1st
Britney preparing for her next album
(too easy, but i had to do it)
2nd
Second!! 
Monica Lewinsky's new gig!
This Bud's for you
Britney auditions for American Idol 2007
ya done good.
lahoma, this picture fucking rocks
I see Pete Doherty's put on a few pounds. . .
OMF'N GOD!!! She looks like my aunt.
a typical american woman?
Courtney Love Unplugged
It's the fucking tiger slippers that inspire me
With Kingston at college, Gwen Stefani embarks on a comeback tour.
Britney the comeback tour!
unable to find a new hosting gig Star Jones audtions for the reality show "Rockstar"
Sheryl Crow still upset Lance broke up with her
a typical american woman?
Anonymous | 07.19.06 - 3:15 pm |
no, just your mother
Thanks for the love Morticia!
Kfed's new video,starring the woman he left pregnant Britney for.
With Kingston at college, Gwen Stefani embarks on a comeback tour.
Scorpio Minx | Homepage | 07.19.06 - 3:16 pm |
i fuckin love it
Nornna unplugged.
Shitney's new video?
K Fed: I'd hit it.
geez i miss Divine
Not a caption, but GREAT PHOTO!
Britney Spears, Unplugged.
Britney makes her comback
Britney Spears in 10 years...shit never mind...next year!!
All Nancy needs now to feel at home is Bruno the family dog licking the peanut butter.
Morticia | Homepage | 07.19.06 - 3:17 pm | #
Hello Doll! You know Gwen has this outfit, especially the slippers!
Rosie O' Donnel's Lesbian Daughter: Flashforward 23 years
In another blatent attempt to copy Madonna, Britney learns how to play guitar.
Looks like Heart is back on the road
this summer.
Britney Spears, says she's not ready to retire from performing.
"I can't wait to do that again,'' Spears, "But I really have to take my time and do it right and be safe. Actually ... not that safe. When you perform, you have to be dangerous.''
Brandon Davis back in rehab..
Sigh .. have the American Idol auditions begun already?
K Fed: I'd hit it.
karaboo | 07.19.06 - 3:19 pm | #
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awesome!! 
In an effort to revamp her look for her new Vitamin Water campaign, Kelly Clarkson seems to have misunderstood the health-conscious company's demand for her to distract their customers from her recent weight gain.
thanks Myself!
Britney Spears decides enough is enough - I'm back in the music business, y'all! My boos will just have to wait.
Laid back Wynona Judd on her touring bus.
OMG, Buwahahahaha, Southy and Myself, your comments have me ROFLMAO.
Come to mama Sean.
this picture is all about support:
curlers to support her hair
a mask to support her face
a guitar to support her runny eggs
and tiger slippers to support her kankles.
K-Fed's mama.
After K-Fed spent all her money, Britney has to make ends meet by giving music lessons.
Poor Beyonce! She has really let herself go after finding out her man and her daddy replaced her with Rihanna. Such destiny!
Morticia's on a roll today!! You got me fucken laughing my ass off!!
Insane Clown Posse has fallen on hard times.
Larry the Cable Guy in drag.
Hairspray meets Deliverance. "Squeal Piggy, Squeal!"
What Britney really looks like before the beer goggles kick in.
Jack Black preparing for his new film Nacho Mama.
I'm waiting to see P. Diddy
Katherine McPhee gives up anorexia and moves on to alcoholism as a means to avoid the American Idol tour.
Damn,Elvis,i just KNEW you were'nt dead!!
Paris Hilton enters her late-Elvis period.
sure look fine girlfriend, you single and loaded??? i'm a free gay-gent in
a week!
Jack Black preparing for his new film Nacho Mama.
shannon |
LOL!!!
Jack Black preparing for his new film Nacho Mama.
shannon |
LOL!!!
kelly osborne is gearing up to release her new album
John Travolta in his trailer waiting for his next scene for HAIRSPRAY: THE MOVIE
Britney...Waiting for Matt Lauer and the NBC crew. No false eyelashes this time, baby!
Great, now K-Fed's mom has an act too.
"Katherine McPhee gives up anorexia and moves on to alcoholism as a means to avoid the American Idol tour."
...that was me, Matt, not that it matters, you won't pick me. Haha.
This picture makes me wanna watch Rosanne re-runs.
does this beer make me look fat?
After President Bush vetoed the stem cell research bill he sat for the press and showed them his real talent.
She's country, y'all.
