Awesome!
Is it possible?
ugly dress! and heehee.
He leaned in close and caught a glimpse of the 'stache.
Still...haahahahaha ha ha ha aha hah.
no, we're still laughing at Longwhoria
she smells.
God you can see her fucken front chompers even in this bad photo. She seriously needs to file them down.
6'8"?
She prolly wished she could blow him.
The smell from her poon is what knocked him down! Where the FUCK did she get that dress? Off the rack at Wal Mart?!!! I wore something like that at InterVoice years ago!
Eva, flats are not your friend - please put on some heels!
EW, she probably had no make-up on again and he fainted.
MICHAEL K PLEASE COME BACK!
EW, she probably had no make-up on again and he fainted.
Blanche TangWeiDong | 07.14.06 - 5:21 pm | #
hahaha!! 
She still looks better than you trash! 
eva... the 4" 2' whore
Sigh, I am so BORED.
Eva you ugly pussy pimple go away!
She still looks better than you trash!
Crystal | 07.14.06 - 5:36 pm | #
Um, Crystal: you're the one with the white trash name. Sorry, but recognize!
I AM SO FUCKING BORED, IS IT 4:30 YET? Is it time to commence drinking yet?
Actually wants to go see a movie tonight, yack. I want him to go out with his friends and let me have some space (space = a few cocktails, calls to the girls, playing Queen too loudly, looking up old bf's on myspace) but he won't go out. Can you believe I am having this problem? FUCK.
Your wig is still jacked up
Crystal = Longwhoria's cleaning lady.
"Actually hubby" my mind is on tonight already
eva... the 4" 2' whore
celebrity hater | 07.14.06 - 5:39 pm | #
Does someone have to be 6 feet tall to be sexy or something? Not that I like this tramp, but I have never been turned down for being short.
BTW, is that a dress or an awning?
It must be 5:00 somewhere...
crystal = Longwhoria's manicurist
Somebody help me! I am dying of boredom...
Well now hubby IM'd me and said he is meeting a friend for drinks and will be home at 7. 7!!!!! Wow, just in time for Matlock! Now I am going to pop out some kids cuz we are totally living like soccer parents.
Does someone have to be 6 feet tall to be sexy or something? Not that I like this tramp, but I have never been turned down for being short.
i love short girls. i'm just hating on this ugly tramp.
[Poofy pants] Don`t be mad cause most of you people in here are "white trash"!
Eva is a Goddess you Bitches....
She's so OLD NEWS! Hope she reads this! Get a life!!
This is very similar to when the Giant fell to his death in Jack and the Beanstalk.
She's wearing a beach umbrella?! Her rat teeth probably tried to chew on the photog's dick, so he fell over running away. She looks awful.
THAT DRESS IS FUCKING FUG, SHE LOOKS LIKE BEACH TOWEL. HER SHOES ARE PAYLESS SHOE SOURCE WHITE TRASH. I HATE THIS BITCH. Fuck I need a martini
Nope, Crystal = Eva Longoria
or her mom
no one else would call HER a goddess.
Crystal = retard
THERE IS A BANANA ON MY DESK THAT I SHOULD EAT BUT IT'S TOO RIPE SO I AM GOING TO LEAVE IT ON MY DESK AS IT OVERPOWERS THE DISCARDED LEAN CUISINE CONTAINER SMELLS EMINATING FROM MY TRASH CAN.
I am so bored I am channleing La Garce. Where is that freak? I need someone to cap on.
ONE MORE HOUR IS TOO LLLOOOONNNNGGG 
Here's a site full of old music videos that I go to when I'm really bored.
Hope this helps!
http://www.insuranceandnews.com/
Thanks NikkiH, I was crying out for attention!!! Thank God I'm not a cutter
No problem. I'm bored too!
I miss Michael K!
I wonder if she laughed or asked if he needed help or didn't even notice?? Poor guy good thing we can't see his face - although I'm sure a 6'8 paparazzi sticks out like a sore thumb.
only thing she's good at is taking it doggy style
mishma you nasty whore La Garce would fuck you up ho bitch.....
mishma go wash that nasty twang bitch!
Not even latin`s like you eva you dirty whore!
Mishma you dog wonna get knocked the fuck out!
[Poofy pants] Don`t be mad cause most of you people in here are "white trash"!
Crystal | 07.14.06 - 6:07 pm | #
then why post here, crystal?
have some boone's farm tonight in honor of me...and some kools.
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La Garce you bitch! I loves it!!!! My pussy actually smells like flea powder, fancy feast & dingleberries.
Last time I saw a squirt like Eva it was in Star Jones' pants......put some make up on you nasty taquito!!! Pass the guacamole!!!
YO TENDER....WORK THAT SHIZZNIT BROTHAAAA...flavorrr flaaavv
NikkiH,
Thank you from the bottom of my heart! I didn't know a site like this existed and it totally made my day. I just watched Air Supply's "Makin' Love Out of Nothing at All." A classic.
can someone just fuck her up her nasty ass so she would be in too much pain to show up for about a year? nasty ass horse tooth bitch
jenjen, isn't it great? I just got the link myself last week.
Lots of old memories.
damn. I'm 5 foot 1 AND I like the dress.
::runs and hides::
Is that the same fucking moron that bumped that chick photog into a car then almost got into a fight with another photog when they followed Blohan or Spears out of the tanning salon?
That guy needs a bullet, some hos or an NFL job
If it feels good, do it.
WOW he fell! The last laugh? I don't think so, you still look like hell without makeup!
hey nobody deserves death.. I can understand making some funny comments on people but when commenters bring Death into the comments, that's sick.. Nobody needs a Bullet!
That's what I'd like every day, guys just falling over me.ahh the life of tv stah.
can someone just fuck her up her nasty ass so she would be in too much pain to show up for about a year?
i volunteer
Why is she famous?
i dont get why ppl are so mean here ?
"She's like a fart in a mitten..."
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