She can make $4 mil somewhere else??
"oh yeah, and also for my daddy"
Talk to her again in 5 years.
IF YOU WANT TO WATCH MY FAT SMELLY COCK
IT IS NOWWW
CLIC ON THE LINK
In other words, we'll all get to see it eventually....
yeah, by letting daddy shoot you up the whazoo
Wasn't she waiting till marriage? Oops.
I AM JERKING NOW ON MY SITE
CLIC THE LINK FUCKERS
Whoever my love interest is AT THE MOMENT????
that chick's a fucking mess
Sure she can make $4 million elsewhere...
...Penthouse, Hustler, Chic, Juggs....
She can't even get 1000 people to show up at one of her "concerts".
She is a has-been who never was!
I love it that her concerts are empty. She is playing in arenas that hold 5000, but only 600 show up.
Sweet justice!
"Love interest? Yah...her dad.
Eeeeew!
i m just on my bed waiting for you on my smelly chat
DISCUTER EN DIRECT
i m just on my bed waiting for you on my smelly chat
DISCUTER EN DIRECT
Her love interest at the time? SKANK!!
Thanks Asslee. No one wants to see that shit anyway 
LOL 4 million for Ashlee.. I doubt it. I think someone is trying to keep her name in the press
What happened to the preacher's daughter thing. Now she is openly admitting she is slutting it up??
Thank God.
Daddy didn't put a promise ring on her? Should have gotten that nose job sooner....
Yeah right!! I give her and daddy 5 months before he realizes she has no singing talent....
Playboy said that they have never offered anyone 4 million dollars. Maybe they offered $400,000.
You are all aware that her rhinoplasty was due to her shredded septum not the bump on her nose right? Actually, she had a bump but not on her nose, in it. This bitch hoovered more coke than Blohan could ever dream of!!!!!!!!1
Would someone please offer her 4 million to go away?
i hate that this piece of shit can actually say "i can make 4 mil somewhere else" urg...someone shoot me!
liar!!! four million and she passed it... watta loser
four million... dream on
hurling while typing
Stay out of the recording studio and you would be priceless.
Wasn't she waiting till marriage? Oops.
Lucielle | 07.07.06 - 2:56 pm | #
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did she actually say that?
I AM JUST ON MY BED WAITING ....
i think she's cute
*hiding*
Stay out of the recording studio and you would be priceless.
everydayjaneblow | 07.07.06 - 3:06 pm | #
Now that was funny!
but she can't sing.
SHE SHOULD BE FLATTERED THAT ANYONE BESIDES HER FATHER WOULD WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT....HER AND HER SISTER ARE LIKE MICHEAL AND LATOYA THE SAME PERSON IS WHAT I AM SAYIN'...AND REALLY ISN'T ONE TOO MUCH AS IT IS..AND THE 4 MILLION, COME ON YOU AREN'T MAKING THAT WITH YOUR CRAPPY TUNES.
not that anyone would ever believe her, but at least she's not claiming to be a virgin.
omg, though she has gotten totally hotter...she just said that she's a hoe. read her quote again. sweet.
nothin like a hot hoe!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU REALLY LOVE THAT CONNASSE
STUPIDS!!
MY COCK IS PEEING
I M SO HOT
ill give the bitch five if she goes away permanently
i know most of you would throw in money in that pool toget her away...
she need a chin job...
bitch, shut up and get naked
i don't believe this... in no way is this ho's boobies over $4 to look at... go away & die now simpsons..
there is no way in hell Playboy offered her $4 million to pose nude, mabey $4 million not to sing. now that i would chip in a few bucks.
Playboy does not even offer $1 million to hot chicks (in their prime) ie Carmen Electra,Stacey Keibler or Pam Anderson,so Popa Joe Simpson is up too his old tricks again..WHAT A DOUCHEBAG FAMILY the Simpsons are.in a year or two they'll be on E "where are they now special
who goes to her concerts???
i know fags are not diggin her.. who is giving her money
hey folks I have not forgotten her low class moves at McDonalds in canada...
I M WET AND I M GONNNA PUT A
i agree this family is sooo white and sooo delusional...
hey folks I have not forgotten her low class moves at McDonalds in canada...
regreta | 07.07.06 - 3:16 pm | #
that was the moment that i decided to hate celebrities. this little cunt ruined it for everyone.
"christian?"
NOT!
loser ex-minister pimping out his daughters....SLUTS!
Basically, whom ever she is at the moment, will see her body. Ashlee you such made it clear that you are a slut. Showing your body to strange men you are sleeping with.
Huh...slut!
Maybe she and her pops can do a spread in Daddy Fuckers magazine. Gotta be worth something.
More coke than Blohan, lol.
The Simpson family are just useless. At least the Jacksons gave us a few good songs over the years. Let's start a rumour that they are related to OJ Simpson, maybe that will destroy them once and for all!
Oh please, bitch can barely get attendance when she plays the Artichoke Festival in Lodi, CA
Whoever my love interest is AT THE MOMENT????