The White Star Jones
Jack Osbourne discovers the joys of drag...
Moticia Rocks! | 07.19.06 - 3:22 pm |
hehehe thanks.
now back to discussing: Hillary Clinton, the Biography
Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina in the.....Moooorrrning!
Unable to use anti-depressants due to scientology beliefs, Katie works her post partum problems out through food, music and beer.
Honey, you're going to need more than one bottle of beer to drown the sorrows you've got
The Tiger Woods fanclub president.
John Travolta is a little too excited about his role in the movie "Hairspray"
The smallest minority: Jam Band Rednecks
No I will not be your friend on MySpace.
For her newest reality show, Brit has decided to incorporate ideas from Celebrity Fit Club, American Idol, and Extreme Makeover in order to get in shape for her comeback. Before photo seen here.
Britney Spears insists on styling herself for televised interviews.
America's Got Talent.
Mom?
KELLY OSBOURNE SINGS ABOUT HER WEIGHT LOSS.
OMG IT'S LA GARCE
green hair curlers: $2.99
fuzzy tiger slippers: $8.99
natty ice beer: $5.99 for a six pack
britney's comeback : priceless
Britney Hires Wavy Gravy for Sean P.'s Birthday party.
Tiger-cankles.
the ghost of christmas future presents brit brit with shock therapy
Harvey Weinstein steps in front of the camera for Kevin Smiths remake of "Better Off Dead"
um he plays the fat ass mutha
Britney Spears tries to reclaim her Pop Star, sex symbol status but to no avail
britney's voice coach
Looks like Kirstie Alley fell off the Jenny Craig wagon
Carnie, dahling, you look filthy and gorgeous!
i see that katie holmes is following strict scientology orders on how to make that comeback after having a baby!
Here's hoping Ken Pave's can work his magic in restarting Britney's career
Wynona relaxes backstage with a cold one
is that a red peticoat slip under that neon-green, polka-dotted dress?
Britney does her own hair and makeup for an upcoming interview with Barbara Walters.
is that a red peticoat slip under that neon-green, polka-dotted dress?
Myself | 07.19.06 - 3:34 pm | #
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of course, not a caption, just sheer disbelief. 
Uh oh, Grandma's off her meds again.
She took Paris's "Stars are Blind" WAAAAY too literally...
Tracy Turnblad the Lost Years
Kirstey Alley on the set of her new promotional diet plan commercial. "Scientology saved me!!"
after 20yrs of marriage, Brit dumps K-fed and tries her talent with country music this time.
Damn, Kirstie Alley was doing so well on Jenny Craig.....
i know this sounds crazy, but i swear that is my old roomate (if not, its her twin sister). and she looks better than she used to.
It's the church of the poison mind...
Boy George won't let being kicked to the curb by the rest of Culture Club stop him. He's almost ready for his solo tour.
It's the church of the poison mind...
Boy George won't let being kicked to the curb by the rest of Culture Club stop him. He's almost ready for his solo tour.
Lindsay Lohan is recast in the A Prarie Home Companion sequel.
she's got tom cruise written all over her.
Obviously Britney took Matt Lauer's advice to make a couple of changes before the Dateline interview.
Thats Hot!
Mama Cass looked a lot different when she got on stage!
*singing*
There's a tear in my beer cause I'm really a queer...
Catch Rosie on 'The View' starting in September!
Janis Joplin lives!
wynona judd: the krunking cowgirl
Mom?
mishma | 07.19.06 - 3:29 pm | #
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so simple..so wrong ..sooooooooooo funny...
I really did lmao
Mariah rushes to learn guitar before her tour begins. Randy Jackson was inspired by the Confessions Tour.
now THAT'S more like it.
LuLu from Hee-Haw gets ready for her comeback !
NoAnjl
A penny for your thoughts.
Britney ready for her recent interview with Matt Laurer to discuss the impending birth of her sixth child.
"Skinny people are so, like, gross." - Paris Hilton, flash forward to 2015
Britany knows how to play guitar?
oh look...it's the fat Donna.
The winner of Monique's Fat Chance Beauty Pagent
K-Fed took everything in the settlement so... here I is!
Britney laying down the track for her new upcoming single "My Pregnant Popozao".
Jack Black preparing for his new film Nacho Mama.
shannon | 07.19.06 - 3:23 pm | #
HAHAHAHHA that shit is too funny.
Things changed mighty quickly on the set of The View once Rosie was named co-host.
