I guess he went downhill after Penelope dumped him.
what a mess!!!
last pic is totally ROCKY
last pic is totally ROCKY
celebrity hater | 07.08.06 - 10:11 am
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LOL
I want to fuck his leg in the top pic.
gross
I'd so take advantage of him and hit it.
does that girl have a seashell in her ear?
I would not only hit it, but have his babies, also.
And what's in that girl's ear? Did someone stab her with a shell, or is that a voluntary accessory?
shhhhhhh
What is up with that shell in the ear?
What is up with that shell in the ear?
Canterbury | 07.08.06 - 10:48 am | #
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
*LOL*!!!!
he looks like he is tripping on something...
I want to party with him
What in the HELL is wrong with that girl's ear? Good Lord, it looks painful, whatever it is.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
I'll definitely hit it.
i expected a nut shot in the first pic. am i disappointed? well maybe.
This pic makes me sad 
Matthew's a hot mess.
The real story is the big ass sea shell is just a cover for her birth defeat of a warped ear. Matthew, showing that he's a mean drunk, is mocking her with his sh-ing, since he knows that genetic freak can't hear. She puts on a brave/stupid face while Matthew lashes out at her. The first picture(they're out of order) shows Matthew on the ground after she cold cocked him. Lastly, how fucked up his mouth/face was from the punch. They reconciled later by getting kinky with the sea shell because it turns out she's really a beach vendor of wearable tiny ribbed dildos.
i'd still hit it....hard.
Dude looks like he would be FUN to party with. He's chilling somewhere in Costa Rica with seashell hippie girl, instead of insisting on staying at the chateau marmont and being served Cristal.
With all the neat and exciting things to do in Costa Rica this asshole hangs out at the beach getting drunk.
The stupid buttplug could do that at home.
How do you know he is gay? Is there some list somewhere?
mmmmmm psylocibin
That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
F.M. Doom | 07.08.06 - 11:35 am | #
He seems to be playing out his role from Dazed & Confused in real life!
Wasn't he bike riding this week with Lance and Jake? He recovers sure fast!
blah, i used to think he was hot but this just takes the crush away
I bet his on some shrooms man! Looks fun!!! :P
Are his pupils dialated? Hard to tell, as it appears as though it was dark. I think he's just drunk and stoned on some potent marijuana...
I'm jealous! I want to be Matthew McConaughay, but with out the anal sex. (OK, maybe anal with that chick, but no men folk!)
Been there, done that! It's better to be healthy and sober!
bitch is fucked up.
That is so lame. No wonder Penelope dumped him. Who wants a lousy, stupid drunk to hang with?!?!?!
Fun in High School, fun in college, dumb, dumb and dumber as a 30 something.
I know someone that worked on location with him on his upcoming film 'We are Marshal' or some shit like that. She said he was a reall dick most of the time and didn't talk to the crew or anyone.
In-between takes he would just sit in the trailer, but when he came to the set semi stoned he was super friendly and talked to everyone.
I want to party with him
minge n gary | 07.08.06 - 11:18 am |
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LOL you ain't lying. and i think he looks sexy in a 'male who could easily be taken advantage of by a roving pack of wild lustful women -- like me and 50 friends' way, in that middle picture.
look at his pupils in the last pic. Theyare sooooo dilated!
i believe you, joydivision. it's too bad a man has to be stoned to be personable. i guess it could be worse, he could be the classic mean drunk.
Oh, and the seashell in that girls ear... Its called stretching your ear and wearing plugs. Its extremely trendy right now among corporate punk types (think that Good Charlotte dude lil' horseface is dating)
It used to be pretty underground and only punks, hippies and metalheads would wear them. I had them for several years. I'm not sure why that girl has a seashell in there though, that would fuck up you ear majorly as the skin starts to grow around it! You have to be carful and only put symetrical round stuff in the hole because otherwise it heals weird and you get this shredded look. ugh.
Oh, I can see a couple of love children coming out of this one!!
Has he been spending some quality time with Pete Doherty?
"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."
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hahahhahahaha !!! i looove that movie! hahahahaha
I would still hit it. I am waiting until he comes home to Austin, and then I am going to hook a brotha up with some mad weed, and then fuck his brains out.
why is he all waxed
ADRIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
he's just really excited for PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN 2.
he would be soo much fun to party with
either pe left him fordoing shit or he is doing shit after pe left.
He's only getting away with this
wacky behavior because he's still somewhat young. After he hits 40 he will start creeping people out a la Nick Nolte, Gary Busey, or Kiefer Sutherland.
He's the last guy who should be getting wasted. Dumber'n a fucking log.
gawd i would LOVE to be drunk w/ him just once!
i swear he used to be really sexy... d*mn!
The headband says to me: "Let's get physical."
Gawd, he is so fucked up!
He has always been this way...remember him being found naked playing bongos while high in his house? His neighbors called the police because of the loud music and erradic behavior.
He's not stupid, though. He cleans up nicely to do a movie....washes, shaves and works out. Then, he lets all shit hit the fan and lets loose.
We'll see him in a year looking more gorgeous than ever...then he'll hit the bottom again.
Wish I could do it.
Oh boy looks like someone is on some hallucinaginic...that's not all mariJ...
whats goin thru sista girls ear?
the sea was angry that day my friends.. like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli
The headband says "my forehead ends halfway to the back of my head, so I'm wearing a toupee." It holds his wig on, and hides that telltale area wear a wig ends, and gossip begins.
Isn't he too old for that shit?
He's not stupid, though.
woahitsme | 07.08.06 - 7:08 pm | #
Please, did you see the Oprah interview? He has the brains of a retard pig.
i guess everyone on here looks photogenic when they are phucked up? i know i certainly do.
okay, there is a much larger mystery taking place here than what matthew is doing. WTF is that thing in the girls ear?!!! whatever has happened to matthew, it's definitley that things fault. what is it? is it a bugle? did a unicorn try to f*ck her up and lost it's blade in her ear? is it the thing that was poking out of paris' cooch?
Yes, Matt, tell her to just shut up and blow
This looks like a promo for a "Cops" episode.
I'd so hit that. Skanky beer sweat and all. w00t!~@~
I've got the perfect caption for that last picture!
"Adrian...Adrian..."
think he's been licking one of those psycadelic jungle frogs.
.....that is how i wish i could see my ex boyfriend when we broke up.... :D
This guy's an idiot. He produced his recent flops and girls are nuts after him. He doesn't use deodorant , he looks fucked up all the time , and he flaunts it. I say Fuck Him.
I don't care if he smells like shit, he is Hot Shit!
Although he looks semi-dead in the first picture, he is also super-vulnerable and I want to JUMP ON THAT AND HUMP AWAY.
matthew just fell off the hot list...he penelope do that to him and she has a mustache...
Damn! What is up with that last picture?
oh boy..
oh my gaw...these pics are hilarious!!!
it makes me think of how fun it is sometimes to be that fucked up...
damn, can i party with him sometime?
and then have drunken sex afterward?? *fantasizes*
penelope is buggin if she thinks she's gonna get any better than this...
his tits are huge...look! totally erect and lying down!
If I saw him on the beach all drunked up like that, I would have to take advantage of him. Id fuck the shit out of Matt
Drunk men are the best......
They never complain....
Ew, isn't he a little too old to be acting like a drunk, coked out frat boy? Gross.
OMG, he is turning into Nick Nolte!
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