!st?
Jake shaved his beard, double entendre intended.
I don't get Jake's appeal. I'm not into that shit. However, I would still let him tap it.
Yeah, Jake isn't that hot i'm sorry.
OMG ! 2 in a row!!!!!!!!! Bike shorts do not become you Jake sweetie, but I guess they keep your butt from getting chapped.
Jake - Yes, Yes, Yes
Lance - Total jackass with attitude
Matthew - FUGLY (sexyist man, no way)
My guess is Lance and Matt are taking turns riding Jake...uh his bike ...yeah that's right... Matt and Lance are taking turns riding Jake's bike
Lance and Jake look like the gay twins. Why are they wearing the same shit?
Really, almost no man can pull off the biker shorts. Sort of like speedos, it just shouldn't be done.
*rocking back and forth* jake isn't gay, jake isn't gay...
Is this the beggining of beautiful love triangle?? Lance and Matthew both have homes near me, I will have to keep an eye out to see who their nightly visitors are.
Maybe Jake is going to play Lance in a film about his life and battle with cancer. This is just research.
now if they could just get tom cruise and ryan seacrest their village men would be complete!
They have a bike club, it's so cute!
Can someone tell me why we think that Matthew is gay?
Is there evidence to support this?
I don't care one way or the other, but I'm wondering why so many sites seem to think this.
Of the three, I'd only do Jake; although I have girl parts, so there's a question as to whether he'd do me.
Anonymous | Edit comment Delete comment | 07.10.06 - 5:05 pm | #
A few months ago Page Six ran a blind item about him. He picked up some dude at Bungalow 8 and let the dude blow him at his hotel room and then kicked him out.
LA | Edit comment Delete comment | Email | Homepage | 07.10.06 -
I'd do all three, but I would do Matthew first then Lance then Jake
Lets name their bike club!
why Matthew first, and not Jake?
I fuckin hate Lance Armstrong ie first dumping his wife and kids after she suffered thru his stupid bike racing obsession and cancer and them fucking Cheryl Crow over WHILE she wagoing thru cancer...I also hate those stupid fuckin yellow bracelets that every asshole in Hollywood was wearing for so long!!! UGH this guy is an evil self absorbed fuckin prick..I hope his dick is ruined from having his bike seat stuffed into it so hard!!! EWWWW And he is a big ol star FUCKER...bike riding with these guys...WHY??? friend desperate much?????
"just because I had oral sex with a man doesn't make me gay!" - Tom Cruise
Matthew has a hotter body than Jake, Jake honestly doesn't do it for me. He'd probably want to cuddle after sex. Matthew would just throw me out or hit me and I'm into that.
The Triplets of GayVille
patty cake | 07.10.06 - 5:09 pm | #
well, you can be comforted by the fact that he only has one ball. and yes, he is a prick.
You're right, MK,he'd just get up and walk away, light a doobie.
Actually, Lance met his wife AFTER he had cancer. People get this fact wrong all the time.
Biking in LA makes about as much sense as driving a Hummer in narrow-streets London (still doesn't stop the little fuckers from doing it though).
Shit, MK. You've even got them on a prioritized list. Now that's organisation.
Michael K | Homepage | 07.10.06 - 5:11 pm | #
You kinky little slut... 
it's raining men!!!!!!!
they really should play that song while the guys race. 
MK not everyone in biker shorts is gay
They wouldn't do any other sport. The opportunity to wear tights is just too good to pass.
Matthew has a hotter body than Jake, Jake honestly doesn't do it for me. He'd probably want to cuddle after sex. Matthew would just throw me out or hit me and I'm into that.
Michael K | Homepage | 07.10.06 - 5:11 pm | #
Exactly, Michael K, Jake would cuddle! He'd probably invite the dogs on the bed, too. That's what I love about him!
brent - Bikers in LA are a major pet peeve of mine. They think they own the whole damn road, and it requires tremendous restraint on my part to avoid running them down.
Doesn't help that I deplore Lance Armstrong.
jake's hot. the rest i can do without. i wouldnt mind jake-ing off with that dude.
brent - Bikers in LA are a major pet peeve of mine. They think they own the whole damn road, and it requires tremendous restraint on my part to avoid running them down.
