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^ losers.
We can only pray that she is.
She'll cut a bitch open before she ever leaves that Kabbalah religion.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yay! i want the retro, sluttier madonna back! ...the one that never thought about consequences or "the light."
looks like madonna wants to be like britney spears and get away from kabbalah
who gives.
i'd believe madonna on a crucifix before i believe she'd quit kaballah. what? oh. well, maybe it's true!
She's probably leaving Kaballah to join Scientology. Next, she'll be a Moonie.
Shes a weekend practitioner...the kids cant celebrate Chrismas...hahaha. The Lord said: leave everything and follow me, bitch thought she could have her cake and eat it too. It just doesnt work that way, you cant be grinding and grabbing your crotch on a stage by day and go get on your knees and pray in the weekend, its ridiculous...this should be interesting to watch.
Maybe she's leaving Kaballah to find some other obscure religious sect to help bring attention to it.
Maybe that's her new hobby.
Wait...Kaballawallah is a sect of Judaism, which doesn't celebrate Christmas anyways. Stupid bitch.
Can't stand this bitch. I hope someone does f her over. She needs a swift kick in the arse.
Godammit, I hope so.
This aged bitch needs to shut the fuck up and figure life's shit out the way MOST of us do. WITHOUT A CULT!!
Fuck her cultic shit. $cientology DESERVES her purple track suit-clad ass.
"People who need (stupid) people are the luckiest people in the world." This cult has sucked millions from this stupid old skank. And don't give me any tripe about Madonna being smart. She buys purified tap water "blessed" by this cult for 5 bucks a bottle by the case. She can't leave the cult now. Somehow her publicists have fooled the public into thinking this woman has a brain while team after team keep "reinventing" so no one will realize she's just a hot, stupid sl*t with no real talent. Score 1 for the cults!
She needs ot go back to Catholicism, which was prolly the one she was taught as a child. 
BRITNEY DID IT FIRST!!!! NA,NA,NA-NA,NA!! 
Lets face it, clebs wear designer clothing and have a (Designer Religion) to suit thier taste. Rosie O'Donnel was introduced into Kaballah by Mage. Weither the person is Tom Cruise, Madonna or anyone else. They feel the need to act like because there Clebs, they know whats better for the rest of the world and themselves. Or there's the "anti-faith" Cleb like George Carlin. He can tell you that there's nothing, and that were all nothing. But does he think his wife that died before he re-marred was nothing too?
Church,
Somewhere between Rosie O'Donut and George Carlin, you lost me hon...Oh wait, no, you just lost your point.
maybe she is going scientologist now. do they celebrate christmas? no really, i am asking, can anyone tell me if scientologist celebrate christmas and/or birthdays?
I feel so sorry for her kids! They can't watch TV(I think the real reason for that is M doesn't want them to see her making a fool out of herself in videos)and they can't celebrate Christmas.
And how do I get an avatar??
Shit I was hoping she would leave the planet.
I wish someone would tell Madonna she's nearly 50 and to put her purple leotard away...
And Kaballah? Load of shite!!
i don't know if scientologists celebrate christmas, but they sure should celebrate halloween.
oh no..what will demi and ashton do?
only a loser needs a bunch of crap to "believe" in. I hope her kids hate her for forcing them into this rubbish like she hates her father.
esther will never leave special k? what next? tomkat on prozac?!
check out the bitchfest at:
http://celebritydeathlist.blogspot.com/
I confess I don't make much sence. But then agin who does?One must understand that "the cult of clebs" overshawdows any of thier belief systems. George may not belive in a God, but as a cleb he is content to act like one, just like Rosie O. They are thier own religon to an extent. George Carlin can marry people but that takes "faith" too. So he is blind and hypocratic. Why does he bother to get married at all if he doesn't intend to see a former spouce in the afterlife? If people are going to bitch-slap Madonna they need to atleast look at the whole picture. Maby this will tie up some loose ends.
wtf? tom cruise is that you? lol
Dude. Can we do away with the FLASHING DAMN ADVERTISEMENTS ON YOUR WEBSITE???????? I can't fucking see what I'm reading!!!
Yay! I am tired of those strings on half-wit poseurs.
alimartini | 07.09.06 - 7:56 pm | #
They can definately celebrate birthdays, since Tommy boy let Katie celebrate hers. And apparently his was on the 3rd of July, and he was out doing stupid crap too.
I doubt they celebrate Christmas...I hope L. Ron was creative enough to invent an equivelent Scientologist holiday though...can you imagine what fun that would be??
religion shouldn't be a fad.
