Oi
WWWHHHYYYY????????
Where's the fucking Clorox for my eyes?
I'm blind.
What is with that yellow thing? I'm confused.
dear god...
oh fuck. anyone have a grapefruit spoon? i think its time to remove my eyeballs.
Who's the firecrotch now!!!!
You know you all want to suck on that
I just can't go there!!! Nope, won't do it.
If she insists on not wearing underwear, can't she spend that $$ learning how to enter/exit a car without showing her snatch?
Courtney - it's her thong missing her nasty bagina lips.
Wow...that's some fugly bagina!
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this twat? Doesn't she understand the fundamentals of wearing underwear? It's really not that hard to get the cloth to actually cover your vagina.
OMG IS THAT, IS IT...A TAMPON STRING? NASTY
Well at least she's wearing red dots so nothing will show.
GROSS!!!!! Why is the world so fascinated by this worthless piece of trash? Enough already!
Courtney - it's her thong missing her nasty bagina lips.
Poor thing's trying so hard to get away. EWWWWWWWWWWW
the yellow thing must be her thong...looks like a piece of yarn
OMG!!!!!!!
It hangs low... 
HER TAMPON STRING! OMFG!
Is that a tampon string? Gross.....this girl always has to show her snatch to the world. God help what ever child comes out of there.
Wait.....I think that's Jimmy Hoffa!!!!
I chose to keep my lunch, thank you.
The crabs have been photoshopped off.
I'm suprised her underwear doesn't disintegrate as soon as it touches her acidic cooch.
My guess is a tampon string
I am surprised that her infested vag dosn't look nastier. The guy next is so drunk, he's oblivious. "Whoa, dude, what's that smell"
Paris: "giggle...see"
the yellow thing is a play structure for the crabs
Rol Rol - That is her freaking TAMPON STRING!
People who have not looked - DON'T DO IT!
i thought it was a tampon string, too.
or, a nightcrawler.
look at those lips!
OMG Is that a tampon string? I thought it was undies to but it looks like its coming out of her...
It looks like a nut sack.
yellow thing: dried up jizz? 
oh, stop!
Actually that's a pretty ropey tampon string but then again, not for tampons made especially for the grand canyon
A glimpse into hell Thanks for ending the day with a laugh MK.
It's not the years, it's the mileage...
mk, ur killing me...
KILLING ME!!! 
*claws my eyes out*
mishma - that's probably an industrial grade tampon.
tampon strings ARE NOT YELLOW. any female knows this. idiots.
That thing looks hella beat up.
wakka wakka wakka -
They are when it's dried blood...
omg, I just threw up in my mouth a little.
paris is too dumb to know how to put on underwear correctly
Is it me or does the vag resemble the dried fruits your grandparents force on you at Christmas time? Couldn't you just rip a few chunks out and make a splendid fruit cake? It's a good thing!
...and her fingers ain't that pretty either...
No underwear,not surprised this whore is nasty
The grand canyon, so accurate. That's a really close close-up, it's the string.
I really never thought she could gross me out more than she or anyone has in the past. Congrats Paris, you're the sickest person I've heard of.
That things looks like my dogs nutsack
It sure is roast beefy.
Beef Drapes = It's What's For Dinner
i don't think thats a tampon string, btw...it looks like her g-string is simply off center.
...cannot believe i just analyzed this whores vag *vomits*
Oh Dear.
ewwwww I just barfed a lot.
Lunch....oh....gone.
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaarf
Why don't I pay attention to warnings?
paris is trying to start another new trend like the half-glove. instead of the red kablahblah string, she has her own yellow one.
What's it with this cunt always showing her cunt?
i'll concede. it's most definitely a tampon string. and, they will yellow when nasty discharge dries up on it...come on guys..your clean up rags get kind of crusty and yellow after they've dried up a bit, don't they?
It's not a tampon string, unless they make them with lace on the sides now...
LOOK: http://img404.imageshack.us/img4.../6263/
ew2ug.jpg
The things I do for you people!
It's her underwear. She hasn't learned where the crotch goes yet. Or maybe the person next to her was diddling her in the car and she didn't have time to adjust her panties yet.
Her vag also looks like a newborn rodent, clawing, blindly to daylight and safety
it's hard to see the screen through all of the tears flowing from my eyes
Roast beef and cottage cheese. Yum.
Thank God that picture didn't come with Scratch-N-Sniff.
That is truly disgusting, why are her cooch lips so baggy and low hanging? She should be taut down there at her age! MK needs to re-post that gynae picture for some light relief.......
thanks baby, all i could see is a black hole, but i believe you.
hmmmm...her bagina resembles an old sponge. *wretch*
the string is from her yellow thong and lastly it looks meaty down there.
Maybe I would finger it with a plastic glove. LOL!
i agree that it's panties. why would the tampon string be going UP???
can i have something to gouge out my own eyeballs now please.
i bet she only buys lace tampons
OMG baby safe plush--you need to print a warning on that shit
Not funny spitty, this is your life you're talking about here!
What is that strange depression in her skin next to the alleged tampon string, fugly g-string? A birthmark? Herpes? Syphilis? An unidentified std?
I don't think it was originally yellow...
Her vag also looks like a newborn rodent, clawing, blindly to daylight and safety
mishma | 07.07.06 - 5:04 pm | #
OMG, it so does! When they're still in the bald stage. Ewwww.
Good Lord. It's bulging like a pregnant woman who has vaginal vericose veins.
She probably likes to get a little anonymous action in the club hence the easy access panty.
I think I would have to finger it anonymously but no more than that. 
Blech! Does this post have smell-o-vision? Cuz I swear I feel woozy after seeing that pic.
*stabs hot pokers in eyes* AAAAAAARGH!
oh my gaw
It has been said before but I must express this too, I cannot believe I am disecting a vagina picture, especially a vag picture that is so horribly freakishly wrong.
Kind of like a car wreck...
Good God what a nightmare. Her G-string is off to one side because her bits and pieces are so stretched and flappy they hang down. There is also a wart on her knuckle.....she is vile and this is worthy of a good vommit.
best thread EVER
I think I just hurled a little in my mouth...
that s a HOT pussy !!!!!!!!
Her fingernails look chewed off, clearly it was she doing the she bop
tampon strings ARE NOT YELLOW. any female knows this. idiots.
wakka wakka wakka | 07.07.06 - 5:00 pm | #
wakka3 - They are if you pee on them. Remember about six months ago when she wet herself? Looks like Paris his bladder control problems, but her Serenity pads don't work well with her Kitson outfits.
It waved to me.
can you imagine having to give her a brazillian wax? she's so stupid that she'd leave the tampon in and expect it to be taken out for her. then she'd try to autograph it.
