1st! so sad....
2d. sorry to read this.
I don't think its a good idea for crazy people to have children
sorry Jordan, prayers are with you hun.
poor jordan!!!
harvey will be there for her, though.
hugs, not drugs!!!
Sad news indeed. I can only imagine what Princess Jordan would've named her spawn.
My condolences MK
i don't hold jordan in very high esteem. i think she's a self-absorbed twat who thinks her children are toys. she drank and did drugs freely when pregnant with Harvey, and now feeds the blind, fat, deaf, retarded boy cheerios on the floor to keep him occupied.
that said, i'm sorry for their loss. she may be crazy and an unfit mother, but that doesn't necessarily mean she doesn't love them. she's just a dumbass bitch.
horrible ordeal for anyone to have to go through...thoughts are with her and her fam...and MK too
she drank and did drugs freely when pregnant with Harvey, and now feeds the blind, fat, deaf, retarded boy cheerios on the floor to keep him occupied.
That's the funniest thing I've ever read in my entire life.
Her uterus spontaneously aborted, the only thinking organ in this whole sluts body.
Sorry, my gut tells me the whore partied it up while cooking Harvey and she will do it again
ummm also i guess i should feel bad for her, but really - does the world need another offspring from Jordan?
yeah, Morticia, I'm not a fan either, and she's definitely as fit to be a mother as Britney is, but none the less, sad situation for anyone.
???? Who gives a fuck? She already has two and will probably have another one popping out of her pussy in no time. And also.... who the fuck cares about this whorebag?
it's not entirely about the whorebag; she's lost a child...I can't even imagine how devastating that is.
Myself, honestly - i think even the trailertrash wonder of the year, Brittney Spears is a more fit mother than Jordan. Jordan has poisoned her body with fucking silicone and drugs...Britney is just stupid.
Morticia, 
Morticia is my hero.
I despise this media-whore.
It is always saddening when one loses a child, but sometimes things happen for a reason.
Mishma: are you the one without a/c? I have some info for you.
yeah, i heart morticia
That whore is only 28???? She makes me look young at 31.
Morticia going thru champagne withdrawal? seriously, funny shit
Man, I've got nothing. Yes, she's a skankbot..but this is pretty f**ked up. HOWEVER, this is Dlisted, and it's only a matter of time before some chalupa in sweatpants figures a statement tackier than Star Jones. So let's get on with it.
honestly, i'm not sure if i'm sad or not.
This cunt didnīt lose a child, she lost a clump of cells in her uterus. If one of her children where to kick the bucket itīd be sad.. not that she aborted a barely formed fetus.
what does she do again besides look slutty? I know she wrote a book, and for some reason, it was published, but is that it?
Yes, tell me MizRo! I'm going to lunch now but will catch it when I get back!
Morticia | Homepage | 07.20.06 - 2:24 pm | #
exactly!! wow, you saved me a lot of energy I would've spent putting that into words and typing it. exact same feelings.
she really wouldnt have children if she didnt care about them....
heh, thanks yall. and yes, barburger...i am already my old cynical self after seven straight days on a sex and champagne binge.
Myself, i totally agree with you - the devestation of losing a child is incomprehensible...but i am also of the mind that people like Jordan simply dont have the depth of "normal" people. She'll probably go home and paint her toenails for therapy.
"Id have to call her Pink or Princess, because shed be my princess."
Hmmmm, maybe this was for the best...???
Just kidding, my heart goes out to this divinely beautiful creature in this most tragic time.
Amana has a wheeled portable 9,000 BTU a/c and it's WINDOWLESS-OPERATION! At P.C. Richards!!
Even though I feel sorry for her loss, she shouldn't have any children at all. She is an unfit mother morally & has already screwed up one kid's life forever. There should be a law against people like that having children.
it is sad. but at the same time i think she found her gimmick. without her kids and druguse, would we even be discussing this waste of oxygen?
no..not sad at all. a blessing really. most miscarriges are since most often then not it means there was a problem with the fetus..and looking at that skank we can assume there were major problems going on there.
Aww! That's so sad. I laugh at the things Michael K says about Jordan, but now I really feel sorry for her. That poor family 
Isn't this the same cunt who came out two months ago saying that she didn't like her fat legs? She survived on juice alone for weeks before she started her book promo tour. All the while she was pregnant. Fucking brilliant.