Hi y'all this is Britney working hard on my new album, "I'm a drunk white trash whore"
She is just preserving her sexy with that cream on her face.
Dont piss that bitch off or her house shoes will straight attack yo ass
the american idol "where are they now tour" featuring kelly clarkson!!!
not a caption: could you imagine curling up next to this mastadon before bed? her chin hairs poking you in the back would keep you up all night
Minnie Pearl you ain't, now Maxie Pearl.....you might be.
The groupies backstage of the Supernova show ain't what they used to be.
A virus hangin out in Lindsey's Bikini Bottoms. Doesnt look like its goin anywhere anytime soon.
*shuddering* thanks for the image Morticia!!! LOL
Bored, pregnant and at home, Britney decides to have a beauty day!
After losing the beauty pageant talent and swimsuit contest, Candy hit hard times and started drinking, refusing to change out of her little bitty teeny weeny yellow polkadot bikini.
A candid shot of Kelly Osbourne long after "The Osbournes" stopped filming
ElB my love!!!! 
Elizabeth Taylor proves to the world she's not dying after joining Motley Crue!!
Haylie Duff reprises her role in Hairspray.
Kelly Pickler performs at the 2025 Country Music Awards.
Hallo NoAnjl,i'm back,love captions!
brit - brit unplugged
In the not too distant future, the conclusion of Britney's True Hollywod Story
brit brit unplugged
Fatty Arbuckle Unplugged
After she sat down on it,nobody would remove the plectrum from her rectum,hence she used the bottle!!
Mama?
"Courtney Love's Re-Invention Tour" (coming to a basement near you this summer)
I wonder if this is what K-Fed had in mind when he said "Come and get me Tiger"?
Mortixcia..Im puking and laughing at same time. Thats the most Ive mutitasked at work in months...thanks to d-listed ;-0
Star Jones chooses a new career path.
Desperate Common-law Wives
her guitar strap doubles as a g-string
the emancipation of moo-moo.
Um..I think she might be sitting on Leo, Johnny is suffocating in one of her rolls and she pooped out J. Lewis.
"Cause we're country!"
Rosie O'Donnells audition tape for the view..
Paris Hilton shows us exactly why the stars are blind.........
the emancipation of moo-moo.
wonderboy | 07.19.06 - 3:57 pm | #
Loooooooooved it
Oprah without her special lighting.
Harvey Firestein & Rosanne's Love Child Performs "This Bud's for You"
Britney: UnPlugged
I told you guys Suri would be a star!
Britney plays live for baby Sean.
Looks like an Mizzou Tiger fan!
Go Kansas Jayhawks!!
I thought Wynona was in AA?
John Popper, lead singer of Blues Traveler, pictured here in drag prior to his surgery.
the emancipation of moo-moo.
wonderboy | 07.19.06 - 3:57 pm | #
Haaaated It
A 40 year old Britney remembers the good ole days when she didn't have to tuck her boobs in her pants.
Vincent Chase depressed after being dumped by Aquaman and the Medellin.
Ari tried to hug it out but...well
britney takes up acoustic.
Kelly Pickler's new album cover
Alexis Arquette-The wedding singer II,The deepest cut.
um not THE Medellin..Medellin...my bad
"Did I shave mah lages...for this"
Rosanne relaxes before her debut on the View.
Britney prepairing her comeback record in 2011 after 5 little Federline Kids.
yo me...
bite me
hater
After deciding to revamp her image....Britney decides to go acoustic.
Janet Jackson without the make up and girdle.
Briney Spears coming out of retirement preparing to promote her new album...
Booze , K-fed and Proactive
SHIT! Sean Preston´s driving alone again!
"I'm mesmerized by tigers. They almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them. They pull you in and make it difficult to look away. Behold the beauty of the tiger."
(and i quote britney directly.)
Britney's gonna need more than just a brown wig...
"With my hair did, this mask to make my face look really purdy, and this new song just for him, Kevin will surely come back to me!" hopes Britney.
"You spin me round like a record" Pete Burns comeback tour 2025.
Britney preps for her next interview with Matt Lauer.
As Britney's future was revealed, the phsycic and even K-fed himself were not surprised.
The next American Idle
Unfortunately, it's true......Carnie Wilson's gastric bypass, did indeed, fail. *sigh*
After winning her latest lawsuit Anna Nicole Smith settles in for an evening of relaxation.
"She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot banquet tent.."
