"gorilla style interview"
Dude. Grammar. A "gorilla" style interview? So he dressed up like a gorilla or acted like one?
The word is guerilla.
i didn't get to watch it! god, i hate the internet people at my work.
and yes, she is a human condom.
LOL! Fab video, though.
I wish he had made that stupid whore cry. But he didn't. *sigh*
You know those weren't quotes from the site, just things he was observing on the spot.
I couldn't focus on anything but that damn eye of hers!
"like a fart in a mitten" - that about sums it up perfectly! 
Bwahahahahahhaha!!
This bitch CAN'T cry -- there is no pain-chip in this whoa.
I don't get the fart in a mitten thing. How the fuck does a fast end up in a mitten? Am I having a blonde moment?
That was one of the best things I've ever seen! I agree with those comments 100%, especially the mitten fart.
i had oral with the Paris blowup doll last night.
she sure tastes like rubber.
damn it took me a long time to get the crabs out from between my teeth.
ok, he's kind of an asshole to pull her over just to say that, but surely paris realizes this is the only reason why she's famous.
why does TMZ have such shitty quality?
The sound of her voice makes ME want to drop over dead or commit suicide.
I kind of don't get it either, Stoney, but it's hilarious to read "fart in a mitten". AND WHAT THE EFF IS WRONG WITH HER NOSE?!
Please - I am delirious that someone FINALLY said something to her face!!
There should be more intrepid-reporters like this!!
***cackling***
and yeah, I'd really like more explanation on the "fart in a mitten" statement.
a fart in a mitten sounds really warm, but not particularly insulting.
anonny: damn honey! you are fast! i just put that up and was typing too fast and missed the error! it's fixed, thank you. 
i want to smother her in her horse hair.
OK as much as i hate this cunt i have to say that she came out good on this video.She was nice and reacted dare i say with class and was so nice to the guy!!So i guess the mission didnt made it,she should have cried and curse and just go bonkers but yeah she didnt! 
But i still HATEEE HER!
She's so good at turning on the "poor little me" character when most the time she acts so smug and bitchy, which she truly is. She's so immature and I love how she claims that she fucks around less than her friends. In other words her friends are whores too. No real friend would make a comment like that but we're talking about Paris. She needs to realize that her greatness is all in her mind and she is thought of as nothing as a worthless, talentless, ugly piece of shit.
That was great.
It gave her a reality check on how really disliked she is.
Bitch STFU you can't read. Also please get a thesaurus, "I'm hurt" is smoethig you say when you fall and scrape your knee. Actually just fall and scrape something, preferably your face
Yeah seriously, who would ever fart in a mitten?
That video was fantastic.
That braid looked like a horse's tail. I've seen psycho's shoot up with thorazine have more animation in their face than this dumb whore. It's an amazing feat of nature that she can even remember to breathe
OMFG!!!! what a tard!!! she actually stood there and let him read those things about her w/ a camera in her face?!?! so f*cking hilarious, she deserves all those nasty comments cuz their true, besides she's so stupid that she would let this Harvey guy make a mockery of her futher. what a dumb twat!! i love it---rot in hell you vile skank!
i hope he mentioned the numerous big ugly bird nose, fake blue eyes, lazy eyed, and homely comments she gets. I could not see it either. If she ever goes over to perez hiltons site, youknow hse does, everythig i have mentioned above, she has read there. i am banned from perez's site because i called him an ass kisser and said d-listed was better and his site sucked, oh well, he is such a petty little queen anyway.
Hahahaha! I loved that. Serves the dumb slut right to know what everyone thinks of her. Icon my ass.
Two things here.
1. Who are these friends who are having more sex than Paris?
2. Where can I find them?
wtf does she think she's Lady Godiva? once again, she doesn't have the hooters to carry off that Mr Ed "do". I wanna see her gang raped by the boys in the caption this picture. Then again, they don't look like they would even go near that red tide twat
I wonder how hard it was for TMZ dude to keep a straight face when he said 'human condom' to her fugly mug. LOL!
It is physically impossible to have more sex than Paris.
Two things here.
1. Who are these friends who are having more sex than Paris?
2. Where can I find them?
Clint | 07.20.06 - 3:50 pm |
OH SHIT!!LOL!! Come on Clint, do you REALLY want to find people who are sluttier than this bitch?? that's unintentional suicide in my book.
I can watch this video all day and NEVER get enough.
My loathing of this twat knows no bounds...
"fart in a mitten" references odors that get trapped in the fabric of things, and you just can't clean 'em out. kind of like she's this eternal stain on mankind
they need to lock her ass up and quarantine her in a scientific lab so they can study the causation and effects of complete and unadulterated delusions.
the only thing that could top the ridiculousness that is paris hilton, is if she became a scientologist.
i would piss my pants in pure glee.
I'm kinda surprized she used such big words, like 'sadistic' and 'hurt' and 'what'
Ok, the extreme long hair trend has GOT to go! Mary Kate, Parisite, Asslee and Chestica....fuck it looks tacky!
Maybe I'm just a big softie, but that made me feel kinda bad for her. I know many people dislike her, because she's such an easy target.
I'm sure she's been a bitch to people, but she was nice there.
But I'm still not a fan.
mofo | 07.20.06 - 3:52 pm | #
Thank you mofo. Too bad SHE won't understand the insult.
she's such a liar; she has no feelings, only testicles
mofo or my husband's ass.
Its true we should talk shizz about her if we dont know her but her actions say it all.
Bitches, ya'll are just jealis of Paris. She is hot and rich and gets more ass than u eva will! She don't give a fuck what u say cause she is still rich and ppl are still facinated by her and write about her even if they h8 her! LOSERS!!!!
MOFO! Love the avatar - echo the sentiment!!!!
wow, she actually used 3-4 syllable words like "sadistic" and "promiscuous"...in the right places.
too bad all the words were some how linked to sex. eeehh. doesn't count.
that video made me squirm. and wtf is with farting in mittens? what's the longevity involved there?
Harvey should've said how do you think Lindsay Lohan felt when you were cackling like a fuckin hen at that oily,greasy dude.