-LA
Oh for god's sake... as if fat ass americans need another reason to get their fat fucking asses behind the wheel of a car and drive like fucking maniacs.
That guy that was killed by a driver in San Fran yesterday - totally hot. What a fucking loss of life.
Drivers, I know bikers are annoying - but come on man... they are not hurting the environment, they are not pushing up gas prices or dependency on unstable political regimes, Lance Armstrong may be a steroid taking dick but he's raised hundreds of millions of dollars for cancer research, and LA is about the worst goddmaned city for motherfuckers driving their cars and shooting each other while there is no downtown parking and highways are either like war zones or parking lots. Lay off the fucking bikers.
LA - and you've got 5 or 6 lanes of room to avoid them.
Try doing it when they're in the middle of a one-way street no wider than 20-25 feet. And if you get too close, fuckers will kick your car or start pounding their fist on your trunk.
Still, so many of them get killed here every year I can't feel too bad. Natural selection at it's finest.
Is Michael K like 3 days behind everyone else?
Geez.
Not all Americans are fat-ass!
*Shoving another Tasty cake in mouth*
Tell us how you really feel Billy! 
I think you been savin that one up!
Still, so many of them get killed here every year I can't feel too bad. Natural selection at it's finest.
brent
That is asinine. As if driving a car makes you automatically smarter than bikers [esp in cities where there are no bike lanes] when biking is good for the body and we all need more exercise.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/
ar...BAGT1JSHJE1.DTL
this hottie is gone from us (granted this one does sound like his fault..turning left into a truck...)
Billy, some of us can't ride our bikes when there's a foot of snow in February. Not everyone lives in L.A.
HEY MOTHER FUCKERS! IT’S LITTLE FUCKING BUNNY FOO FOO! Listen up shit-heads, cause I don’t have all fucking day. This site blows more than Blohan and Richie at the Tmobile Sidekick Party! It blows more than Pete Doherty at Fuckfest 2006! It sucks harder than Mouse does on Hagface’s dick! YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? Because SOMEONE decided to turn into a little bitch and bite the fucking hands that fed him! That same someone (cough, cough MK) decided to put on a pink pleather skirt and go all Perez on everyone! WTF? Yeah, you heard me! Now it’s HSL of the day instead of HOT SLUT! Now it’s less snark and more ass kissing! Next MK and Paris will be butt-burglarizing Joe Francis and going to Papa Joe Simpson’s Jesus Juice Picnic! Guess what bitches? Me no likey! You know what else I hate? Getting a cheeto comment deleted while a comment about someone being a n_gger gets to stay! What the fuck is up with that shit? OH NO YOU DIDN’T MK!!! You loved us and emailed us and it was one big happy shitfest! Then all of a sudden KFC and Bargain Basement decide to throw some cash your way and you have to turn into a total fucking douche-bag! This LeGarce fool comes in and it’s mass chaos but you didn’t do SHIT about that. Not a thing! Yeah, I get it that you don’t like to ban people. I don’t like it either but maybe instead of banning comments about vaginas you should concentrate more on the trolls, haters and fuck-wadds like LeGarce instead of the people who loved and supported you! DAMMIT BEAVIS! Shit! MK you know you’re hurting without us or you wouldn’t be posting like a dog in heat every five minutes! Pretty soon you bitches will be wishing you could hear about my cheeto vagina and how Mouse and I burned down Sassy’s Meth Lab and crashed the ratwagon into Hagface’s drug den! You’ll wish you could eat meth burgers at the 2006 Hot Tub party while Prico serves grilled dick on a stick! You’ll crave cheetos everywhere you go and remember the good ol’ days when Dlisted was more fun then the Dick sucking party in Sassy’s basement! Now it’s just like one big Nerd Herd and someone forgot to bring the beer! SHIT! Whatever. I’ll take licking Dayanara’s cheeto snatch and Prico’s dirtstar over this horse shit any day of the fucking week! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
!!
Fashiongoof - I know, just responding to these two:
brent - Bikers in LA are a major pet peeve of mine. They think they own the whole damn road, and it requires tremendous restraint on my part to avoid running them down.