One of the last photos of Elvis' sad slide into insanity.
Britney is taking up guitar.
diss
Stoney - Funny shit!
Thanks tender! *muah*
Okay, so Nicole Richie took this "you need to put some weight on" thing way too far...
Rueben Studdard tries a new look
A preview of Britney's next interview with Matt Lauer...
It's back to work for Britney!
All Nancy needs now to feel at home is Bruno the family dog licking the peanut butter.
Morticia | Homepage | 07.19.06 - 3:20 pm |
FUCKING CLASSIC!!! :D
so she wouldn't get hungry, Lucy spread dinner across her face
Roger Ebert should lay off the fatty foods....
After the failure of CBS's Gameshow Marathon, Ricki Lake decides a singing career might boost her popularity.
OK Brit, we get it, you're into tigers this week.
Lindsay's new Proactive infomercial
After falling off the "Food Wagon", Kirstie desided to try her hand at Country Music.
Britney records an acoustic version of Oops I Did It Again for her upcoming album.
Finally we get to see the infamous mother of Blanket
Wow, I guess Kathyrn Mcphee took losing America Idol harder then we thought.
"I'm mesmerized by tigers. They almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them. They pull you in and make it difficult to look away. Behold the beauty of the tiger."
(and i quote britney directly.)
kittykittymeowmeow
WOW. Profound, Brit. Methinks she's "mesmerized" by shiny objects too. I gotta go read this shit!
OK boys and girls join in. If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...
I like the booths at Waffle House too, that's country.
Britney entertains herself while waiting for Kevin to come home.
I had no idea that John Waters was coming out with Pink Flamingo's Part II: Divine, Alive and Kicking
She practicing for the Grand Ole'
Orca
The real voice behind Paris' new album
Amanda Lepore has seen better days.
Britney for Proactive...Since I started using these here facials ya'll I ain't got no zits no more! That Firecrotch chick ain't got shit on me ya'll!
This is what marrying Kid Rock will do to Pam in 10 years.
Polka-Don'ts
your mom.
Roseanne?
Poor Harvey Firestein. He really went off the deep end when the didn't cast him the role of Edna in the new Hairspray the movie!
Gwen Steffani pauses to enjoy a beer while writing material for her new album.
Oh come on now, shouldn't the Snapple Lady actually drink Snapple?
You think this is fucked up, you should see what Charlie Sheen did to her just before this picture.
Polka-Don'ts
T-bone | 07.19.06 - 4:29 pm | #
I've always wondered whatever happened to Charlotte Rae after The Facts of Life wrapped.
Mt. Fiji attempts a comeback 20 years after G.L.O.W. went off the air. Her new reality show is just the beginning!
"Honey, now you know mama cain't cross her laigs so quit yer hollerin'!"
Something smells fishy about this picture.
Oh my gawd, y'all! She's got mesmerizing tiger shoes!"
Britney: Confessions from a Trailerpark
Britney's mom demonstrates how the apple doesn't fall far from the tree...
the love child of leigh bowery and mama cass.
Rosie O'Donnell's coming out party.
"Kevin, where's ma Cheetos? All you gotta do is get me some food and you cain't even do that right! I'm cancelling your ATM card again!"
"He's simple. Women complicate EVERTHING! He's so simple!"
After the up-roar caused by her Harper's Bazaar cover, and jealous of Lindsay's new deal with Pro-activ, Britney signs to endorce a package deal on beer, tigers and guacamole.
Roseanne Baar's children's tape and DVD.
Megan Bannigan
This is what Katie Holmes will look like after 10 years with Tom Cruise. Fat, broke and singing about Scientology.
I told you guys to lay off of Lindsay Lohan about being too thin!!! Look what you did!!!
I just knew la garces mother would make it big
Katie on the Kirstie life plan...Seems to be working well
"Kevin Goes Shopping For Fitness" - No wonder!!
This is SPF in 15 years. Sad but true.
Britney in 5 years!
Monty Python has really outdone themselves with this one. It comes right after the Parrot Sketch, right?
Britney fulfilled her promise to return to the entertainment industry by playing herself in Gilbert Grape 2, released summer 2008.
ok y'all i'm ready for my comeback now
"Hey ya'll! I'm grrrrrrrr-eat!"
After giving birth to 10 kids with the Federline, Britney hopes this comeback can make her rich again!
In the aftermath of the 2007 impeachment, Former President Bush embarks on a career as a singing childrens clown. While the pressure and heartbreak of that time have clearly taken their toll, who could resist such a winning smile?