Anyone for some hair pie?
is that paris? hope so, so i can laugh, and secondly this must be a man, because that looks like a mini-dick, lol
hey LA, who's that in ur grav?
always wondered...
Paris is too lazy to do her own coke, what makes you think she would take the necessary effort to reach a bathroom?
Sshhhhh, I think it's saying something...
I haven't looked yet, but I feel tempted.
It looks like the guy whipped his d*ck out and she's looking at it. He was probably fingering her and she didn't have time to re-adjust her undies.
That still doesn't explain why her gynie is so nasty looking. I imagine it's what a 75 year old porn star's gynie looks like.
JESUS: My computor monitor just cracked into a thousand pieces.
What vaggie...is timmy stuck in the well, no? he's stuck in you! Ok, girl, I'll get help, I'll call the land excavating company, just hold on girl
No she didn't.
we got white pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy.
It's Stevie Nicks, foxy, a very young Stevie, before the heroin...
Sorry LA
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
hhhhhhhhh.
I have to go read the bible now.From cover to end.
even drunk tara covered her cous cous
The goggles, they do nothing...
I lightened the pic up with Picassa and it's definitely NOT a tampon (although I thought it was at first too). Why can't she wear something underneath? Easy it all about easy access? Do y'all think my sweet Ashlee would go au natural like this, too? I wonder.
What vaggie...is timmy stuck in the well, no? he's stuck in you! Ok, girl, I'll get help, I'll call the land excavating company, just hold on girl
mishma | 07.07.06 - 5:18 pm | #
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YOU CRAZY! rotflmao
does...
your...
vag hang low,
does it wobble to and fro...
anyone know the rest of this song?
ouch. that's a painful way to wear a thong.
Haha b-girl, I once did a stint at Trader Joes and some old dude asked where the cous cous was and I just about clobbered him until a co-worker intervened
The more you know!!!
can't she keep her knees together?!!
thanks mishma...she's totally unrecognizable...
she did heroin??
You could bake bread in that yeasty twat.
Oh for fuck sake!
Um, actually, more hellish than that ("it" doesn't look too bad... what?) is the guy with the messed-up nose job next to her.
What the fuck is that?
Good Gawd Gurdy what a gash!
Pete Burns doesn't have lips that big.
Thank God that picture didn't come with Scratch-N-Sniff.
RS'sET | 07.07.06 - 5:04 pm | #
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LMAO!!
She's disgusting...and sadly, this isn't the first time her nasty vag has been seen while sitting in her car. I've seen some other "firecrotch shots" of her wretched puzz while getting out of her car.
*vomits*
That is NOT underwear. That is just left over toilet paper remnants she that got all sticky from the cum juices...
I agree with LA, she probably pissed herself before showing her ill fitting yellow underwear and whiskerly PenisPatio.
I think so foxy, I know she got clean off something either coke or h and gained a lot of weight but in the expose book. "You'll Never Eat Lunch in this Town Again" the author describes at an awards ceremony when entering the ladies room after seeing Stevie exit, she found bloody works in the sink
Can you tie it in a knot?
Can you tie it in a bow?
That is DISGUSTING.
Friday.....it's fish day!!
I think I'm gonna puke.
Seriously, What the hell?
designer tampon string--different color for every day of the week. Or a fungus of some sort . . .
brent, i swear i know that guy...he looks so familiar...
oh i know!! he's always hanging out in front of the liquor store down the street, drunk as hell...
Will you eat it on a train? Will you eat it on a plane? No, I do not like green eggs and ham.
It's what's for breakfast
Oh.My.Fucking.GOD! Why did I click on that link? Jeeze..I don't know what I was expecting to see, but that wasn't it! I guess I didn't scroll down far enought to see the first pic otherwise I never would have gone there
And what kind of thong is she wearing?!?! because last time I checked they don't have string in the front and the back...where the hell is the little triangle of fabric that is supposed to be our last line of protection against this horrid site?!?!?!
foxy that's um Harvey Kormach (Kortell) something, he was on the Carol Burnett show and in the movie Blazing Saddles, which I think the pic is from
I have seen her twat in pap pics about four times. One time was when she was on the red carpet and she lifted up her dress.
seriously - doesn't she care?
thank you chelsea!! that woulda bugged me all day...
mishma, i had no idea; i don't really know too much about nicks except she sounds like farm animal, at best...she has a couple of good songs tho.
sorry LA.
ewwww, that's snatchatory rape!
shit hahah
foxy_bronx_chic | 07.07.06 - 5:29 pm |
Seriously. He looks like a fucked up Patrick Swayze look-alike. Or a serial killer on crack. Whatever, I always confuse the two.
Why does she do this again and again...?
After this:
http://people.freenet.de/stuffpi...aris-
Hilton.jpg
You would think she's buy some underwear. Skankyyyyyyy
oh!!
and here we are badmouthing stevie nicks.
oops.
that bagina has been OVER USED!
There's no way that's a tampon string. Any female would know that.
Is that the guy from that show Blowout? What's his name Jonathan?
Pearly, that image had slowly faded from my psyche.
It took 2 years and therapy.
Thanks for refreshing my memory.
*shudders*
foxy and mishma- it's cool. I know not everyone's a Stevie fan. Me, have been for 30 years. Yeah, it's Stevie back in the early- to mid-70s. Honestly, I don't think heroin was ever her drug. She was a serious coke freak and then moved on to rx pills like Vicodin and Ativan and such. She's been out to Betty Ford. She's pretty candid about her drug use.
brent - That guy has had way more than his nose done. His eyes have been lifted and his lips look like they have had collagen. Good call. I hadn't even noticed him before.
Why does she do this again and again...?
--------------------------------------
Well everyone's seen it at this point, so I guess she doesn't give a shit.
PHOTO SHOP
brent | 07.07.06 - 5:33 pm
lol
but i really think he's a makeup artist; i swear i've seen him on america's next top model...or at least the fourfour review.
**faints**Eeewww!!
That guy actually has a bizarre Ryan Seacrest vibe, too.
Okay, against my better judgment, I enlarged the picture, and I now agree it's not a tampon string but elastic from her thong.
Must cleanse my eyes with bleach now.
You can smell the herpes right through the computer screen. Damn, that is one ugly bagina. Looks like some dog chewed it up and spit it out.
Michael K that is some NASTY SHIT- damn!! my eyes!!!
Gawd..the least she could go is go get a manicure...yuck...
its not a g-string... its not a tampon... its...
A TAPEWORM!!!!
Poofy Pussy
Such a class act.
i cant believe it, i actually gagged, that's disgusting.
it really looks like a scrotum.
