bitch
shes nothing special, we will call her "mini-paris"
you fucking sell-out bitch. you were better when you had a bad black dye-job and wore handsocks. now you look lik every other washed out used-up whore.
don't worry, daddy will come shove his dick in your mouth when he's done with your sister
Holy dear God! I dislike this girl very much, but the nose job has done her good. She is hotter than her fug tranny sister!
There is another pic that all you can see is ribs... 2 more mos and she'll be on the cover of all tabloids for anorexia.
And WTF, is she doing the Keira pout thing? I wonder if she is trying to pout or can't help but look like that.
credit where it's due, that plastic surgeon did a helluva job on her nose.
She looks nothing like her old self... it's unbelievable. She has even less personality now than she had before her nose job. I hope this shit makes her go the way of Jennifer Grey & she disappears.
Morticia, you never fail to make me laugh with your comments.
This bitch's fish lips look so horrible, just like her sisters. And did she get a boob job also? Papa Joe will never be finished until he has turned her into a Jessica clone so he can bang them both.
GOD WHY DO THESE PEOPLE THINK WE CARE? WHO IS HER MARKET? WHY AM I FORCED TO LOOK AT THIS HO.
She looks remarkably like a Barbie I once had, until I ripped it's head off
I find it funny that she's looking more and more like her sister. Mayber she's trying to get her parents attention. You ALWAYS here of Tina and Daddy Joe "protecting" Jess...but you never hear of them doing anything to help Ashlee. One of those things that makes you go ...hmmmmmmmm..... :>
She looks better, but is majorly dopey eyed.
modern platic surgery is amazing. it turned jessica into a man and ashlee into a woman. maybe next time they should try the same doctor.
I agree she looks absolutely nothing like her former self. At least when she was faux punk she had, uh, maybe some personality that deviated from that of her tranny whore sister. Now she looks like every other anorexic blonde plastic twat out there (Kate Bosworth, Nicole Richie, Parasite, ect...) How revolting. But I am sure Daddy loves it.
Another Barbie-wannabe.
She looks hot but that face shes making in that second picture is just gross. Her and Jessica always make the weirdest faces.
and her extensions look fucking stupid.
god, shes ugly!
Bitch looks hot, but like an entirely different person. She needs to stop reusing her sister's nasty ass weaves tho. Ken Paves sloppy seconds look bad.
I hate to admit it, but she looks better than her sister. What's a shame, though, is that she's still a no-talent, stupid bitch that's trying to look like everyone else in Hollywood. How boring.
How is Daddy going to tell them apart now when he "visits" them at night?
SHE'S ON BLOW.
COCAINE - IT'S A HELLUVA DIET!
Ladies, we could look "fake" for 50,000.00 too!
Ho had her lips done like her sister's. Now they look like a fish's.
Oh no, another Lollipop Head with long blonde extensions. How different.
I see her transformation is near completion. Plastic no-talent whore!
way to stand out from the crowd trashlee. hot shoes though!
I'd hit that fake plastic shit.
Fake hair - Check.
Rhinoplasty - Check.
Restylane Daffy Duck lips - Check.
Spray on tan, with rib enhancing swooshes - check.
i bet she can suck a mean dick with those lips, eh, papa joe?
Yeah I dig the shoes, they look whorey
I wonder if mystic sprays on ribs like Mimi magic markered a stomach, sign me up for that shit!
those lips kill me...I'll take the combo platter. Part fish, part duck..oh yeah, and fries with that. I so look forward to these bimbos falling apart when the surgeon general discovers all the crap they've done is poison.
GOD-DAMN THIS SHIT TO HELL!!!AGHHHHHHH......WHY DO THEY ALL MAKE THAT STUPID FACE WITH THAT STUPID POUT?!!!
What's with Hollywood, huh? Why with the anorexia? It's SICK. It's not hot at all. I don't get it.
This coming from someone who wants to be in movies hahaha
how come her surgeon didn't fix that glovebox she calles a chin?