Kelly Clarkson celebrates the 20th anniversary of her Proactive ad campaign.
Britney makes her Broadway debut a successful one, playing Elphaba in the show Wicked.
The truth behind sex chat lines....meet the women you really jerk off to.
Sing me a song you're piano-sized...
Chris Daughtry's Wife
Star Jones parlays her talents into a country music career after her husband comes out of the closet and she's unceremoniously dumped by "The View."
Do my Kankle's make my tigers look big??
Looks like an Mizzou Tiger fan!
Go Kansas Jayhawks!!
DANI | 07.19.06 - 4:03 pm | #
Noooo!! This is an LSU fan! A Mizzou fan would be all svelte and beautiful. Drunk, but svelte and beautiful.
Is it just me or does the couch look like it's totally slanted?? lol
Do my Kankle's make my tigers look big??
~ohmy~ | 07.19.06 - 4:57 pm | #
~ohmy~ | 07.19.06 - 4:56 pm | #
Oh no you di-ent!!!
I didn't know "The Facts of Life" was back in Town...
Edna??
brit's reinvention.
Kelly Osbourne is the new spokesperson for Miller Light's - Anti Beer Goggles campaign.
Couch and tigers, hideous dragonlady
John Wayne Gacy's daughter has decided to follow in her father's footsteps.
Excited about her comeback song, a remake of Extreme's "More than Words", Britney takes a break.
Hell nah @ this pic! I have no caption.
NoAnjl | 07.19.06 - 4:58 pm | #
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata
OH yes I did!! :D lol
Mama Cass didn't choke on that ham sandwich after all! News of the World on stands now!
"I jest luv me some tigers, ya'll. And jest chill, I am not sitting on my son. He's with the Manny."
A candid still from Roseanne's 1998 "Comeback Special" after her heart-wrenching acoustic version of the "Star Spangled Banner."
Looks like Rosie is riding the bus wih her sister again.
The cancellation of the "Drew Carey Show" has done wonders for Mimi
Brit pregnant for the 10th time, recording her acoustic album: "My Sperminated Years"
Britney Spears at 40.Desperate to prove she's still America's pop princess.
Brittany backstage warming up fore her 2008 European tour
Back in the day, they used to call me Esther. Get me another one, will you dear?
I can pick this here guitar and my nose at the same time ya'll!
Matt Lauer: Britney I really think you should see the makeup artist before we start shooting.
Britney Spears back stage warming up for her comeback after 20 years and 5 K-Fed spawns
Couch and tigers, hideous dragonlady
NoAnjl | 07.19.06 - 5:00 pm | #
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Bastard!!!! *waves*
20 years and 300 pounds later Lyndsey Lohan is still a party girl.
Lindsey Lohan: You should have had a little more self respect. Look at you now?
Is it me, or has Clay Aiken gained a few pounds?
Not a caption -
I see peeps coming back!!
*happy dance*
No Britney! You're supposed to be right-handed! We're trying to make this as believable as possible!
Mrs. Garrett is getting ready for the "Facts of Life" tour. Just wait until you see Lisa Welchel deep throat a crucifix.
the samoan joan baez
in 15 to 20 years: Where Are They Now? Special tonight: Britney Spears
A candid taken backstage at the launch of the new Kelly Osbourne fashion line
Is it me, or has Clay Aiken gained a few pounds?
Boomer | 07.19.06 - 5:19 pm | #
lol
Jay celebrating after his win on Project Runway season 1.
*sings*
You take the hood you take the rat - you take them both and there ya have the trash of life... the trash of life...
Lindsay Lohan in 15 years.
Toby Keith writes another shit-tastic song.
Thinking she can Fool Barbara Walters Star Jones disguises her self as Bette Midler to score a guest host seat on the view.
The real life person Mimi from the Drew Carrey Show is based off of!
20 years after filming Spaceballs, Pizza the Hut is ready for a comeback.
Britney practicing for her "huge comeback"
Tom finaly releases the first picture of baby Suri.
The all-transvesite cast of Little Orphan Annie prepares for the acoustic road tour
Chastity Bono gains back the weight she lost on Celebrity Fit Club!
barbara streisands "welcome back" promo poster
Super-stressed before her first taping of The View, Rosie O' Donnell unwinds in her dressing room
SILENT BOB'S MOTHER
The promo shot for VH1's Where are they Now: Dee Snyder, formerly of Twisted Sister.