Whoever has the misfortune of doing her brazilian waxing must have to first cover the entire room in one of those giant aprons used during x-rays, then make sure everyone is safely out of the building. After that they probably have to slip into a NASA-commissioned space suit with special gloves. Then after the job is done they have to quarantine the area until a special squad comes in to spray a combination of pesticides, acid bath and tetanus shots. Then the place needs to be closed for three days until it's ready for another human.
that is just vile.
TGIF...I have the weekend to recover from looking at that.
LA-I love Stevie, nice avatar. 
Reminds me of a tree I saw recently. Has Ping been here?
why is that not harrasment of eyes?
jokes aside, she needs help.
so disgusting, really.
Eww, Eww, Eww.....
Okay so three conclusions:
1) As we all thought, bitch DOES have some huge balls.
2) Shaves.
3) Someone get the methiolade 'cause she's a nail biter as well.
xx
oo
As for tampon strings being 'up' thats where I put mine. I don't want it anywhere near my butt...infectious, yuck
that looks like one of those new playtex wick tampons to prevent leakage
*vurps*
I think it is a cheesy fungus growth.
That guy in the back has a MJ nose.
It's official...we all are gonna die from the stanky fumes exuberating from her naast. That guy just got a whiff...check out his face! He only has minutes left...
She has some STD, why you ask? Back in HS there was this book passed around in one of my classes. And we all saw some nasty STDs on both male and female private parts. And IF I AM CORRECT, I THINK HER VAGINA WAS IN THAT CATALOG.
Dear God I wish I hadn't seen that.
Thats just wrong MK!
You just know it smells like sauerkraut.
Doesn't she have enough money to get that thing waxed?!? It looks prickly!
So one night stands are wrong...flashing your cooch to the world is ok? Perfect example that white trash has no socio-economic boundaries.
she has a droopy pussy lips. And black pubic stubles. hahahahahahaha
Do your lips hang low
Do they wobble to and fro
Can ya tie them in a knot
can you tie them in a bow....
Would someone please show that to Hugh Jackman? I would really like for him to turn queer.
OH --
and her family must be so proud.....
xx
oo
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!! Funny how fucking Perez Hilton won't post this shit, LMAO. Oooh goddamn this made my Friday! THANK YOU!!!
Paris Hilton spread her legs? Nooooooo. Her legs are always open! She's a home wrecking whore. I imagine having sex with her would be just like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
I dion't know what's worse...the nasty chewed up nails or the nasty chewed up vagine
When she dropped out of high school, it must have been b/c of her failing grade in etiquette class. Her Tranny drunk-ass mother probably taught her this. Fuckin' whore!
I'VE SEEN THE FACE OF SATAN!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
OMFG!
I had a really fucked up week I was so happy the weekend was here. I thought I would come to DListed and unwind a bit...the first thing I saw is Paris nasty cooch...
Oh fuck! Where's my vodka!
My Grandmother always tells me that manners and class cost nothing. This goes to show that you can't buy class. I keep a picture on my mirror of Jackie Kennedy getting out of her car and her legs are completely closed and she looks like the classiest of all ladies. I use that to remind myself never to become Paris Hilton.
Can that picture be recropped so that people won't be blinded by that baggy cooter?
I hope her cunt is gonne write a book one day.
OMG....MK ...my eyes, I'm blind
and they say kelly clarkson is the blobby one.
does anyone else think it looks like pastrami...blech
WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!
SOMEONE HAS STOLEN MY LINK AND HAS INVENTED A PORN TRASH STORY !!!!!!!§§
I HAVE A LOT OF STALKERS ON THE WEB!!!!!!!!!
A PART OF THE STORY WAS ME
THE INCEST WAS NOT LA GARCE!!!
ANYWAY
It looks like she shaved with a rusty, mildew encrusted razor and a dirty bar of soap she borrowed from the homeless man on the corner. Can she not afford a good razor and some shave gel?
Eww. Her parents must be so proud of the whore they raised.
JESSIE DON T GO THERE PLIZ!
LA GARCE be good!
gerrrrrrll | 07.07.06 - 6:12 pm | #
Shit, hon. I didn't see your post before I typed mine. . .
too bad it can't talk like on the south park episode with oprah--oh the stories it could tell.
oh, wait, i don't think i would want to hear them. but they could try and kill her like on south park
THERE S A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH MY IP AND MY WIFI....MERDE
Rich
Trash
Nasty
Pussy
Urrgh, I dont think I can go into work now MK
NO Thanks.. I'd better repeatedly click the fart button flashing on this site and driving me insane to have to click on stop; rather than chance a super-ebil meeting with what lies below her skirt..
PARIS FARTS A LOT
THAT S WHY YU ADMIRE THAT CONNASSE
Is that a ballsack I see?
Good lord.
LICK HER PUSSY
AND SHE SAYS ALLEELUIA
is the a snake trying to attack all those crabs in her cooter???
ewwww the snakes are eating her cooter???!!!! Makes sense!!!
foxy_bronx_chic | 07.07.06 - 5:32 pm | #
There's even more:
...can you throw it over your shoulder
like a continental soldier
does your vag hang low
Please...that is not her tampon string "Ladies"...she just rolled off the guy and she clearly moved her "string" off to the side. And YES. I agree, "too much info" (TMI)
Crab Crotch
Fire Crotch wannabe
Snakes on a Pussy
OMFG! I would of rather poured rubbing alcohol into my eyes than see that!
DON T SPEAK LA GARCE
THEY RE GONNA FIRE YOU
Here is a classic picture of Paris in all her glory!
http://i67.photobucket.com/
album...ap2240742ng.png
HaHa, Mishma, i was thinking the same thing. ps. your kitty always reminds me of my dearly departed Blackie--i loved that damn cat.
i bet she did it on purpose so that way if anyone saw they would go blind so then she could rob them!
LA GARCE: I like you BUTT...The ranting in a different language is a bit much...Please care to fill us in. Not all of us are multi-lingual like yourself (you may bow to the crowd now) LOL
=O La Garce just said the Mod has a shitty, obese ass and a huge gut!!! I say that calls for deletion of his/her comment.
MICHAEL GO OUT WITH ME !!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!
omfg im gonna need therapy till im 70. seriously, that image will haunt me forever.
LOL Thank you NYCGrl.
LA Garce last warning to behave.
=O La Garce just said the Mod has a shitty, obese ass and a huge gut!!! I say that calls for deletion of his/her comment.
NYCGrl | 07.07.06 - 6:59 pm | #
THANK YOU! Come on Garce...Let's have some fun!!!!! OK?
That thong may in fact be a piece of Calamari.
holy fucking shit. i just vomited up lunch.
Too late! The Mod already did that....
CRAP!!
does La Garce mean Sybil in French?