GOD-DAMN THIS SHIT TO HELL!!!AGHHHHHHH......WHY DO THEY ALL MAKE THAT STUPID FACE WITH THAT STUPID POUT?!!!
Myself | 07.20.06 - 4:31 pm |
my thoughts exactly!!! fuck the pout. pout are for toddlers with tempers.
Can, but can she still do a mean ho down dance?
Dang the girl looks GOOD! Eat your heart out Jess.
mish--rescheduled my meeting till next week. Tonite I can get my drink on...catch you tomorrow when it'll be my turn to be hung.
GOD-DAMN THIS SHIT TO HELL!!!AGHHHHHHH......WHY DO THEY ALL MAKE THAT STUPID FACE WITH THAT STUPID POUT?!!!
Myself | 07.20.06 - 4:31 pm |
OMG REALLY - A LA MARY KATE AND ASHLEY - GRRRRRRRRRR
bye all you dlist hos!!! until tomorrow then...
Like many others here noted, I cannot stand the fucking face she is making (her mouth) in the last pic! Makes me want to punch the bitch..
Plastic surgery may have helped the outside, but you're still ugly on the inside.
and is it me, or does she TOO have a whacked out eye?
what a poser.
Myself,
it's still a little wonky from the cum-shot
it's still a little wonky from the cum-shot
Morticia | Homepage | 07.20.06 - 4:36 pm | #
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same diagnosis as Paris, huh? Stupid whores - I HATE THEM ALL!!!
she's so sexy. i just hope she doesn't get skinnier than that.
She is a total plastic bitch, I never liked her but I really really don't like her now that she is plastic. How can these people mutilate their bodies with all of that plastic surgery? I wonder if she ever freaks out when she looks in the mirror and doesn't recognize her reflection.
Her chest looks disgusting.
Good Night all that are leaving!!
*get your drink on*
What the Hell!
Rachel Zoe snags another victim to add to her clone army...
Enjoy Barburger, I'll be your cheerleader tomorrow.
Gratefully all I have to do tonight is curl and read a book on the couch. Laundry's done, dinner's gonna be whatever the DH brings home.
it looks like someone just ripped a jellyfish off of her fug face.
fuck this stupid cunt. i used to watch her show specifically to laugh/cry/rage.
she should've taken playboy's offer.
WOW..This is just scary. I really am disturbed and dont know what to say. Sure she looks better but why? Cuz she looks like a different person. She cant be proud of that. Just got the willies. EERIE
She's prepping for the Playboy shoot - I give it 8 months before she does the "spread".
She totally looks Playboyed. Dang!
Make love, not war! peace out! 
And this bitch had the NERVE to spout that BULLSHIT about being happy in your own skin and loving your body. HYPOCRITE! I hope she gets booed until the cows come home! Keep performing for your empty stadiums you manufactured teeny bopper MTV retard sell-out!
Bye NoAnjil
Playboy aint give her another offer after she blabbed about her integrity and how she won't stoop so low.
Hopefully "Jugs" will give her a call
Hahahahah! Stoney, so true!
G'night all - see you on the flip.
night miz!
She wouldn't even be on the radar if it wasn't for Jessica. And Jessica wouldn't be on the radar if it wasn't for Newlyweds.
she's skinny and I'm jealous.
i want to throw up....100% fake...so much for being true to yourself....
She looks better than her sister, but she is still a goofy bastard.
does NOT even look like her.... she's hot in a freaky kind of way.
HOLY SHIT!!! that so does not look like her. its like she got an entire face-plant. wow.
i have to say, i used to like her because she was a la natural. now i dont, because she sold out completely!
I GUESS PAPA JOE WILL LEAVE JESSICA BED AND JUMP IN ASHLEE BED NOW.
I'm telling you, she looks just like brooke hogan, just skinnier. we don't need another one of those around.
Oh boy, here we go again. Another celeb to add to the death watch. See ya Asslee!
oh and by the way...she got way more then just a nose job. her eyes and mouth are completely different now
Looks like the pressure gotcha! this bitch was obviously not strong enough to say 'no I don't want to look generic' so she went out and bought the hair, tan, nose and stylist! Way to go Asslee!! *claps* No respect!