Do you think she was 'hurt'?
Dummy.
Harvey Levin is on my fav show'The Peoples Court'
StoneyBaloney aka Auntie Tata | 07.20.06 - 3:31 pm | #
She would have cried cum.
I couldn't watch the whole thing. I'm not a fan of hers by any means, but enough is enough. Can't we just move on and forget Paris?
Where's Suri when you need her?!?
the things people say make her cry? I wonder if she would cry if someone called her firecrotch and kept laughing at it like a retarded hyenna...fucking hypocrite.
fuck me running, I just defended lindsay fraukin' lohan
I love her. I'm shocked she spoke so well on the spot. I've seen her on talk shows being much less poised and speaking less well.
Thanks for this link, MK and Tabloid Whore.
xo,
Akbi
Paris blows.
WTF is "jealis"
new perfume?
brand of jelly?
a dictionary?
greek word?
She would have cried cum.
Fucking brilliant.
Bush veto'd stem cell research which doesn't make sense because the finding from the research could cure his retardation
WTF is "jealis"
new perfume?
brand of jelly?
a dictionary?
greek word?
whatever | 07.20.06 - 4:00 pm |
we have two choices whatever:
a. a 12 year old who can't spell
b. someone with the mentality of a 12 year old who can't spell
thanks MizRo; it is rather fabulous ^_~
Paris again?????
*praying* What did I do to deserve this punishment Dear Lord? Please, give me leprosy....anything...please!
Yeah, she should really take back that atrocious, 5-y.o. behavior with that beast Brandon Davis. Not exactly focusing on the positive!
oh boo fuckin hoo
Ya'll needa stop bein h8as. Pariss is a movie star and a singer and has her own teevee show and ya'll are stupid hos! HAHAHAHAHA
BTW, I am Pariss's couzin and I tell her this stuff ya'll say n we laff n laff and laff cuz ya'll are so stupid stuck in a cubicl all day at tha office and we are gettin laid!!!!
Yep. Just one more reason for me to hate George fucking Bush. My mother with Parkinson's thanks you too mother fucker!!
she just played him for some more airtme.
Ya'll needa stop bein h8as. Pariss is a movie star and a singer and has her own teevee show and ya'll are stupid hos! HAHAHAHAHA
BTW, I am Pariss's couzin and I tell her this stuff ya'll say n we laff n laff and laff cuz ya'll are so stupid stuck in a cubicl all day at tha office and we are gettin laid!!!!
Kelli | 07.20.06 - 4:03 pm | #
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look briteny reads dlisted too
That was way too funny the guy has balls , but she doesnt cry because she cant denie the truth of what she is, only reason she is in the public eye is because of her money and family otherwise she would just be some aids infected hooker on a street corner
Stony, what did Georgie Porgie do this time?
Kelli | 07.20.06 - 4:03 pm | #
Baby please, don't play on the computer, get off right now, retards shouldn't be playing with something they have no knowledge of
Kelli | 07.20.06 - 4:03 pm | #
Baby please, don't play on the computer, get off right now, retards shouldn't be playing with something they have no knowledge of
Bitches, ya'll are just jealis of Paris. She is hot and rich and gets more ass than u eva will! She don't give a fuck what u say cause she is still rich and ppl are still facinated by her and write about her even if they h8 her! LOSERS!!!!
Lamb | 07.20.06 - 3:57 pm | #
WHAT THE FUCK DOES YOUR WRITING MAKE ABOUT YOU.
I LOVE IT...Yes Paris is a DIRTY WHORE and should commit suicide!!!....I LOVE you Harvey Levin
Boo fucking hoo for you Parasite!
You and only you put it out there for all of us to make fun of you. Like the time your good buddy Brand Davis was calling Blohan a firecrotch. Who was sitting in the drivers seat laughing and encouraging it? Was it not your skanky cum guzzling ass?
If you want all of the nasty comments to stop then stop living such a public life. What the fuck do you do for a living other than be slut and a media whore for a living?
I hope a murder of crows pecks out your fucking wonky eye and takes out all of that nasty horse hair you have for a weave for nesting material. Die whore die!!
HER PUBLICIST NEEDS A RAISE FOR ALL THE TIME HE'S GOING TO SPEND IN HELL.
ISN'T SHE DEAD YET?
I feel sorry for her. Then I look at the herpes on my dick that I got from her, and want her dead.
Yo, beyotch I ain't no skank ass Britney Speers. I am pariss's cuz n we is doin meth right now w/ nicki and brandon
Shocked that she didn't turn up that horrid little baby voice she always uses in interviews.
Bitches, ya'll are just jealis of Paris. She is hot and rich and gets more ass than u eva will! She don't give a fuck what u say cause she is still rich and ppl are still facinated by her and write about her even if they h8 her! LOSERS!!!!
Stupid bithces like Lamb that can't even spell: it is spelled "JEALOUS" you idiot. I won't even go into the rest of you words that are spelled wrong. Would take all day. Why is it only the stupid people like her? Stupid people that like her big hooked penis nose and funky mind of its own eye. Lamb, aka Mrs. Hitlon, STFU and go back to school. Paris is a dog. Now Jessica Alba, that woman is one you could call HOT. Jessica Alba is so "HOTT" she sizzles when she walks, even if it is in the snow.
BTW, I am Pariss's couzin and I tell her this stuff ya'll say n we laff n laff and laff cuz ya'll are so stupid stuck in a cubicl all day at tha office and we are gettin laid!!!!
Kelli | 07.20.06 - 4:03 pm | #
really, cause paris said it made her cry? strange. she's probably only your cousin in your head, but you come from a family of liars regardless.
That was not 'gorilla' style. That was set up.
Vetoed stem cell research!! The first time he's used that power (thank god) and he goes and does some bullshit like that!
Ugh I cant stand her people only go by the image you project to the public!! the Media just doesnt make shit up they have to get it from somewhere!! you dont hear them saying that about Scarlett Johannsen or Natlie Portman....she just needs to grow up and visit an STD clinic
Hey, Bitch, is your gravie Rasputen?