Anonymous | 07.07.06 - 2:57 pm | #
That's what I said. So basically whatever dude she happens to like at the moment gets to see it. Which means a number of guys probably have.
"and that's the only person who gets to see it."
yeah nice puppet and throwing your voice Dad. =(
MY COCK IS DAZZLING OOOO
Not only is she a slut, but she's a conceited slut. Not cool ho.
Can you imagine her having sex and making those strange faces and sticking out her tongue like she always does?
I'm surprised that there are 600 people out there that listen to her music.
Whoever my love interest is AT THE MOMENT????
Anonymous | 07.07.06 - 2:57 pm | #
i bet Braxton REALLY loved that one!
She is a bitch in real life. McDonalds is one of many examples. If it wasn't for her sister, thats where she would be working now.
That girl is a wizard-worker queen at truck stops as she tours.. She doesn't need the publicity or to give it away free.
She's sporting some major wonky eye in that photo...
her boyfriend must love that comment
"my love interest is at that moment"
I like how she says, at that moment. She wouldn't want anyone assuming it might be a long term love interest. Just a moment kinda thing.
I take it she's not a virgin...
http://imnotobsessed.com/
EW LOOK AT THE PARIS PICTURE!!!!!!!
Fun with the English language.
yeah SURE 4 million to see her! whateva PB sucks ass anyways it's lame--"what to buy" "what's in" a few naked chicks thrown in along with some jokes! pure crap it is I bought the damn thing for my bf b-day! how is she going to make 4 mil elsewhere if she cant even sell out concerts? yeah she looks better but still not PB material!! 4 mil for ANGELINA JOLIE for sure I'll buy PB then!
I don't even like looking at her with clothes on much less naked
that bitch has a lazy eye!
and where's my damn avator? i've been waiting for yrs! not just a few weeks I feel like a plain jane 
what is the mcdonalds incident. i think i missed that.
what is the mcdonalds incident. i think i missed that.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QRCPk...%20mcdonald%
27s
she got drunk and acted like a bitch to the mickey d's workers
I know.. it makes me sick to think that this talentless skank can make four million doing anything.
we'll just wait and see.
Oh I just watched that McDonald's thing. gRrrrr. They should have called the cops on her ass. ugh.
JackRyan @ 3:45
EWWWWW! I'm trying to have my lunch here. I can smell the herpes from the computer screen. Her bagina looks like it's been beaten with barbed wire.
whatever.
She is such a fucking idiot. She just signed on to be the face/body of Victoria's Secret's new line for younger women. So we are basically going to see your body anyway.
She wants us to think she has class, but we all know she and daddy are hungry for cash and attention. That whole family is sad.
goodbye playboy, hello surreal house.
JackRyan 3:45
Eeeeewwww! I kinda looks like what I imagine a pornstar's gynie looks like after a gangbang with 25 monster cocks.
She could make $4 million somewhere else? That skank couldn't make minimum wage at McDonald's if she didn't have a sister named Jessica!
Love interest of the moment? Slutty?? A lot slutty!
I meant IT kinda looks like...not I
That picture was so horrible, it caused me to lose my typing ability.
NYCGrl-Your avatar of Eric Bana is the hotness. He was so freakin' delicious in Troy 
Ewww the pictures are all fucked up!
Fuck Playboy. She's holding out for Swank!
key words in the quote.....'at the moment' i love how she describes who gets to see her body...her guy of the moment, bet her bf is lovin that!
""I can make $4 million somewhere else. My body is for me and for whoever my love interest is at that moment, and that's the only person who gets to see it."
You tell 'em, gorgeous!
Black Velveteen | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 4:19 pm | #
I know. I hated Orlando Bloom's character for being such a pussy and letting my Eric fight his battles and die.
Is she trying to dance in that pic?
Why does she always make that "last kid left on the short bus" face?
Shit, I'd take $4 and a GC to Chuck E. Cheese to pose nude. Bitch should've taken the offer, she'll never see that kind of money in one lump sum again.
she would pose if papa joe wouldn't be ashamed
"...oh, and my dad"
The fact that a former minister can make scads of cash of his daughter's acting and being trashy is disgusting. I never liked Asslee or her sister for their questionable "talent" or mannish looks, but I would have a tiny bit of respect for them if they (or Jessica at least) had kept their moral standards. Not even saying that I agree with any of that, but if you want to stand for something, stand by it.
Yeah, she asked for 4 million, but their price was $40.00, they asked Jessica but she turned them down, the funny thing about it is according to I'm not obsessed, the reps for Playboy magazine never approached this twit to pose for them and they said if they did they wouldn't have given this ugly hack 4 million!!!
Maybe she was holding for four brazilian dollars......she's not exactly smart. And who would actually pay her for those pics?
I am very happy that I am not her or her love interest.
Michael - I'm afraid to ask. What's a GC?
I think GC means gift certificate.
...whoever my love interest is at that moment
There are a lot of "moments" in a day, a week, a month, a lifetime. A lot.