That's not her underwear....it's a tampon string...the only reason it's yellow is because her disease infested cooch has leaked green shit down the string.
*Did i just say that out loud?*
i just pushed away the food i was eating...thanks for keeping me on track with my diet....
*cries and screams in horror* I wasn't going to look, then my curiosity got the best of me. I want to rip my eyeballs out and soak them in alchohol.
Moderator @ 7:00 PM
No problem....we're here to talk shit about celebs, not each other
ONTD has a really close pic and you can actually see the herpes bumps on her vag...
I hope she sprang a leak and got it all over her shoes!!
Why did I do that too myself? OH SHIT! YUCK!!!!!
GO YANKEES 
http://static.flickr.com/44/
1843...3d842640a_o.jpg
I used photoshop to make the photo lighter. It seems it's a yellow thong.
Anon 7:08 PM
Eeewwww!! Her cooch reminds me of those gross STD pics they show you in Health Ed.
It looks like she really has STD. gross
OMFG!!! dat shit is nasty..and guys wanna fuck that !? o_O'
Actually, when the photo is enlarged, it looks like the tampon string/g-string is really a baby corn on the cob you find in most chinese dishes.
MK - thanks for reversing my corrective laser eye surgery! My eyes are bleeding now!
Again, can we just declare a jihad on Paris Hilton? Please???
****
Sarah | 07.07.06 - 6:26 pm | #
Amen to that!!!
WTF is growing on it?
This is probably- no exaggeration- the most horrible skank in history. Why do people continue to think she's a star? She's SO FUCKING VILE!
i just pushed away the food i was eating...thanks for keeping me on track with my diet....
letinstar | 07.07.06 - 7:04 pm | #
OH YES...so did I. Well, have a good one peeps...time to clean up & hit the town.
P.S. La Garce...Where are you? You disappeared after our comments about the French thing. I know...Bridgette N. just showed up. Uh Huh!!
oh god, no no NO!!! i thought this picture was bad untill i clicked on the link pearly wrote. why do i do this to myself?!?!
I think it's her thong strap that got moved to the side when the guy she was sharing a cab w/finger banged her.
WHAT A HOTTIE!!
She TOTALLY has a BALL!!!!
as if you havent all seen her nasty snatch in her horrible porn movie
Looks like this ho is wearing her thong backwards bhahaha, her cooch is so nasty looking, at least she could have saved, nasty crabby ho,.. did anyone said valtrex?
We need a sise to side comparison with yesyerday's "Caption This" photo.
Oh, that tree had more muscle control than Paris' Poofy Pruny Pussy.
i like the explanation that she just rolled off the guy -- i mean, look at him. HOWEVER, she is NOT wet down there. She doesn't glisten. What's the point of a fuck if you're not going to cum? or even get wet. Or maybe she's one of those moist cunts, instead of a drizzle or river or gusher.
so he must be a shitty lay, or she is, or they both are.
She's pleasing her fanbase like Actor Jeff Goldbloom. He has to get his grubby hands on the Paris/Nicole duo before he dies. Young Skanks are healthy for him. If you've been linked to Gina Davis in your past. You'd be up to do anyone! Gina isn't a skank, but even Paris looks better then her!
when will she ever learn??
What's wrong w/ her bagina??? It looks all stretched-out and deformed.
Yea, but who is the way-too-much-botox friend of hers in the backseat?
Yucky Poo
The yellow is diseased puss coming out of the infected Bagina.
Lose your lunch now?
Doesn't this stupid waste of a human being have the time for a manicure when she gets her tu-tu waxed?
Why don't I pay attention to warnings?
Ayl | 07.07.06 - 5:03 pm | #
Same reason I don't.
Yucky!!!!
Pass the bleach.
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with this twat? Doesn't she understand the fundamentals of wearing underwear? It's really not that hard to get the cloth to actually cover your vagina.
baby safe plush
Yes, but her crotch probably eats through the fabric like acid....
I just called deli back and had them cancel that pastrami sandwich I ordered!
I was hoping to see some teeth, tentacles, or green slime dripping out.
Now those are what I would call beef curtains!
Speaking of bagina juice that eats through panties, I remember Jenny McCarthy talked in her book about when she was pregnant stuff oozed out that burned a whole through her underwear.
With Paris Hilton the juice she oozes is like the concentrated acid the creatures in Aliens had for blood.
Actually, what I was really hoping to see was a dick.
Disgusting whore...what the f**ck is she doing with that undergarment?
Why does she do this again and again...?
After this:
http://people.freenet.de/stuffpi...aris- Hilton.jpg
You would think she's buy some underwear. Skankyyyyyyy
Pearly | 07.07.06 - 5:33 pm | #
No way... that is so photoshopped. Just no way. That doesn't even look real , looks more like a mini penis. If it is real then I wonder how she gets all of these guys to sleep with her?? They are drunk/high. You'd have to be.
GRRRROOOOOOOOSSSSS!
OMG LOOK AT THOSE NAILS!
*stares*
*bursts into tears*
MK, WHYYYYYYYYYY?!
...pass the bleach please, thisaway!!! (take my eye sight away...!)
that doesnt look like a tampon string.. too thick. and if u look closely it doesnt look circular.. like the usual twisted string look.. it looks flat.. like the string part off a g-string.
Nina | 07.07.06 - 7:53 pm | #
I don't think that image was photoshopped. Some women have stuff that looks all nasty and hanging like that.
Not that I would know personally...I mean - I've just seen pictures.
I'd roger that roast-beef taco like a butt-fucker in Boys' Town!!
she's not a natural blonde!
that's a nutsack if i've ever seen one
fuck, I just lost my dinner the panties are running away from her now? jesus
At one time, sitting in a car and having your picture taken with no underwear would be demoralizing and scandalous. Today, some women are proud of themselves for the slutty behavior they demonstrate. I mean, why not treat your body like some cheap piece of meat.
Okay, that was my Dr. Laura moment.
eewww...while I'd like to say that thing is probably the unrolled portion of a condom some guy left behind ...it definitely looks like part of her thong...and she can't keep it in place because even inanimate objects are repelled by her snatch and try and get away
No way... that is so photoshopped. Just no way. That doesn't even look real , looks more like a mini penis. If it is real then I wonder how she gets all of these guys to sleep with her?? They are drunk/high. You'd have to be.
Nina | 07.07.06 - 7:53 pm | #
Nah, the guys are just dumb horny idiots.
How much do you want to bet that the guy in the pic has been in there?
HLB, another fine-ass gravatar!
Thanks MK, OMG, You are the fucking funniest person ever. This is some sick shit!!! Love it.
Ms Hilton never learns- she has zero class.
