like her flavor to be ass, because they can kiss hers.
She isn't fat, and I don't get why people just want women to all become stick figures.
this is like the assleesimpson nose-job to me. you became successful as you were/are; so why change now?
Face it folks, fat will NEVER be accepted. It's just a fact of life.
It's kinda like being gay, sure some people are okay with it, but the world at large pretty much hates you.
and yes I am gay. ahha.
it really depends on the culture. many cultures throughout history have totally accepted homosexuality, and in some, being fat is considered beautiful.
it's just my opinion that ms. clarkson looks like a piggy
Kelly is not overweight, she is likely the correct weight within 5 pounds. But in every photo, this one for example, she looks round where she should be flat, and flat where she should be round.
looks like she gains all her weight in her thighs and face. she definitely needs to lose 20 or so.
Her flavor should be "Gravy" then she won't have to diet.
Kelly is not fat at all... there should be more people like her nowadays providing a good role model.
Rather than the lollipop celebs who promote taking drugs/being sick/not eating as ways of staying slim
oh thats a good idea. make another lollipop out of a perfectly healthy woman. trust MK to encourage these warped images of "beauty"
this sounds like a manipulative thing on Vitamin Water's part. they are not cool. if only I had been drinking them, so that I could quit drinking them over this.
they need to take a page from Dove. Kelly Clarkson is not fat; if she tried to appease Vitamin Water, she's going to learn that no amount of 'thin' is 'thin' enough... and her look, which is part of her appeal, will go in the dumper as well. Kelly Clarkson needs to say no to that offer. There will be others. She should be the manipulator, not the manipulated.
Face it folks, fat will NEVER be accepted. It's just a fact of life.
It's kinda like being gay, sure some people are okay with it, but the world at large pretty much hates you.
and yes I am gay. ahha.
Adam | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 7:40 pm | #
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except she's not fat. besides, women will always have more 'fat', more 'roundness' than men. that's how the good lord created us. but you say 'fat' will never be accepted? that's like saying women will never be accepted. a woman can never be a man; but women who lose all the 'fat' the good lord gave them tend to resemble men.
perhaps you can answer this, adam: do gay men hate women?
is the push towards 'thin' 'thin' 'thin', particularly in hollywood with it's unusually large proportion of homosexuals, really a group aversion and revulsion towards Women? why continually downtalk and destroy the egos of women who look like women, then praising women the more they look like men topped with exaggerated (and usually false) secondary female sexual characteristics?
do gay men have negative issues towards women, adam?
If I buy designer stuff, I'm actually a size 8. And then, for some reason, at the Gap, I'm a size 4. And then in my mom's vintage stuff from the late '60s, I'm a 10!
Please. I never said I was an accurate 0.
Anonymous | 07.07.06 - 2:27 pm | #
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yep LOL that's why I don't pay attention to sizing. there are no universal standards whatsoever here in the United States for women. it's all vanity. what really matters is how you look in those clothes. a 'size 0' who dresses for shit still dresses for shit, just like Louis Vuitton can't turn trash into class. a size 32 with flair will destroy the sloppy size 5 any day of the week.
She's not fat, she's real. If this company wants to dump her then Kelly Clarkson should say go ahead. If they want a skinny ass regifting spokes person NIcole Richie is a good choice..
She is FAT and everyone that thinks that she is not, are most likely fat too !!!
She's not fat, she's real.
you know who else is real? STAR JONES
Kelly Clarkson needs to say no to that offer. There will be others. She should be the manipulator, not the manipulated.
anyone who tries out for american idol is already manipulated. that whole show is about being manipulated.
No, she is not fat.
& No, Star Jones is not real.
she isnt fat..she is nromal...at least she isntr another parisite hilton!!@
All the fat comments?? Let's face it , Kelly is a heifer. But most fat chicks dress well. WTF was she thinking?
LIST OF THINGS TO DO:
No.1 : wear stuff that shows your rolls of cholesterol.
No 2 : wear some skimpy shit at the beach , cause you're retarded.
Her stomach is too big. She looks awful.
Too fat? What the fuck? This world is shot to shit and you all suck. I think she's got a perfect body. Curves are hot dammit.
Dude, she's hot. Her body's hot. Leave her alone. I don't want skinny chicks who look like they'll break in half!
She is not husky or blobby. She looks awesome. I doubt she's anything bigger than a size 6. Average North American size is 10-12 so we should be happy she's not -2 like all other celeb chicks. Give me a break!
she is not fat, but her stylist should be fired. They always put her in pants that are one size too small and like 90s mesh bodysuits. What is that about!
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