She looks nothing like her former self. There's something tragic about these photos.
she always has this "am i doing this right?" look on her face and it makes me want to say "no, you're not doing anything right. you are a complete failure. for the finale of your show, you should jump out of a window and impale yourself on something other than your dad's drizzling pre-cum cock, and burn, correctly, in hell for an eternity, you talentless leech. fuck yourself. suicide is your redemption. die. now. die."
Yech. She looks nothing like she did when she came on the scene, what, 2 or 3 years ago? Doesn't she have any pride, doesn't she realize how stupid it is to do this shit to herself? Seriously, she's sculpted and dyed and man-ified herself almost beyond recognition. I used to really like her, I thought she was pretty in a 'different' way with her natural features, but now she's just a sellout channeling her sister, Mischa Barton (in the first pic, no?), and this bizarre skinny blonde image of beauty. Ugh, she pisses me off.
Gross.
she looks like a camel.
ps-take ryan cabrera with you.
I thought VSecret girls had to have a SHAPE??! 
wait a minute. her wonky eyes look like paris' now. come to think of it, her whole wonky look is copying paris'.
who let her do this?
i wonder how much tape it took to tape her long, needle-y dick up her buttcrack before the victoria secret show started.
you look like a dude, ashlee.
a dude.
It looks like her clavical and ribs are spray tanned on
oh well
she will die in five years anyway.
Her hair is atrocious. Speaking of hair, I discovered a new product that's super cheap and fucking amazing. My boyfriend uses it to. It's Suave Sleek Smoothing Cream. Just $2 and salon quality. Seriously. I'm gonna buy ten more bottles in case they stop making it.
she was on an episode of 7th heaven where she (and the camdens) helped mentally handicapped people set up there lives.
...
there's irony in there somewhere...
I very much support her new diet. Don't forget honey - there's no such thing as too thin. So keep going - PLEASE!!!!!!
Well its you white people that put her on top. I mean really who buys her album, tickets, take her dumbass pics.
Wow has she lost a lot of weight. she looks good though
i want someone to drop her in thunderdome.
or, a pirahna swamp.
or, a bear trap.
or, a state prison with hundreds of horny, ruthless inmates.
all with hep.
and hpv.
and herpes.
and hiv.
ashlee, you're everything wrong with earth.
well, not really, but, you're a big part of what's wrong with entertainment.
Anonymous | 07.20.06 - 5:06 pm | #
yeah, it's white people.
let's make ashlee simpson a race issue.
you're a dumbfuck.
Well its you white people that put her on top. I mean really who buys her album, tickets, take her dumbass pics.
Anonymous | 07.20.06 - 5:06 pm | #
There's always that one poster who has to throw around the race card. Give it up already, it's pathetic.
Well its you white people that put her on top. I mean really who buys her album, tickets, take her dumbass pics.
Anonymous | 07.20.06 - 5:06 pm | #
12 year old girls. and slaveowners.
what the fuck is that face she's making? it's like a worse version of olsen-lips. fuck off ashlee.
Oh my god. she looks really good and i hate the expression on her face. and WHAT THE FUCK race card?!?!?!?!?!?!? thats crap.
She looks like a Paris Hilton "Made in China" knock off version.. Not that I think any "highlier" of Paris..
my lord it doesn't even LOOK like her!
She doesn't look good at all. She used to be so beautiful with a cute face and whatever, now she just looks weird.
I heard this bitch is friends with Dr. Cameron. She better not start fucking herself up too.
Well its you white people that put her on top. I mean really who buys her album, tickets, take her dumbass pics.
Anonymous | 07.20.06 - 5:06 pm | #
what do you have against white people? are you green or something shit head ? idiot LOL
she looks like she just took it up the pooper... they do have spacious dressing rooms at vickies.. and papa joe was looking pleased with himself....
ewwww.
I don't get the title - FOrget Jessica I'm going Nicole -
She doesn't look like Nicole to me..