-LA
I don't live in LA. Thank God.
dear jake, it's about time you shaved.
p.s. come out of the closet
HEY MOTHER FUCKERS! IT’S LITTLE FUCKING BUNNY FOO FOO!
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Whoa... I concede (psycho)
i don't mind people riding bikes. what i DO mind is bikers that hog the whole fucking lane. i'm sorry, but these roads were built for cars, and unless you can get your bike going as fast as my car, you need to ride on the fucking side, it's not that hard! if you can't handle that, go ride somewhere else or ride in front of an 18 wheeler.
i can't speak for LA though. i'm sure the drivers there are certifiable maniacs. hell, you'd have to be a maniac just to live there.
So, I really must have missed something here. I was wondering where all the "usual" posters went. Weird.
celebrity hater - just saying that the cities should provide bike lanes so fat ass americans can have a choice and get some exercise.. shouldn't have to choose between Dying Trying to Get to Work, and Trying to Live Heathily.
That's all.
fashiongoof there was some silly kerfluffle.... some left, some changed names. Some are still crying over something-something.
Ask Aunt Tata
brent - An offshoot of social Darwinism, eh?
billy - I'm kidding, relax! I agree with your last paragraph @5:23!
i'd still sniff all three seats. what can i say, it's my dry spell.
You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you!
You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you. No matter how long it takes, no matter how far, I will find you!
sean
I know this one (last of the mohicans)... never laughed so hard in my life. Daniel Day Lewis is hot though. So was that chick. Madeleine? Stowe? Whatever happened to her....
billy - I'm sorry for the guy in SF, truly I am. I am a very conservative driver in a small economy car and I use a tank of gas a MONTH. But there are bikers around here who have turned into their own version of gang-bangers. They ride 4-6 abreast down the street instead of single file, and they bully pedestrians down. There are two sides to this story.
LA - agreed. Some of them are maniacs too.....
*kiss kiss*
tank of gas a month... nice... i drive a hummer (J/K)
ohlala
OH NO YOU DIDN'T! MK!!! You better scold Billy Balls and LA for going off topic! Holy shit! They might start talking about vaginas or doritos! Imagine the horror! This isn't a chatroom people! Stay on topic! Okay, here's my on-topic comment - MK's just mad because Matthew McConaghey doesn't wanna fuck him! Snort.
billy balls | Homepage | 07.10.06 - 5:23 pm | #
Agree with every word you said! And Los Angeles is a boil upon the face of God's beautiful earth, give me San Francisco any day of the week.
Little Bunny Fuck Face I was talking about bikers... see the pic of the bikers.. it's not off-topic
goddammit
paranodiot- is that tai shan?
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 07.10.06 - 5:45 pm | #
Wow! You sound truly pissed off.
1) They all suck (not bikers, but most of them are pretty f'in arrogant too)each other's dicks...I mean, suck in general. Couldn't give a rat's ass about the lot of em...
2) In addition to the page 6 item MK is refering too, there is a major queer shot of MM mostly nude, surrounded by guys, and getting cupped by one while he looks like he is sailing to the moon. Can't describe it any better than that...search archives in laineygossip.com to find it.
3) fashion whoever: I'm with you-- didn't know where everyone went, but clearly I was out to lunch when the shit hit the fan. site's still fine by me though, so fuck em if they can't handle it (although they were funny fuckers though). LaGarce has got to crawl up his own ass and die, however...
LBFF - you are sorely missed!
i wanna know what the drama was! bunny foo foo up there seems to have something on the brain. dish.
I missed bunny's avatar...
I missed bunny's avatar...
Laurie
It's the best one eh? like the ferocious white rabbit from the Holy Grail movies...
Little Bunny Foo, where are you? Come back! Gone........sigh.
billy balls from last thread: yup, widely reported as one of Heidi's girls. Rumor is that is how Sheen met her.
*cowers as MK pulls off topic comment*
Something tells me everyone who was supposedly sent away is still here.
fg they're still here.. lurking... they can't stay away...
