I hereby Kname her Twattina.
Fugly
Smoky the Crankhead
Jezebel?
Firecrotch
I was going to say Jezebel! How about Whore?
'Rose'? Or 'Blows'?
Her name should be Ronetta. God I lovd that self-deluded bitch from AI.
Slag.
don't you need to lead a clean life to be into kablahblah? hell no can lohan do that.
Whore.
that guy is jerking off while she's trying to look all "sexy" for him, isn't he..........
Spaniel.
Just let her be known as 'cunt'
Cumbelina?
Please make her go away. I hate this chocha.
what about=
LA GARCE as a kabbhallah name!
CocoEena
"Trend-Fucker"
"Firecrotch"
"Blotchy"
She does know she's incredibly blotchy right?
that 2nd picture is about as desperate as it gets.
jesus, lohan, this planet has a fragile ecosystem. put your leg down before we all perish from the fumes.
Blohole
Cockpit
Glory Hole.
Cummydumpster
Vagasil.
Dirty Girl.
Escencia de Cunt
Has a nice ring to it!
Thought Jezebel, but now just think crotch crickets!
She has already been tagged FireCrotch, no?
No No, not "Rose" it should be "Blow up the Nose".
beautiful goddess is a appropriate name!
Dirty The Cuntbug
alors
beautiful goddess is a appropriate name!
joe | 07.07.06 - 12:58 pm | #
Somebody help joe - he is obviously delusional and may be a danger to himself and others.
Hosetta
Freakalina
BloHole
Cunnalinga
Cunty
Bagina
Milkweed
Bitch deserves if they steal all her money. sheesh
Nosebleed
"Only worth $7 million" sounds like a good name.
Hobag McNasty....oh wait, Kabbalah is Jewish. Hobag Nastystein.
Can someone tell me how to delete the homepage from next to my name?
Lickinzdickin
Comoniwannablowya
Iliketolickapeepee
ChEsther
KFrecklecrotch?
rose? More like BLOSE.
RoseBlowsNoseSnows
More like Gifted or brilliant
Oh, and I can't wait for Madonna sucking out the life of Lindsay. She already did it to Britney and now Lindsay is next.
I vote for a Hebrew name. Actually, I think I am inventing it right now: "Golemah". A feminized version of the Hebrew: "golem", meaning a big idjit, orig. meaning "homunculus" (think mud doll of Genesis).
WHORE
Massengill?
Hows about stunning girl?
or precious princess Lohan
Okay, I just went back and looked at the pictures again - is she doing a cheer?
OK, I think anon has gotten into some bad crack.
i call her the most unkosher meat i've ever seen.
Opium.
I never tire of drug references when it comes to LiLo posts.
Okay, I just went back and looked at the pictures again - is she doing a cheer?
mikki | 07.07.06 - 1:06 pm | #
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Gimmie an H! Gimmie an O! Gimmie an H! Gimmie an O! Gimmie an N! What's that spell?!! HOHAN!! HOHAN!!! GO FIRECROTCH!!!
boobs mcgee
A PERFECT HEBREU NAME=================================LA G A R C E
The amazing songstress.......Lovely!
Banana Fanny
Kankle-lina jizz hoe
LA GARCE IS PERFECT
Mulva
Succubus
Seriously...this is one dirty bitch. Rabbi's wouldn't sign off on this one, fo sho!
Slutty Steinberg
Pump-n-dump
has anyone sugested her name being "LLthegirlwhoisbetterthaneveryoneondlisted" ? lol!
crackwhore
firecrotch lol
BEAUTY QUEEN
Can someone tell me how to delete the homepage from next to my name?
Chef Ramsay | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 1:01 pm | #
I said this in some post before - can't remember which one! 'Homepage' comes up when you have something typed in the URL box. When I clicked it before, I saw your Beatles thing... I think you have to go to gravatar to change your avatar selection.
stacked wit ass lolz!
By the way, what the fuck is she doing in that picture where she has her leg kicked up? If there is a God, she'll do that move in a crowded club and get the shit kicked out of her when she hits another cranked out club kid.
Can someone tell me how to delete the homepage from next to my name?
Chef Ramsay | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 1:01 pm | #
Delete what ever is in the URL option
Come on people - think Hebrew or Biblical.
Rahab. The whore of Jericho. 
http://www.jewishencyclopedia.co...tid=71&
letter=R
Herpes the Love Bug
Skank sounds good
Whorebag sounds good
Cumrag sounds good
Slutty Ho sounds good
BEAUTY QUEEN
EVA LONGHORIA | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 1:12 pm | #
More like BEAST QUEEN!
Sensual yet enticing
Zeke | 07.07.06 - 1:14 pm | #
Oh yeah. Jezebel Rahab Gomorrah. There you go.
