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who cares bitch? whats with all these lame FIRST crap comments? anyway, important thing is, your back!! missed you MK!! kisses
Only two comments...is it too early? What standard time does Dlisted go by?
She's hot, but who is she?
I give credit to any woman who had to film in a tub with furball Robin Williams for a film role. Thank goodness for telenovelas, she'll still get work!
Too homely for a hot slut. Sorry.
I fucking hate Maria Conchita Alonso with the white hot passion of a thousand fiery suns. Honestly... cunt can't act, has a horrid accent and is a has-been that never-was. Bitch.
whatever | 07.22.06 - 10:15 am |
Probably why she's Hot Slut of the Day. It's damn near always C-list cokewhores that make the cut. And I'm not complaining.
Another plastic surgery disaster.
Hate this slut but, damn, I love her name. I could say it all day - Maria Conchita Alonso...Maria Conchita Alonso...
Umm, yeah, you see, it's supposed to be ironic. Geesh.
H-A-T-E Her for some reason her and Sonja Braga and Penny Cruz I am a hater today sorry
Whatever foundation she's using, it sucks. It makes it even more obvious that she's aging badly and her plastic surgeon is not very skilled. Too bad.
THAT MOTHERFUCKING MOSQUITO AD SOUNDS LIKE A POCKET ROCKET!
Happy birthday
What movies/shows has she been in? I've never heard of her.
Oh, and welcome back MK! 
What have you got against pocket pockets?
That blue streak in her hair does not make any sense.
I fucking hate Maria Conchita Alonso with the white hot passion of a thousand fiery suns. Honestly... cunt can't act, has a horrid accent and is a has-been that never-was. Bitch.
whatever | 07.22.06 - 10:15 am | #
Amen to that! Although I don't think I hate her quite intensely as you do but more power to you.
She looks awful. Can't believe she was Sean Penn's love interest in Colors. Her plastic surgeon fucked her up!
MK!!!!
I always thought she was very cute! Loved her in Moscow on the Hudson.
where the fuck is everybody?
no thank you. this bitch cant dress very well..
She used to be the biggest whore in Puerto Vallarta back in the late 80's. Thought she was all that. Gawd, she was in her mid thrties then!
god. i would love to see what some of these people here look like who say these celebrities look fugly or bad, or awful.
Its Side Show Bob's wife! Rock on you Hot Slut!
jessiegirl | 07.22.06 - 12:14 pm | #
She was on a show called "I Married Dora". It was about some single guy with kids who married his house keeper played by her so she could get a green card. Didn't last very long. And she was in that Arnold movie "The Running Man" which was based on that Stephen King novella. Plus she guest starred on The Simpsons as Side Show Bob's Itlian wife in one episode.
If you ever see this I hope this info has helped a little bit.
I hate her J-ho, that amazon Michael Douglas married, that Desperate House hoe, Penelope Cruz, and that dyke from Lost
helloo michael K!
what's the shizzle from gricizzle?
maria is looking a bit puffy.....
PUTA FEA!
That blue streak in her hair does not make any sense.
miso | 07.22.06 - 1:07 pm | #
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whoa, miso. i didn't even notice that. i was just looking at her face, and how the photo strategically crops out what's happening beneath her boobs.
now that you've pointed it out, i can't stop looking at it. it's ilke federline's coke-finger. blue streaks are so punk. is she raving? do people still do that?
Holy Plastic Botox Batman!! I can NOT believe that is her. How odd her boxed head and boxed hair was her trademark. Now she looks over botox'd
Looks like a steam roller went over her face. (Can't act, either.) Definitely NOT a hot slut.
HEY PAC MAAAAAAN! THIS IS ME TOO PAC MAAAAAN!
Damn, I used to like her until she started looking like one of the trannies from NYC's Esquelita (or Amanada Lapore's little sister take your pick).
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