She could choose to enter a car in a more "lady like" fashion if she chooses to wear no undergarments to avoid shots like this one.
You know, butt first, swing feet together in quickly.
Perhaps she believes because "everyone" has seen her cooch at this point it doesn't matter if there is yet another photograph of her nether regions exposed.
Ooohhh EEEEEWWWW
are those testicles??
*rips eyes from sockets*
I really tried not to click on this as I'm still at work, but I couldn't resist the threat of the vag of terror. Seriously, only someone with no sensitivity in their lady parts could not feel that the underwear is out of whack. BTW, I exclusively wear thongs, but the g-string is a one-way ticket to recurrent yeasties...
i can't look but the headline is GENIUS
I've seen better looking coochies on hamsters!
Where is the turnstile? How do commuters pay for their ride?
Why, dear GOD, why? This woman is so disgusting...I guess she needed to air out her herpes sores.
Her thong is sideways and since when is she dating BILLY BOB THORTHON??
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Ewwwwwwww.....that is some sick looking shit.....!
Ewwwwww....
Ewwwwww....
awww you got me tulips for my birthday :lol
I did not need to see that. uhhhhhh !
i know what that string is its the new valtrex string soaks up the herpes and looks like a tampon,discreet hunny don't want people knowing you have herpes leave em guessing
Donchya love the irony?
Prim retro dress $300
Matching wide red belt and demure headband $100
Bare naked, STD-infested, slimy, stinky, slutty bagina - vomitous
SLUT of all SLUTs is all I gotta say about this wretched whore...and MK I love ya, but no more disease-ridden whorehilton please
Oh, and sure, forget your underwear, you psycho slut, but don't forget to hang onto your sidekick or whatever-the-hell-techno-gadget you have in gnarly, witchy hands...
Sad saggy pussy for such a young girl
It's sad she has to sink to such low levels to get her name in the press. I'm sure it's on purpose. She doesn't have any talent so she can't get into the limelight with merit.
I think I'm gonna need a course of antibiotics just for looking at that photo.
Fuck!! Stars Are Blind, and now I am, too!!!!
haha anon, antibiotics. jeez, why do all the crazies come out whenever there is an angelina story.(other thread--scary)
look at her fingernails... gurl needs to get a manicure
Seriously, is that shit saggy? I don't know my vaginas obviously.
It totally looks like mangina with a tampon string. Sick, Sick Sick!!!
THIS- FOLKS IS WHAT HAPPENDS WHEN YOU WEAR YOUR THONGS BACKWARDS!
Sad saggy pussy for such a young girl
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Agree, she needs to get a vag lift and it has all bumps on it.
MK you are a bad boy! I thought they were testicles too. Maybe I still think that!
Anon - She's probably a hermaphrodite. That would explain a lot
It looks like a ball sack
Nice dark stubble Paris. Time to fire your waxer.
Hahaha! This is a very low publicity stunt.. even for her. So sad.
It must suck to be so stupid that you think you're hot, when really you're the ugliest woman alive.
Please please die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rid this world of her!!!!!
she's just lettin' the ol' minge out for some fresh air.
That's not a tampon string, that's a tampon cord.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU POSTED THAT. Nah it's okay lol, but apprantly Paris vagina isn't. I know prostitutes with better looking snatches then that lol.
How many men has this skank slept with. That shit looks like a dried up hairy claw. Damn man I'm sick.
sweet mother of Jesus the jack ass... THAT is discustard.... and I typically loves the pussy.
It looks like a ball sack
I want Suri now!! | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 9:39 pm | #
I totally agree with you. Maybe she is a trannie (sorry trannies). She does wear a size 11 shoes. Hmmmm
Is that a scrotum? It looks all saggy.
She MUST be a hermie! She's one of the ones that has undescended balls and a Y chromosome but she has a cunt or whatever.
Would somebody PLEASE email this to her mother. Maybe a family intervention would help ... ???
Her mother is just as skanky and stupid.
Oh to be a trust fund baby!
if you haven't clicked on the pic then don't dis-gus-ting. who woulda thunk that a little kitty would look so bad.
t looks like the guy whipped his d*ck out and she's looking at it. He was probably fingering her and she didn't have time to re-adjust her undies.
NYCGrl | 07.07.06 - 5:18 pm | #
i was totally going to post that.
GOTDAMN, HER PUSSY LOOK LIKE ROASTBEEF LMAO. EEWW. MY CONDOLENCES TO THE CAMERAMAN, I'M SURE HE'S BLIND NOW.
Hugh Laurie's Bitch | 07.07.06 - 10:04 pm | #
She probably only fucks in the ass now, because her vag is so beat
there is definitley some freaky sh*t going on down there. remember the other picture of her in the white swim suit with the bulge. okay guys, it's time to pull together because there is someone in there who needs our help!! they're like, waving a little white flag down there to get our attention. we don't know how much oxygen supply is still left or when it may cave in, so we've got to hurry!!!!!
that is so !$@#%@#%^@% nasty!@
It looks like an old lady's crotch
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 07.07.06 - 10:28 pm | #
I bet you that dude in the picture hasn't been heard from since that night
maybe its whats left of paris latise's old dick trying to get out.
As Austin Powers would say "she is a man babie!"
What's wrong w/ her bagina??? It looks all stretched-out and deformed.
ANONYMOUS | 07.07.06 - 7:36 pm | #
ITS JUST PLAIN WORN OUT FROM OVERUSE.
Why it's her lovely lady hump. Looks a bit raw, if not sore.
I am going to church this Sunday. I have seen the gates of hell. I need to pray and get my eyes exorcised.
we've got to do something before it gets the children!!
WITH A SNATCH LIKE THAT,WHAT DOES PARIS HILTON USE FOR TAMPONS?
SHEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OXA
That totally looks like a scrotum. She's so...saggy!
I'm sure that's her underwear. She probably had a quicky in the car and put it on backward or it's just all wadded up weirdly.
That would explain why the man sitting next to her looks so frightened.
yuck
Oh no
AAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa
aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HHHHHHhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Sorry, it's the only response not yet left, lol...
okay people that is not a vagina.what that looks like
MICHAEL K!!!!!!!!! YOU DID THIS TO ME!!!!!!!!! I SHALL RAIN VENGEANCE DOWN UPON YOU FOR THIS ATROCITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
J/K, I love you Michael K.
Is it the new trend to have ballbags? Should we all be wearing them next season?
Can you imagine if she ever spawns? Has any other woman in history needed birthing stirrups for their flaps?
Ugh...she claims she's 25, but then why does her vagina look 80? Gross...it's all saggy and shit, BARF!!!