GRAVATAR QUESTION!!!!!!
Anybody know why my avatar wouldn't be doing what it's supposed to be doing? I didn't want just Brits face, I had it so her face did things. But it's not coming out like that. HELP!!! Please 
Wow. She is unrecognizable from her former self.
Being able to see your chest cavity is not sexy. Nor are the hair extensions.
how 'bout some barbeque sauce for those ribs?
Hey that fucktard is right. It IS the white folks who are responsible for this dumb whore's success. But I ain't one of them!!!
this bitch is fuckin' hot. damn, you haters are angry. chill out.
When Ashlee came out, though she couldn't sing worth a damn, at least had a bit of flair and personality. Now she is falling in line behind the blonde bimbos of today: Paris, Lindsey, her douche sister. It's a shame, really.
You know what is so fuckin' pathetic? Papa Joe teaching other parents how to pimp their kids to the imbecile MTV crowd.
I'd love to see side by side before and after pics, but I'm too fucking lazy to google...
~ohmy~ | 07.20.06 - 5:17 pm | #
I think it's a reference to the protruding ribs.
I think she looks great although she can stand spending more time at the dinner table...
man, you guys are right, being insecure to such a drastic, self-destructive state has never looked better.
kudos, ashlee!!!
*bloody fart*
that thing is ugly as hell!
i'm glad ashlee finally has some self-worth...and THANK GOD she never had to pick up a book to get it.
*phew!*
let's consider that bullet dodged.
i heard she's dating lindsey lohan.
Kat... | Homepage | 07.20.06 - 4:22 pm | #
Oh noes you dinnit, who played the white card?
some anonymous douchebag played it.
honestly, i don't blame white people for ashlee's celebrity...i blame jordan's dead baby.
. . .what are those white marks on her chest? Airbushing to make her look boney?
Christ, when are her 15 mins. up?
Hahahaha Tim, OMG
dayum Tim! You went there! 
i'm such a stinker.
ashlee simpson is a wart on the genitals of humanity.
she is the lisa rinna of this generation.
aka-worthless.
tim, you're killing me, but kudos...someone has to say it 
White people DID put Assless on top just as Blacks put the buffon Lil John on top - which is, besides the point except for saying there is no accounting for taste.
Assless in on the road to nowhere. Next stop, public rehab!
i would watch "faces of death" movies, if i got to pick who was going to die.
i can't decide of ashlee would be mauled by a cougar or hit by a train...
*daydreams*
Do I see a lazy eye?
Well, all I know is I make that same face when I think I have to fart and instead, diarreah starts to come out. It's very frightening. Maybe they are doing that because they are stuck on the red carpet, with no immediate escape to a bathroom.
She's too matchy matchy, and Tim is funny as ever.
blanche, not to mention how incontinent that bitch is since joe keeps putting it in her turd-cutter.
make you feel unpretty, too.
Turns out she got some bad lip injections alongside her new schnoz. Someone should have told her doctor that you there is something called "too much".
I hate that she's gotten smaller, she was so much cuter when she looked normal size -- she's was a great size! Now, all I see is a boney chest. Only anorexic people see that as perfection, get a clue, Ashlee -- then help!!
She's starting to look fine.
It's just ALL wrong...especially that damn pout, the ugly-ass dress, the carpet, the stupid pout, that wonky eye, the corn-stalk extensions, those ugly-ass earrings which made me look at the pout again...ARRGGHHHHH!!!!!!! Someone give me a pencil so I can stab my eyes out!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miz what up gurl?!! I'm working from home these days...that sounds like I'm stuffing envelopes...LOL
Attack of the clones!
tim....mwahahahaha..turd cutter..oh my god I got water in my nose from that.
I think she looks awesome.