Herpes the Love Bug
pats | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 1:14 pm | #
Come on people - think Hebrew or Biblical.
Rahab. The whore of Jericho.
http://www.jewishencyclopedia.co...tid=71&
letter=R
Zeke | 07.07.06 - 1:14 pm | #
OMG that is so fucking funny your a genius!
Pajiba
Summers Eve
Naw im gonna stick with beauty queen....or maybe Beauty goddess!
loins of flame?
shit for brains
I formally name her talented yet misunderstood
Raspberry dirt-star!
HERPES LA GARCE
Slut
- eightball?
-call her "on the next flight to Colombia"
I am cokeful, I mean hopeful that she will do well in her endeavors with K-ball.
no it should be Beauty and the Yeast! Lohan being the beauty and her mother modonna being the yeast....infection!
no it should be Beauty and the Yeast! Lohan being the beauty and her mother modonna being the yeast....infection!
messy vagina?
Chef Ramsay | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 1:01 pm | #
You have to close this haloscan box go to Tools at the top of your internet browser..select Internet options...then delete cookies...It will deleate all your info, so you have to put in your name, email addy, etc...hope this helps
If this gal thinks she is so spiritual why does she smoke, do drugs, and jump from man to man!
Stupid fucking twenty-year old idiot.
...and we also get a free rabbinical school education this morning.
oops forgot to say..after you delete your cookies...reopen the haloscan box then enter in your info.....
on topic: Dirtstein as LoHo's new name
FireBlow
Obviously, instead of Rose, it should be Blows
Countess Cuntula
MaryJane
hell yeah!!! THANK YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!
If it's based on where you are born, how about we christen her "Kotex Box"?
cokie
Deluded
Nails 'n Rails?
"I vote for a Hebrew name. Actually, I think I am inventing it right now: "Golemah". A feminized version of the Hebrew: "golem", meaning a big idjit, orig. mMeaning "homunculus" (think mud doll of Genesis)."
-Jennifer
-second that!
actually I think she looks cute there. The pic is kinda far away so she looks good. (the 2nd one, not the weird one where she's got her leg in the air)
Wow it must be nice to be able to just sloth around a pool doing leg kicks, laying around with a bunch of guys, getting baked out of your mind and posing for the paparazzi all day.
Considering the Hebrew name for Rose is "Shoshanna," I think it's obvious what Lindsay's version should be:
Hoshanna.
Her name should be consistant with the truth, as well as movie dialogue. She is the incarnation of "MARY JANE ROTTENCROTCH". My 2nd Vote: "CRUSTY"...
Weird Belly Button! I still can't get over her belly button -- it's at her waist.
I hope she has her asthma inhaler handy, I'd hate to see her land in the hospital for another "attack." Or better yet as "accident" prone as she is I'd hate to see her reinjure her knee with those stupid high kicks.
Doorknob - everyone gets a turn
I bet her dance moves rival Elaine's from that Seinfeld episode.
Pudge - are you Dina Blohan?
was "easy cokehead whore" already taken?
we could call her "ez coke" for short.
Sinushole
she looks hot tho - and i like this bitch better than some of the other skanks.
that 2nd picture is about as desperate as it gets.
jesus, lohan, this planet has a fragile ecosystem. put your leg down before we all perish from the fumes.
tim | 07.07.06 - 12:55 pm | #
i cant stop laughing
Pudge - are you Dina Blohan?
JosiePie | 07.07.06 - 1:42 pm | #
Huh?
JIZZ TRAP
How about Turd Face?
Titty McFarts
I still think she's th hottest grrl on this planet.
jizzmeister.
Flosie
Pudge - I was just playing. You sounded maternal worrying about Linds's asthma and hurting herself doing high kicks.
Fellatio
Rose works for me.
Satan, who rises from the depths of firecrotch
SEXY BITCH!
Girl who makes dlisted ho's jelous!
You sounded maternal worrying about Linds's asthma and hurting herself doing high kicks.
JosiePie | 07.07.06 - 1:54 pm | #
I think we all know there is nothing maternal about Dina Blohan. If she were any kind of mother she'd get that wreck of a daughter in rehab. Or at least make her stay in her room for a few days. jesus this bitch is overexposed.
I wish i had her belly button! I love how its so high that when she wears lowrise jeans you can see all that space between her button and her crotch! Mines is so frickin low that its like 2 inches away from my pubs! I still prefer my ass to hers tho!
Pudge - I agree. They probably do lines together on a regular basis.
Maneater
what about little red minxy hood?
I still think she's th hottest grrl on this planet.
jack | 07.07.06 - 1:52 pm | #
So do most guys. Dlisted doesn't exactly represent our demographic.