Oh yeah, and one more thing! LA you are kissing MK's ass so much I can smell your shit-breath from here! My God! Why don't you just open your mouth and let MK shit in it?
fashion goof: naw, prico couldn't have kept his snarky comments to hisself...they were too good. Thank goodness Tim's still captioning photos...
Goddamit, Foo. Get back here before I take away your stash. *chasing Foo with hairbrush*
MK's shit smells like roses, Ms. Foo
There's always something happenin' @ Dlisted.
...but only Denzel Washington can shit in my mouth...
(damn, off topic again! Too much coffee this afternoon...bye yall)
what a bunch of dumb cunts and you know who you are
move along
move along
Fashiongoof- Who the fuck are you asshat? LeGarce's valtrex handler? Snort.
Billy Balls - Obviously we can stay away. We HAVE and we will. Everyone was wondering where the fuck we went and I told them. Quit being a shit-head and say something funny. Oh wait, all the funny people left! My bad!
Well, I, for one, just got back from vacation today and what a facking mess it was in here.
From what I gather, no one was sent away, they left.......
Maybe we all need to go down to Wildwood and let some greasy rebels bang the $%&*@*% out of us.
Then we can all get back to normal!
I'm coming Mousie!
Bye you stupid bitches! Have fun being bored to tears every day!
LBFF - I never knew you had such a problem with me before. I don't know what I could possibly gain from kissing MK's ass, but whatever. You're entitled to your opinion. I am absolutely enjoying his snarky participation in comments, I don't deny it. Not sure why that offends you so much, nor do I care.
Billy Balls - Obviously we can stay away. We HAVE and we will. Everyone was wondering where the fuck we went and I told them. Quit being a shit-head and say something funny. Oh wait, all the funny people left! My bad!
Little Bunny Fuck Face
Oooooooooooooooo. I wasn't wondering. I just want to make fun of celebrities b/c it makes me feel better about myself. And it's fun to kick people when they're down.
later
Are Jessucka, Jennifer, Jenner, blue rose, sha la la and noanjl "boycotting" too? I miss those girls........
I'm coming Mousie!
Bye you stupid bitches! Have fun being bored to tears every day!
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 07.10.06 - 6:00 pm
Listen you motherfucker who the fuck do you think you are?
Yeah i thought your funny and you are slut but Fuck OFF bitch!I mean i am very sad all of you aint coming back but your comments werent neccessary!
If you hate dlisted and MK then please spare us with you bullshit,bitch.Fine you aint coming back what do you want slut?Do you want us to beg you to come back-FUCK YOUUUU!
We will do just fine without you!
2) In addition to the page 6 item MK is refering too, there is a major queer shot of MM mostly nude, surrounded by guys, and getting cupped by one while he looks like he is sailing to the moon. Can't describe it any better than that...search archives in laineygossip.com to find it.
Laurie | 07.10.06 - 5:48 pm | #
Nope. The picture you are talking about is partially fake. There were no extra guys in the original. The person cupping him is actually Sandra Bullock - they were dating at the time.
Scorpio - I missed all of the drama this weekend, so I'm not sure who all is boycotting. (or why)
Listen you motherfucker who the fuck do you think you are?
Yeah i thought your funny and you are slut but Fuck OFF bitch!I mean i am very sad all of you aint coming back but your comments werent neccessary!
If you hate dlisted and MK then please spare us with you bullshit,bitch.Fine you aint coming back what do you want slut?Do you want us to beg you to come back-FUCK YOUUUU!
We will do just fine without you!
Valerie | Homepage | 07.10.06 - 6:05 pm | # 
Holy Shit!! It's getting hot in here - guess it's time for me to go home. Have a great night everyone.
JJ: why do you insist on spoiling my greatest fantasies??????...maybe I added all the boys surrounding him in my mind....
..bye bye Ms. Foo, thanks for everything!
Anorexorcist i mean if they are boycotting the site then why did LBFF feel the need to came here and write all that shit!
It aint cool,do what you have to do but dont act like god or something!
I dont know why they are boycotting and i am sad they left some shithead get them,specially after they been here for soo long!
But that is their decision and i think Dlisted will survive because its the best blog out there!
I looked for the picture on laineygossip.com, but couldn't find it. Can you give me a direct link?