What Jewish kids don't celebrate Christmas? Didn't she research anything about this branch sect of Judaism? She's stupid and needs to stop showing her tired haggard face and stop playing the holier than thou mother of all celebs. I liked her better when she was a dirty big mouthed ho.
So, Madonna will move on to the next spiritual "flavor of the week." Watered down Buddhism? Watered down Taoism? Which is next, Esther?
So classic for these Hollywood simpletons...they jump on some spiritual guru's bandwagon, then when they realize that the faith may require some kind of sacrifice or real discipline (like any religion worth a damn) they run like the spoiled, pampered brats they are.
Madonna should just start up her own church...she already worships the ground she walks on. Then she could continue to do what she already does...whatever the f*&^%ck she wants.
Madonna will become a Muslim and wear a burkha. I'll be glad to not have to see her fugly old stretched face again!
please she will never leave the kabbalah center.. she is the person she is today because of it. Tigerlilly... Madonna has more talent, creativity, innovation then any other pop star out there so shut your dirty mouth
Maybe she should try born again snake handling baptist fundie, this important religious comunity has been woefully neglected by Hollywood and could use the PR
And Madonna would have to wear dresses to her ankles.
Everyone wins!
This bitch is all about the money. I bet the Kaballallabalabahists kept busting her balls for more cash. She's probably sick of being shaken down for lotsa de casha and she's putting a stop to it.
This bitch is all about the money. I bet the Kaballallabalabahists kept busting her balls for more cash. She's probably sick of being shaken down for lotsa de casha and she's putting a stop to it.
Is there a freaking echo in here or what?
Church,
Marrying people is a legal binding contract (at least for some of us). What cult, religion or stupid belief system you want to attach to said contract does not matter worth a hill of beans when said contract is terminated.
Who cares what George Carlin does after that marriage contract is up, whether it's due to death or divorce? So what? It is his right. At least he's not having some Scientology-induced, unscientific, cult feuled melt down on DAYTIME TV trashing Brooke Sheilds, while obviously needing Ritalin for that hyperactive train wreck on Oprah which proves vitamins did not cure him of his learning disorder anymore than Katie Holmes cured him of his homosexuality.
i think she needs to start her own religion called maddonaism. the study of madonna. check out my website!
SPIRITUAL BEINGS IM MY OPINION, DONT MEAN U NEED TO JOIN SOME FUCKIN OVERPRICED
OVER ZEALOUS ORGANIZED RELIGION THAT EMPTIES THEIR POCKETS FOR THEM.
IF SPRIRIT IS WITHIN ALL OF US, WHY JOIN THE CLUB AND PAY DUES SO SOME PREACHER CAN LIVE HIGH ON THE HOG.
who cares... stupid bitch
I'm not really a fan of ANY organized religion. They all have drawbacks. Yes, Scientology and Kabbalah are both very weird, essentially made-up religions, but even Christianity is strange if you really think about it. Just because it's an old religion doesn't mean it has gotten any more normal after 2000 years.
And by the way, Madonna's Kabbalah is NOT the same Kabbalah that was practiced thousands of years ago by only older Jewish men. It has been "modernized" by the Bergs. I saw an interview with them on 20/20 and my favorite jaw-dropping "fact" from them is how one does not need to be able to read Hebrew to get something from it. They claim that just looking at the words is enough. Craaaaaazy!
I hope I don't get stoned by my comment...just expressing some thoughts.
Why would Madonna need religion?
madonna -catholic turned fake jew with fake accent.
hows that for celebrity.
Madonna = irrelevant.
That's all that needs to be said.
Hey leave me out of this story!
I love her no matter what!
she's hot shit. hotter than any of you or me.
Maybe she should try born again snake handling baptist fundie, this important religious comunity has been woefully neglected by Hollywood and could use the PR
And Madonna would have to wear dresses to her ankles.
Everyone wins!
mishma | 07.09.06 - 9:36 pm | #
^^^holy shit, you rock!
rotflmao
She left one cult to form another one.One, where she is the commander, and will bed whomever she wants, b/c she can.(Icky hands and all) She is one sick , megalomaniac, and she needs to just fade away.
Well,if she goes away,, then Babs must also. I am a fag hag and I don't want my friends to get depressed. That will be a sad day, but I will support them. LOL
She needs ot go back to Catholicism, which was prolly the one she was taught as a child.
soul | 07.09.06 - 7:37 pm | #
Exactly what I think.
For the last 5 years or so, I've been planning on starting my own religion (cult). I've worked out most of the details. But I need a male partner who will screw all the women while I collect all the money. >
Good for her for not letting her kids watch tv. Kids should be out doing things, not being babysat by a picture box.
Too bad more adults don't take heed of this lesson... well... the successful ones do.
