Yummy.
Yee-haw
Great headline! Brokevag Mountain! 
wasn't this inevitable?
I'd hit both those bitches.
This could well be the film my husband's been waiting for; girl-on-girl featuring Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek!
Wait, not Penelope cause she supposedly fucked Tommy Cruise and I don't want his used shit.
I have to admit, this sounds hot. I wonder which one will wear the strap on? Shit I am an idiot, it would not matter.
I hope Penelope Cruz chokes on her fist. Her voice could drive a nation to suicide.
I'd hit both, and I'm not a lesbian
You know these two munch each others carpets clean.
seriously penny is the ugliest chic in hollyweird. she's nasty! in the last pic, selma is riding her like the horse she is
Wait, not Penelope cause she supposedly fucked Tommy Cruise and I don't want his used shit.
Me | 07.11.06 - 12:44 pm | #
I think she fucked Tom Cruise with a strap on.
Set location catered by Pink Taco.
shouldn't it be penelope on the back of Salma? Salma's got about 20 pounds on the other one....
I have to say I would hit Salma just because she's an Avon Spokeswhore and I sell Avon.
I AM NOT MYSELF WHEN YOU RE AROUND
Lesbtinas
I LIKE YOUR AVATAR LA
BETTER BABY
ANONYMOUS FUCK YOU ASSHOLES
that last black & white shot looks like one of those western "old-timey" photos that families would get at carnivals. you know the ones...everyone in a bad costume - dad would hold a pistola (stick 'em up!), and mom would dress like a floozie saloon girl (saucy!), etc.
I AM IN LOVE WITH THOSE LESBOS
La Garce, can you go back to French Canadia and eat your fake bacon and drink Pabst Blue Ribbon and play hockey and shut the fuck up? Unless you're actually a Cheeto in disguise...in which case, stop stalking! Stalking is so '97.
corset + piggy back ride = not such a great idea
I LOVE 2 GIRLS TOGETHER AND 2 MEN TO LOLOLOLOL
I really wish I could get in on this lesbian action...so so much.
STALKER IS MY JOB ASSHOLE
I bet these broads leave a puddle.
This looks like the sequel to that dumbass movie "Bad Girls".
Where can I get tickets in advance? This one looks like a classic in the making @@
GIRL BOY
ITS CANDY
I love them both! Penny should keep her mouth shut though. When she talks it ruins it.
I love that they're wearing frilly clothes and Lady Marmalade corsets and...utility gloves.
You know what pisses me off? When I hit the local lesbian haunt I NEVER see women that look like this. Some broad in a golf shirt with a fucking mullet tried to buy me a drink the other night.
Where do the hot dykes go to hang? I ask you.
I LOVE LESBO
I LOVE NEW YORK CHELSEA
MY EMBRYON
I love the way you canucks make maple syrup.
I am not a lesbian but I would cream so hard for a girl on girl porn from these two.
I mean, how could you NOT?!!!
You know what pisses me off? When I hit the local lesbian haunt I NEVER see women that look like this. Some broad in a golf shirt with a fucking mullet tried to buy me a drink the other night.
Where do the hot dykes go to hang? I ask you.
Kats | 07.11.06 - 12:56 pm | #
LMAO. There are no lipstick lesbians near me either. Just big burly bull dykes.
I dislike chest hair on my women.
I am a faggot and now I am going to go kill myself and shit in my hair. That is all.
Au Revoir
Haven't there been rumors that these two were "friends" for years?
Back in the day when I was more "open", I would have been on a plane to wherever the movie was filming to offer myself as an extra, or just offer myself. 
I've heard rumors about these two for years. Supposedly Penny is a big dyke (hence making her a great beard for TC) and Salma is bi.
Anyone ever notice Penny looks like Tweety bird?
I always thought Penny looked like a mouse.
Kats, the lipsticks is where you least expect them, I know because I am a lesbian magnet (?!!) I'll be in a bar and some sexy chick will start chatting me up and it will feel, not quite right, but I figure whatever, then my friends pull me aside and say, "my God that chick was hitting on you" and I didn't even know! In college, a really cute friend of mine mentioned that she broke up with her bf and wanted to try women and in the same sentence asked me to spend the weekend in her parents cabin in Santa Cruz and do mushrooms and I still didn't get it
-dumb like that
They should get Elizabeth Berkley to star with them in this movie. That would be the ultimate craptastic celluloid queef.
IMO, Selma is WAY prettier than Penalope.
Mischa...
can we hang out some time?
Please! Penelope is gorgeous. I would be her bitch for free! I adore her and can only dream that she really is a 'sister of sappho'.