Nevermind, here it is:
http://www.laineygossip.com/pics...thew%
20hoff.jpg
No boys, though, Laurie.
come on that pic is photoshopped
Jake's such a bottom, isn't he?
If Jake and Jared Leto ever hooked up there'd be no one to be on top.
Nevermind, here it is:
http://www.laineygossip.com/pics...thew% 20hoff.jpg
No boys, though, Laurie.
Hey is this real or fake?
That is asinine. As if driving a car makes you automatically smarter than bikers [esp in cities where there are no bike lanes] when biking is good for the body and we all need more exercise.
billy balls | Homepage | 07.10.06 - 5:29 pm |
Exactly. Riding a bike in a city where there are no real bike lanes is pretty dumb. There are many ways to exercise that don't involve putting your and others' lives at risk.
Exactly. Riding a bike in a city where there are no real bike lanes is pretty dumb. There are many ways to exercise that don't involve putting your and others' lives at risk.
brent
well then the cities should make bike lanes. Plenty of ways to be dependent on arab oil at $10/gallon too... kill the environment b/c everyone has to drive their SUV to work. Wasting time sitting in traffic.
I think more people should ride bikes, but that cities should accommodate them, not force them into traffic. Where they're totally annoying for drivers as well.
Anyway this conversation bores me now, smell ya later.
i think it's funny that foo pops up out of no where with this 2 page speech. probably spent a whole week writing it and plotting this day. it's just a blog, why get so worked up over it??? it's sad if foo spends so much time thinking about us.
Ok on topic in my country there are a lot of bikers and i have to say i hate them with a passion!They are everywhere and we dont have almost any bike lanes so imagine how frustrated is to drive behind a biker until you can safely drive pass him!
think it's funny that foo pops up out of no where with this 2 page speech. probably spent a whole week writing it and plotting this day. it's just a blog, why get so worked up over it??? it's sad if foo spends so much time thinking about us.
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 07.10.06 - 6:21 pm | #
Well said,i agree!
i think it's funny that foo pops up out of no where with this 2 page speech. probably spent a whole week writing it and plotting this day. it's just a blog, why get so worked up over it??? it's sad if foo spends so much time thinking about us.
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 07.10.06 - 6:21 pm | #
Word.
I see Matt is sober, jake is still fugly and I have no opinion on Lance
no beard.
i like jake. why do people think he's gay?
cuz' he did one gay movie so he must be gay....
Iwishhewasgay
I think Jake is not gay.Its just the dream of many gay bloggers(MK excluded)and i dont belive M.M is gay either and until i get a hot sex tape with one of those guys i wont!
oh yeah, the gay cowboy movie. so i guess heath's gay too?
oh dear...sigh... 
yes, all actors are gay....
Whoa, just read LBFF's meltdown. I am crushed to know that without the cheeto crew, the laughter will be no more on Dlisted. It is also good to know that unless you give into mob mentality, you are an ass kisser. It is also a real education to find that if you praise someone you genuinely appreciate, you are an sycophant. I feel so, so oh who am I kidding...LBFF can go fuck herself.
why do people keep saying matthew mcC is gay? unless there's proof, people need to stop jumping down his throat just because they wish he were.
True. They want him to be gay so that they can make fun of him for it but he will never will be. They do look absolutely ridiculous here!
Hey Foo, all of you bitches have been forgotten already. Must have realized that and had to come back and remind us who you were. We're all doing just fine without you and the rest of your crew. What's sad is that the Foo I use to enjoy reading in here was nothing like the complete psycho bitch that you really seem to be. Too bad. Why don't you and Mousie and whoever else was in that clique of yours go play somewhere else. We know you're still lurking around here and probably posting comments under different names. This site is the best and would be hard to stay away from which is obvious since you still felt the need to come back and mouth off.
And LA you're the best. Jealous bitches just don't know how to get back in without looking like complete idiots.