Jessica Simpson's doing just fiiiiine without Nick, thankyouverymuch!
I'm just Cunt-ry Y'all!! Britney sings to baby SP...
Winner of Project Runway Jay is so cute
nobody truly understands what it takes for britney to be camera ready....
Tom Cruise proposing a toast at Suri´s first Birthday.
Britney performing for her family reuninon ho down
A contestant waiting to audition for P. Diddy and Fox's Making Ted Nugent's Country Rockstar Supernova Band and Line Dancing with the Stars Extreme Idol Makeover contest
So this is what Britney Spears looks like when she wakes up in the morning...I guess she really does dress up for the paprazzi
Star Jones has tracked down Michael Jackson's skin bleaching cosmetician just in time for her new Hee Haw gig.
britney spears at home working on her comeback album
Inspired by the new remake of Hairspray, Jay, season one winner of Project Runway models the first piece from his collection.
Britney Spears 10 years from now: 2016 Dateline tell all interview.
Brittany Spears an hour before Matt Lauer arrived...and we thought she needed a publicist!
Getting ready to take my boo boo's on tour...
Blohan's mom rehearses for her duet with Blohan.
Anna Nicole sans Trimspa...
Mindy Cohn plays the role of Charlotte "Mrs. Garrett" Rae in the biographical movie, "The Facts of Strife."
Star Jones Reynolds getting ready to sell pencils in Times Square
Britney's new body double.
Kathy Griffin gets ready for her show with out Matt's help.
"Come on over here, Suri! Grandma ain't gonna hurt ya!"
Boy George, after prison, tries to kick start his career with the unplugged re-mix recording of Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?
Toys 'R Us launches the ad campaign for its new doll: "Raggedy Ass."
Fashion tip: Tiger print slippers destract from a more "zaftig" figure.
quit saying this is britney spears, because you ALL know this is a dead ringer for wynonna judd
Everytime a fly lands, it lays an egg.
Jay McCarroll FINALLY unveils what he's been working on since 'Project Runway'.
Rosie primps for her debut on 'The View'.
K Fed: I'd hit it.
karaboo | 07.19.06 - 3:19 pm | #
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I love it!
Lindsay Lohan's blow up doll
Roseanne's coming back to CBS this fall!
Oh yeah, and has anyone seen that Family Guy episode with the scene about Britney's comeback or something. She has diabetes and she's really fat and she's in a wheel chair and she keeps saying, "I'm sexy, y'all!"
Yeah love it.
If Kellie Pickler can get a record deal, then Mindy Cohn certainly can!
In an interview, Brittanys mother says " Ah learned er evrathang she knowed'
Jordan decides for her meeting with Michael K, she needs to go au natural.
Kirstie Alley relaxing at home.
Rosie O'Donnell backstage, right before her first appearence on The View.
IM CAROL!
Posh could not convince Scary Spice to sign on for the reunion tour, so the decision is made to replace her with Hideous Spice.
Brandon Davis fresh out of rehab...working on his new single FIRECROTCH!!!!!
Britney's come back is a success! Just leaked, her new album cover!
Brittany Spears writes a song for her new baby...
"Gee, your mother sure knows how to work a room"
lindsey lohan preparing for the 20th year edition of a prairie home companion.
Demi moore still has that youthful glow.
Drew Carey finally comes out of the closet.
Michael Jackson's next baby mama prepares for her 15 minutes of fame.
britney finally does away with what little self-awareness she had left
Britney sure loves them tigers.
Spears after a few more kids.
K-Fed's mama recalls teachin' him the gitar when he was a yungin'
After having Kevin's 5th, 6th, 7th,8th, 9th, and 10th child Britney is finally back with a remix to her classic dedicated to Keivn "HIT ME BABY 4 MORE TIMES"
These are the real pictures of Britney from the Harpers cover, no photoshop!
shitney...unplugged
Ronald McDonald's Fat Aunt Sally.
so that's what Jay McCarroll has been doing since he won project runway!
I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic...
Katharine McPhee's bulimia backfired.
britney learns the guitar
Forgoing the obvious ITney jokes.....
Haylie Duff prepares for her Broadway debut, Hairspray will never be the same.
Suri Cruse is finally photographed
Tom Cruise's publicist has to stop releasing photos to make us believe that Kate was pregnant.
One millisecond second before both the camera and couch break.
