Who?
I hate to sound dumb, but who is she?
Jade who?
Why?
no shit. who the F is that?
i'll third that "who"?
Who is this chic?
Isn't she a TV presenter from the UK?
hmmmmm...goody...aren't goodies a brand of hair ties? what is she another useless rich brat or something?
Sweet Jesus, no! As if Jordan wasn't bad enough....Why MK, why?
For all the non Brits, Jade is an ex Big Brother contestant, a chav to the max and dumb as a box of mud.
I guess in this case, HSL stands for Homely Swine Lover's....
She was a contestant on UK Big Brother about 4 years ago and gained notoriety via referring to her genitals as her "kebab".
She also displayed an appalling lack of general knowledge, geography and common sense.
In addition, she tossed another contestant off under the covers.
Since leaving the house, she has become quite famous on the D-List and has her own TV shows and is now a millionaire.
of course!
We Brits love our chavs
Looks familiar, but never heard of her.
"A box of mud" - brilliant.
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SORRY - off topic, but how does this Attach Image work? I uploaded a pic and nothing happened.
She's a former UK Big Brother star who thinks she's hotter than she is and is constantly trying to extend her 15 minutes of fame. Currently hosting a talk show and creating her own perfume. Also documenting all of this on film so she can continue to be "famous" here in Britain
go lick an asshole, bitch
This broad has a face like an ass.
Jesus everybody has their own parfume nowdays. It's getting old. And actually her face gives off that "special" expression.
who cares
and sweetie..that necklaces makes no fucking sense with that outfit
Sorry also off topic--Bon jovi rocked out last nite in NJ. 5 song encore!!! The best part was there was no Denise Richards in site. That kinda keeps my post within the dlist relm
What does HSL stand for?
Wow. This bitch has caught a vicious case of the fuglies.
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ummm what's a "chav"?
she does have really big knockers, and they look real, cause she's a lil thick
They're not, they're fake! She's getting a tummy tuck in september too.
She doesn't look like she's the brightest bulb in the marquee, does she?
From wikipedia: Chav (also Chavette (female chav), Charv or Charva) is a slang term in wide use throughout the United Kingdom since 2004. It refers to a subcultural stereotype of people fixated on fashions such as flashy "bling" jewelry, and genuine or knock-off designer clothing with the beige Burberry pattern (which has since been discontinued by the company), and such brands as Adidas and Nike; typically an uneducated and uncultured background; a tendency to congregate around places such as fast-food outlets, bus stops, car parks or other shopping areas; and a culture of antisocial behaviour and violence closely associated with ASBOs.
She doesn't look chav to me. Chav's to me are more like wiggers with door knocker earrings and sportswear. They're like the ghettofabulous of the UK
sorry but what is HSL????
hot sexy lesbo?
She looks like a pig.
If not for those fake orbs, she would have negative sex appeal. Breast augmentation can take a hopeless cow and make her attractive to the ridiculously large tit loving set. She can thank her fucking stars that plastic surgery is an option.
She used to be a chav, but I think she hired a stylist, she looks much better now, but still talks like a chav!
what does HSL stand for?
after all this time, i still don't know what HSL means. All I know is that i liked the headline better when it read "HOT SLUT OF THE DAY"
In THIS case, HSL is Homely Sub-Moronic Loser.
Deb: Priceless!
Wha-? Who?
Thanks MizRo!
this site is taking a turn for the worse. not funny and not with it.
Yippy, a bit like you then?
She looks like Demi Moore's kids. That is NEVER a good thing.
Yes - Demi Moore's kids make me pray for sterility.
She looks like she's into "backdoor shenanigans".
Blacki's back!
How ironic, hot slut of the day is jade on the day she is due into the place i'm working to film a TV show.
Who? Ginormous rack?
off topic, but i love the name Jade.
Nice boobs---rotten looking mug.
bitch is fug...
..I'd still paper bag it
i love jade goody! i bet you stocked up on your heat magazine while you were in the UK huh...
bless x
The quotes on her imdb page are brilliant. I think I may know more about british culture than she does, and i'm not even british.
Yep, old big fake rack herself. I'll see if she can find her way into the building by herself such is her stupidity.
However, her agent and accountant must be genii (or whatever the plural of geniuses is) cos she is a millionaire and she didn't even win Big Brother the year she was on!
Good morning!!!! Sorry, I could care less about a Big Brother contestant.
Shoogie - how are you feeling? Do you think you had food poisoning?
MizRo my Vanilla Wafer!!!! xoxo
I STILL NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE "L" STANDS FOR?
NoAnjl, my butter-pecan cookie!!
How are you on this Thursday?
Yay MK I'm so glad you've finally hopped on the Jade Goody wagon! You'll be all about Chantelle or Nikki next I can just feel it!