Kelli - I suggest you invest in a dictionary and/or hire a tutor instead of getting laid all day stupid ass. Don't worry, the goats and sheep will wait for you.
I hope this Kelli person is desperately trying to make a joke.
WHY CANT SHE JUST GO AWAY, TAKE HER STD'S AND DISSAPEAR.
veto's stem cell research with discarded extra embryo's from IVF clinics. Said we would start harvesting "humans" which really pisses me off because I was fucking studying to be a Human Farmer. Now I have to change my major. Asshole.
I wonder if I could genetically alter my hare lip with stem cells...
Sorry to hear about your mom, Stoney.
What's wrong with me? I almost feel bad...no wait..."hurt" for her. When I heard the mitten thing I just think of mittens and kittens and farting.
Sure, she is a nice girl, not promiscuous, she just shows everyone her bagina all the time. But not a slut no no.
I think Paris is correct in stating that she is also a human being with feelings.
Anyone who had threats on their life and been told to "die" would be affected.
I know I would.
Hey, all u bitches need to stop h8in on me n pariss. we r so like this. u way 300 pounds and eat cookies all day and have a sucky job while we go 2 clubz and meet boyz and get drugz u are so jealis.
thanks mishma. of course, she fucking voted for his stupid ass!!
I can't bring myself to watch this. I have it on pause....I'm embarrassed just looking at it. Ay!!!!
ok, that really is a joke, right? I mean, people like you don't ACTUALLY exist, do they??? Evolution must be taking a break...
I'm surprised she didn't flash her twat at him.
Hey Barburger -- you are very funny! Lady Godiva hahahaha.
This reporter had balls, that's all I have to say. And her attorney is just another slime ball lawyer. I'm sure he earns his money!
who taught her the word sadistic?
Also, the house voted to keep "Under God" in the pledge of allegiance because you know, all of America's other problems have been solved. Jesus Christ.
Missing fucking links!
btw all u h8in bitches i have lickes pariss's pus and it is not crust n big it is small and wet
I like to read gossip because the bloggers are very funny, but I'm done reading the comments because I'm sick of reading about how people wish celebs would die and get raped. What kind of sick freaks would hate someone they don't even know so much that they would wish that on them? That's horrible. It's one thing to make fun of celeb ridiculousness (after all, that's why we're reading this site) but another thing to spew that kind of hate. Goodbye forever--not that any of you "sadistic" assholes will care. I hope you all get real lives so you don't have to be so evil.
btw all u h8in bitches i have lickes pariss's pus and it is not crust n big it is small and wet
Kelli | 07.20.06 - 4:15 pm |
OH NO! LOL!!!
Her housekeeper probably did.
You are a..a...sadistic bitch
Um, yeah like um....that's hot right?
Fuck you
I'm surprised she didn't flash her twat at him.
^^ awesome, Alice!! lol
I think it's funny she said all of her friends are more slutty than she is!!!
I hope AXL doesn't go over to Perez cuz she's gonna be in for a big surprise
oh Axl. Don't you know that we are all evil here so that we can be saintly in our "real" lives??
Boo hoo Hilton!!! She had this poor-me look on her face during that whole interview. She don't like ppl making fun of her, but don't hesitate when other ppl are made fun of, like when Brandon Davis was making fun of Lindsey Lohan. I couldn't believe the way that guy was tearing into Lindsey and Paris thought that was so funny. She don't have feelings for anyone else, but is oh so hurt when ppl make comments about her. Sorry, hilton, but your pathetic sad face during that interview makes me sick!!! What goes around, comes around BITCH!!
I wonder if she's run into anybody's car recently and just drove off like its nothing!!!!
Stoney - sorry to hear about your Mom. Hang in there.
Kelli - you're fucking retarded with your stupid text messaging talk. Trust me, no one here wants to talk to you or cares about what you think. You are a very immature little girl.
Bo ty
AXL why not try Superfish. You think we're bad? I don't think you can handle the truth.
I do not know who aggravated me more..Paris or uotight lawyer. I also was fixed on Paris eye. She needs to lay off the mascara. All the comments are true. Do you think Paris got the hint that not as many people loves her like she thinks they do. ..Nah I doubt at least the biotch loves herself.
:D "i haven't had many boyfriends." lie of the century! and SHE'S the one who turns HERSELF into a cartoon character.
and what's this butler guy? she walks around with a fucking butler who decides for her whether she can do an interview? pathetic. he's probably helping her do things like cross the street.
I am certainly not a fan of Paris but I thought that was very mean of the interviewer. I was surprised that Paris handled herself as well as she did. That was not funny at all.
BOOO!!!
Kelli | 07.20.06 - 4:03 pm | #
If you tell her this stuff, please tell her to get ANOTHER nose job, the first two only made her nose more hideous, fix her lazy eye, take out the blue conatacts because everyone knows her eyes are brown, tell her she is not pretty like she thinks she is, & tell ole woonky eye not to forget to pick up her valtrex prescription. BTW, i have a laptop, i don't work in an office, right now I am outside in Florida at a park, waiting to meet a friend. You are about as stupid as your "cousin" is too I see.
You think everyone that does not like her is jealous, I am guy, not jealous of the lazy eyed bitch, just think she is homely. Just saw Superman, Kate Bosworth makes your skanky ugly cousin look like the homely ulgy pile of dog shit she it. She has the ugliest & hookiest nose i have ever seen on a woman, I could fish with that damn thing she calls a nose, tell her that too for me kelli dear..
I love how she says "I'm far less promiscuous than my friends." I wonder what her friends think of that?
ROTFLOL!!!
She called her friends sluts.
That wacky eye drives me up the wall. Always looks like her fake eyelash is about to fall off and she's trying to keep it in place.
Who let in the fucking Special Olympics?
I hope you all get real lives so you don't have to be so evil.
AXLBRAID | 07.20.06 - 4:15 pm | #
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If making fun of paris qualifies as 'evil' then what was Hitler?