The guy in the car with her is no prize, however I have yet to see her with a classy guy. The fuck tape was with a ugly fuck with a ugly dick. Her pussy is is at the best average looking.
I knew something bad was gonna come, so I didn't click.
wow! her fingernails are so chipped. Get a manicure, lady!
that alien looking thing looks the way it should ,,used and abused and full of yet undetermand Virus's..looks like it should be attached to Barbara Walters
Perhaps some surgery to remove some of the extra pussy lips would be a good investment. Pussy at it's best is not that beautiful, however it owns my degenerate ass.
Now those are what I would call beef curtains!
Michael | 07.07.06 - 7:43 pm | #
What is a beef curtain?
Nothing wrong with airing out your vag after banging some guy in the back of a car.
That guy's wife is going to be pissed.
GAH!! Hysterical blindness!!
that yellow thing looks like the end of a tampon....ewww. thats just nasty, why does she have to step in her car with legs open....wtf. nasty chick.
Perhaps some surgery to remove some of the extra pussy lips
ALL SHOOK UP | 07.07.06 - 11:28 pm | #
They can slap it where her ass should be.
WITH A SNATCH LIKE THAT,WHAT DOES PARIS HILTON USE FOR TAMPONS?
SHEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OXA
Anonymous | 07.07.06 - 10:41 pm | #
hahahahahahahaha .. oh shit, now I have Carmen Electra leakage
What is a beef curtain?
Is that real? Why is so brown and the rest of her is white?? I thought all had to match? What is the crinkly stuff on the side of her leg?
Is that real? Why is so brown and the rest of her is white??
COS SHE NEEDS TO DOUCHE I thought all had to match? What is the crinkly stuff on the side of her leg?
WHATS LEFT OF HER LAST DATE
ForeignGuy | 07.08.06 - 12:20 am | #
dont look too close, u may find the other o.j. glove!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okay, i'm back with the flash lights, rope, and first aid supplies we're gonna need to save whoever's fallen in. now can i please have some voluteers. remember, this is for your country.
you guys are so funny.hat cooter is very worn out.Sad,really.
Skanky, dirty whore, slept with everybody/nasty parts n shit. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
hahahaha ...hat cooter.You are a hat cooter.Paris !!!!!!!!!*supposed to say THAT cooter*
Oh Yeah, dude,she was def.bangin that guy.He was scared because something bit him.
Nothing but her money and her nasty worn out shit. WTF?? Get surgery, keep your legs closed, something!!
Yeah, he has that scared ass look on his face... something definitely bit him... that or he caught a glimpse of what he was about to go down on.
okay, i'm back with the flash lights, rope, and first aid supplies we're gonna need to save whoever's fallen in. now can i please have some voluteers. remember, this is for your country.
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 12:35 am | #
CUNT DIVING 101
it's worse than a thought! her cooter is deeper than we could have imagined. we've just lost one of our voluteers and i don't know if we'll be able to find him. Quick someone, we need more rope! oxygen is extremely low now, i don't know how much longer they'll be able to hold out!
OMG she is so nasty. Can't believe it shit thats sick all over!!!!!!
Oh my dear baby Jesus.
I don't know what is more disturbing - that I looked at the link twice to gross myself out , or that I read every single comment here. Good times.
I had to see it to confirm what I already knew from her FUG bod in Stars are blind (and now so are we all) vid - she has the baggiest bagina in the country. With all her money, why not get a Vaginal Rejuvination / Vaginoplasty? www.centerforvaginalsurgery.com
according to the back of New York mag - they are the new must have surg!
Hil-fuckin-larious. OMG @ these comments....I have tears in my eyes...
I will definitely get on that rope. No problem, just let me contact my people and we will have this under control in no time. We are facing a great evil here and we need each other! I regret to inform you that we may need to go in!!
ugh, I think it really is a tampon string.
That doesn't even look real. I don't think so people... fake... when she is in a bathingsuit that thing would bulge so bad if this is really what it was like... wouldn't it? She is totally flat in a bathing suit.
the coal mine rescue team is on the way!
Why: Thanks for stretching the comment box as wide as Paris's vag
the coal mine rescue team is on the way!
coochie momma | 07.08.06 - 1:13 am | #
MAKE SURE THEY GOT THEIR BOOTS ON AND A STRONG TOW LINE.
the coal mine rescue team is on the way!
coochie momma | 07.08.06 - 1:13 am | #
MAKE SURE THEY GOT THEIR BOOTS ON AND A STRONG TOW LINE.
dear god!!!! we've lost another volunteer!!! let's link hands instead of ropes and pray to sweet jesus we don't all get sucked in!!
All this time and THERE'S Osama!
I am thankin' God right now that I am drunk and will not remember this. Either way i'm still gonna go soak my eyeballs. I seriously think she likes doin' this because its not possible for her to keep her legs together. Paris, if your going to wear a dress and know your gonna get out of a car in the process (or wind) wear underwear that covers. One question: where are the herpes? They should be visible at this point.
She's so diseased her pubic hair has stopped growing.
One question: where are the herpes? They should be visible at this point.
Lynz | 07.08.06 - 1:18 am | #
HER DATE SWALLOWED EM
people are falling in! it's a bloody masacre!!!! this is the biggest disaster since titanic!!!!!
********is there anybody alive in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!***************
Wow, that's fucking gross. She needs to get plastic surgery on that thing ASAP!!!!
At least the dress saved the seat..toxic pussy juice can do a number on leather.
people are falling in! it's a bloody masacre!!!! this is the biggest disaster since titanic!!!!!
********is there anybody alive in there!!!!!!!!!!!!!***************
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 1:25 am | #
That's pretty sad, but wtf are the photographers aiming the camera that low anyways. Not that I' a big Paris fan, but I think they are the ones more disgusting. They take porno pics of her on purpose and sell them. Peverts!
wait..... i hear a whistle.
***************helloooooooo, can you hear me??????*************
omg, they're trying to signal with their flash lights!! there's still hope!
My eyes! My eyes! Her f*ck buddies must have to tie a rope around their waists that is attached to a 1,000 pound weight to keep from falling in! I cannot believe there is ANY male alive that is desperate enough to have sex with that!
MY EYES!! Oh no MY EYES!! Every bagina is ugly. But the thought of the mileage on this one is just beyond what I can take.
what is it lassie? timmy is down there too??? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I bet her rotten crotch tastes like moldy beer cheese
wow that's rough looking, I can't even figure out what's going on down there.
ladybug, try to figure out what HASN'T gone on down there. It might be easier.
I feel like i need to go check myself in the mirror ,hold on ....oh my my pussy is beautiful your pussy is having a sex change crisis ,you need to speak to that pussy ,treat it nice,too much masterbation and hanky panky is only gonna make you a stanky skanky,your pussy thinks its a ball sack,maybe you are a herm parasite hermaphrodite?