U.K. Whores are uninhibited. I need to bang one pronto!
oh my god!!! fuck off!! this is an american site...why the english beatch??? shes so annoying and not even pretty...or skinny...or talented...normally celebs have one of the three xx
anyone hear that Jennifer Garner is preg again...just saw a clip on AOL that she slipped on Letterman..she does look it.
4Queen&Country | 07.20.06 - 10:11 am | #
few corrections honey! she was referring to her stomach rolls when she called it her 'kabab' and she didnt toss a guy off, she sucked him off (BJ).... the details are most definitly important
too many posts to read up...who is this?
HSL....HotSLutoftheday...
Note the caps
i dont know who that is and shes not even hot
She sucked someone off on Big Brother? Damn these UK bitches suck and fuck on the drop of a dime.
Nice rack BTW.
she's wearing her country table cloth.
On Big Brother USA, the players are obsessed with "playing the game". Where is the sex?
Goody signed up for the 2006 London Marathon. She did not finish the course, collapsing after 34 km (21 miles) of the 42.195 km (26.2 miles) and was taken to The Royal London Hospital to recover overnight. The Sun newspaper reported that the final action of the "panic-stricken" Goody was shouting "I'm dying, I'm dying". [2]
The reason why she couldn't finish the course (in her own words): "I don't really understand miles. I didn't actually know how far it was going to be."
Nice boobs, but when did the guy from James @ 15 undergo a sex change????
Who?
"A box of mud" - brilliant. - 
Who is she....
Bill I was trying to place it. It's been buggin' me...Lance Kerwin. that's it!!! The eyes
She does look like James @ 15 but hotter and with flesh.
nope, still ugly
Shoogie - how are you feeling? Do you think you had food poisoning?
NoAnjl--ok, not vaca...what's up Sat again? brain fart
Who? Wha? She's fug. Very strange looking. Like a manly man with really big ta ta's.
barburger - yes vacation hun! Down shore for week. ttyl, going to get some grub.
Shoogie you better answer me eventually beyotch!
Her head doesn't match her body.
Well, i haven't seen her yet but her football player boyfriend has been in and he is even stupider than she is, if that's posssible.
I had to talk him through filling in a visitor's pass
Does anyone else think she looks like a bloated Martha Plimpton?
I think she looks like a super fat Rachel Rae.
Damn, the land of UK whores isn't all smiles and sunshine!
And who the hell calls a cooch a 'kebab'??? Jeeez!!
Wikipedia | 07.20.06 - 11:58 am | #
Can you imagine if it was a Triathalon?
Who and why??
That's a female?
she has good tits but her face looks like it caught fire and someone put it out with a golf shoe. wtf
The tits are bought and yet still saggy.
*amazed*
does anyone else see an eerie similarity between her and fergie, or am i more hungover than i thought? it's the eyebrow thing i think.
jj | 07.20.06 - 1:45 pm | #
I don't know cause I'm just as hungover as you. 
She was in big brother and is now a real celeb.She's very likable.Good fun and very down to earth.
Ok, the marathon thing was one of the funniest things I've read in a really long time. Got to admit, she made it farther than I would have, and I don't even have a rack like that.
The UK has ghettofabulous? No way! Really?
HSL=abbreviated form of Hot Slut of the Day!
she is beautiful. never saw her before.........
they also sometime call a cootch a bacon sandwich- i found that out the hard way last time i was there...
those nutters!
don't know her, but her tits are bigger than her head....
Whoa, huge knockers! Sweet.
I didn't know who this ditz was before i read her page in wikipedia. She has to be hot slut of the week! She's dumber than Paris and Jordan put together! I love dumb ho's! Her quotes are totally amazing and she is british! British people rocks (and i'm not british in case you're wondering), specially dumb one with huge knockers! Please pick her!
oh my god!!! fuck off!! this is an american site...why the english beatch??? shes so annoying and not even pretty...or skinny...or talented...normally celebs have one of the three xx
UKchristina | 07.20.06 - 11:36 am | #
the internet has no nationality, dumbass.
I think Jade's alright, she's kind of funny in a totally genuine way. Plus she's made a mint for doing f-all which should be respected.
Holy boobies!
Oh, MK, I've been waiting with bated breath for the day you discovered this trash bag! Her naked tits are so puzzlingly awful...you'll never get the image out of your head.
I wanna see her naked tits now!!!
Are they all scarred and/or stretch-marked and shit??
Is this a man or a woman?
^both
I will say this, that picture is a great picture compared to all the ones I just saw on a google search.
I'd pop one off in her based on the picture from this site. On the other hand if she looks anything like the picture I am posting a link for I think my jammy would probably shrivel up and invert itself after seeing her naked body.
Check out this link of her and look at the terrible wig.
http://www.ranter.co.uk/images/goody.jpg
This is GUY IN DRAG. She looks like a man.
thanks!
my god, she has a tiny head and a HUGE body. wtf?
Is it me or does this chick look like Matt Damon with a wig on??
OMG!
This must be what the graveyard- shift clerk at the 24hr quickie mart looks like if she's had a bath!!!!
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