Sure Kats, if you live in NorCal
Yea this has Oscar winning movie writing all over it
Now why does Penelope "Kiss of Death for Any Movie" Cruz keep getting work? Has she had a hit since All About My Mother, which wasn't even American?
Penelope Cruz just oozes lesbianism, doesn't she?
Not Salma so much, but Penelope is probably the more 'active' end of that relationship. And believe me, they're doin' it!!!
When are these two bitches going to admit their dating?
Um... those are promo pictures? They look like my neice took them.
I dont think either one of them are lesbians. never got that vibe from selma at all. as for cruz, my next door neighbor was spanish (married with kids), and she would get very close to other women all the time. I really do believe its a cultural thing.
but this is gonna bomb.
They're both so pretty.
Penelope a big head spic...the other one hot
Anyone notice how Tom's exes are dead silent about their relationships after they break up...? Weird.
It is so clever when one of my gay brothers compares the smell of a woman's bathing suit area to that of fish.
Original and so funny.
Fresh material that nobody has ever heard.
Way to go.
Penelope a big head spic...the other one hot
patty cake
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Cunt.
these two are so into each other....
How long has this been in production? Haven't they been making this movie for like ten years? I thought this shit was already out!
Anyone notice how Tom's exes are dead silent about their relationships after they break up...? Weird.
Anonymous | 07.11.06 - 1:40 pm | #
I think they call that Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.
Aww, I like these ladies. I feel like they represent the Latina culture and community better than others (J.Lo, Eva Longoria.) I won't be seein this movie though, but am happy to see them working together.
If I were a lesbian, I would be into both of these women. They are gorgeous. I don't think Salma is gay, though. Pene bearded for Cruise, so I don't know what to think.
Anyone notice how Tom's exes are dead silent about their relationships after they break up...? Weird.
Anonymous | 07.11.06 - 1:40 pm | #
I think they call that Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.
TiredOldWhore | 07.11.06 - 2:09 pm | #
It's called massive pay-off for silence.
EWWW. I hate both of these biotches. The only talent they have is making their breasts pop out of their dresses.
Que?
Penelope was Matthews beard also
Salma = hot as hell. From Dusk til Dawn...on the table...wow. I'd do her and I'm not a lez either. I'm not into Penny though. Salma is curvier and has more body. I wouldn't pay for this shit but I'd watch the hell out of it on cable.
I'm going to have wet dreams about these two 'doing it' tonight.
I wish Penelope would mount me the way Selma is mounting her in that pic.
they are both so hot! so playing lesbians can only be a good idea.i love these two; selmas not too vain to let her eyebrows grow and everyone loves penelope so she dates like every actor!!
penelope's accent drives me crazy...did anyone see her in Blow? she was freakin' psycho!
Penelope doen't look half bad until you see her next to Selma - it accentuates the negative. Lets be honest, most people look fug next to Selma. The woman didn't even look bad with unibrow (Frida).
ride 'em cowgirl!!
Anyone notice how Tom's exes are dead silent about their relationships after they break up...? Weird.
Anonymous | 07.11.06 - 1:40 pm | #
I think they call that Post Traumatic Stress Disorder.
TiredOldWhore | 07.11.06 - 2:09 pm | #
Or post-Tom-actic syndrome. See Nicole Kidman.
does angelina jolie make an appearance?
Meow.
Salma is a goddess so she can do all the Lesbo-Porn she want's. (I know i would watch that )
Penny is O.K. but goes straight in to blah-Mode next to Salma (anything els would be weird)
So Cruz dropped Matt McC for Salma???
We all know that female cowboys and farmers wear corsets with pink bows. It's realism people. This one looks like a classic turd of a movie.
I bet both their vags taste like salsa,mmmmm
oh, this is the best idea ever.
plus, they can hardly speak english, they can just get down to business.
I saw this movie a few weeks ago, sorry guys no lesbian action. Salma is rich, penelope is poor they end up meeting and robbing banks 2gether. Th ehighlight of the movie is a lovely shot of steve zahns ass.
Salma Hayek was awesome in this year's "Ask the Dust". She'll probably get an Oscar nomination for it.
And she wore a mohawk in the film....
I seriously don't get it, guys. In my opinion, Penelope scorches Salma. She is stunning and Salam looka lika man. That's just me though.
Although both their accents make me want to hit them when a hammer.
A oscar? you must be joking. Thats like saying Jen Aniston will get a oscar. We all know that isn't going to every happen.
pageantgal | Homepage | 07.11.06 - 6:05 pm | #
Oh Doll, you have to be kidding! Salma is hot shit in a champagne glass and Penelope looks like cold shit in a dixie cup. Have never got Penelope's appeal, she looks like a goofy rodent in a bad wig to me......