Somebody get this bitch some panties!
i have wonderful news everyone... we have actually found amelia earhart. apparently the suction of paris' vagina is so powerful that it was able to suck amelia right out of her plane and into the future. she has been well nourished while living in paris' vagina as she was able to live off lobster. now a moment of silence for the men and women who gave their lives in the search that has captivated america. as of press time paris had no comment.
Does anyone watch "Drawn Together"? It kind of reminds me of that episode when the princess reveals that she has tenticles coming out of her ::ahem:: "area".
400 comments to this post? Oh My God the girl has POWER.
I've already seen her cunt. Every time she opens her mouth..hahahaha
Oh for god's sake what on earth would we do with our day without our little Paris....
400 comments and no chit chat!! All on topic! Love it!!
WOW those are some serious beef drapes! Man oh man those meat curtains are soooo gross!
I work in the military medic corp and think she has a swollen labia which is no laughing matter really. If there is itching and associated foul smell she has to see a doctor straight away.
What are the chances it was photoshopped?
SS
OMYEFFINGGAAAWWWD! Noooooooo! That is the nastiest cooch I've ever seen. And while I don't think my eyes will ever recover ... I have LOVED LOVED LOVED reading the comments. I can't stop laughing. You people fucking ROCK! Thanks for the laughs.
SS: what disease does that indicate?
I swear, if you enlarge the pic you can see weird bumps (herpes?) all over it. I thought herpes was more internal, can it get on your legs or 'lady bump'?
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SHE WAS PROBABLY GETTING FNGERED IN THE CLUB.. THATS WHY HER PANTIES ARE TO THE SIDE AND HER PUSS IS SWOLLEN... CUZ IT WASNT THAT FAT IN THE PORNO!!!!!!!!!!
i have wonderful news everyone... we have actually found amelia earhart. apparently the suction of paris' vagina is so powerful that it was able to suck amelia right out of her plane and into the future. she has been well nourished while living in paris' vagina as she was able to live off lobster. now a moment of silence for the men and women who gave their lives in the search that has captivated america. as of press time paris had no comment.
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 07.08.06 - 2:27 am | #
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*spews drink out laughing* You owe me a new monitor and keyboard. :-D :-D
WHY Lawd did I click on the enlargement picture?
Is that a permanently lodged dildo string in her gaping brimstone of a hole?
MK is paying for my clinic visit!
paris hilton is worth as much as her pussy is. Since its like a used 1070 pick up I's say she s worth abouth $500. I find her to be one of the most repulsive people in the "celebrity" world. She has nothing interesting to say but that's hot. Boy, Paris, I have learned alot from you
Nasty skank
its not string its a bungee rope for the crabs !!
urrghhh! Why oh why did I do that? MK I'm sending you my therapy bills!
shes so dumb she put her thong on back-to-front
someone needs to email this to her publicist Elliot Mintz
Michelle | 07.08.06 - 7:30 am | #
Who do you think took the picture.
erm nice?
Wow, could that thing look anymore USED!??? That is something I really didn't need to see!
or is it elliot Minge
She wants the world to see that? What could she be thinking,,Oh thats right..she doesn't think..what a HO
uggh...you can see the herpes sores on her outer cunt lips and the string on her period rag....
That shit looks like it has mange
urgh....i looked and i wish i didnt!! several comments before i leave 2 vomit...
1) why no underwear
2) if that is a tampon string....then double why why no underwear???
i feel sick now
She has extremely loose, floppy lips down there. I don't think that's normal for a female her age. Yuck.
Wow that is one used up looking snatch. She needs to cover that shit up. And not with a g-string. She needs some granny panties to hold that shit up.
1) why no underwear
2) if that is a tampon string....then double why why no underwear???
for the final time... she is wearing a thong, but it's not covering her vag correctly
That doesn't even look real. I don't think so people... fake... when she is in a bathingsuit that thing would bulge so bad if this is really what it was like... wouldn't it? She is totally flat in a bathing suit.
it's cuz of the way she's sitting. it's real.. some girls have pussies like that.
come on, as if someone sat around photoshopping that shit?!
okay, i'm back with the flash lights, rope, and first aid supplies we're gonna need to save whoever's fallen in. now can i please have some voluteers. remember, this is for your country.
fuck the country, i can't handle that smell!!!! i'm outta here
Maybe she is wearing crotchless panties?
I'm not saying this to be cruel, and I know that all women look somewhat different, but her vagina looks puffy (infection?) and reddish/brown. If mine looked like that, I'd be checking in with the gyno, for sure.
Am I the only one who feels the need to protect Foreign Guy from all this?
SS: Please tell me there is no such thing as VAGINAL VERICOSE VEINS!!!!
I'm calling my doctor, then I'm calling my Mummy, then I'm crawling under my bed.
omg, she is so gross!
KARMA : Paris gets her professional ass kisser Perez Hilton to post that topless pic of Nicole , and now this.
Check out the bitches cellulite!!!!!!
its not string its a bungee rope for the crabs !!
Anonymous | 07.08.06 - 6:50 am | #
Haha she's obviously been lazy about keeping her crotch smooth. How embarassing.
Can anybody see me?
That's the 3rd picture I've seen of her vagina. Why do I keep allowing myself to look?
Rank. I bet it fuckin stinks. Saggy as fuck. Its been pounded by so many people i bet she doesnt even feel anything anymore.
And as some have said - i cant believe her parents just dont have a word with her about her public shows of gash.
She is such a dumb b*tch- she has her thong on backwards!!
Sassy bald hoo-haa. And that tampoon cord is such a nice Hilton touch. How many times a day does she have to wash that clam to keep it from STANKING?
You KNOW she can quiffe out a mean Bohemian Rhapsody thru those crusty, firm supple moose knuckles.
I can't eat her pussy, no way. Nicky yes, this ho, no.
Balls are so gross looking.
i need to take a poll 1.did any guy that viewed this actually get a hard on? 2.would you rather fuck a 350 heffer or paris?
"1.did any guy that viewed this actually get a hard on?"
I bet Paris did.
God imagine the smell, that's a WMD right there..
ew.
all i can say is.... MEAT CURTIANS!!!!! purple ones at that!!!! gross!
ok now i need to barf
geez, my grandma probably has it tighter than that.
ok, why is no one noticing the freakish discrepancy in lip size? the right one needs some serious plastic surgery to get it back to normal...shiver...
think she shaved it all off cuz she believed that old myth that it would get rid of her crabs!
she need a bleach bath, in fact that tampon should have been dipped in bleach before use! SKANK
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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why are her legs never closed! you could use her as a water diviner and she'd need a "Y" shaped coffin when she croaks!
