aww he's such a good Papa 
Love him.
FIRST
Marry me johnny!!!!
"If only Johnny was there to be the voice of the brunette one. I mean, who wants to be the brunette?"
Ok that just made me totally sad. I've been blonde forEVER and went and fucking dyed it last night, like a fucking retard and I HATE it. 
Maybe he should buy a Learn to Brush your Teeth Barbie.....
ack
Aww I dont think that MK, I think he is right and it is sweet, he is spending time with his kids, that is great!
HI EVERYBODY!
JOHHNY IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE LOL
I know he is a little odd, but for some reason, it fits him so well. Good for being himself! Love him.
i think its sweet he plays barbie with his daughter- yet one more thing to love about johnny!
la garce youre a total idiot.
He's sweet.
Actually, my bf plays barbies with his daughters all the time, and I think it's super hot!
I think that is hott, I'd play Barbies with Johnny Depp for sure. Most of my Barbie's were brunette. Of course my peroxide blonde Barbie was known as "slut Barbie"....she was so fantastically trashy, slept with all the Kens and had a serious thing going on with Hawaiian Barbie too.
Dude, the brunette is always the bitchy slut. Always.
Thank you rabbit. I was thinking of doing the same thing. I think I'll stick to the long blonde! (hey didn't I tell you a while back to wait until fall??!)
SAMMMMYYYYY!!!!!!
HI MK!!! My first official how do you do? Nice to have you in here with us...OK, on topic--who wouldn't love playing Barbie's with Johnny or just with JD? Fan since 21 Jump Street.
seriously any good dad would play with any kind of toys with his kids, even barbies, even tea parties, give him a breck, he sounds like a great dad.
Johnny shares a cute daughter/father tale with Dave Barry on daughters, princesses and barbies.
http://www.miami.com/mld/miamihe...rry/
6338368.htm
Thank you rabbit. I was thinking of doing the same thing. I think I'll stick to the long blonde! (hey didn't I tell you a while back to wait until fall??!)
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 07.11.06 - 12:20 pm | #
It's fucking TRAUMATIC Im not kidding!!! Everyone is telling me I look "polished" and "not so washed out anymore" but I fucking HATE it! I've been blonde for 15 years up until now. I wonder if Jordan felt this way when she did it??? 
Dude, that's not MK. It's LE GARCE
stoney, you didnt get involved in all that drama either?
My dad would play with me with my barbies, only he'd make her fart and burp...no joke.
cheer up rabbit! my glamour this month said going darker brightens up your skin! go get a glaze and be super sexy!
Ken and Barbie look like they work at Long John Silvers.
sorry, I'm such an ass...didn't realize the "missing".....thanks poofy
NOT involved the drama!!
me either, i dont even know what all happened, im just like meh, on with my day
Blondie Barbie was the cheapest one. The brunettes were unique, but girls still prefer the blonds.
Think Jonny's a sweet dad that takes a real interest in his kids. Most guys are only to glad to say, "here ya go mum, that's your job." This is why people like him, seems so sincere.
ok call me dumb, but what is a glaze?
(seriously stoney dont do it unless you are feeling REALLY brave)
Exactly. I'm sure mouse and daya and all those other bitches will come back eventually. If they don't, oh well.
It nice to see him playing with his kids. Now if MK said he likes to dress up as Barbie........
That's the spirit, Stoney!
John Freida has this new hair glaze out on the market that brightens your color and makes it incredibly shiny. Comes in blonde, red, and brunette. You can get that shit at Walgreens! Some of my friends swear by it.
BTW, best post ever.
Im not sure, some of em got unfairly banned. Im not getting involved I just think the whole thing is confusing.
If my dad was Johnny Depp...well I'd probably have to fuck him.
MK said none of them got banned.
ive got my own blog to worry about (ive been sick thus not posting much), so i cant be arguing over someone else's
Sammy, is your av your kitty? very cute...Glad to see that some of the old crew are still here...Had just started to post when the shit hit...
apparently a bunch of em did, foo and mousie and others, daya wasnt,
No, wait, not Long John Silvers... Ken looks like the Judge Reinhold character in Fast Times at Ridgement High, when he was working at that fast food place that made him dress up like a dorkass pirate.
its lewis the cat, and nah during the whole drama stuff i just stayed away
Aww, It's hard going brunette. I was thiking about it too but decided to wait for fall
I think THEY boycotted, but were not banned.
Exactly. I'm sure mouse and daya and all those other bitches will come back eventually. If they don't, oh well.
