first!
SECOND THIRD & FOURTH!!!!
But besides that....he use to be kinda hot.
well, this only makes sense. in the fly, goldblum ate and regurgitated his food. he and nicole have lots in common!
This is very disturbing.
She's looks so pretty in that pic. She looks nothing like that now! 
weird shit
ick... he is heinous
what an unpleasant lay she must be.
like diveing into a pool of wire coat hangers.
Choking?? What does anyone get out of that? He's just creepy!
I used to think he was a cutie as well. Maybe not so much anymore.
His personality makes him HOT
BTW....12th!!!
she couldn't fellate him.
her gag reflex is probably as sensitive as a root canal.
i guess she could always sneeze in her palm and jack off jeff.
O this is an outrage. Jeff where is your taste? Why r u such a kinky ho? I wanted your ass before, but now- that coat hanger crack was brilliant by the way!
If Goldblum is into the kinky stuff...maybe he could 'accidently' kill her in the process.
WHAT THE HELL? What could either of them possibly see in the other? First of all she is WAAY too young for him (not to mention too bony, he'd kill her ass in bed) and second of all she is not what anyone with any taste would even consider a 'hot young thing' and he is not what anyone with EYES would consider a 'hot old guy'. That is totally fucking nasty.
A little old, Nicole. A little too old.
I used to think he was a cutie as well. Maybe not so much anymore.
Squash Posh | 07.07.06 - 12:45 pm | #
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Second that.
One thing that Jeff Goldblum is not is sexy. The idea of him in any sexual way is a flesh crawler.
Weird scientist that turns into a blow fly yes.
Sweaty, sexual,fantasy-----NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Onspeed and Brownshoe, that could be their couple name.
jeff goldblum could still get this if he wanted it, the man is like fine wine...
but nicole richie?? oh hell no.
I saw Jeff Goldblum at the Right Aid drug store on Sunset Blvd. last month waiting in line to pick up a prescription. And the whole time he waited he kept looking around to see if anyone noticed it was him. What a tool, I mean in LA there are famous people everywhere.
He's going to eat her and wear her hair
Isn't he gay?
jeff goldblum could still get this if he wanted it, the man is like fine wine...
^^ I second that. He was so fucking sexy in Jurassic Park...mmmmm mmm!
I thought this was a separated at birth thread?
Maybe Jeff's into necrophilia 
All her men have "gold" in their name. I think she's into jewelry.
He will so crush her. He's about 6 foot 6 and beefy.
I second that. He was so fucking sexy in Jurassic Park...mmmmm mmm!
Black Velveteen | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 12:55 pm | #
I love him in that movie, and Earth Girls are Easy. And Nine Months. And pretty much everything else, but him just thinking about Nicole Richie in that way turns me off like Clay Aiken at a Miss America Pagaent. Blech.
BTW, can anyone say "daddy issues?"
Ever since the Fly - he creeps me out...
She loves the jewish boys!
She loves the jewish boys!
Jeff Goldblum is hot. But this union is to close to pedophelia for me. Please Jeff, redeem yourself don't hit it!
Interesting that he played "the Fly", and when Nicole wears her ginormous shades, she looks like one.
OMG this is the weirdest shit ever!
What a couple,imagine them standing together!!!!
Nicole needs to be reprogrammed or something.
He totally does it for me.
I'd like to see what Goldblum looks like today but yes I can imagine he still has some hotness about him.
Isn't this how TomKat got together...she mentioned she had a childhood crush on Cruise?
I smell another engagement...
He is WAAAYYY too intelligent for her!
So, he may be older...it's not the first time in history that an older man went for a younger woman...but NICOLE??? She is NOTHING without Lionel...
WHAT EXACTLY HAS NICOLE RITCHIE DONE IN THIS LIFE?????
I second that. He was so fucking sexy in Jurassic Park...mmmmm mmm!
Black Velveteen | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 12:55 pm | #
I actually thought he was sexy UNTIL that movie. I hate the way he plays the neurotic math genius (I am surrounded by this type every day, and it's much less charming in person) and now he seems to try it in every role!
spitty | 07.07.06 - 1:14 pm | #
Oh God, I hope not.
He's old enough to be her grandfather--GROSS!
If she were to shit in a kitty-litter box, no one would be the wiser.
He totally does it for me.
Meaghan | 07.07.06 - 1:11 pm | #
^Yeah, Jeff G. can still get it 
Weird
Oh God, I hope not.
vlcupper | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 1:18 pm |
Or Maybe Nicole is just trying to make AM jealous...Can you imagine JeffRichie's baby bump? LMAO!
spitty | 07.07.06 - 1:26 pm | #
His wang would split her in half.