Oh yeah, and does anyone know why she miscarried?
i wonder if she saved her dead, unformed baby fetus?
it's right around lunchtime, and i'd hate for all of that meat and protein to go to waste.
*ties bib*
because she has negative body fat
first banner I like..smack Kfed!..Where's the other options, castrate, stab, shoot, drown, inject, etc
jordan is a real trooper...she'll turn this into a bestselling book and be pregnant again in no time.
all's well that ends well...except for the baby that could've been...
Pete is a Pop Star?? Where the heck have I been?? A 33 year old pop star?? *scratches head*
Maybe losing an unborn child isn't sad to most of you people, but it is to alot. Who the hell are you all to judge how she lost the baby and if she is an unfit mother or not. I don't think I've ever seen more horrible things written. Has she done anything to personally offend any of you? Puh-leez!
i don't mean to stir up this old rivalry, but...
posh never had a miscarriage.
This cunt didnīt lose a child, she lost a clump of cells in her uterus. If one of her children where to kick the bucket itīd be sad.. not that she aborted a barely formed fetus.
whatever | 07.20.06 - 2:31 pm |
you're a fucking dumbass. it may only be a clump of cells to you, but it wasn't in your body. she can call it whatever the fuck she wants. BTW, if she was far enough along to have a miscarriage, she was probably at least 6 weeks in which there is a beating heart. by week 10 there are facial featuers, limbs, hands, feet, fingers and toes. the nervous system is responsive and the internal organs have begun to function.
that's a little more than just a "clump of cells" - of which you seem to lack many in the brain area.
tim:
I don't think people should publicize this type of thing. This is for her and her family only. She seems like she is pandering to the public for sympathy.
No one was aware that she was even pregnant.
MizRo - Have you tried that portable A/C? Do you know if it works well? I'm in the market for one of those!
Thanks.
Morticia, I was about ready to say 'leave it to Morticia to call a woman who just had a miscarriage a dumbass bitch' but then I read your response to the asshole above and all is forgiven.
yah, Small Twat...I'm all heart. 
TIM!!!
Small Twat and Moritcia... I donīt care if the fucking thing had a fully formed beard and was playing Nitendo in her cavernous pussy, it still was not a child. Furthermore... as Tallulah pointed out... to talk about this is yet another ridiculous publicity ploy on her part.
She, and you both, are nothing but grade-A, USDA certified cunts.
My condolences to Jordon & Pete.
does that mean I have a meaty cunt?
interesting.
LA: Hello. No I haven't tried it but my sister-in-law bought one the other day for $400.00.
She says it's enough to cool her 20' by 30' bedroom and then she moves the unit into the living room to cool in there.
She does not have central a/c and hates the window-installation ones because they are too heavy.
This is why people usually don't tell anyone that they're pregnant until about 3 months along. She was probably excited and told a couple of "friends" or whatever. Then she miscarried and it get's plastered on the web. I'm sure it sucks because it appears that she never meant for it to get out that she was even pregnant.
This sort of thing blows- happened to me (without it being plastered on the web, of course)
I imagine those gargantuan implants are leaking, which caused puddin'head Harvey's profound retardation, and caused the poor lil feller to abort.
I saw some homemade porn with Jordan the other day. "One Night in Paris" is far superior.
I think Jordan's dirt-star must taste like buttermilk.
whatever------
are you being serious? you need to get a fucking clue and next time you call someone a cunt, try looking in the mirror. Your opinion about whether or not it was a baby isn't wanted. It was a baby to Jordan and her husband.
That is sad, but why do I see a cover story in Ok! Magazine in the near future?
Agree with everything Morticia said. Also agree with Tallulah; if you had kept your pregnancy a secret why would you be blabbing to the nation about your miscarriage?
If people were unaware that I was pregnant in the first place, there is no friggin way I would tell complete strangers that I had lost my baby. Jordan is a retard.
sparks, i don't know who you avatar is - but it looks like a posessed kelly clarkson
No kidding! She 'll have a big old BOO-HOO photoshoot--complete with Harvey and his Cheerios ( you Rock Morticia!!). And I'm sure she'll be tastefully dressed in a thong and tube top.
"nothing but grade-A, USDA certified cunts."
*Bumming*
Why doesn't anyone ever call me a top of the line cunt?