I just realized that you can see my panties through my pants. I forgot to shave my underarms and I'm wearing a sleeveless blouse. My eyes are bloodshot. I lost my lighter and have to slight up using the car lighter. One of the landscapers said something nasty to me in Spanish and I knew what he said although I don't speak Spanish and my co-worker just came in and told me that the VP is all pissed off at my fat camel toe pantsuit wearing boss and is going to fire her today and although this probably not going to come true, you can see the wet spot through my pants.
i'd hit it
Why do those Simpson girls always try to accentuate the pout? It's like saying, "Look at me -- I could give you a fantastic blow job, don't ya think?"
Probably more of Papa Joe's advice...
still hungover mishma? must have been a fun night. i'm not anymore but it's bf's b-day so i'll def be feeling rough tomorrow! by the way if y'all wanna gag go check out the comments over at tmz. i am dropjawed shocked that paris actually has fans. i'll never leave dlisted again. and asslee looks better than her sister, but then again, give her a couple years. she'll look as used and haggard as her sister. papa knows how to work 'em.
I AM STILL HUNGOVER and it doesn't feel good.
Her plastic surgeon ROCKS. I liked her punk image better though. This one...it's been done to death by everyone on earth already.
I was driving behind a busted old Toyota Camry that had a Louis Vuitton tissue holder in the back. Yes, LV, it was a zip up bag that looked especially designed for that purpose. I know it's fake but WTF? You know their ghetto neihbors are totally going to break into their car to get it.
And it wasn't a fun night, it sucked. Fucking degenerate alcoholics talking me into drinking more. They all called into work too, pussies
where's me post and me avatar gerddammit....
where's me post and me avatar gerddammit....
Me and Kat are trannies, trannies with 12 inch phalluses!!!
I think that face she is making in the last picture is more of realization that the cum up her nose from last night's Papa Joe visit final got loose and is about to start dripping at any moment.
Her and her stupid big shoed sister make me throw up. No talent, don't ask me what the hell they are really famous for, I also agree, stupid faces like Jes makes, boy, when will they fade into the sunset, them and Lohan! (PS I was at the Borgata a few months back (in A.C.) and they couldn't GIVE Ashlee's tickets away, most were $25 LOL.
wow plastic does a body good she is a whole different person
Wow. Her hair, her dress, even the artificial-looking expression on her face make me think she is trying to look like Kate Hudson, not her sis.
Come come now. This is positively vicious. You all should really learn some manners. Let's start with "please" and "thank you"
Observe.
"Ashlee, would you please fall face first into a septic tank filled by patrons of a mexican restaurant that had it's third epiosode of food poisoning in a week...and not come up for air? Thank you."
see? it's really not that difficult...
angry hater - supposed to irony?
she has had something injected into her lips
billy, i wear it well, don't I?
And by Nicole, do you mean Anna Nicole.
someone used brits old extensions.
Late in the game, but can I just say... I wish, wish, wish I had enough money for the amount of cociane needed to get that thin. Just think how much fun it would be.
everyone's doing the nicole, Im gettin on the bandwagon, starving here I go!
http://thumbsnap.com/v/bJztlqif.jpg
she used to have an eating disorder back when she did ballet/professional dance...maybe its coming back (or its just a really bad photo and she's been touring a lot so weight comes off as well)
SHE LOOKS LIKE MISCHA BARTON
SHE LOOKS LIKE MISCHA BARTON
SHE LOOKS LIKE MISCHA BARTON
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SHE LOOKS LIKE MISCHA BARTON
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Ew.
Didn't Mariah Carey or someone spray tan ab lines before and it was caught in a photo.... ??
I didn't even know who that was, at least she's not as ugly anymore but still can't sing.
She's a whore that denigrates honest employees at McDonalds.
FUCK HER FITTY.
Geezus, you people are harsh. She's beautiful and you know it. She may suck, but she is hot. You're jealous. Sorry.
At first I thought that was a bed behind her in the first picture. I thought she was giving away freebies in exchange for the invite to the party. That's the only explanation I can think of for her being there. I guess a couch is just as good as a bed. Remember Asslee they call it a blow job but its really more of a bobbing and weaving motion. And be sure to use a lot of tongue at the tip of the head! And when bending over it helps if you spread those ass cheeks for more easy access.