Maybe I'm just a big softie, but that made me feel kinda bad for her.
she deserves every bit of it. nobody makes her go around being cruel to people, being a gossiping backstabbing whore, making shitty music with whore-ish videos etc.
all i can say is - keep up the hate, and build up some more for xtina and madonna!
how can you be more or less promiscuous??? either u are or you aren't. a whore is a whore is a whore
Spinner that cunt has no problem being mean to anyone she has a beef with so fuck her
hey kelli?...you've spelled your "cousin's" name wrong at least 3 times now.....it's paris...not pariss...mkay?
Seriously FUCK PARIS... and stop with your leet texting - this isn't a phone.
That whore is the company she keeps.
Sorry, I am just insanely fucking bored at work.
ha ha!! kelli.
Where the fuck are Kelli and Lamb now? Maybe they fucking overdosed with their cuzn Pariss. Let's fucking hope so. Stupid cunts.
Enjoying the sun | 07.20.06 - 4:21 pm | #
ummm, i love you. 
hey kelli?...you've spelled your "cousin's" name wrong at least 3 times now.....it's paris...not pariss...mkay?
imapepper | 07.20.06 - 4:24 pm | #
Sorry, I am just insanely fucking bored at work.
kelli | 07.20.06 - 4:26 pm |
i feel your pain. shit. boss calling...
Did she say she was less promiscuous than any of her friends? Yeah, right. And my last name is Hilton.
Kelli, I'm bored, too.
I AM SO BORED THAT I AM ACTUALLY DOING WORK.
No, seriously, there is no work to do until I get a bunch of paperwork from the superintendents.
At least you guys are sympathetic, DH told me to be "proactive" and straighten up the supply room. Is he on crack?
I like to read gossip because the bloggers are very funny, but I'm done reading the comments because I'm sick of reading about how people wish celebs would die and get raped. What kind of sick freaks would hate someone they don't even know so much that they would wish that on them? That's horrible. It's one thing to make fun of celeb ridiculousness (after all, that's why we're reading this site) but another thing to spew that kind of hate. Goodbye forever--not that any of you "sadistic" assholes will care. I hope you all get real lives so you don't have to be so evil.
AXLBRAID | 07.20.06 - 4:15 pm | #
--------------------------------------BRAIDS TOO TIGHT?
Funny comments....oh, I needed those laughs!
no one els ethnks this is completley staged??? oh my god this is soo fake. STAGED! STAGED! STAGED!!!!!!!!
trying to act like a demure debutante while pretending to force crocodile tears out of her fake blues isn't working...she's still a trollop....
yeah, o.k. paris. I'm sure you are thinking about people's comments while you are rolling around in your zillions and partying from dusk until dawn. Oh, and it's reassuring to know that you are not as slutty as your friends, and that you work and make your own money, but most of them don't. I'm sure they are thrilled you are outing them. LOL
boo hoo, cunt has feeelings.
Oh, yes, Matthew, I agree. It's a very phony interview and is COMPLETELY staged.
all i can say is - keep up the hate, and build up some more for xtina and madonna!
celebrity hater | 07.20.06 - 4:23 pm | #
lmao!!!!
When the "lawyer" turns around to tell her something, he is just reminding her of the staged interview they had agreed on yesterday, but she was too stupid to remember.
Are we supposed to feeeeeel bad for her?
Parasite spoke and Mario didn't post it to Perez Hilton? Go figure.
bwhahahahahahahahahaha
Tito get me some Tissue - Jermaine Stop Teasing....
I've only had a couple of boyfriends my ass!!
Me | 07.20.06 - 4:08 pm | #
The one and only!
i thought she handled that very well. good for her...
Paris, if you're not a slut then why have I seen your nipples, twat, and ass and we've never met?
'Splain that, genius.
There was something weird about the look in her eye at the end of the video. Didn't look like she was upset at all to me; you could just see the evil in her eye.
Oh noes you dinnit, who played the white card?
Ooops wrong thread
So why did she have her lawyer with her to begin with?
Why doesn't everyone here kindly post all the details of their sex life so we can see how many people here we think are slutty?
Then we can all rip on everyone and tell each other to go die. I'm sure everyone here will be forthcoming, right?
Someone has DEFINITELY been seeing an acting coach b/c I almost feel sorry for her...ALMOST...I think the video should have ended with..."I would like to thank the Academy..."
Harvey is as big of a geek, if not bigger, than Paris. Harvey looked really desperate.
I would Pascha! lol
For being just caught off guard for an ad hoc interview I thought she did well regardless to her being a flash in the pan...
Pascha, I don't think Haloscan can contain the text if I were to type out my sexual history.
But I don't have herpes OH SNAP
Wait...on second thought...I don't think I can remember all the people I've slept with...OMG...I'm a whore!
I could only dream that that dude would have used MY comments and video-taped her reaction. The author of the oversized human condom comment must be so proud!!
"I'm not a slut."
YEAH RIGHT.
I listened to "stars are blind" on the internet, and now I have herpes. Thanks a fucking lot, Paris.
It's total bullshit that she doesn't read about herself on any of these blogs! Of course she does -- good or bad, it's publicity for her. Oh good grief, why do I care! Gotta get back to my book.
You worked hard for this reputation, now enjoy it.
Not a huge fan of hers, but to confront somebody with plain meanspirited comments is just shitty. I don't think it's "beautiful". Utterly classless reporting.
"I would Pascha! lol"
--wontingwitch
Sweet! lol
"Pascha, I don't think Haloscan can contain the text if I were to type out my sexual history.
But I don't have herpes OH SNAP"
--mishma might puke
Mishma, I love it when people say "oh, snap!" There's just something hilariously 80's about it.
I know it sounds like I'm defending Paris personally, but I'm really not. I don't know her, but regardless of people's opinions about her, I think some of the comments can go overboard.
OK, back to reading the dirty gossip!
Pascha | Homepage | 07.20.06 - 5:36 pm | #
Unlike Parasite we are not trying to make names for ourselves by sleeping around or living off our grandaddies money. She made her own bed and now its time for her to die in it.