MK-
Do you have a regular 9 to 5 job anymore or are you doing this full time? You post so much I can't believe you can do it without The Man firing you! Que pasa?
Besos from Cabo San Lucas, btw. Come down and party in Baja sometime! We luv us some D Listed here!
My experiance with the Kabbalah center on Robertson Blvd in LA was this. They kept calling me when I registered on their website. A rabbi called me once a week for about a month, I told him that I felt that God would not charge 800 dollars for information that I could mostly get on the internet free. I think in this day and age of enlightenment, sects like these are dangerous, and they teach us to follow the leader.
Maybe we should learn to be the leader of our own lives.
Wait..so Madge's leaving Kaballaballa to join 'that other mystical religion' - scientology?
Or is she did she decide that Ester was a little too 'old lady' for herself?
She is a complete poseur! It's what ever the flavor of the month is. Guess the "Kaballaballa" month is up!
I agree it's probably the fact that they have their hands in her pockets, that gets to her.
are you fucking kidding me? no christmas? poor kids. fuck madonna and her "my kids can't watch tv" shit. bitch got famous by radio and tv and its not two thousand years ago so fuck off you gapped tooth hooker.
first!
oh wait, don't i look like an ass. my immediate thought was scientology. kaballah is so 2005. scientology is the new paganism.
florida girl, I think she doesn't want her kids to watch TV because she knows they'll see something from her past - kissing girls, masturbating on TV, that movie with Sean Penn, etc.
I thought my past exploits were embarrassing!
i hope they don't let her out! she deserves to be stuck in this celebrity chasing fake religion for the rest of her fake life!
fake like her accent!
madonna is down the tubes.
I don't see why not. She gave up Catholicism. Maybe she'll be a Scientologist next!
madonna is still one hot woman.. kabbalah or not
MADDY IS NOT LEAVING THE KHABBALAH UNFORTUNTLY
I HOPE IT S TRUE BUT.....
Madonna needs to shut her dirty, cocksucking mouth.
If you want a real religion, visit:
www.churchofareaology.com
It's a website dedicated to David Bowie and his enourmous wang.
TESTIFY!
BOWIE IS AS GOOD AS MADONNA
Ok then, you go find me a website dedicated to the worship of Madonna's saggy fanny.
Can't find one? It's because people stopped caring about her creased cunt decades ago.
HAIL BOWIE!
Wait, didn't Bowie do Kabbalah in the 70s?
He probably started the thing. This slag needs to stop ripping people off.
I hope he slaps her.
So where's the red string lately?
The phoniest, most self-absorbed cunt ever set down on this earth. That's the nicest thing I can think of to say about her.
...It's because people stopped caring about her creased cunt decades ago.
Walkman | 07.10.06 - 6:00 am | #
Sure *ROLLS EYES*.
The only thing that site proves is that David Bowie fans are NUTS.
Madonna is following Kaballah since 1997, so it's a "flavour of the month" thing.
I meant,
so it's not a "flavour of the month" thing.
I guess it's not trendy anymore
MADONNA WINNED A LOT OF MONEY SINCE RAY OF LIGHT(199
LOURDES+RAY OF LIGHT+KABBHALAH=$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$$$$$$$$$$$
SHE S SO CLEVER !
BRAVO
I hope she becomes a scientologist.
I HOPE SHE WILL DIVORCE OF THAT STUPID ASS GUY RITCHIE HOLE UNTALENTED
Good Morning Dlisted Freaks. Happy Monday...
MADONNA: Who really gives a rats ass?
I hope she does quit. So we don't have to hear about it anymore.
HEY STUPIDA CHRISSY=
MADONNA IS A LEGEND OK?
HEY STUPIDA CHRISSY=
MADONNA IS A LEGEND OK?
I AM ITALIAN OK????
I AM ITALIAN BUT....
I APPRECIATE ZIDANE ACTUALLY
SO...
I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM
AND I REMENBER ZIDANE AT THE MADONNA S CONCERT REINVENTION IN PARIS IN 2004 SEPTEMBER
....
BISOUS ZIZOU
we need a new post. im sick of looking at madonna
Hey LaGarce - How the hell are ya
LOL Walkman, what a wonderful link! Finally, a church for something I've been practicing for years 
I don't think celebrities should endorse religion in general. Seems like they view themselves as god-like or something.
Tom Cruise, Vadge, Kirk Cameron, Willie Aames.. the list goes on and on an on (to the break'a break'a dawn...)
OOPS AND BY THE WAY
YOURI=LA GARCE
OK FUCKERS???????????
SO BEHAVE YOUR ASSES!!!!!