Exactly. Riding a bike in a city where there are no real bike lanes is pretty dumb. There are many ways to exercise that don't involve putting your and others' lives at risk.
brent
billy balls | Homepage | 07.10.06 - 6:21 pm | #
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you make it sound like riding a bike is a hobby and not a bonafide method of transportation. some of us can't afford to buy a car, and are not going to put ourselves in hock for the next 6 years to own one and deal with the high ass registration and insurance fees that come with it.
some of us can't afford to depend upon public transportation to get us where we need to go when we need to be there and get us back.
riding bikes should be encouraged, not discouraged. and for those of you who can't are too damn impatient to share the road with a cyclist, fuck you. LOL y'all are the same people who think it's your god given right to run a red light, take the right of way from pedestrians, and cause motorcyclists to hate you for being so fucking inattentive while you're eating/talking on a cell phone/ putting on makeup/arguing/off in la la land/ drunk behind the wheel. It's no big deal to share the road with a cyclist. If you can't share it, you're not driving safely in the first place.
I think LBFF and some of the other regulars had themselves believing that alot of people actually came here to read about their lives rather than about celebs...
I feel kind of sorry for them actually...this was their LIFE!!!!
Whoa, just read LBFF's meltdown. I am crushed to know that without the cheeto crew, the laughter will be no more on Dlisted. It is also good to know that unless you give into mob mentality, you are an ass kisser. It is also a real education to find that if you praise someone you genuinely appreciate, you are an sycophant. I feel so, so oh who am I kidding...LBFF can go fuck herself.
Mishma | 07.10.06 - 6:47 pm | #
Brilliant
No idea about Jake, but the other two would turn gay if they thought it would get them more attention. Media whores.
Someone forgot that in dumping Sheryl he also dumped her friends. Now he has to find himself some new Hollywood buddies to still feel important. It's getting beyond pathetic.
My only comment on biking is where I live, we have many curvy mountain two lane roads. Between the bands of 5-6 bikers, psycho ninja Kawasaki riders, putting Harley Davidson riders and the obligatory SUVs drivers that have no experience on sketchy roads, it's a madhouse. You really "split the difference" constantly. We have many parks with bike trails, why can't the bikers use those?
mmmmmmmmm jakealicious.
I love Jake yes he gets on my nervs when he dosent shave but he really seems like a nice guy who was raised by great parents.Definetly a refreshment after all the Colin Farrels and other bad boys without any manners!But i could be wrong since i dont know the guy,he could be a total bastard but i can dream!
Before you consider running down someone who's riding a bicycle, remember that in Los Angeles, on the road is where bicycles are supposed to be.
We're not allowed on the sidewalk as we're considered vehicles, and if we ride too close to parked cars, we get hit when someone opens a car door without looking.
When I'm not working, I ride my bike a lot, becase it's exercise and I'm not burning $3.50 per gallon gas while I run errands.
I know it's frustrating for motorists, but please cut those of us on bicycles some slack.
HEY MOTHER FUCKERS! IT’S LITTLE FUCKING BUNNY FOO FOO! Listen up shit-heads, cause I don’t have all fucking day. This site blows
...blahblahblah...blahblahblah...
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
!!
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 07.10.06 - 5:32 pm | #
Well, willya look at that... LBFF turns out to be a bunny-boiler. Poor crazy freak. And stupid too. LBFF didn't even know that the bunny in her avatar was from Monty Python and the Holy Grail when she started using it. Stupid!
Jesus loves you.
Hate to break it you bitch, you ain't funny *snort*.
joy were you trolling here a few weeks ago? I thought it might be you. Don't be a troll!
Excuse me Pats? I was talking to bff.
No, I wasn't replying to your "not funny bitch" that you just posted. There was a big discussion about who was trolling a few weeks back and I agreed with everybody that it was probably you. That's all. I try to be honest. I don't always succeed, but at least I try.
I don't troll. I never ever post under a different name Ever, Take it or leave it.
OK no problem. Me neither. I always keep the same name, except I changed to pats from paula because of the patsy avatar.
Wern't you 2 Pink Baloons at one time?
No, I was paula, I had that rubber yellow dude as an avatar. I think 2 Pink Balloons is now 2 Pink, and has a flower as an avatar.
"All the funny people left."
Are you fucking kidding me? I guess spamming the comments box daily with your un-funny inside jokes and usual nonsense = "funny"?