If she wants respect then she needs to stop flashing her vag around and stop the photo shoots of the crotch shots and picking highschool fights with former friends just to stay in the tabloids. And someone needs to tell her that pets are not fashion accessories but living creatures that need love care and nurturing. She made herself into the object of ridicule and disdain not us.
Am I the only one here who believes that this whole "interview" was staged?????
This whole thing was totally rehearsed and really poorly acted. I'm sure her flack even gave TMZ the script....
Since when does she walk around with her lawyer.
This was a beautiful moment captured on camera.
she called all her friends more promiscuous than her! and what happens to her voice at the end??
I miss MK! His comments would have been to die for on this issue.
Okay - I guess I should say something on this matter.
This whole thing seems like preemptive damage control, for whatever reason. Maybe she has a big new project in the works. Anyway - it was completely staged and I don't believe anything from TMZ. They are in bed with not only the celebs but also their agents/publicists...
When she made the comment about her being less promiscuous than her friends, she basically called those friends a bunch of sluts.
She's not as promiscuous as her friends... hahaha....
Paris, if you're not a slut then why have I seen your nipples, twat, and ass and we've never met?
'Splain that, genius.
poofy pants | 07.20.06 - 5:26 pm | #
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so true!! I know her vag better than my own!
Yeah, that was totally staged. Bitch couldn't even work up any fake tears.
Also, the fact that george fucking bush was worked into this thread has me cracking up. Parisite and bush--good combo. I think they have the same IQ.
I laughed so hard when she called her friends sluts!!!
Also, *I* was the first to sell her a ticket on the Celebrity Death Bus trip to the Grand Canyon. I told her it'd be really "hott" and there would be loads of photographers there and she was like "oh that's hott" and bought the ticket!
Waiting on Tom Cruise's confirmation now....
Waiting on Tom Cruise's confirmation now....
Anastasia Beaverhausen | 07.20.06 - 7:12 pm | #
Do you mean Anastasia BeaverHOUSING?
Paris is loose canon.
She probably just thinks that people make those comments because they are "like so jealous" of her. But no, they are true! Every bit of it! Every word!
This could be my death sentence but the words "classy" and "feel bad for her" are kinda swirling through my mind right now.
That Levin dude has some major balls though. And P's lawyer has one gigantic stick up his ass. I'm surprised he let her talk to them.
But yes, i also was like - um did you just call your friends sluts? That's gonna go over well at the clubs tonight.
Great "journalism," TMZ. Harvey Levin thinks he's a big man because he insulted Paris Hilton to her face with comments written by bitter office trash. Yawn.
hey you peeps remember when Howard sent that Stuttering John dude out to mess with celebrities the same way? that shit was priceless!!!!
Very funny. She's a robot, by the way.
PS: How can Elliot go from John Lennon to this?
LMFAOOOOOOoooo!! when he started reading i and I was lookin at her face, i fell on tha fucking floor laffin mah ass off.
I just watched it, and it appears set-up and pre-scripted to me.
Perez is so over. If you wanted to know about this interview today, you had to go ANYWHERE but Mario's blog.
Dlisted blows perezhilton away even when MK is out of the country!
Great "journalism," TMZ. Harvey Levin thinks he's a big man because he insulted Paris Hilton to her face with comments written by bitter office trash. Yawn.
gigi
where the fuck are you posting from GIGI?? how do you know where people are posting from? I DONT WORK IN AN OFFICE, not that there is anything wrong with that. I work as a graphic artist from home, make great money, make my own hours, don't have a hooked weird penis nose, dont have a lazy eye, don't have herpes, my eyes are true blue not brown like hooknose. and my head is not shaped like a square. trust me whore, not bitter.
She is NOT an oversized condom. Condoms are only used once.
That wasn't Harvey Levin but one of his cronies and that whole thing looked staged. Yeah, like Eliot was going to stand there and let his client respond to comments about her and farts.
She is NOT an oversized condom. Condoms are only used once.
pklink | 07.20.06 - 8:00 pm | #
bwhahahahahahahahahah
First things first: I am not a fan of Paris Hilton. However, I think she handled that beautifully. Excellent PR skills. She is a smart business woman, or at least she has smart people working for her, because sex sells and she is earning a shitload off of her sexuality and speculation. If you hate paris hilton, you must also hate all the people who support her. If she wasn't a commodity, she would have faded from the spotlight a long long time ago. Stop buying into her and she will go away.
How can people invest so much energy into hating?
If your lives are this miserable, you shouldn't look very far for an explanation.
Go away d-loathe. We don't like your kind.
I saw her "breakdown" on Extra toady and her responses were so damn fake. She was saying she's not a slut and that her friends are more promiscuous than her: LIAR! How can u not expect people to make comments like that when u had a picture with your legs open and no underwear on?! and a blowup doll. Come on, no one's stupid Paris, except you.
You know, I think this is Second Stage Paris--The Victim.
She's worn out all possible sympathy and support as the Crass Whorish Cackling Party Girl Showing Her Beefcurtains Paris.
Note story last week about how she's supposedly going to be celibate for a year. Shhhhyeah, right.
Now this phoney staged interview. No one in their right mind would intentionally stand there and let someone read crude shit from comments on a website to them.
Next will be the crocodile tears on some TV interview hardly anyone will watch.
Then she'll even be desperate enough to attempt to hide from the cameras for 48 WHOLE HOURS in order to convince people she's REALLY DOWN about how everyone treats her, when she's really just an angelic nun at heart!
What would Third Stage Paris be? Ah yes, complete insanity. Same thing as Third Stage Syphillis.
I didn't assume you did
But I'm still curious: do you willingly feed your day with this kind of energy and expect positive results out of it?
And how can you trash Paris' character and not look at the very words you're using against her?
You come across as teenagers going through an acting-up and 'i-hate-the-world-cuz-it-doesn't-go-my-way' phase (=not very mature)
I like to read gossip because the bloggers are very funny, but I'm done reading the comments because I'm sick of reading about how people wish celebs would die and get raped. What kind of sick freaks would hate someone they don't even know so much that they would wish that on them? That's horrible. It's one thing to make fun of celeb ridiculousness (after all, that's why we're reading this site) but another thing to spew that kind of hate. Goodbye forever--not that any of you "sadistic" assholes will care. I hope you all get real lives so you don't have to be so evil.
