First? Me?
What the hell?
ew.
yikes!
oh god. where's her fucken casket. she does look like she just stepped out of it.
she had the potential to be cute too.
RIP ho bag
Is it my monitor or does she look ghoulish green? I've never liked her, don't know why, but never cared to find out either.
i dunno. i am weird. i still like her.
gross. i like her so much better with darker hair.
she looks pretty
i take it back. i enlarged the pictures.
If it's your monitor, meramari, then it's mine, too.
Nasty shit.
Karma face
how old is she?
Am I the only one who thinks she kind of looks like Courtney Love here?
She looked so good in Sop Girl - sophisticated and sexy. This is definitly a step down.....er should I say 6 feet under to be exact!
I would still so much love to eff that skinny white whore in the throat for an hour or so. She's saxxxay!!
I've had several people tell me I resemble her...I used to only be slightly offended...now I'm going to punch the next person who says that!!
The Corpse Homewrecker. Damn, karma's a bitch. MK, put up a side by side of her and what's her name.
full-on monet!
Isn't she only like 26? That's pretty young to be looking like the cryptkeeper.
She is fug - wax lips, black roots, wet and wild eye liner and Jane Austens funeral dress are not exectly a "youthful" combo
yuck, she really does look old.
She looks like she could be a missin Olsen sista
DAMN ! EWE!
SHE LOOKS TORE UP! THAT'S WHAT SHE GUEST HOUSEBREAKIN' WHORE.
suddenly beyonce is looking good and not so fat now huh bitches?
Love the dress. Claire..not so much.
The Corpse Homewrecker. Damn, karma's a bitch. MK, put up a side by side of her and what's her name.
vlcupper | Homepage | 07.12.06 - 2:07 pm | #
Mary Louise Parker from Fried Green Tomatoes....the irony is not lost. : 
Yeah, I can never remember her name. I love her and that movie.
That bitch is under 30? OMG, she looks 45!
Um, what happened?
Never liked her. Rest in pieces.
SHE WAS FUG-O THEN, WHY WOULDN'T SHE BE FUG-O NOW??? GOD DON'T LIKE UGLY.
Gaunt much?
what did she do? whose home did she wreck? what do you meen by karmaface??? sorry, I´m just ignorant...
Vacant stare.................
for the love of god, what happened to her?! she used to be semi-attractive.
Billy Crudup left Mary Louise Parker when she was 6 months pregnant with his kid for her. The karma is that she's totally a rotting corpse now, and Mary Louise has a hit show and an Emmy.
I really like Claire Daines, however, she's beginning to look a lot like Nicole Kidman. Must be they have the same skin pigment disease as Michael Jackson.
full-on monet!
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 07.12.06 - 2:07 pm | #
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i love you! ...you are quoting Clueless, right?
Whatever. Crudup's baby momma had done the same to HER ex before Crudup did it to her. Hardly all Claire Daine's fault. The "karma" stuff always makes me crack up - a man is not a purse, it cannot be "stolen" - he likely had some input in the decision to ditch his babymomma and go w/ CD.
just wondering....no good shitney stories lately...hafta admit, I kinda miss the girl...
either way, she looks TOTALLY miserable in almost every photo I see of her. Is she chasing the dragon?
yep, Clueless!
is it haloween yet?
She wears dresses with high waistlines to try to cover up the fact that her legs are 10 inches long.
Shit! I thought that was Courtney Love!
WTF did she do to herself? jesus.
I HATE the bleached hair with the big, red lips look!
she looks like sandra bernhardt.
Her birthdate is 4/12/79 -- she's 27 yearsr old. I would recommend a new stylist, for starters.
ick is she wearing pancake makeup?? maybe that's her wax impersonator...
she looks like sandra bernhardt.
tim | 07.12.06 - 2:36 pm | #
She looks like Courtney Love and Sandra Bernhardt's love child.
I want to know what she is doing so I can avoid looking like that
She's always been fug. Fourteen years ago she was on Law and Order playing a teen in love with an older man. Even then she looked like nothing more than a confused duck with stumps.
She looks like a thinner version of the weird dungeon keeper in "The Princess Bride".
I wonder if her dirt-star is pale, or does it have the usual butt-pigment?
I want to know what she is doing so I can avoid looking like that
mishma | 07.12.06 - 2:39 pm | #
NO SHIT! Whatever her 'beauty secrets' are, she can fucking keep them to her fucking self.
Shit.
death warmed over.
I'm guessing the hair and skin tone are for the current role she's acting in a movie. She always looks doifferent in each movie...red, brunette, blonde, long, short....she's an actress,people!
Anonymous above- the one that said people often tell her she looks like Claire? We should really get together. Contact me at 30 Rockefeller center. I'll even pay for your bus ticket. One way of course.
Wow, she sure looks like a lot of fun to hang out with.
Thanks, foshizzle. She's only 27, damn she looks rough for being so young.
I've always thought she was a dog and never understood how she got Billy Crudup away from a pregnant Mary Louise Parker. Maybe she gives good head.