Jesus the anger in these comments is overwhelming!
I'm not angry Im just asking about her ab lines!
lol
Aha! that cheap-ass Ikea couch behind her, not that that I would know anythng about that.
Fuck me, I did not recognize this ho's face with all that plastic surgery.
Are those spray-on abs? shit somebody needs to come up with a stencil.
i'm not angry. i hate everyone.
Sorry, she's still a bore.
What a punk rocker!!! :-
wtf?! plastic surgery much?!
So when did the blonde tranny look get so hot?
Did I miss it or something?
Why do women in their 20s now look fucking old? And like men in wigs?
THEY ALL LOOK ALIKE. IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE. POD PEOPLE.
Someone mentioned Mary Kate and Ashley above.
Get in line behind me, because I want to punch them both in the mouth. That'll stop that duck mouth syndrome. Has anyone ever seen their TEETH?
lookin at dis no talented fuckin lame ass hoe makes me wanna puke up dis burger im eatin right now...Somebody tell dis hoe to sit down please.
Still ugly. Still second fiddle
It appears the transformation is complete. Papa Joe must be insufferably full of himself right now.
She looks like a trout. Terrible lips
all i can say is Ashley's future children are going to be pissed off royal someday when they inherit her God given ugly huge bumped nose, Popeye chin, & orginal homely face in general. They are going to be in for a big suprise. And not a pleasent one.
No you mean still 2nd poon to papa Joe
MUST BE NICE WHEN YOU WERE BORN UGLY LIKE ASHLEY SIMPSON WAS TO BE ABLE TO GO OUT AND PURCHASE YOURSELF A WHOLR NEW FACE.
Geezus, you people are harsh. She's beautiful and you know it. She may suck, but she is hot. You're jealous. Sorry.
I am jealous of people who were actually BORN good looking, not born ugly people like ashlee simpson who had to run out and pay for a new face to look decent. why the fuck would anyone be jealous of all that painful plastic surgery.
Now Charlotte Casiraghi is one to be jealous of. she was BORN stunning, unlike ashelee. Not saying that ashlee simpson is stunning now, but she does look better. but u would too if you spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on multiple plastic surgeries.
ASHLEE "FAKE FACE" SIMPSON
uhh, long fake hair and small nose but still ugly to me!!
BTW, Pink is Victoria Secret's new-ish slutty line for 12 year olds.
Ga-ross.
so she got her butt crack chin spackled in too just like big sissy huh....
All that plastic surgery and still ugly.
she shouldn't have had the surgery, I don't recognise her now. she really does look like very other chick who wants to be a singer or actress.
the hair extensions are comical.
I wonder what the true IQ of red neck papa Joe is. I wonder if he has a high school education. I find it to an advantage for a person seaking stardom to be uninhibited. Very few of the daily posted stars have enough common sense to seek shelter in a rain storm.
Most folks are searching for their fifteen minutes, however the simpsons are wanting fifteen years. I promise all of you Dlisted bitches, the Simpsons will disappear like a Robin in the fall. Ten years from now, few people will remember anything about any one of their no talented asses.
There is only enough room in the great state of Texas for one superstar, and that has been established with WILLIE NELSON
Jessica, Nicole, Ashlee, hell! Paris for that matter.... all in my top ten list of "dirt-stars I want to tongue-punch"!
Someone mentioned Mary Kate and Ashley above.
Get in line behind me, because I want to punch them both in the mouth. That'll stop that duck mouth syndrome. Has anyone ever seen their TEETH?
Anastasia Beaverhausen | 07.20.06 - 7:30 pm | #
DUCK MOUTH SYNDROME!!! I LOVE IT!! I am SO totally bugged by that. Even news ancwhores do it EEEWWWWWWWW!!!
It looks like this dumb bitch out her dress on backwards.
"put her dress" backwards-I mean
Geez-guess I'm the dumb bitch with that post!
donde esta mi cocaina??? AQUI con ashlee simpson!