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 07.11.06 - 12:25 pm | #
Who gives a rat's ass if those dumb whores come back? They would carry on annoying ass conversations not on topic and would act like a damn clique. I saw fuck 'em and yay to the new people who actually comment on the damned topic!!!
Thank you rabbit. I was thinking of doing the same thing. I think I'll stick to the long blonde! (hey didn't I tell you a while back to wait until fall??!)
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 07.11.06 - 12:20 pm | #
It's fucking TRAUMATIC Im not kidding!!! Everyone is telling me I look "polished" and "not so washed out anymore" but I fucking HATE it! I've been blonde for 15 years up until now. I wonder if Jordan felt this way when she did it???
rabbit hates her hair | 07.11.06 - 12:22 pm | #
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I went from Blonde to Brunette a few months ago. I hateddddd it at first because it was such a huge change... but honestly I look back at pictures as a blonde to now a brunette and think wtf did I have blonde hair for. The Brown definately matches my skin color - and of course AFTER I dyed it people were like - you look less washed out - your eyes stand out more etc.... I'm staying Brunette - it just takes getting use too I'm going to check out that glaze stuff!! (Sorry about off topic shit - but hair & barbies go together right? haha)
YOU KNOW WHAT?
MICHAEL K AND LA GARCE ARE THE SAME PERSON
IT S SO STRANGE THAT LA GARCE IS STILL HERE AFTER THE INSULTS ETC....
POLEMIC ON LA GARCE
Sweet-as-Sugar, u look like a cheap whore.
Anomymous | 07.11.06 - 12:31 pm | #
Ok, I hear ya!
John Freida has this new hair glaze out on the market that brightens your color and makes it incredibly shiny. Comes in blonde, red, and brunette. You can get that shit at Walgreens! Some of my friends swear by it.
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 07.11.06 - 12:27 pm | #
Oh shit for realz. I may have to check that out - I've seen commercials, never paid it much attention. Tx 4 the tip!
But I'd still hit it.
ummm, ok. anyways, the off topic thing doesnt bother me, i mean you can only call parasite a dumb bitch sooo many times, and once the comments get into 300+ i dont think it really matters what the topic was anymore, you know?
SO STRANGE LA GARCE IS STILL HERE ....
DLISTED PAYS LA GARCE
OR WHAT?
SHUT UP ASSHOLE
I know a couple bitches who were much cuter blonde who are brunette now, and I've heard folks talking behind their backs about how much worse they look, so that's why I'm not sure...but you know who looked a thousand times better brown? NICKY HILTON!
Really anon? Thanks.
ARE YOU LA GARCE OR A TROLL?
No, wait, not Long John Silvers... Ken looks like the Judge Reinhold character in Fast Times at Ridgement High, when he was working at that fast food place that made him dress up like a dorkass pirate.
pats | Homepage | 07.11.06 - 12:28 pm | #
Fucking hilarious!
I was brunette forever and always wanted blonde hair, so last summer I went platinum. I loved it...and then my hair started breaking off. Now my hair is short and brunette and I am having a bitch of a time growing it out. I think blondes look good only if it isn't trashy platinum (like i had!!!)
I went from Blonde to Brunette a few months ago. I hateddddd it at first because it was such a huge change... but honestly I look back at pictures as a blonde to now a brunette and think wtf did I have blonde hair for. The Brown definately matches my skin color - and of course AFTER I dyed it people were like - you look less washed out - your eyes stand out more etc.... I'm staying Brunette - it just takes getting use too I'm going to check out that glaze stuff!! (Sorry about off topic shit - but hair & barbies go together right? haha)
~ohmy~ | 07.11.06 - 12:31 pm | #
You are the hotness for posting that. Thank you. I actually woke up this morning and cried at the shock of the first-thing-in-the-morning-i-forgot-i-went-
brunette thing. When it is on SOMEONE ELSE I always think that a color somewhere in the VICINITY of thier natural color looks better on them as it matches thier skin tone, eyes, etc. But damn it's just such a shock on me. But, after reading your post, I will *give it a chance* for a few days.
Nicky Hilton was SOO much prettier brunette. And it made her not look so much like parisite
Ok, well, if we're throwing out conspiracy theories...
I think La Garce is one of the Cheetos. Why else would she be stalking DListed?
I haven't seen stalking of this magnitude since the Emily Valentine episodes of 90210. Seriously. If this blog had a parade float, that La Garce would set it on fire.
MICHAEL K AND LA GARCE ARE FROM DLISTED
LA GARCE = douche bag. The end.
If my dad was Johnny Depp...well I'd probably have to fuck him.
me | 07.11.06 - 12:28 pm | #
oh god, me too
FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY=
LA GARCE OR
MIKAEL K ?