I agree anon! Something about having a high belly button without having those fugly/manly hip lines is hot! girls with belly buttons right on their hip lines (the vertical lines pointing to your crotch) ALWAYS look bad in bikinis. Still loho could stand to gain some weight/muscle
I think disney angel worrks for me
she needs to stop spending so much goddamn time in the sun! and isn't this like the 5th day in row with pics from her at the beach or whatev??
Must be nice...
Wilmaskank
Cuntessa?
hahaha "Firecrotch"
Pityriasis Rosea - It appears as a rash that can last from several weeks to several months.
Girl who makes dlisted ho's jelous!
Anonymous | 07.07.06 - 1:57 pm | #
Lol look everybody the jig is up! Seriously who would be jelly of her? She is mildly talented has only worked with meryl streep, jane fonda, felicity huffman, Robert Altman, Sean Bean, Jaimie lee curtus, and she's only starring in a romantic comedy with Adrien Brody (my hubby) called speachless........Ok maybe we are jelly of this bitch but atleast were not crackheads!
Whore? Skank? Smokey Smokerson? Bitch? Thin White Line? The possibilities are endless!
Hose
Thunder Thighs? That bitch is chunky!
Milkweed
~ohmy~ | 07.07.06 - 1:00 pm | #
HEYYYYYY wtf
pretty
bootylicious
godlike
hood
sexappeal
perfect
dreamy
strong
successor to meryl streep
musical genious(ok that my be a little too far)
angelic heaven eyes
just to name afew
Freckles Galore...am I too late? has it been taken?
If not Detachable Boobies
She may be a slut bus she is not chunky! Bitch needs to eat a few hamburgers stat! I guess you want your women to look like nicole ritchie or in lamens terms 12 year old boys!
Well she's not as slutty as nicole or paris so i'll call her slut with hope!
Pickled Eggs
red head beauty.....but then again rose is pretty good.
Hose
Team exotic beauty!
Some of you freaks are losin it!!!! What about dangerously gorgous yet cunty?
Hannukah Cokenstein
i give kabbalah a new kname - Religion for Retards
Attractively gifted
Pretty with spunk
Gefilte, as in fish.
i give kabbalah a new kname - Religion for Retards
celebrity hater | 07.07.06 - 2:23 pm | #
"dumbella" for joining a fake religion, that tells her there is no sin.
baby biatch
she looks really hot in these pics
Yeah she looks hot as hell! Shes got some curves and her face is looking fresh like a 17 yr old is SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE
Carrot Top
hes got some curves and her face is looking fresh like a 17 yr old is SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE
she looks like a 10 year old boy with balloons on his chest
Kstink weed
Desperation...that's my choice. Lady Cocaine and Disney Princess are the runners-up.
sass hole
I just watched a video on TMZ showing the paparazzi swarming all over her at some strip mall in Malibu. Why would anyone find this idiot interesting. Who could give a shit that she went to some store in Malibu...for crying out loud - she's a no-talent arrogant little twit but for some reason there's a good portion of American society that finds her interesting. All of a sudden Brandon Davis is not looking so bad!
Fishy McCunty
Hebrew for whore = Zonah
Alternate word = Sharlilah
Either work for me.
Smudge.
pretty
bootylicious
godlike
hood
sexappeal
perfect
dreamy
strong
angelic heaven eyes
just to name afew
888lol | 07.07.06 - 2:15 pm | #
These bear repeating. She's hot, and only jealous olgres would deny it.
CUNTageous
I knew Firecrotch would come up but it had to be said.
Sara Goldfarb: [on her pills] Purple in the morning, blue in the afternoon, and orange in the evening. Just like that, one, two, three, four.
excuse me for spelling it wrong...it should be "CUNTagious"
Skank
Mars (the red planet). She's fierce so the whole God of War thing works for her.
She's trying SO hard for the paparazzi to notice her kabbalah bracelet. Her name should be firecrotch. This is the name she will always be remembered with anyway.
Mrs. Brandon Davis
why even bother with her???? she is a waste and will disappear from the spotlight
Pretty with spunk
george pheeney | 07.07.06 - 2:24 pm | #
Shouldn't that be "Covered with Spunk"?
FreckleFuck!!
i don't see what all the fuss is about on this little SKANK,she has the body of an 11 year old girl (eccept for her fakeass tits)no shape or curves anywhere ya lohan your tits came back after you put on 15 pounds.every woman who puts on a bit of weight grows perfectly shaped d cups....now go in the pink taca washroom and O.D already do us all a favour
Jizebel
firecrotch. This is the name she will always be remembered with anyway.
rotten egg | 07.07.06 - 3:06 pm | #
Sadly, that's true. Not only was she humiliated in front of the entire world by one of the most despicable men alive, now she has everyone talking about her pubic hair, and taking cheap shots on everything from her looks, her skin, her morals, and her hygiene. I would be mortified if I was in her situation. She really is an attractive girl, but she must feel lower than low with all abuse she has received.