Oh...the morbid curiosity that made me actually look at that. I bet you she keeps doing this in the hopes that repeated exposure to the flash of the camera will somehow kill off that monstrous crab population. Or at least stun them, so they stop crawling for a few minutes.
thongs only come out when they're taken out. girlfriend just got busy with the valet parker in the backseat of someone's car. but don't worry, i'm sure she was only with 4 other guys that night!!!
holy crap there is something WRONG WITH THAT THING. I mean I guess I haven't seen that many cooches but really.... HUH? Looks like nuts to me.
OH NOW MY EYES HAVE CAUGHT AN STD FROM JUST LOOKING AT THAT PICTURE! YOU SADISTIC BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!
Now I know where Star Jones' excess skin went
what about the picture on the red carpet in the pink dress...anyone ever see that one??
grooooss her thong on backwards
paris is so idiot
somebody shot this white trash whore, please, or rape her.
this shit is like three years old.
This is what we gays refer to as BEEF CURTAINS!!!!! That is some ragged out shit for a woman so young, she must sit on traffic cones...
Looks like someone isn't a true blonde.
Paris is the epitome of tackiness (is that a word?). Money can't buy class. Showing your p-lips to the world just ain't a good look, I don't care how much money your family has.
what about the picture on the red carpet in the pink dress...anyone ever see that one??
MecheL | 07.08.06 - 8:17 pm | #
Yes! And I don't think it looked like this... it looked better... hehe
This is what men want??????
I am glad I am a gay man!!!!
www.brokebackmountainvermont.com
Must be a colostomy bag.
definitely not a tampon string buuuuuuuut has anyone ever thought that maybe she didnt put her underwear on backwards or that they crawled out buuuuuuuut that she may have gone out and bought herself a pair of crotchless underwear...they may be call crotchless but they do have a string holding the front triangle and the back piece together......definitely "BEEF CURTAINS"...gag me now
That looks like Star Jones pussy on Paris... weird. Not that I've seen Star Jones pussy or anything. Actually, I did last weekend but we won't talk about that.
Dear God I can smell her disgusting vadge from here, and I live in Australia.
Ugly Wrinkly Vadge!!
I guess we know where she got the "I'll show you mine" line in her song.
she is a walkin advert for why people should invest in condoms. she prob has weekly appointments to get tested for diseases.
I'm so glad i'm not her beautician, you seriously couldn't pay me enough to touch her steak lips.
spare a thought for her gynao!
definitely "BEEF CURTAINS"...gag me now
Tabitha | 07.08.06 - 11:52 pm | #
OMFG!! That is one nasty cooter.
The girl was getting fingered by that retarded looking dude and they arrived to the destination before they realized it...the ho didnt have time to adjust her thong before the door opened (u know somebody opened for her spoiled ass) thats all there is to it!...and you know she was either giving him head at same time or right before he started fingering her...she is just a natsy ho
It is a tampon string and it is dingy yellow probably with old blood.
PHOTOSHOP CAN NOT DO THAT...
TOO DISGUSTING INDEED
If the beeyatch isn't going to wear something to cover that nasty twat, can she at least learn how to WAX....
What a skanky a$$ troll she is... blech! How the hell can anyone get near that??
Ok - I'm sorry but what the hell is this world coming to when this can happen to a woman and she is ok with it? This would be my WORST nightmare. I would never show my face in public again after something like this. Yet she will just laugh it off and continue her reign of ignorance and trashiness.
Is that a Testicle?
She sure loves showing her crotch she is a real attention getter and that's her way to fame.. We're the whore's, why do we keep caring about her? Everyone on the count of three 1, 2 , 3.. STOP!
I feel sorry for the guy with the bad nose job.. better luck on the next surgery.
I'm pretty sure porn stars don't look that well used. Yeah, I saw the pic of her in the pink dress....then i went to wash my eyes out...hangs low.
I'd be so embarressed if that was me, and everyone saw the. OOh god!
*sings* Do your lips hang low do they wobble too and frow, can you tie them in a knot can you tie them in a bow? (i cant remember the rest, 'tis an old kids song, i just replaced the word ears with lips...sorry, i like to talk)
that thing just has a life of it's own. Paris just follows her vagina around to see where it will end up.
That is the most disgusting mangina ever! it looks more like a stretched out ballsack
Dr. Dean Adell (KFI 640AM) was just talking about people going in for lipo on the pubes. He says it's really hard to do b/c the veins lie close to the surface however I think an exception should be made for this Hilton Puss. Betcha anything her Puss has it's own snatchsite and merch.
I'm convinced now Nelly Furtado's "Promiscuous" is an homage to Paris Hilton's Puss.
*Puss: coined by Paris & Nicole during Simple Life II @ the Nudie Colony. "We love the Puss," Nicole Richie.
My sister just told me that women who have excess rubbing or spreading of their labias develop the look that Paris' Puss has. My sister is a doula and she's seen a whole lotta Puss!
I don't really care to look at the Black Hole that is Paris' vagina but I can't help but notice that her legs have cellulite. For her being so thin her body is just so nasty. I see nothing, NOTHING, that is even remotely attractive about this skank.
HEINOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can smell the Gohnerriah from here! yuck!
God imagine the smell, that's a WMD right there..
Brah | 07.08.06 - 2:42 pm | #
OMFG!!!! That brought tears to my eyes. This is the best/nastiest post ever!!
Polka-dot dress: $100
Yellow Thong: $5
Knowing you're pussy is heads above Parasite Hilton's despite her millions: $Priceless!!
My sister just told me that women who have excess rubbing or spreading of their labias develop the look that Paris' Puss has. My sister is a doula and she's seen a whole lotta Puss!
HauteSexyCool | 07.10.06 - 4:08 am | #
Hehehe
Good gods allmighty save us all!!!!!! Fuck is that for real?? Damn I never thought I d ever be so um shaken by anything on here. Then again I never thoght I would see a close up of Parasites crawling parasite.Yuck. nastyness.
MK youve really outdone yourself this time. hehe
God imagine the smell, that's a WMD right there..
Brah | 07.08.06 - 2:42 pm | #
LMAO That was brilliant!
My god, I see Paris Hilton's vagina more than I see my parents in Florida.
OMG it looks like she's trying to smuggle a mexican over the border.
Roastbeef and cheddar anyone?
It's NOT a tampon string, although I wouldn't put it past her to go out showing it. This time though it's the back of her thong that should have been up her butt crack which somehow slid forward into her vaginal region. Probably got sucked in from her pussy's gravitational force which has the same pull as a black hole.
and i thaught her face was discusting, i hate this bitch so much
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