snuh
and meh
those photoshop pictures actually look real.
Eva has a mole or a zit on her ass. I don't like that.
wtf... why do all these guys wanna hook up with that tranny jessica simpson??
I thought Zach was with Mandy Moore
"was" is the correct word mishma
I wish there were pix of Chloe with a shaved head.
So many dirt-stars, so little-tongue!
Oh well, Mandy is about as exciting as a quivering plate of week old flan.
Although she is a mental giant compared to Jessucka
But I believe Mandy doesn't put out, so I guess he is doing the smarted thing
i will not be able to watch scrubs, which i love, if he hooks up with that skank. i once saw a cute pair of shoes, but when i saw they were hers, had to put em back. cannot stand her.
I thought Zach was with Mandy Moore
broke up recently
I must say I'm disappointed in Stacey Dash. She seems like such a classy, scandal-free chick, then she fucks it up by dropping her draws for Playboy. Ugh 
damn gary coleman, you never cease to crack me up!!
wha wha my lover braff best not get with chestica. gross!
Isn't Stacy Dash in her late 40s?
You know th O face. That is a pic of Ms. Alba's "vom" face.
fashiongoof, yes. And has a 16yo son I think too.
Oh and supposedly wrote an email to Perez denying the breakup after he scooped it...(?)
Mandy supposedly wrote to Perez, damn I am retarded this week
Isn't Stacy Dash in her late 40s?
fashiongoof | 07.07.06 - 4:27 pm | #
Actually I think she's 40 on the dot.
James Blunt needs to die.
Did I just that?
Sorry kids, "Beautiful" just came on the radio and I am listening to it for the same reason you press on an ouie till it hurts, cuz I am a sick bitch.
Did everyone take today off? 
These girls are obviously whores hired to take care of Osama's troops! The key is the troops are not permitted to look at their face(s) whilst fucking them good and proper. Therefore, Kelly Clarkson would be perfect for this job. Perhaps if Kelly's LANE BRYANT job falls through, she can implant a microphone into her pussy and make music while Osama's troops are trying to make babies with her.
Gunnar is not a fag!
I hate James Blunt and Beautiful.
is it "beach butt" or "beach bones"?
jessica alba apparently doesn't eat, she admitted to having a disorder a while back, didn't she?
and who says mandy moore doesn't put out?? thats the same as hilary saying she's saving herself for marriage...*snort*
James Blunt literally makes my skin crawl. Then I saw the video and it all fell into place for me. Listening to Beautiful is like standing on the edge of cliff with the sensation/impulse to jump. Except replace "cliff" with commode and "jump" with vomit, but you get the idea
I thought Zach and Mandy were engaged, they've called it off now? Jessica Alba always looks awful IMO. Those are some horrible looking asses.
Scorpio - Zach and Mandy have been off for about two months now. Story is she caught him cheating.
Because, see Mandy doesn't put out
Bwhahahaha
No, she sucks dick with less skill than Paris
LA | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 4:43 pm | #
Oooh, that was naughty of him! He is too talented for her boring ass. I love Zach on "Scrubs" and "Garden State" was a good effort from someone so young.
Great photoshopped pic!!!
I'm going to say Jessica, then Eva & then Lindsay. Lindsay's butt looks like a little kids.
And who cares if Chloe has hair or not? She still wouldn't be attractive. No offense Chloe, but you're just not. You remind me of myself in Jr High.
No, she sucks dick with less skill than Paris
mishma | 07.07.06 - 4:45 pm | #
Lol, that was the most lacklustre cocksucking ever. You only suck dick like that when you blatantly want someone to dump you, but you're too apathetic to tell them.
It's called a job Paris, you'd better work bitch!
And this whole time LA I thought that was you in your avatar.
It sooooo boring on the internets today, all my fave spots are lagging. I guess everyone has mentally clocked out already..
me too, oops 
I'm surprised there are no comments on Nick Beyeler!
i'm also disappointed in stacey dash.actually i'm just disappointed in women period.