I know a couple bitches who were much cuter blonde who are brunette now, and I've heard folks talking behind their backs about how much worse they look, so that's why I'm not sure...but you know who looked a thousand times better brown? NICKY HILTON!
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 07.11.06 - 12:35 pm | #
Totally. AND I honestly believe that if I had pretty blue or light eyes I might like it. But I don't. Boring ass hazel. FUCK! Im going to try to give it a chance, but I may end up going back...
Sammy, Yeah, I am sure you can talk about Parasite onlya couple times, but bitches come here and talk about all sorts of stupid shit just to each other than makes it boring as hell for the people that aren't in the "clique" to read. Get my drift? I don't want to read a bunch of personal shit people are just sending to each other. It's unfair to the rest of us.
FIGHT THE TROLL
La Garce - Maybe you shouldn't capitalize everything you type, kind of a giveaway. What kind of shit are you and your personalities smoking?
FIGHT LA GARCE ?
(Sorry about off topic shit - but hair & barbies go together right? haha)
~ohmy~ | 07.11.06 - 12:31 pm | #
Of course they do! Especially when MK begs the blonde vs. brunette question, no?
Maybe la garce IS a cheeto bitch! That's why he hasn't been mean to me yet!
FIGHT DLISTED ?
If my dad was Johnny Depp...well I'd probably have to fuck him.
me | 07.11.06 - 12:28 pm | #
oh god, me too
Anonymous | 07.11.06 - 12:36 pm | #
Yeah, it would be incest....but it's Johnny Depp so who really cares.
I love Johnny, I think its great he loves his kids. Is willing to play Barbies with his daughter for hours on end and actually enjoys it. And most of all doesn't use them for PR. I will always love him!
LA GARCE IS IN THE DLISTED BUSINESS
FOR SURE
I haven't seen stalking of this magnitude since the Emily Valentine episodes of 90210. Seriously. If this blog had a parade float, that La Garce would set it on fire.
Anonymous | 07.11.06 - 12:36 pm | #
LMAO!
Hi Sammy!!
I would play Barbies, Hot Wheels, dress up - whatever Johnny wanted to play. That man makes me have naughty thoughts!!!
Oh I understand Anonymous, thats why all my off topic shit was inclusive, not exclusive, i made sure to mention things everyone could join in, like rim jobs and masturbation hehehe 
but im not a fan of fucking LA GARCE or whoever the fuck just sitting here saying NIGGER and FAGGOT and shit. that is off topic AND pointless.
Fuck this stupid Cheeto gang or whatever they call themselves. Who cares if a bunch of uptight bitches left. Good riddance! It's not a fuckin funeral so stop bitching!
Sorry anon. I am totally never one to go off topic, either. I just happen to be traumatized today. Apologies to you, sir or madam.
johnny can play barbie with me anytime...i hope he's into beheading barbie, cuz that's what i did to my barbies..now that would be hot...
Sammy, wasn't around when all the La Garce shit went down, so why hasn't the fucker been banned?
Rabbit - have you thought about putting some highlights in to make it less traumatic. That's what my Barbie would do. (see how I kept it on topic... )
You are the hotness for posting that. Thank you. I actually woke up this morning and cried at the shock of the first-thing-in-the-morning-i-forgot-i-went- brunette thing. When it is on SOMEONE ELSE I always think that a color somewhere in the VICINITY of thier natural color looks better on them as it matches thier skin tone, eyes, etc. But damn it's just such a shock on me. But, after reading your post, I will *give it a chance* for a few days.
rabbit hates her hair | 07.11.06 - 12:35 pm | #
Hey - if you don't like the all over brown - then go back and have some lighter brown or blonde worked back in... but honestly it takes time getting use too...... I was upset for a few days... then noticed more looks and started feeling more comfortable with it. I was blonde for about the same amount of time. Think my hair looks much healthier now too. Have someone take a photo and compare the two... you'll figure out what fits ya best
FIGHT DLISTED FAKE MIKAEL AND MODERATOR
Just get the Hair Salon Barbie to fix your weave
WHO IS LA GARCE ????
Hey, Sammy/LA...just a question, but was Prico using like Model photos and claiming to be the person in the pic? I mean was it an understood inside joke or was it really him..or? All I know is I miss him and Tabatha the most.
Sammy, wasn't around when all the La Garce shit went down, so why hasn't the fucker been banned?
Anonymous Me | 07.11.06 - 12:42 pm | #
MK did ban him yesterday and he disappeared for a while, but MK said he always finds a way back in.
WHAT S THE LA GARCE'S LINK ?