"FreckleFuck!!"
I think her freckles are cute. Believe it or not, not everyone is impressed by white girls with crusty tans. I think they look funny and racially confused usually.
Jezebel is a great one. She is cute though. Slutty, but cute.
its rose
how about "White Trash Princess"
Princess Inflate-a-tit
Wasnt she like anorexic or something? Didnt they disappear?
Now ya see 'em, now ya dont.
Frecklecream!
I, too, dig the freckles. Orange skin is creepy.
Cokcha
Hose
Orange skin IS creepy. I don't know why actresses do it. They look like they rolled around in cheetos!
I say embrace what you got. Beautiful women come in all shades and they shouldn't go around dying their skin or bleaching it (common in parts of Asia) to look like someone else.
hose, duh.
i bet she will hook up with brandon davis... oh wait, he's not old enough for her!
i bet she will hook up with brandon davis... oh wait, he's not old enough for her!
celebrity hater | 07.07.06 - 4:11 pm | #
Word is, she is too old for him. There were always rumors about Brandon liking them young.....really really really young, and his rich family used to cover it up for him. If it's true, it explains his hatred of pubes.
herpes... should be her new name
Oh please this girl has curves and ass! She has a hot bod that looks sexy in bikinis! Just because americans are fat asses with rolls of fat dripping out their bikini bottoms doesnt mean that you have "curves". You bitches should call them "ripples" instead you fat fugly bitches!
Wow she has gotten fat as shit! Get back on your diet bitch.
Oh please now shes getting fat! The Bitch is practically PERFECT! She's got no rolls of fat and she still manages to have meat on her bones! Dont be mad cause you have petruding bones out your chest go back to ana.com you fucked up BIOTCH!
maneating firecrotch.
slutty dirtstar.
ginger vitus.
and really, could it be any more obvious she's "posing" for the papz?? too bad she didn't fall flat on her ass while doin' that high-kick...
Doofus Kooky fuckhead is her name!!!
Rose?
How about Hose?
Bag.
HoseBag
Hairy Gagdelene
Like any trailer park hottie, she should be named Tammie. With an "ie".
Amen to that, Will! Lohan's got a great body. All the bitches over here complaining are bitter hags.
Hoover.
octavia misslehorn
WHAT EXACTLY IS A FIRECROTCH? AND WHAT MAKES IT SO BAD? I THINK IT SOUNDS KIND OF WITCHY.
Summer's Eve
FIRE CLAM........just saying
Kname of Poppy.
Kname of Charlie
kname should be easy access...
Wilmer
Marice Firecrotch
Her new name should be "BOTOX" or "Botox B*tch".
Freckles Mcumster
Mary Katharine Gallagher
fire hoes
FIRECROTCHSTEIN. Hey, whats with the kick? Would any of you do that in front of someone your interested in? VOMITOUS!!!!!
HowdyDoody
http://www.howdydoodytime.com/
co...ollectibles.htm
These are so unoriginal. 99% of what you guys came up with are variations of all the things Fat Elvis already said. Fire, freckles, fire freckles. BORING.
The Jezebel one is funny though.
They should named her Coke.
should have*
Freckles Mcumster
Tang Wei Dong | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 8:36 pm | #
This is it.
These are so unoriginal. 99% of what you guys came up with are variations of all the things Fat Elvis already said. Fire, freckles, fire freckles. BORING.
The Jezebel one is funny though.
Anonymous | 07.07.06 - 9:59 pm | #
And you came up with?????
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SEVEN FOOT ClITORIS or
simply.......
CLITORIA
Her Kname should be...
"Thorn"
as in thorn in my fuckin' side every time I read yet another article on this quasi-talented, anorexic, borderline crack heaux.
Gamorah
celebrity religions PLEASE!
Redheaded Goddess who just needs to refind herself and refocus.
Anouka, that is a good one. I actually think she is a stunning girl. Hey, if I was 20 years old, gorgeous, rich and famous like her, I'd be dating, partying and shopping up a storm....and so wouldn't most of the people on this thread. I don't know why people are so judgemental about this 20 year old kid...it's not like you weren't ever young and did dumb/wild things.
Blose (rhymes with Rose)
How about 7-foot-freckled-clitorus-fire-crotch? Because, you know, no one has ever said any of those before.
Regards,
What Fat Elvis would look like after he vigorously jerked-of all weekend to beastiality themed porn and forgot to bath in the last year (AKA Brendan)
Dirty Sanchez
DOSE
Why is no one talking about that nasty skank-man standing next to her in the top pic? He looks like the ball of hair/soap scum that came up out of my bathroom sink when I used the plunger on it last time! Ick!
Blows.
the Blows.
Cumbalah
zyban side effects zyban side effects zyban side effects // hold em nicknames hold em nicknames hold em nicknames
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