Scorp - I need to see Garden State. Scrubs has some of the finest writing in television. Sometimes I can't believe where they go with their dialogue, it's so great.
oops and nucking futs - That's Stevie Nicks circa around 1975. But I thank you!
Chloe S. is just plain fugly, long hair or no hair.
Zach Braff is hideous, too.
LA-your other stevie avvies look like stevie nicks, but for some reason this one not so much. ps. i liked your deconstruction of the toothy tile mystery.
Hey, put those three together and you may just get a normal sized ass. Just maybe.
Can't say the same for their brains though. Not like it matters.
stacey, nooooo!!!!
she looks good for 40 tho...
nucking futs - That was Stevie back in the earliest of days, seriously over 30 years ago.
Re: Toothy Tile... Yeah, I'm like the Derrida of gossip.
Re: Toothy Tile... Yeah, I'm like the Derrida of gossip.
What the hell does Derrida of gossip mean?
Derrida.
Uh oh. High-brow alert!
call me crazy, but looking at this pic makes me long for a girl with a real booty...
Jessica's gone black now.
would someone please fill me in on the toothy deconstruction, please
love the nicks avi, too...she had that je ne sais quoi back then
Starfish: go to LA's homepage, she gives a concise cliffnote account of the legend of toothy tile(i.e. jakey g being gay according to ted casablanca from e tv)
excellent, thanks!
hard bony ass is not hot....and i want to know who paid good money for chloe's greasy locks....
I bet Jessica was pre-op when she met Nick, and that's why she waited so long before she let him fuck her... oh who am I kidding, she was probably still a dude when they hooked up.
Ok the next ass on this website better be a MANS!
yuck. women.
starfish - I see you've found your answer...
anon 5:51 - Derrida is the father of deconstrutionism, and nucking futs mentioned my deconstruction of Toothy Tile; thus, the reference. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Derrida
brent - you know you love it.
That SexyBack shit sounds horrible.
Anyone who was a regular Sassy reader will remember when Chloe shaved her head!
I bet Stacey Dash at 40 looks better then the barely there butt in the air crew!
In Hollwood looking Hungry is so cool....Lovely!
Alba and Eva, Lindsay has no ass in the first place.
I've seen a few of those Nick Beyeler pics, but that's the first time I've saw his ween.
Ick. Naked guy is circumcised.
Hugh Laurie's Bitch is a man, baby!
Celebrity hater is a pre-op loser!
Lindsay has an ass, it's just she's not arching her back primed to take it doggy style like Jessica and Eva are; they look like pros. Apparently what's his face didn't school Lindsay well enough on form when he introed her to sex
****not crazy about those hiniessss***
i love a good nerdy guy but Zach Braff just does not do it for me.
Please don't put gross Lindsay in the same pic as these beautiful women.
Um, has anyone seen the size of naked guy?!-He's lovely and huge!Yums.
pick a slot, any slot.
****not crazy about those hiniessss***
VIP
lol!!! albatross is gross and im sorry, eva has my vote. albas head is so big she reminds me of that episode of south park where mr mackey dropped acid and his head turned into a balloon. shes such an egotistical pile of 10 story soiled tampons.
GIMME EVA!!!!!!!
and sorry, blohan looks hot too
and hell yea alba is UGLY!!!!
ijust checked out the "jessica alba looks ugly when she eats" and she is just one fugly filthy skeezebot sent back in time to bore the living fucking hell out of me.
You know th O face. That is a pic of Ms. Alba's "vom" face.
mishma | 07.07.06 - 4:27 pm
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! she IS vomit!!! *laughing so hard!!!!*
that was awesome, mishma!!!
Jessica Alba always looks awful IMO. Those are some horrible looking asses.
Scorpio Shamparlay
YES! you hit the nail on the head. now if we could only actually FIRE a nail INTO her ugly fat head.....
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