Poor Wynonna Judd has fell off the wagon again.
Britney prepares backstage for the first night of her 2006 comeback tour: Boo-Boos and Raindrops.
"Just 'cause I'm preggers don't mean I can't perform y'all and I'm holdin' this drank for a freee-und!"
In a move to get back to her roots, Jewel gets ready to perform a set Appalachian folk songs to at the Troubadour.
This will surely start the JLO is she or is she not pregnant rumors again!
Coming up in 2030, Angelina Jolie reminisces about the peak days of her career on Where Are They Now ?
What Santa Claus looks like on some bad shrooms
Paris Hilton's music career takes a turn for the worst...
Britney finally picks up the guitar.
Hey, I know this lady. She does a hilarious musical comedy act. She's a really nice person.
Britney Spears cousin, Norma-Ray, decides it's her time to shine.
Katie Holmes in Scientology psychiatric ward after she finds out Suri does not exist afterall.
I know everyone kept telling Nicole Richie to gain a few pounds, but this is ridiculous!
And on cue, Britney was visited by the third and final spirit, the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
"Britney Spears, 2010"
Paris Hilton finally beats anorexia and sings "I'm too sexy for my shirt"
Suri's real birthmom.
Ok Jewel, Time to get away from that "ranch".
Or Suri's real birthmom after she found out what Tom did to her child.
leggings. so hot right now.
After her 12th child, Britney brushes up for her "A Prairie Home Companion 2" Audition.
well after having two kids, britney wasnt able to get rid of the extra weight, so she decided to undergo a new career, broadway...luckily there was a part for redneck hobo in the play: anne go get your gun...
The secret transvestite lovechild of Rosie O'Donnel and Harvey Fierstein
Hey, I live in a double-wide, if I could only get a nickel for every comment
To demonstrate the effectiveness of her new carbon lined panties, Nona Bardot unleashes a hugh crap while singing her rendition of Khia's "My Neck, My Back". All the while, the room smelled no different than a Paris Hilton video shoot.
"They sure absorb the poop!" Nona gushed.
Britney entertains some fans at the Tulsa Greyhound bus stop.
"i don't know why al left me" - star jones.
"THE BRITNEY SPEARS BLOW-UP DOLL"
NOT suitable for young children
Your Mom.
After years of speculation, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes finally reveal their daughter Suri to the world.
OH, how i miss my baby..DIVINE..R>I>P, no that doesn't work, a reminder maybe, but his b**ch is busted!
E! News Network graciously displayed one of it's pre-wedding photos of Pamela Anderson ...
Carnie Wilson auditioning for the new season of Celebrity Fit Club.
KFED! Bring me another donut y'all!
Teacher: What have we learned today children?
Students: Just say "no" to Kevin Federline.
Britney sings PopaZao to the chillin.
Carnie Wilson partying one last time before celebrity fit cub!
I just knew that Taylor Hicks was high maintainance behind the scenes.
Oh so this is Lisa Frank?
i swear, i was cute in high school-
Edema-chic
britney spears in 5 years, trying to revive her music career
In an attempt to revitalize her career in the style of Elvis, Britney plans for her '08 Comeback Special.
Rosie O'Donnell auditions for "Walk the Line 2"
News Flash! Time Traveller brings back news: A journalist returning to the year 2029 has shown us this deeply satisfying picture of Paris Hilton after Daddy disowns her.
Life can be tough when your air-time has been cut down to late-night reruns. "Someone call Drew Carey!" "This bitch is out of control!" Wait! Wait! It's just Mindy Cohn from "Facts Of Life" 
Britney's first epiphany, "Find (and reflect) my target audience!"
Sure, kid, I'll come to Career Day at school. Just let me know what time.
Raggedy Aniston promotes her new book "My husband left me for Angelina Jolie"
Lindsay Blohan in a recent interview – "Yes, redheads are more sexual than blondes or brunettes. They don't call me 'Firecrotch' for nuthin'!"
Britney Spears: The Comeback ["Handling My Truth"] coming soon to UPN.
Mariah before photoshopping
Does this Queen Helene Mint Julep mask make me look fat?
Naomi Judd gets an early start on rehearsals for her appearance @ the 2008 Republican Convention
Play that FUNKY music Fat Bitch. Play that Funky music right. Lay down the boogie and play that funky music til you die.
Life after the runway sure caught up with Tyra Banks.
Jeepers Creepers 3: Electric Boogaloo
Kirstie Alley after the Kiss concert.