Nicole can do so much better!! She should go out with Johnny Knowville, Jeremy Piven, or Dane Cook. They are more interesting.
God I feel dirty.
I have to laugh when I remember how artfully they displayed his bare chest and arms when he was supposedly injured in Jurassic park. Here he was supposedly in pain and sweating and all, yet in every shot he was posed just so. I remember when he was a real skinny young actor, and then he really beefed up. I always thought he was sexy.
Geeeezz, All of you out there who say you would give it up for Goldblum must be used to some extremely creepy, oily men. The way he breaths so heavy through his nose. The oily slickness of his skin. The look in his eye's. Something is broken with this guy . He has hair jutting out of his ears and nose (not in this pic). Plus his acting is so irritating. Just a hack.
He NEVER looks or smells clean. He is perfect for that worthless slag.
heard he has herpes....maybe that is the prescriptions he was waiting for.
I would not be surprised if this was true. They would make a great couple - the Fly and the Insect.
Hey some women just like kinky dirty sex! Jeff can choke me anytime while my girfriend watches! LMAO
Choking leads to the best orgasms dontcha know!
he's like 8'10" or something right? i bet he's got a massive schlong. probably weighs close to 200lbs or more. he's gonna break that piece of peanut brittle in half.
HURL!! There goes lunch....He is, was, and always will be the Fly....buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz off
His wang would split her in half.
vlcupper | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 1:28 pm | #
my friend fucked him years ago in Miami, she said he had a huge but deformed cock, she said it was like a cavemans club.
Another one who worshipped her new boyfriend-- sounds like another Katie Holmes/Tom Cruise in the making. Next she'll be popping out a pretend kid.
I agree with glimmer--he looks like he smells like rotten diarrhea that has been eaten and diarrheaed out again.
I'll bet Nicole can hang on to those Dumbo ears as he is giving her the What For!!
Deformed? Like Meat in Porky's?
Looooove The Goldblum!
cowgirl style my ass. she'd break in half after two thrusts.
*twigs snapping*
HAHA! sweet! i just want to see me some more jeff goldblume. "the eye goes to goldblume...."
Great...A fifty-four year old anal-retentive neurotic Jew is hooking up with a lazy and untalented half-breed anorexic.
This relationship is going to longevity!
my friend fucked him years ago in Miami, she said he had a huge but deformed cock, she said it was like a cavemans club.
El J | 07.07.06 - 1:53 pm | #
Was is like a "shillelagh"? (Shi-lay-lee)
So true PallasCats! If they send her away for rehab that's code for programming..that goes for pretty much anyone in Hollyweird
HE COULD BE EASILY HER GRANDFATHER.
wtf... JEFF, DON'T LET THE DARK SIDE SEDUCE YOU
seriously, who wants to date a fuckin' twig.. who's in love with a certain dj, no less
JEFF GOLDBLUM IS WATCHING YOU POOP!
http://drew72385.tripod.com/id1.html
i absolutely had a crush on him as a kid. Chris Walken, too. I once dated, well, no, it was just "fucked" a guy who was into the choking thing. Kind of scary when you're in the throws of passion and all of a sudden you feel hands around your neck, squeezing. i seriously thought i was a goner. I stopped fucking strangers after that.
Lionel is gonna choke and smack Jeff a big bunch reaaaaaaaaaaaal soon. That ought to cure him of the kinkies..
mr. goldblum is so sexy in real life. i don't know what it is about funny-looking celebrities...they tend to be drop dead gorgeous...
New film in the works: "The Fly and The Mosquito Take Manhattan."
He's the biggest whore..who's vagina hasnt he been in? He trolls Whole foods on Fairfax and Santa MOnica regularly...shameless...All my friends used to laugh about him b/c he tried to pick each one of us in there..he hung out there!! WEIRDO
Anyone remember him in Earth Girls are Easy... so dreamy 
Ooooh, patty cake. Tell us more.
I love Jeff Goldblum. I saw him at the Cinco De Mayo Parade on 6th Avenue and have wanted to sex him ever since. I am truly Jealous.
jeff is hot... good job nicole!!!
Hotttt!!!
He is married........
They would totally make babies that looked like they were cast in "The Dark Crystal"
oddly, I am attracted to Mr. Goldblum.
Saw him once in Westwood, (near UCLA). We were walking, and he was the only other person in the area. He had his nose up in the air, and acted like I didn't exist. I thought, "Oh brother!"
Now I'm not the type to say, "F... Y.., creep!"; but if I were, that would have been the time to say it.
VerohhnikuhLojj | 07.07.06 - 4:00 pm
T.REX, nice.
They look SO MUCH ALIKE!!!