AXLBRAID | 07.20.06 - 4:15 pm | #
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GREAT POST
But i digress with you on one point: the "funny" bloggers whom everyone adore and 'miss' are the ones who create this atmosphere of hatred on their blogs.
and they count on commenters to pick up where they don't dare to go. they exploit it. case in point, you would not be deleted for making a rape or murder comment, but if you were disturbing the flow of comments comin in, then they'd immediately take care of business.
Wear some underpants, you twit. You can't expect people to respect you or take you seriously when photos of your "escapades" have been splashed all over the 'net. People hate you because you not because you are rich, but because you are rich and moronic. They know that if they had your $$ they would put it to much better use than partying with their pants off, peeing in cabs, on floors and in German farmhouses on a whim, and generally making a fool of themselves. What I wonder is, how do your parents hold up their heads in public? Stop being a 3 year old and grow up. People only follow you because you are like a car accident; they are morbidly interested in seeing your next stupid move. And by the way, your music video sucks (literally).
Beef Curtains...Just the sound of it makes me shudder. I wonder what Tara Reid's beef curtains look like?
Why did I say that?
hahahahah......slut.
I am SO over long blond extensions.
Paris' privates look like a wad of chewed gum that someone spit out. I wish TMZ had told her that.
I also think the interview was staged. Paris is a master of PR. Had she not wanted to answer the question, she would have just gotten out her cell phone and started talking on it.
Who in their right mind would just stand there nodding while someone read someone read those comments?! She did it so she could look like a victim. Notice how she dropped the line in about her new cd about to drop. Boohoo Paris. Hopefully you'll be crying for real when that crap album flops.
She is NOT an oversized condom. Condoms are only used once.
pklink | 07.20.06 - 8:00 pm |#
Best post.
Do you think Rick Hilton likes to look at pictures of Paris' beef curtains on the internet?
Bitches, ya'll are just jealis of Paris. She is hot and rich and gets more ass than u eva will! She don't give a fuck what u say cause she is still rich and ppl are still facinated by her and write about her even if they h8 her! LOSERS!!!!
Lamb | 07.20.06 - 3:57 pm | #
Dear Lamb,
Jealousy would mean that I want what Paris has, which is millions of people who despise her, a GED and a lack of class or general style. I would also want her lack of taste and racist attitudes. So since I don't want any of that, what of hers do I want? her trust fund, perhaps, but not her money earning ways, which is to make fun and put down others. Fuck you for even toying with the idea that ANYONE with sense would want to be like that horse face killer, ok, Lamb.
now, go find yourself a slaughterhouse or something...make yourself into a sweater, just begone.
I like how she basically called all her friends sluts
ok i dont like paris either cause she trashed my fav teen actress lindsay lohan, but the gangrape comment should have been deleted! I mean what kind of person are you mk? You allow people to post about raping or murdering a girl for being a bitch or slut, yet when someone who is racist posts, there immediatly taken care of!
she said "promiscuous"
ooooh,looks like she's been increasing her vocabulary!
or she's just been listening to the hit songs, and thought using the long word would make her look very sophisticated
did you see the little "im so proud of myself" look in her eyes when she said it?
d-loathe, I have a tip for you: if you don't care for the celebrity bashing, go find a website where you can download happy smilies and pictures of fat babies in diapers with angel wings and poems about friendship and Jesus. You can email all that happiness to everyone you know.
Ok?
Meanwhile, unless you would like to volunteer to get on the Death Bus with Paris and hold her hand while she screams, step off.
I come here to talk smack about people in the public eye who irritate the snot out of me. Looking around, I can see a lot of other people do the same thing.
if you can't talk shit about paris, then who CAN you talk shit about?
d-loathe | 07.20.06 - 8:20 pm | #
The world is a horrid ugly place. And Ms. Paris Hilton doesn't make it any better. Her behavior is lewd, crude and she lacks any manners or class. She comes across as entitled because her last name is Hilton and because of the fact she has a trust fund.
Being born rich does not mean you are automatically born with class and grace. That has to be taught by your parents. Obviously Ms. Hilton's parents didn't do their job properly. Its well known she was running around bars and table dancing as young as 17. But did they did they do anything to control her behavior? No. That's why today at the age of 25 she has turned out to be an over exposed young women with a questionable sexual background.
She needs to look in the mirror and ask herself why does the public at large hate her and say hateful things about her and wish that she would just die. Another parental responsability is teaching your child personal responsability. Which again it seems the Hilton's failed to do.
This is not our fault. So why does her tactless and trashy behavior have to shoved in our faces every single day? This is a place where we can speak freely about it. And if a little of it gets back to her well then that makes it all the better. She needs to know what the world really thinks about her.
Here, Here, Bitch...I couldn't have said it better. Now for my two cents.
Paris Hilton is such a low-life sleazy and skanky slut that she would probably like to lick that greasy cheesy stuff that forms underneath Travis Barker's nutsack.
I nearly felt sorry for her until she sais the media makes her a target! bullshit! she gets out of cars with her godamn cooch hanging out, what does she expect!
Thank you, and I'm sure that skank would lick anything off as long as it was under a nutsack.
Anastasia Beaverhausen | 07.20.06 - 10:22 pm | #
yeah they irritate me tooo. why do they have like, no fuckin integrity? they say one thing, than do the opposite.
Do you think Rick Hilton likes to look at pictures of Paris' beef curtains on the internet?
RS'sET | 07.20.06 - 9:24 pm | #
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yes, and he is so proud.
Bitch can dish it out, but she can't handle it when the ice cold truth is served on a platter.
(The platter has dip. DIP! Yum.)
damn him!!! he forgot to mention the wonky eye!!!!!
If he had said somebody called me an oversized human condom I would have laughed my ass off.
Paris, you're not fooling anybody. You're a fucking whore. "I'm just trying to do the best at what I do." It's not that hard to suck dick all day.