*Rubbing crotch and sniffing hand*
*eyes roll*
Nevermind
You're definitely a cunt, Dolly Delawennie.
oh shit dolly. i pictured you doing that during a conference call and that fuckin cracked me up. i also dug your response to your manager's "ace up my hole" epiphany
Thanks
Dolly, you must've missed it in the Powerpoint Presentation...Prada cunt that you are
Hey people, this isn't a pro-life website. We're just making fun of a not-so-funny situation. It's called dark humor, so relax. I'm sure Jordan is devastated by all of this, but it's hard not make fun of her as a person considering the way she walks, talks, dresses, promotes herself. She's beyond weird and I'm sorry, she's dumb as rocks too.
Must be hard for all that plastic to be rejected by a fetus.
tallulah- totally agree with you. if this pregnancy was a secret, why the hell is the loss of it public now?
TIM!!
ok, now you're making me hungry - just like posh isn't.
I cant stand this slut,but having a miscarriage must be awful and i am sorry for her.Jordan your a strong bitch youl land on you feet(tits)i just pray to god we wont need to read it in the next OK!
don't mean to stir up this old rivalry, but...
posh never had a miscarriage.
tim | 07.20.06 - 2:42 pm | #
That made me laugh out laud! But hey Posh is supposedly pregnant so you are not off there!
meh. she was only a couple weeks along. now she can't fuck up this one too.
stupidsexyflanders | 07.20.06 - 2:34 pm | #
my thoughts too - it's all for the better when you abort spontaneously in the first trimester. Knowing what her lifestyle is and how her other children developed, not surprised.
It still sucks to have to go through this, and I hate her for making a publicity stunt out of it. Whatever shred of respect I had left for this girl is now gone.
She shouldn't have publicized this for any reason, including sympathy - just look at what's been said on dlisted alone.
Mishma & LA: did you see the a/c info???
Gary Coleman, where can I find this Jordan porno??
guess if i had heard that my name's gonna be 'pink princess', i would have panicked and tried to escape too.
Like ya'll are like so mean. Jordan is like such a pretty girl and like such a good mother to. Ya'll are just jealis and have to make mean shit up about her drinking and stuff when she was preggies with Harvey. She's like so sexy and hot with a hot husband and like great titties. Ya'll are fat hoes that wished u all looked like Jordan.
This bitch miscarried cause I fucked her up the cunt so hard with my huge dick.
Dido | 07.20.06 - 3:43 pm | #
Fell of the chair laughing! 
Like, you must be kidding?
Yes MizRo! Thanks! Just heard from my co-worker that ALL a/c units in the greater North Bay have sold out. He has Home Depot, OSH etc. Stupid fucking people with no a/c, cheap ass bastards.
Oh wait...
"jellis"???...i always thought it was "jelus"...hmmm....
i'm not religious, but it think a higher power is at work herr. that dumb whore should get her vagina sewn up.
Bwahahaha, Mishma - riiiiight?
not to belittle the loss, but i actually doubt whether its true. isn't she afflicted with munchausen syndrome by proxy and thats why she doesn't take care of Harvey properly, so that people will feel sorry for her and her sick child. i can see her lying about said miscarriage just so she can gain public sympathy.
Mofo: Everything in this whoa's life is open to the media, from her rank twat to her throwing food on the floor for her child to scrounge on.
We could use HER for stem cell research...
MizRo, true, but the only thing we'd discover is the need for eugenics and mandatory sterilization---i keed, i keed.......
....well she was gonna name it 'Pink' or 'Princess' for chrissakes.
sorry.
Sounds like a plan, Mofo!
MizRo - Thank you! Yes, I saw it. Busy, busy, busy today; sorry I didn't get back to you sooner.
{{{ appreciate it }}}
Anytime !! Good night!
Maybe if she ate something and nourished the baby this wouldnt have happened!
yeah, so sad all, but 28? come on now...
sparks, i don't know who you avatar is - but it looks like a posessed kelly clarkson
Morticia | Homepage | 07.20.06 - 3:09 pm | #
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LOL Morticia, it's Silvia Night, the Icelandic singer from Eurovision that MK had posted about back in May.
I think she needs to focus on Harvey and stop trying to have more kids. The more she has, the less attention he will get.
I absolutely loathe Jordan, but I feel sorry for her in these circumstances.