Common is my Baby Daddy | Homepage | 07.11.06 - 6:15 pm |
nope. dead serious. Penelope isn't a good actress, but aesthetically breathtaking with those big eyes and smile.
Salma's face just looks like a rectangle to me. I NEVER understood her appeal other than the massive boobs and the fact that she's always stripper dancing in her movies. I guess I just don't "do" that type of sexy?
pageantgal | Homepage | 07.11.06 - 6:26 pm | #
I hear ya.
Salma's brand of sexy is very upfront; there is nothing quiet or subtle about it. You either love it or hate it.
I personally love her build, because mine is very similar and she dresses it really well.
Unlike Mooriah, ahem.
Anyways, time for bed. I need to get up early and get some photos developed......
"Let's get it on in public.......oooh Common, don't you wanna be my subject..."
What the hell is this shit? "Bitch Cassidy and the Sundance Skank?"
No thanks
SO HOT. I would turn lez for these 2 anyday - especially Selma Hayek - she is so hot!!!!!!!!!! GORGEOUS!!!!
So hot!!!! Hotter and Hotter. Yummy! All we need is Angelina Jolie and Beyonce to join in and I would have my ULTIMATE fantasy.
Down cowboy
I'm not feeling the fake hair mingled with Salma's own. It looks like they took it out of the pack and stuck in underneath the hat. And both bitches need some Visine in these pics.
I would be like a Dyson on those carpets.
Common is going to be here on 7/22 and I plan on trying to drug him and take him back to my apt which will only be a block away from where he'll be performing...
How long has this been in production? Haven't they been making this movie for like ten years? I thought this shit was already out!
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie
It's already out in Europe and such and hasn't really done well. The US release date keeps getting pushed back, I think it's due in the fall now or christmas. I've seen it and sorry but no lesbian acts! You do get a vibe but no action.
Salma's face just looks like a rectangle to me. I NEVER understood her appeal other than the massive boobs and the fact that she's always stripper dancing in her movies. I guess I just don't "do" that type of sexy?
pageantgal | Homepage | 07.11.06 - 6:26 pm | #
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????
You know I just love people like you. People who probably look like crap and could not look like Salma Hayek on their best day then take it upon themsevles to say how "unattractive" someone like Salma is.
Get a grip. Look in the mirror. Stop being jealous. Shut up. Accept that God has created some people like Salma who are completely stunning. Accept it.
The best you can do is keep your mouth shut. The more we normal people criticize the appearance of someone like Salma Hayek and the more RIDICULOUS and envious we seem.
Salma Hayek is near perfection - physically anyway. Period.
Yeah why do some Lesbians think we want to see women look like men?
If I am going to date a woman she will ahve to look like Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie or Beyonce.
If I want a bull dyke, I would just date Hulk Hogan.
i want to be in between them.yes.
Common is going to be here on 7/22 and I plan on trying to drug him and take him back to my apt which will only be a block away from where he'll be performing...
wontingwitch | Homepage | 07.11.06 - 11:22 pm
I am sooo jealous! Saw him on Saturday and he was awesome. I have never seen such a talented hot ass man in my life. I've written about it on my blog and I will be posting photos too.
Can you keep him in captivity until I get there?
OMFG.
MOVIE NOW PLEASE!
FAP FAP FAP FAP
how beautiful.
why neither of them cant keep a guy?
I will do my very best to contain Common...Maybe I'll go all Misery on him, lmao. I rememeber feeling that way after I saw Mos Def...I caught his eye a few times but my mission to bed him failed. I'm such a talent whore. Common is going to be at an outdoor venue and I'll probably be very close to the stage so we'll see what happens. 
Common is the creator of what in my opinion is the best hip hop song ever made: I Used to Love Her.
these two illegal immigrants piss me off!
aww, they look so cute together in the last picture! if there's no dyke action in this movie or even any homoerotic subtext, they need to release the DVD of these two frolicking 'secretly' in their trailers together, STAT.
Penelope has always had a pinched-up look to her face that I don't like, but she's cute in that last picture. And all I can say about Salma is HMMMM-MMMM GOOD!
Crack??? | 07.12.06 - 2:39 am | #
Apt name. It's obviously what you were smoking when you posted. Relax already, shit isn't that serious and everyone is entitled to their opinion without being insulted.
^^^^^^^^^^^^Scorpio, people like you annoy me. Obviously people are entitled to their opinion which is why Crack stated his/her opinion!!!
So why attack a poster for stating their opinion on the basis that everyone is entitled to their opinion.
On another note, I'll take a Penelope and Salma, on the rocks, butt naked, thank you very mcuh.
Better headline: Brokesnatch Mountain.
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