She's been initiated into the satanic cult that dominates Hollyweird. Wow it gets all of them in the end doesn't it!!
Those shrunken cheeks and pointy chin looked carved from wax and those eyes want blood.
Looks like a ghoul of the night. Vampira.
...Although I'm kind of partial to the old lady look... If that means wearing classic peices, your hair up and knee length skirts then I guess I'm a victim too!!
Wow! She looks like Death...slightly warmed over. Did anybody see that horrible Bette Davis movie Wicked Stepmother? She could totally do the remake!
my so-called emballming fluid??? ewww someone get this girl a sandwich!!
Fugly and disgusting
It's like you guys act as is she was ever pretty. She was always fucking Hideous with disgusting mannish features. I remember seeing Romeo and Juliet and I thought Leo Dicaprio was much prettier than her.
Wicked Stepmother was outstanding Hybiscus how dare you! lol She does look like it's Halloween...but I love Halloween so I'm torn...
Homewrecking + a wicked cocaine addiction = An Undead Claire
she needs to put the funky socks back on and return her hair to red. then she will get jordan and her life back.
word Anon. The Angela look was flattering.
Wicked Stepmother was outstanding Hybiscus how dare you! lol She does look like it's Halloween...but I love Halloween so I'm torn...
wontingwitch | Homepage | 07.12.06 - 3:34 pm | #
Heh heh...we must have been watching two different movies then... I do luv me some Bette tho...but she was really scary to look at.
MY EYES! BURNING!
She really does resemble an old hag witch....she's already got the black dress; she just needs the pointy hat and broomstick to complete the ensemble.
Hey now the disease Michael Jackson SAID he has is no disease. Well I'm not sure but I tell people that cause I got it on my leg.
homewrecking??!! this is news what did she do????? someone tell me!!!!! inquiring minds deserve to know 
that dress is so grandma...she's done
Oh My God. She has to be THE most BORING person alive. She reminds me too much of fishsticks. Her acting makes me want to slowly gauge my eyes out.
full-on monet!
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 07.12.06 - 2:07 pm | #
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i love you! ...you are quoting Clueless, right?
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 07.12.06 - 2:20 pm
i loved clueless!!! "total monet"!!!!
BWAHHHHahahahahahah!!!!!! that was awesome!!!!!
Damm she looks like she aged 30 years. At first I thought that pic was an old one of a srung out Courtney Love
what the fuck???
She could play that old broad in Titanic.
I hope she chokes on a moth ball. Fatally.
Gawd, She's so manly looking...The older she gets the worse she becomes..Poor thing.
Was Billy Cudrup ever married to ML Parker? Also I think she wants a part in the broadway musical Wicked.
Her skin looks fucking GREY!
She must've shook hands with Mark Anthony. Apparently it's contagious. Look at Je-llo.
i see she's sporting the new "cadaver gray" foundation from MAC
haah haah
clammy
Casper?
Wow. She looks terrible. I never cared for her to begin with, but she's really looking bad.
Night of the Living Dead, anyone?
To paraphrase Anton LeVey, If you have to look like a vampire at least look like a successful vampire. Come on grandma get some color into those waxen cheeks of yours. Where's that thick circular tube of rouge to schmear onto your cheeks? At least make it look like you had a meal on your way to the event so the other guests don't become fearful of you and try to avoid you for the evening.
oh God, she's gone on the Hollywood "nearly dead" diet. What's with these idiots?
I guess homewrecking has finally caught up with her.
haha. she's really hot but i think she's a bitch.
she needs to dye her hair a nice CRIMSON GLOW!
I used to love this bitch. Now look what she dun did to herself...
"Night of the Living Dead" (Who placed their lips in a can of Kool-Aid cherry flavored mix).
death does not become her.
Gee, who unburied that corpse...didnt know she had died either...
a l'il mean, sozz.
She really does look like she just crawled out of a coffin.
God, I hate this broad! She is totally, singlehandedly going to ruin the new Neil Gaiman movie "Stardust" (adapted from a book I loved!)! Not only is she a ho, she's a hag, and a highly overrated actress (the only person more overrated is Julia Stiles, I think). And she makes every movie she's in tank!
Condi! I fucking HATE Julia Stiles!
Nice call.
If she only ditched the granny duds and opted for some Mystic tan..she would look beautiful..
Omgz.
I used to love this girl, but ever since she took up residence with Billy the ass, (who I also loved prior) I hate her. F'in home wrecker. I know it takes two, but why be with someone who's willing to leave their pregnant girlfriend of like, 10 years????? Morons.
the corpse bride
the dress is pretty but she has always seemed very boring and uninteresting to me. I never liked her in that dumbe show so called life.
Freaky, she looks like a vampire.
" Whatever. Crudup's baby momma had done the same to HER ex before Crudup did it to her. Hardly all Claire Dane's fault. The "karma" stuff always makes me crack up - a man is not a purse, it cannot be "stolen" - he likely had some input in the decision to ditch his babymomma and go w/ CD.
rabbit"
Well said, Rabbit!
two words...tanning salon
what's wrong with you?she looks very good..better than paris hilton anyway..
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