Does she have a lazy eye in this pic?
she still needs a boob job and a chin job..
She'll do it the moment her "career" is going down.
She's not like Ali Landry or anything. But she will be doing a Candid-Camera type show once her singing job flops, but I think it already has. She did start acting on some WB or UPN show like Summerland. I don't know what it was. But lets face it. If Heff didn't love Assless Simpson he wouldn't have offered her 4 million. I hope people will show up to her concerts just to riot. Just like Guns N' Roses. People can say "you lip-syncing b*tch!".
her body is for the person of "the moment" lolxinfinity - she's a dumb dumb
She can make "$4 million somewhere else"? I had no idea medical research paid so well.
this chick is so funny....and deluded.....
Shed be lucky to get $ 4 thousand out of Hef, who wants to see her boring ass?
could she put her face under the same type of contract? For her and whoever her love interest is at the moment...wow. what standards. she is a fab role model.
I'm sorry dudes and dudettes, but she looks Totally H.O.T. I know she's a fake and a liar and a whiner but she still looks totally hot.
her nose is getting bigger already!
No, Jessica was the one swearing virginity til marriage. Ashley never said all that, but that last comment says alot.
The Simpsons is OK to me.
Please do it for your fans Ashlee!!! You are blessed with a perfect body and should share it with everyone.
she still needs a boob job
fuck no, her boobs are amazing. implants would just make them look plastic and fake.
So ugly...
WOW! Posted on http://www.scoopity.com
LOLHer nose is getting bigger already!
she sure can't make 4 million through ticket sales. Rolling Stone's said that (surprise surprise) she's been booked for her summer tour into arena's that are too large - and her ticket sales are as 'cold as ice.'
*tear*
Thank god.
I don't really care for Ashlee all that much, so I don't know why I'm even bothering. What's wrong with her quote? She's young and I doubt she's looking to get married. She's had other boyfriends and I'm sure she realizes that just because she's in love with Braxton doesn't mean it's forever. Most people here have been with at least two people, I'm sure, so whoever you were with was that person you wanted to be with at that time. It doesn't make her a slut to say that.
Not that I am in any way saying she isn't one, she is for all I know. I just don't see why people put so much into a couple of words.
the only reason joe forced the "virginity" thing on jessica was because he has always known that she was his meal ticket,he didnt want her "damaged", he knew he couldnt get anywhere with ashlee, she has nothing- no beauty, no talent-nothing
That skainkbiscuit ought to be ELATED someone offered her the type of money that folds and not the kind that clinks.
I would call her a $2 heaux, but I'd expect change back.
This quote can't be real, because that offer of 4 mil ain't real.
She's trying to tell us she's a slut.
no sir, i don't like it
I realize this is an unpopular view, but I think she looks totally cute and hot now!
Playboy released a statement just saying that they never have or would make ANYONE an offer of 4 million.
Ashlee's people's statement just said that 'an offer was made and turned down'.
You just know it was the Simpson clan that started the rumor in the first place. YOU KNOW IT!
is she talking abou joe simpson
she looks really good now.
she'll be singing a different (out of) tune in a couple years when the gravytrain runs out.
who in the hell is paying to see her now in the first place???
Bend over, I'll show you $4 million.
Not that I am in any way saying she isn't one, she is for all I know. I just don't see why people put so much into a couple of words.
Romai | 07.08.06 - 1:37 am | #
BECAUSE SHE AND HER ENTIRE FAMILY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SELF-PROCLAIMED CHRISTIANS...
CHRISTIANS DO NOT HAVE PREMARITAL SEXUAL RELATIONS, AND ONLY HAVE SEX WITH ONE PARTNER/HUSBAND.
ARE YOU AWARE THAT HER DID IS/WAS A MINISTER?
THE BODY IS THE TEMPLE...AND IF YOU ARE A LOUD & PROUD XTIAN, YOU DON'T "SHOW IT" AROUND LIKE THAT!
The "Pet of the Month" receives 250,000 , a car, lots of clothes and a modeling contract. Anyone that thinks Asslee could rate $4 Mil is delusional. She looks like she smells of urine and cigars and she does. Papa Joe does her doggy.
and my plastic surgeon.
Talk to her again in 5 years.
Sbeetle | 07.07.06 - 2:55 pm | #
That's being kind isn't it? I was gonna say 6 months.
Talk to her again in 5 years.
Sbeetle | 07.07.06 - 2:55 pm | #
That's being kind isn't it? I was gonna say 6 months.
Glen | 07.09.06 - 9:50 am | #
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More like two weeks!
hey shes wearing jessicas simpsons top that she wore about 3 years ago to some awards show! busted!
this is some bullshit...total publicity stunt managed by papa joe, who's up there with dina blohan in "most fucked up parent managers ever".
i can't stand this poser--she can't sing, she's skinny as a rail, and way too conceited. she's also full of shit--ie her not owning up to her obvious nose job.
i can't wait for the whole simpson clan to be on "where are they now?" cuz hopefully at that point they'll all be in hell.
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