Anonymous me, ME? i didnt do anything, only thing ever pissed me off is LA GARCE was saying some anti-gay shit, and that dont fly with me
Prico is gay. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And no one cares about it.
I VE HEARD THAT LA GARCE WAS GAY ?
Um so am I Pat. Fuck you.
And Prico never said those pics were of him.
WHO IS THAT LA GARCE???TELL ME PLEASE
Highlights to soften the blow = PURE GENIUS. I'm gonna try my damnedest to give it a chance first. Ugh. *gives barbie the middle finger*
No, I was just wondering why La Garce hasn't been banned yet, that's all. Shit like that shouldn't be tolerated at all.
Sammy, I luv Lewis!!!!
I played with my cousin who turned out to be a lesbian. It was great, she would always be Ken! Cut the blonds hair then they would be the slut.
Rabbit, if your hair is damaged from going to brunette, highlights will just fuck it up and make it fall out. If not...then may you look HAWT!!!
oh...LOL I just remember the "ass" pic and he would say it was him and his dirstar..LOL.so what have you been sick with Sammy?
me too Penishead! yeah i dont care, after my run in with lala ways back i just ignore annoying people like that
Is there a makeup counter Barbie that comes with instructions on hair color change makeup?
How does MK ban a person? From a certain computer or from a certain name?
Rabbit, if your hair is damaged from going to brunette, highlights will just fuck it up and make it fall out. If not...then may you look HAWT!!!
wait | 07.11.06 - 12:48 pm | #
good point. Well, my hair was DEF damaged to begin with - I was a bottle blonde big time.
IP Address BTW, and its only banning from comments
IP Address BTW, and its only banning from comments
I went blonde to brunette and my hair fell out. Go to a stylist who will tell you if your hair can take highlights. A lot of dipshits will say YOUR HAIR IS FINE and mess it up even more just so they can get paid. Good luck.
Sammy, your gravatar makes me feel all cuddly inside.
I LOVE YOU SO
Fuck off.
Yes, mmmm, playing barbies WITH Johnny Depp, now that would be worth fighting for...
Hmmm...;well if La Garce is using like a computer lab or public library he has access to dozens of IP addresses...my god, the sheer madness!
good point. Well, my hair was DEF damaged to begin with - I was a bottle blonde big time.
rabbit hates her hair | 07.11.06 - 12:50 pm | #
Then I'd leave it as is at least for awhile - coloring the hair totally stresses it out. It will get better - promise
good point. Well, my hair was DEF damaged to begin with - I was a bottle blonde big time.
rabbit hates her hair | 07.11.06 - 12:50 pm | #
Then I'd leave it as is at least for awhile - coloring the hair totally stresses it out. It will get better - promise
Use a deep conditioner on it. It will help your hair a ton! My hair was fucked and I went to Philip Pelusi and used their shampoo/conditioner and it is now in very healthy condition.
I wanna know why MK has toned down, is it because of sponsors? The reason I loved DListed is because of his potty mouth and nicknames!!
LOL..I don't know about you Sammy, but I enjoy spending what should be productive hours looking at the hunks in the m4m-usa.com advertisement on the side.
Johnny can spank my Barbies ANYTIME
these fucking ads are driving me crazy, not to mention my computer has caught 5 trojan horses coming through cookies on the ads from dlisted.
these fucking ads are driving me crazy, not to mention my computer has caught 5 trojan horses coming through cookies on the ads from dlisted.
sammy | Homepage | 07.11.06 - 1:10 pm | #
Yeah my computer caught something yesterday from one of the ads on here. A trojan also.
Hey Sammy...did you click on any ads?
I haven't clicked on anything and so far so good. Although I almost pushed the Fart button the other day.
Awww, that's cute that he'd admit that.
Stoney, (I think it was you that mentioned it) Is this glaze stuff for colored hair only?
I think La Garce has different personalities. Sometimes he's nice & almost funny, others he's a dick.
thats a real man bitch!!!
personally Id loove to play doctor with johnny, fuck barbies
oh sure, all of a sudden it sucks to be the brunette... FUCK THAT!! neways the story itself is too cute
fuck you blondes. brunettes rock.
I never wanted the brunette Babrie either though. she's not the "real" Barbie, so no body wants her.
I wanna know why MK has toned down, is it because of sponsors? The reason I loved DListed is because of his potty mouth and nicknames!!
sammy | Homepage | 07.11.06 - 1:03 pm | #
I dont think its because of the sponsors. right now theres one on the right asking me to "cum to sex central"
hell yea Kat...Italia!!!