He looks 44, I would still hit it, Nicole he is a keeper!!
He... could crush her in the sack.
He could also bore her to death with his "aren't I strange and interesting?" banter.
nicole could do better fer herself, the girl is hot!
I THINK SHE NEEDS A GOOD FATHER FIGURE TYPE GUY TO DATE. SOME ONE NEEDS TO HELP HER.
Not liking this news at all...why can't she go after (nice Jewish boy) Adam Durwitz like every other little starlet before her did? And Jeff should know better. Tsk Tsk
He was hot in Independence Day,I'd so let Jeff beat it up.I've had a crush on him since I could remember and now my heart weeps so much that hes attracted to a corpse,but if necrophilia is his thing who am I to judge?
Her father, had an affair with a younger woman. So I think it's nice that she's going to make her fathers life SUCK! Nicole is much more attractive then Paris. I'm really happy she's dating an older man. As long as he treats her good, and gives her cookies and ice cream. I think it will work out good. Jeff has dated younger women forever 9 or ten years ago he dated young blondes. Just like in that Hugh Grant movie, where Hugh gets thrown in jail. I hope they have nice kids that can kick Suri Cruise's @ss!
I've also heard that Goldblum is into some kinky stuff. I'm talking about whips, chains, choking and role-playing.
....and the problem with this is?......
He will always be the fly to me. Nothing more, nothing less.
If he doesnt hit that shit hes gay.
I heard that Jeff Goldblum is a lech, and that he has VD's. He definitely has herpes.
Jeff needs his botox refreshed! Nicole could get lost in that forehead crease!
this may have already been said: I can definitely picture these two together, him being in that fly movie, her looking like one when she wears those huge ugly shades.
if they mated and had a baby he would look like Gollum
I thought he was engaged...
I do know that at one point, he was dating a very stick-thin chick who was reportedly anorexic.
He's probably just one of those guys who likes bones. Nothing wrong with that...
Eugh...
eh, go nicole, get urs!! jeff isnt looking too bad for his age...so go nicole!
Seen him on a talk show talkin' about a g.f. or fiance. Oh, well.
oh.my.god...That is a mental image I never needed to have - I'm going to go wash down with some battery acid and a wire brush after the heebie-jeebies that has given me.
Of course. Fly's always land on shit.
LOL ALISTAIR HENNESSY.
I love Jeff... He does have a huge cock and it is made like a baseball bat... it gets thicker as you go up to the head... A LOT of fun if you like those thrusts to take your breath away and then some hip swirls while deep inside.... Ummmm, anyway... I was just going to say he's a hottie to me... always has been... I'd hit it... I'd wrap him in three or four condoms but I'd hit it hard!!!! And by the way, who said HE does the choking...??? He may like to be choked a bit as he's cumming... It's nothing new...
I heard he has a massive, gargantuan schlonger..........like two coke cans end-on-end.......
SHA-WING!
I can see that skinny, skeletor, size-queen Nicole taking it and riding it like a champ......
Pigs........all of them.
LOVE me some Jeff! I'd hit it into next week! Jeff...call me
weren't there just rumors about her hooking up with Matt Dillon? Hmmm hard to believe any of this and who care really, she's so not worth it.
Spitty - she likes 'em Jewish cos she aint no shiksa heself
And for the record, I'm 17 and I'd suck his wee wee all day cos he's so fucking hot and screwable. Plus, he's got a large dong. Loves it! :D
TMI.
k first of all.. this is prob the most disturbing thing ive heard in a while. second... HE'S FUCKING 30 YRS OLDER THAN HER! he's old enuf to be her dad.
k ill stop talking now, bye pplz
NO dont do it nicole !!! not even for publicity it makes my tummy swirl yuckO
"Come into my parlor", said the spider to the Fly.
"Come into my parlor", said the spider to the Fly.
anonymous | 07.09.06 - 2:31 am | #
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how apropos! wish i'd thought of that line!!
.......and yes, i'd STILL hit it!
Goldblums overly affected "Math Scientists" roles creep me out. He's about 8 feet tall and is neurotic as a pack of Jack Russels. I'd slap him half way to hell if he showed up at my door. And Nicolle , shit , she's known for WHAT?? Her pussy Daddy , Lionel.
Nicole is looking hot again. She looks sexy in this pic. She puts Paris to shame now.
he likes younger women, my singing teacher's friend did a national tour with a young actress, and when they went to LA, the young actress met goldblum, and they got engaged. it didn't last, but supposedly, he's got a huge shlong, and he likes to screw younger women.
by far, this is the worst, weirdest, most sickening match up I've heard of in Hollywood. I wrote about it a few words as well, you can read it here:
http://www.celebslap.com/dear-diary/
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