Lordy lord, this dirtwhorebag will say ANYTHING to get media attention, including a big fucking fake ole "i'm not a slut" routine....when will she DIE already? has she any clue how much people hate her infected arse?
Anastasia Beaverhausen : d-loathe, I have a tip for you: if you don't care for the celebrity bashing, go find a website where you can download happy smilies
I don't come to this site, except once in a while when someone mentions it as being a 'cool celeb blog' at other places which I always object to. I see it as a destructive blog, which you somehow agree with saying it's focused on bashing not necessarly gossip, news or entertainment..true enuf, once here I couldn't help but throw my 2 cents in cuz that's the only way you can make peeps face up to what they do...usually mob mentality causes everyone to align their thinking and stop objecting to things they don't agree with.
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The Bitch: The world is a horrid ugly place. And Ms. Paris Hilton doesn't make it any better.
The question is, do you?
Her behavior is lewd, crude and she lacks any manners or class.
again, what can be said about the attitudes of the posters here?
Being born rich does not mean you are automatically born with class and grace.
repeat, do you have class and grace?
She needs to look in the mirror
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This is not our fault.
As I said, you come across as a bunch of teens who come here to throw tantrums about things that don't go their way (Paris fucking hilton's choices and whereabouts!!!). hello? Do you not realize how SMALL and IMMATURE that makes you look?
I don't know how else to phrase it for you, but having a place to "speak freely" about Paris Hilton whom you dispise as you say is cool and all, but don't blame me for questioning why your lives are so small this is what you chose to bitch about.
Well, I have to say she handled the situation very well, most of you will just run to a wall, she is very strong and clear minded. You guys who wrote shit about her are all secretly liking her...
d-loathe: maybe you should question why your life is so small that you are getting so upset about other peoples comments... just saying; yes some of the comments do take it too far but that's what happens... things get said it's really not a big deal... and anyway Paris Hilton and certain celebrities do bring this on themselves, some of the comments are true whether they are nasty or not. Good grief. Who cares.
d-loathe | 07.21.06 - 1:05 am | #
Do you even read what this blog is about? I leave this homework for you... just a hint just in case it's too hard: gossip.
d-loathe: maybe you should question why your life is so small that you are getting so upset about other peoples comments...
What's wrong with being upset with nonsense and misguided hatred?
and i'm not the only one being upset. the people leaving the creatively hateful comments against paris are also upset enuff against her to write essays on how she's *everytyhing* that's wrong with their world!!
things get said it's really not a big deal...
this i don't agree with..because 300 people have left hateful comments and it's no big deal, but i leave *one* comment questionning what's it all about, and my comment matters and creates a reaction. why? because words DO matter.
hatred breeds more hatred and angry comments & questionin creates debate and self-analysis. speak
Do you even read what this blog is about? I leave this homework for you... just a hint just in case it's too hard: gossip.
rotten egg | 07.21.06 - 1:58 am | #
Someone said earlier it was about 'celeb bashing'
nasty whore...haha thats funny
That was incredibly mean and disrepspectful what he said to her face. She is a human being. That was uncalled for. And all you fuckers on here who cheers him on, screw you too. I guess class skips a generation.
yeah she has class basically calling her friends sluts, she has no class or loyalty which is why she can't keep a man or friend,by the way is that you perez.
d-loathe | 07.21.06 - 2:07 am | #
your comments create a reaction because instead of commenting on the topic, you are commenting on the other bloggers. you can comment on anything you like, but i doubt many people care to partake in a debate. not what this blog is about.
cheers.
correction: human sized over-used condom
sorry, that was supposed to be oversized over used human condom
I looks like Paris is doing a PSA for PETA in this picture. Enough with the save the wales, go to the UK thats where there's always wales, and essex too!
d-loathe: if you don't like what is being said on this site, then why do you keep coming back? You have that much time to keep checking the blogs...
this is what is said about people who take a chance and put themselves out there... there are a lot of things to say about her and really, she shouldn't be famous or be able to do any of the things she is doing... it's because she is rich and that's it. I think that some people do not like the fact that she is all over the place and really should not be. You can't blame them.
She is a human being.
umm... no she's not
i cant believe i missed all these posts!! the interview was funny in that i would have actually respected paris if she had laughed through the whole interview instead of making out like she is an injured puppy. she is just a skanky whore....she may b far less promiscuous but she never denied she wasnt promiscuous at all. as for the interviewer i was a little dissapointed...he seemed to be sucking up tp her a bit and acting like he was on her side which is why she talked to him...little bit 2 faced
She was so kind from her 2 stop and say sumthin about those idiotic comments... And for the people who still comment the sex tape thing: have you ever had sex?! It's just a natural thing and everybody does it, so get a sexual life!
She and her sleazy agent totally arranged the interview with TMZ...her agent is a crap actor ("OK, but just a minute...") This was no surprise. She got a chance to refer to the sex tape (cha-ching), fuel her "I'm off men and sex for a year" pr gimmick (cha-ching), and tell us how excited she is about her myoosick (cha-ching). The only thing missing was a tearful rendition of "Candle in the Wind" playing in the background. Gag me.
this is just so evil.
Snoopy and a few others have smacked the nail on the head -- the rest of you have been duped. That was the most staged, and poorly acted, damage-control commerical I've ever seen. Everyone stop drinking the coolaid!! This girl is the poster stank for the downfall of western civilization!
"But i digress with you on one point"
d-loathe | 07.20.06 - 8:26 pm
d-loathe:
You DISAGREE (as in differ in opinion, not DIGRESS) with AXLBRAID, stating that it is not the commentators (not 'commenters') who are to blame for "the atmosphere of hatred" in the comments section, but the blogger.
Have I got that right?
Here's the definition of 'digress' for you, sweetheart: "to turn aside especially from the main subject of attention or course of argument".
And you sound so intelligent! Well, we'll forgive you this time. Everyone makes mistakes.
The people here like to vent. It's a way to relax, decompress. I'm sure you're sharp enough to realize that it is extremely unlikely that any of the people here would actually accost poor Paris were they ever to actually run into her.