I CAN T STOP MASTURBATING WATCHING THE SEX BOOK AND TONY WARD
WHAT A HOT GIGIE!!!!!!
MY BOTTOM HURTS JUST THINKING ABOUT HIS LITTLE WILLY IN HUSTLER WHITE
LOVE YOU TONY!!!
Does anyone understand WTF La Garce writes? I sure don't....
Did everyone hear? TMZ.COM is hinting that Baby Suri Cruise may not exist.
They saw the birth certificate and it seems like there are a few things wrong with it.
I knew there was NO baby.
Does anyone understand WTF La Garce writes? I sure don't....
Gary Coleman | 07.10.06 - 10:13 am | #
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE BABE!
Does anyone understand WTF La Garce writes? I sure don't....
Gary Coleman | 07.10.06 - 10:13 am | #
No, nor do I think I want to. I think he just carries on a conversation with himself..
Maybe she's switching to Scientology! babahahahaha
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/
Aw...ind.060710.html
soooo Lohan. it says in here how she hates to be around attractive girls- and its a known fact she does.
Does anyone understand WTF La Garce writes? I sure don't....
Gary Coleman | 07.10.06 - 10:13 am | #
No, nor do I think I want to. I think he just carries on a conversation with himself..
tezee | 07.10.06 - 10:17 am | #
be careful babe
don t play with me ok?
soooo Lohan. it says in here how she hates to be around attractive girls- and its a known fact she does.
JackRyan | 07.10.06 - 10:20 am | #
LOHAN IS A MEDIOCRE STARLET
it doesnt matter---we all have been thinking morgan was lohan and this just confirms it, really.
TRUE
i think it was on here about a month ago when i read about lindsay jealous of other pretty girls in the same room.
hello to the house!
hey bitch
Mornin' bitch
I M NOT YOUR BITCH
HANG YOUR SHIT ON YOUR PARENTS
MOTHER SUCKERS!
MK!!!!!!!!!! WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
howdy JR
I see you're keeping it as what passes for normal despite the bullshit. always a pleasure.
TEST
hey Chryssy
same goes.
M NOT YOUR BITCH
HANG YOUR SHIT ON YOUR PARENTS
MOTHER SUCKERS!
la garce | Homepage | 07.10.06 - 10:35 am | #
We weren't talking to you
FLSE
Hey LaGarce, dial it down a gram!
We weren't talking to you
Chryssy needs coffee | 07.10.06 - 10:36 am | #
MOI NON PLUS TROUDUCUL
so i watched the simple life last night and i have to say nicole richie cracks me up!
she is fucking gold compared to the piece of shit she "co-stars" with
DLISTED IS NOT FOR PIPOL WHO SLEEP
IF YOU CAN T STAND LA GARCE
GET OF OF DLISTED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
La Garce, it means nothing to me. Type in English
JackRyan | 07.10.06 - 10:24 am | #
morgan mayhem = lindsay lohan
pixie mixie = nicole richie
La Garce, it means nothing to me. Type in English
Chryssy needs coffee | 07.10.06 - 10:40 am | #
LA GARCE IS WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE
It's all make-believe.. hey.. why trade that for santa? Huh?
i thought pixie mixie was mary kate olsen>?>
HEY DC!!!ARE U NUTS?
still means nothing
OK I M GONNA HAVE MY PILATES
CIAO CHERIS
still means nothing
Chryssy needs coffee | 07.10.06 - 10:42 am
IS YOUR LIFE AS EMPTY???
I FEEL FANTASTIC
I LOVE MYSELF
YOU RE SO PATHETIC IF IF I COMPARE
LA GARCE AND YOUR STUPID COMMENTS
WELL
I AM BORED
GONNA WORK MY MEAT
JackRyan,
Check this out:
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Aw...05/
050623f.html
Check this out:
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Aw...05/ 050623f.html
O WOW-- THANKS!
test
t est
LeGarce needs to work more than penis pilates, I recommend, oh, upping the dose. Yes, that is what is needed here...
Good Morning Hot Mamas
LA GARCE IS WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE
la garce | Homepage | 07.10.06 - 10:41 am | #
It's not actually. I've been wanting it to be gone, and that hasn't happened yet.
Let me guess... another reinvention? How risque
Everything you need Madonna is right in your own backyard. Go find it... Looking forward to seeing you again.
Who gives a fuck... she's a cow
LA GARCE IS WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE
la garce | Homepage | 07.10.06 - 10:41 am
Be Sweet.
will be so funny if she quits kabbalah.. she really is the dumbest bitch on earth, no contest. she makes britney look like goddamn einstein.
actually, guy richie might be dumber than her, to stay with that evil whore this long. that guy has no balls whatsoever.
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