...and after a hard days work on the show Ricki lake liked to kick off her jimmy choos and relax a little!
BRITNEY SPEARS in 5 years and 7 kids later.
Mama Lohan prepapres to give Lindsay more avice on "stayin purty".
Cute slippers
Rosie, excited about her return to the small screen, is even doing her own make-up and wardrobe for The View.
Winona Judd working on her much anticipated new album.
Britney goes all country, pop and booze!
Lindsay Hohan, in 10 years, at the grand opening of Pink Taco Restaurant and Family Fun Center!
Roseanne's comeback audition for "America's got Talent"
It wasn't hard to replace Star Jones on the view.
We are not really sure if Chris Farley went to Heaven or Hell..
R Family Vacations entertainment line-up - Please give it up for the multi-talented Winona Judd!!!
Tara Reid has spent all of her money on beer that she has no more left for liposuction. Now, she must take up a new hobby of making our ears bleed.
I miss the old Britney.
"That's my white mama!!"
In an effort to end public ridicule. Britney has a follow-up interview with Matt Lauer, 3 months after giving birth to her 2nd child, RedBulla Cheeto Federline-Spears
Spears:
"See yaaa’ll, I ain’t white traash. I may be pregnant but I aint barefoot”. At witch point, Britney managed to launch 17 rapid fire air quotes, all while holding her moonshine and geeetar.
Star Jones went in for gastric-bypass surgery, but they accidentally switched her chart with Michael Jackson's!
Now I understand why Justin uses all those drugs... Cameron does not look too good in the morning!
See, Britney IS a good mother, she sings SP bed time songs.
Mandisa has decided going white cracker may improve her chances in the next American Idol round of auditions
Tell them Large marge sent ya.
Aint she the spokesperson for them
Country Kitchen all you can eat buffet restaurants?
I didn't know that Anna Nicole Smith knew how to play the guitar.
Free Katie!
after being dropped as the Chiquita Banana lady, Eunice become the better
suited Coors Whore.
"DON'T MAKE ME BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS!" (gotta love madtv)
Sign on the side says
WILL SING FOR BEER OR LARD
The Britney "Country Y'all" Spears float is ready for the Macys Thanksgiving Parade.
Sean Preston's 1st birthday party!
Coming soon to Fox...Hillbilly Karaoke! We only sing the tunes you vote fo!
Mount Mimi
Britney Spears' Harper's Bazaar cover for July 2010
Jay McCarroll does white trash couture....again (Yawn)
Star Jones in whiteface auditions for a new singing career
Britney Spears' next album cover...
Christina Aguilera's new album "Back to Basic - the 80's" due in July 2010.
Britney's making a big comeback!
Miz ain't atrophied anymore.
Britney takes up guitar lessons after baby #6
Congrats winners!
Rock on with ya bad self mishma!
Funny bitch
Kudos to all!! Difficult one!
American Idol tryouts for the 50+ age group ... after hours uncut, the footage they haven't shown you until now
That's right Anonymous - I am not. Nor am I deluded into blind-trust.
Huh, I won? What?
Yes Mishma - Celebrate! You win our appreciation.
But that really is my mom.
Ha-ha, not really....kinda
CONGRATS to everybody...especially mishma. 
ohmy should be up there too!!!!!
Congrats to all Winners!!!!
yay mishma!
Mishma I was going to type the same damn thing!!! ROFL!!!
what the... "Mom?" wasn't even funny. I thought that Boomer and Muzi's were the funniest ones.
the winners entry is funny...so simple
Forcing a caption about Shitney or TomKat or Nicole Richie is not funny. Thinking outside the box is funnier.
Congrats, mishma.
EVERYONE- GO TO PEREZHILTON. JORDON SUFFERED A MISCARRIAGE!!
Is that cuz its yo mamma Tanka?
these recent caption photos suck as much as the winning captions
Go Mishma!--simplicity at it's finest
That's Kevin Federline's new Album cover!
those are the winning captions?
Did you choose your friends/family or something?
Congrats to all winners!!
ohmy should be up there too!!!!!
Congrats to all Winners!!!!
NoAnjl | 07.20.06 - 11:15 am | #
Thanks It was the Kankle one huh? LOL
No, I blew Lahoma00
ohmy - yes, it twas!!!
mishma - I knew it, ya ho! And I'm hanging too
Madonna singing Don't tell me to stop in about 20 yrs
NASTY
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