This cunt didnīt lose a child, she lost a clump of cells in her uterus. If one of her children where to kick the bucket itīd be sad.. not that she aborted a barely formed fetus.
whatever | 07.20.06 - 2:31 pm |
At 3 months the baby looks like a BABY!! At 3 1/2 months you can see exactly what it is going to be. At 4 months you can feel the baby moving in your body. Just because you don't like her doesn't mean that you have to be so hateful. A baby was lost and it is sad.
Celebrity Baby Blog is reporting that she was 3.5 months along. Having had several miscarriages myself it's hard not to feel sorry for her, stupid twat or not.
And she never wanted this to get out. The media found out about it and went crazy for it.
Peter Andre is supposed to be 33??? All right - he's as much 33 as Kuntie Price is a good mother
She is too thin to carry a child safely - she should have at least realised that it isn't healthy for her, nor her unborn child to eat so little. She was flaunting her supposed anorexia before, and you just know she will use this as an opportunity to get public sympathy and interviews.
Miscarriage is a tragic thing, and I wouldn't wish it on anybody, but Jordan has no respect for her family as it is, and this will be another in the long line of happenings to exploit.
Darwin - 1
Selfish, narcissistic cunts who have no business carrying or raising a child - 0
You'd think all the STD's would have made her barren by now. This bitch is the poster child for mandatory sterilization. One less precious child for her to fuck up.
Besides, she can always preserve the fetus, and have it encrusted with crystals so it can hang from her rearview mirrow of that crystal/pink VW Bug.
You know what? I think Jordan is a pretty decent person. She certainly doesn't deserve this. NO ONE does.
Except maybe Hitler.
To be so fucking harsh to someone you don't even know, well, that's fair game if it's a silly thing like "wtf is she wearing the fug?" but for fuck's sake, she's just lost a BABY.
Ok, so she might do alot of magazine deals and I think what she's says about wanting to adopt disabled kids isn't really thought out. But from what I've seen she's been a good mother to her kids, and all the stuff about her drinking/taking drugs when she was pregnant has been denied. And you can choose to beleive that or not but that girl is NOT stupid.
Sorry, but a few people here are being plain retarded.
Peter Andre would have to be at least 40. I remember when I was about 15, he had a hit with "Mysterious Girl" and he would have been in his mid twenties. Im 30 now.....
Also, Im sure he went out with Dannii Minogue post Julian McMahon. She is about 36...
Dare I say good that this ho doesn't bring another retarded child into this world. I hate this no-talent skank.
I agree 100%..what kind of a life can someone expect if they're retarded?..oh, wait..let's ask Ms. "Jellus"
well. Bitch did need to drop a couple of pounds. Thats the quickest way to do it!
she probably miscarried because this kid would have been handicapped as well. some people should not have babies. Jordan being one of them..
but her lifestyle doesn't exactly nurture a baby in the womb it is no wonder.
That is sad. I hope she can have other kids.
But I have to say Princess is something you name your dog, not your daughter.
Whore bag.
mofo | 07.20.06 - 4:13 pm | #
You don't think she would have purposely tried to miscarry this ba by because of that-- do you? Do people do that?
Another thing-- didn't she always claim that Harvey's health problems are due to genetic problems, and not her actions during her pregnancy? Maybe there is some truth to that, she could have miscarried because it had a bad genetic disorder.
Women miscarry all the time. It's not that uncommon. She was only a few weeks along so it's not that surprising. Sad, but not too surprising.
It's sad and all, but nature IS really wise.
i feel bad for her if this is true; hopefully her and pete come out ok after all of it and it doesnt put too much stress on their relationship
Although I kinda wanna be sad for her, but I think this little guy is lucky.
The fetus didn't die, IT ESCAPED!
I think some of you are really ignorant cunts.
Awww.
You guys are really fuckin sick!Talkin about harvey as though h i just a retard-handicapped or not that is still a human being!!!Jordan does the best she can for that child,and as 'stupid' as you think she is,she doesnt deserve to lose a baby!And have any of you actually read a story in the press BY Jordan about the miscarriage?It will have come from one of the low life dirty skanks that see a quick way to make money.And if she does do an OK deal it will be to set the record straight after this whole dirty story selling piece!She should be given some courtesy and sympathy at this time!And as for all the drug taking and alcohol causing Harvey's medical problems,surely this would have been recognised by the doctors and social services would have been involved!Get a life and fucking grow up!!!
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