Well, I know I've been the millionth visitor about a thousand times now - what am I going to do with all these plasma tv's I've won??
I must have a good popup blocker, because i haven't seen one ad yet
the muffin | 07.11.06 - 1:44 pm | #
I'm not getting popups either - the ads are along the far right side of the screen and across the top. The flashing one with the free plasma tv's will give you seizures if you look directly at it.
Method acting with Barbie.
Barbie, feeling sad
Barbie, feeling lonely
Barbie, feeling anything through her silicone tits.
EMOTE BITCH.
What about the redheads, Kat?
Feeling not special
like he already wasn't perfect, Johnny makes you want to just run and hug him and squeeze him and love him and touch him and fuck him...
whoa, sorry...
My dad once played dollys with me too, but he was way mroe of a Hot Wheels, MAtchbox cars, marbles, monster shasing you dad....Johnny is just so sweet with his kids...
like he already wasn't perfect, Johnny makes you want to just run and hug him and squeeze him and love him and touch him and fuck him...
Madgirl | 07.11.06 - 1:55 pm | #
Hey! Get out of my head!
It's so cute to see guys be cute with kids. I love it when my bf does, kinda makes me wish we could afford kids.
Since a lot of people want to fuck Johnny, if you had the chance, how would you fuck him?
hell yea, i always told my bf that the only man i will cheat on him with is johnny
Since a lot of people want to fuck Johnny, if you had the chance, how would you fuck him?
Miss | 07.11.06 - 1:58 pm | #
The how would I NOT fuck him list would be sooo much shorter.
Since a lot of people want to fuck Johnny, if you had the chance, how would you fuck him?
Miss | 07.11.06 - 1:58 pm | #
anyway he wanted. that keeps it simple.
oh, and on the topic of Barbies, I recently found out her "hometown."
"Willow, Wisconsian." barbie is suppossed to be from f-ing wisconsian! I cant believe it.
What about the redheads, Kat?
Feeling not special
mishma | 07.11.06 - 1:51 pm | #
all hair colors are hot. the blonde talk just got me uppity.
That's aight Kat, the redheads tend to get overlooked.
lol @ Wisconsin
*sigh* this makes me love him even more...if that's at all possible
*leaves to stare slackjawed at desktop pic*
all my barbies were blonde. but everyone knows that skipper was the real slut.
but you know who looked a thousand times better brown? NICKY HILTON!
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 07.11.06 - 12:35 pm | #
i thought she was stunning with dark hair...it made her eyes pop.
johnny depp sucks
and he's fugly
Since a lot of people want to fuck Johnny, if you had the chance, how would you fuck him?
Miss | 07.11.06 - 1:58 pm | #
*opens Kama Sutra book*
Ho would I fuck him? I would fuck him fast and slow, hot and cold, matte and oily, anyway there is to fuck.
I'd let him fuck orifices not yet explored, like my nose, my ears, my underarms...I'd let him taste what the caribbean was all about, and I'd figure otu what Kentucky has to offer.
Anyway he wants it, that's the way he needs it!... ;o)
Madgirl | 07.11.06 - 3:04 pm | #
you just verbalized what i have in my head right now.
the perfect man!!!
Blonde hair is overdone and played out. There are too many trying to be blonde and no one stands out although they think they do
Awww...Leave him alone. My dad spent my childhood on the couch watching football. I only say him during comercials.
The Brunette never got much play, but she still got more than the redhead. What was her name...Courtney?
what a great dad! my dad used to braid my barbie's hair when i was really young because i didnt know how..
barbie dads rock!
Jhonny pretend I'm Mermaid barbie you can be the pirate ,play with me all you want I'm very flexible. BTW He's got Big Balls. I admire him for being so real and a loving father.
Aw, Michael K, I would have played with you. The girls I played barbie with were bitches. You poor thing.
I like Johnny Depp so much, I told my friend that I would fuck johnny's nose with my clit....what the hell was I talking about?!
but that's what love does to you...Johnny, Barbie and me...
girls are so dumb.. how the hell can they find this troll attractive
I think it's wonderful Johnny plays with his children that way. He clearly loves them so much.
But I've come to the conclusion Johnny must have been created in a lab. He's amazingly close to being the perfect human man.
Johnny Depp probably won't admit it now, but when he first dropped out of school at 15 he earned money by being what, as he called himself, a "little boy"... a young male prostitute to older men (although he made it clear he preferred women in real life and only did guys for money). I think any dude who is willing to do that is probably a closet homo which is the real reason he likes to play with dolls. And I'm not mistaken about his former profession cause I caught him doing my rich gay uncle.
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