Foo is a bunny boiler, LMAO Pats!!!
Litte Bunny Fuck Face is a Gurl??? I ALWAYS thouht it was a he... maybe that explains it.. shit....
One little attention whore f*cking another attention whore, lalalalalalaaalaaaa
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 07.10.06 - 5:32 pm | #
That was the most pathetic piece of bullshit i've ever seen on this blog. And this blog is full of bullshit - that's why everyone loves it.
One little attention whore f*cking another attention whore, lalalalalalaaalaaaa
Killjoy | 07.10.06 - 8:00 pm | #
Attention whore.
It was dramatic and heartfelt. Over a blog? How pathetic.
I don't know whether to freak you or fight you.
So the Cheetos crew has been replaced with La Garce. None of you should quit your day jobs.
Who's Le Garce?
i don't care if mcconaughey is gay.. but i do know he's a tool
I can't think of anything much more silly than boycotting a blog.MK didn't even do anything to them. It's HIS blog- and I'd much rather see him commenting then a couple of women that think his blog will be hurt if they aren't around.Loco.
So let's break it down, basically they thought they were responsible for the sucess of Dlisted.
Wow, LBFF needed her therapy I guess. Hard to realize that your 'boycott' backfired? Awww, what a shame, now us non regs can actually have FUN in the comments and can post and get responses with or without avatar.
Yeah, the truth hurts. MK used to always post in the comments before you took it over, remember LA? Yeah, LA was here long before you guys were. Hard to believe this place exised before you, I know. MK should send you a check for making him SOOOOO popular.
Yes joydivision, they thought they made him what he is today. Did you see her say "bite the hand that fed you" ?
How precious.
Delusional-foo-foo.
sick.
Stupid cheeto cunts better stick to their promise to never come back.
blechhh
silly uneducated twats need to read archives before they attempt to deceive average posters.
remember Running Scared...part deux has begun
Clap clap Cool Vids. Clap clap.
i wanna worship at the house of little bunny foo foo
i'm pleasantly amazed cuz i thought i was the only one who didn't get the coolness of certain "regs"....
WTF just happened?
Shawn Ray | 07.10.06 - 9:38 pm | #
Well, the house of LBFF is any local mental hospital
pats | Homepage | 07.10.06 - 7:33 pm | #
JD wasn't trolling! And Mizro wasn't either, even though everyone though it was her.
You know, I will feel better recommending this site to people now that the bunny boiler and co. have departed. There was just too much crap to wade through.
It got ugly there for a little while this afternoon, Michael. Ooops, I'm probably going to be accused of kissing your ass now!
LA | Homepage | 07.10.06 - 9:48 pm | #
I'm reading some of that shit. I love how they think they created my shit. Ths site was around a lot longer than them. And my traffic has actually gotten better since they have been gone.
Thanks for clearing up the troll business MK!
There have been some fights between people here that make no absolutely no sense to me. Sometimes I have no idea who to hell to talk to. What happens if two people that I enjoy talking to get into a fight? I just try to talk to whoever is here that's being friendly and not insane. That's about all we can hope for here because we're all anonymous.
LBFF's meltdown speaks for itself.
Michael - I know tons of people who read your blog daily and have never once opened the comments. It's your website to run as you wish. I cannot believe anyone has a problem with that.
pats - word.
LA | Homepage | 07.10.06 - 10:06 pm | #
It's true. Like less than 5% of all readers actually click on the comment link. Thanks LA seriously, I try to run it fairly, but those hos were the trolls.
i went off on a fabulous three week vacation to italy and come back to hear about trolls and regulars and boycotters. i have this one day to enjoy dlisted before i have to go back and work for the man.
and i would seriously sniff all three of those bike seats.
Thanks for clearing my name M.K. !
Hola lovers, fighters, hookers, projectile skeeters, and johns. *puts down glass of Cabernet Sauvignon... If you're all truly done with those women/men who no longer post here, then why over-analyze their frequent comments? It seems indicative of the fact that you MAY, in fact, care. There's a whole thread's worth of responses here, saying how much you don't care and that you're glad they're gone. Then truly "don't care" and "be glad" and move on.