Although I am not a fan of Paris Hilton's, I do greatly admire her. I've always said she is one girl who should not be underestimated.
By the way, someone said this early on:
That was not 'gorilla' style. That was set up.
anon | 07.20.06 - 4:07 pm
Get it?
(and, no, this 'anon' isn't me)
THAT PICTURE IS MADE OF NIGHTMARES.
WITH JIZZ.
She's far less promiscuous than her friends? So she basically just called her friends sluts.
She thinks nothing of acting childish in public and making bad comments to Lindsay Lohan, flashing her vagina. You reep what you sew.
celebrity hater needs to check themselves. if you hate people that much you should prob just kill yourself. get a grip on reality you dumb cunt...paris is a slutty bitch. but she is obv important enough for you to be constantly chatting about. you are just jealous of her. you prob weigh 400 lbs and have cheeto stains all over your keyboard.
Come on - that was sooooooooo staged.
HAHAHAH, brilliant
Do you think Rick Hilton likes to look at pictures of Paris' beef curtains on the internet?
RS'sET | 07.20.06 - 9:24 pm | #
BEEF CURTAINS!!!! that's fuckin Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!hahahaha!
I love her new assistant, he deserves hazzard pay
She tries to excuse her bad behavior by pointing out her "friends'" bad behavior? ...She's great.
HAHA. she's soooooo NASSSSTY! I'm sure she doesn't care.
It amazes me that she can't believe people talk about her like this and her feelings are hurt. How many times have we seen her crotch? How many table tops have we seen her dance on with no panties on? One week she's kissing Matt Leinart, next week, it's the greek guy, this week it's Brandon Davis...WTF does she expect people to think of her?? They don't talk bad about her sister Nicky because she doesn't portray herself that way.
Hmmm, then why keep parading yourself around like a big tart?!
Maybe if she wasn't so explicite, then this wouldn't be happening to her.
She's created all this for herself.
HAHA I just read a story on thesmokinggun.com about this little girl in vegas who found a used condom in her hotel room bed. Bet Paris left something behind. lol
ITS FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!!!!
don't you people hear the audio quality change from the questions that are asked to when paris answers!!! When he asks the questions there is no background noise, but when paris answers there is.
This is like a Daily Show interview. He was asking different questions, and that was she was responding too.
Over on TMZ, its reported she left town with her friends. she went to Spain. Appartantly we ran her off for awhile with our mean comments. Theres pictures of her luggage and everything. Best news of the day!!
Ok that video was totally setup you can't just walk in to the Beverly Hills hotel and interview people. She is soooooo desperate
HAHA I just read a story on thesmokinggun.com about this little girl in vegas who found a used condom in her hotel room bed. Bet Paris left something behind. lol
... not hers, she does not use them.
Dont you guys have anything better to do than comment maliciously about someone you've never even met in your life.
GET A LIFE!
GET A LIFE!
mo | 07.21.06 - 4:54 pm | #
Follow your own advice.
Could this guy please interview tom cruise now, so we can find out wtf is going on with that kid
That girl is just a waste of air. She claims to be misunderstood for just some poor little rich girl? And like she isn't? She has no class, morals, or values. She's a contant liar and it pisses me off to know that young girls look up to this whore. She needs to have her vagina cleaned out with bleach.
ANON d-loathe:
You DISAGREE (as in differ in opinion, not DIGRESS)
Here's the definition of 'digress' for you, sweetheart: "to turn aside especially from the main subject of attention or course of argument".
Thanks for the correction. I know the definition of digressing, somehow it slipped my mind.
And you sound so intelligent!
hahah thanks! - I'm actually feeling the same way about the people here as a matter of fact: they post articulate, smart, inventive comments - but unfortunately most are destructive for themselves & others. But they keep pointing fingers at people like Paris for all that's wrong with the world.
Now if they were posting HILLARIOUS YET DECENT comments about celebs, it'd be a different story cuz it would tell me they keep proper distance with the whole thing and are standing proudly within themselves instead of looking at others's richess or shortcomings.
But as I said comments here read like mob mentality, and people feeding off each other's misery & hatred at THE WORLD. not healthy!!!
She probably didn't even know what promiscuous was until she heard that Nelly Furtado song
Impromptu iterview my ass. THat shit ws obviusly scripted. Paris is way too calm about what is being said and her answers look rehearsed. Besides the obviousm he suit never would have allowed tha had it not been scrioted to make her look good.
I call bullshit.
you have to admit whether those were real comments or made up.. it is sadistic. really to give her a list of vicious things people supposedly wrote about her.. and then confront her about it.. what do you want to pull?? get her to cry?? sadistic and tasteless
I am no fan of Paris Hilton. But you people don't even know her. She has more money, for doing nothing. But she still has feelings. Stop with all the hate, your lives must be terrible.
Hey Lamb, is this you???
http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/...=1231684&
page=1
I'll just bet it is!!!!
I listened to "stars are blind" on the internet, and now I have herpes. Thanks a fucking lot, Paris.
drug laydee | 07.20.06 - 5:52 pm | #
LOL, the comments are just hilarious.. a nd I can't believe he read them out to her face!
Bitches, ya'll are just jealis of Paris. She is hot and rich and gets more ass than u eva will!
Lamb | 07.20.06 - 3:57 pm | #
Yeah... that's called being a whore... so... yeah, you must be one to since you think that's a good thing.
paris is a beautiful barbie who wears pink and is glossy and shimmery. she speaks softly and floats along on whispery clouds when she isn't doing benevolent things that benefit mankind. please refrain from disrespecting our own american princess. :D
floats along on whispery clouds when she isn't doing benevolent things that benefit mankind. please refrain from disrespecting our own american
donthate | 07.23.06 - 12:02 am | #
WTF??
WTF who evas leavin gay comments or mean ones go to HEll u havent even met her so STFU and get a life!
MMUWA
Mr. potroast | 07.23.06 - 4:32 am | #
Did you mean "protest" you moron...
GO AWAY.
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