And P.S. I thought that spandex biking shorts caused cheddar dick, which would be the male equivalent of a yeast infection, no?
mmm...cheddar...mk, would you hit that??!
Did anyone say they didn't care? I just seen comments of people saying they're glad their gone. Of course they care and they want to express it. Just making their voice known, since they couldn't do it before.
You are correct in your theory of spandex and cheddar dick. He still looks hot in them.
I would have told them all to fuck off. The nerve of them asking for money! And then one of the bastards bragged about getting the meal for free. Bunch of assholes.
Laurie | 07.10.06 - 11:04 pm | #
Yes, cheddar and all!
Where is the love? I am not feeling it on this comment post. If you don't like this site, then don't visit it. That being said, I do miss Hot Slut of the Day that has been placed by HSL. However, if it means Michael K makes more money from sponsers, then I say I can live with HSL. It is business after all. I still want to see Sonia Braga on as the HSL. Also, Lamb Chop gets my vote for Hot Slut of the Year.
Forgive the terrible grammar... I do like my rum and coke.
- MK's just mad because Matthew McConaghey doesn't wanna fuck him! Snort.
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 07.10.06 - 5:45 pm | #
Somewhat like how your boyfriend doesn't want to marry you? Snort.
Jake is gorgeous!
Thanks Michael K
Jake's bicycle seat is 'ribbed'. Eew...
The bicycle seats are specially made to excite their bits, so that they can have a great time in the bushes.
Good Morning & DAYUM...I see you all had one hell of a bitchfest last night.
ON TOPIC: I don't see anything wrong woth Matthew asking for the money. Come on!!!! The paps make a fortune off their pics.
OMG! OMG! My dreams have come true! HE SHAVED! LA! Are you seeing this? God he's hot...
LMAO! I just read LBFF's meltdown last night! Holy Shit! They really think their comments made this page!? OMG...that is some funny shit! No one gives a fuck. Things have been really fun the past few days.
LMAO!
HOT Sweaty Matt - YUMMY
Lets get one thing straight here, nobody comes to read about the gangbangs in the comment box. Please!!! A hot slut is a hot slut no matter if its spelled HSL!
Well alrighty then!!!
this shits getting me fired! yay!!
oh, and beatnick stripes are so tired
Little Bunny Foo Foo | 07.10.06 - 5:32 pm | #
Damn girl take a tranquilizer! I actually used to really like the comments you all used to make, but if you want to talk about being a bitch, take a look in the mirror. It's very high school-esque to talk down on people because they don't conform to what you want them to. If you have a problem with MK, that's your business, but it's very immature of you to start talking crap about the other posters here, most of whom have never said a bad word about you. Making a big stink about staying away and then coming back to post a rant before attempting to make yourself look oh so powerful by proclaiming you're leaving again just makes you look foolish. I don't agree with everything MK says or does either, but I don't pitch a hissy fit about it. Boycotting means just that, not coming by when you please to say what you want and taking off. Obviously, Dlisted is doing fine without you. You are not the be all end all of this site, and you need some serious help if you think you are. I don't think you really succeeded in doing anything other than perhaps handing MK a good laugh out of that post.
I apologize, but, I must say this. MK is probably posting more because he doesn't have to answer e-mails from housewives every 2 minutes. If you're gonna say what you do, do what you say. This never was your blog, and it never will be. Everything you've said about anyone can now be said for yourself. Good day.
What other dude has Lance gone down on?
omg, hilarious!!!
do i agree with some of the stuff LBFF said? of course...hell, i even got mad for a minute and "boycotted", but honestly shit ain't even that serious...
i kinda like the new dlisted--you don't have to wade through personal chat and private jokes anymore; everything is on topic and still funny...there are no more cliques and the feeling of being "left out", its all good.
on topic: the ambigously gay duo (plus one!) strikes again...
i guess this would be a bad time to ask LBFF if her friend who works for american idol can help me get meet and greet tickets, huh?
if you've stayed away, how do you know everyone is asking about you
oops, that was me.
I would so do Jake! He was fucking gorgeous in Brokeback Mountain!
Drama
WTF just happened?
Michael K | Homepage | 07.10.06 - 9:41 pm | #
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