You know that Victoria's Secret has gone classy when they use the cheapest sofa from Ikea at their party.
I think this would have been a Say Something Nice if MK was here. Really I can't believe this is the same Asslee.
Ohh bitch looks hot... I dig it
I wonder what her new mangina looks like?
People her name is ASSLESS SIMPSON.
Repeat: Assless Simpson.
Assless Simpson. Assless Simpson.
Spread the word.
donatella 2
she looks like the joker from the Batman flicks in the last pic..ewww
She looks mentally retarded - especially in that second pic. oh yeah, she IS mentally retarded.
i hate ashlee-HATE HATE HATE HER.
she is such a loser,& shes like herpes it always comes back.
but some part of me feels sorry for her,she has no sense of self, no idenity of her own, she is ALWAYS copying other people,esp from her sister,everything about her,from the way she looks to the way she dresses is based on what over people want her to be(her pimp of a father).
whenever i look at her i cant help but think of the movie "single white female."
she has nothing, she isnt pretty, has no looks,she cant sing, cant dance, her "music" is bland & forgettable she has no stage
pressence or charisma
she needs kent peeves
There is only enough room in the great state of Texas for one superstar, and that has been established with WILLIE NELSON
ALL SHOOK UP
RIGHT ON.
CHECK OUT HER STOMACH, ITS LIKE THEY PUT MAKE UP FROM HER STOMACH UP..WHAT A DUMBASS BITCH
It's the Parasite Hilton "hand on hip" pose that gets me even more than the Parasite spray tan, bad extensions, and fish lips. Is there a class in that hand-hip thing?
who the hell is this, i can't even recongnize the bitch, she is so stupid, changing her nose when she is already popular, she now has to "work" twice as hard to get fame now, you is surely going down from here. this is exactly how jennifer gray( the dirty dancing female lead) lost her career, in the height of her fame, she foolishly changed her nose, leadind people to not recongnize her hence
who the hell is this, i can't even recongnize the bitch, she is so stupid, changing her nose when she is already popular, she now has to "work" twice as hard to get fame now,she is surely going down from here. this is exactly how jennifer gray( the dirty dancing female lead) lost her career, in the height of her fame, she foolishly changed her nose, leadind people to not recongnize her hence ENDING HER CAREER.
I HOPE THIS EXACTLY HAPPENS TO ASHLEY SIMPSON, i am keeping my fingers crossed.
Dude...PAPA JOE! YOUR BIBLE'S UPSIDE DOWN! GO COVER YOUR DAUGHTER'S BREASTS!
...she's not doing a very good job of advertising underwear in this get up.
I hate to admit it, but she DOES look waaaaaaaaay better than her sister.
I never found Jessica very pretty, and she is a total mess when she sings....her big horse mouth contorts all over the place.......not pretty at all.
she looks kind of hot. gone are the faux emo-bedroom-rocker days...say hello to the third olsen (minus any individualistic style tendencies).
and yes, those are terrible extensions. paging dr. paves?
Wow, she looks way better than Jessica now. But yeah, she looks like she hasn't eaten in awhile.
I will not be buying anything from her line because weighing 125 i'm a FAT COW.
in that last pic the smile makes me wanna kick her in the mouth what the fuck is she trying to do? Spit jizz?
you fucking sell-out bitch. you were better when you had a bad black dye-job and wore handsocks. now you look lik every other washed out used-up whore.
the black dye job thing was totally fake, she was just trying to be the opposite of Jessica, they basically chose an image for her. that's the problem, alot of times the celebrities start as someone the industry wants them to be, and than they change and we think they're selling out, when sometimes they are just trying to actually be the real them that we didn't know. case in point: Mariah Carey, Christina Aguilara. Ashlee I think might be the same way, but I do think Jessica is a sell out!
as much as I HATE horse teeth chestica I hate this ho even more for trying to imitate her sister. Be your own person you stupid bitch don't puck your lips like an idiot ...and off subjet isn't chestica old enough not to have her parents at her video shoots? Maybe it's just me but wtf?
She's morphing into Paris.
I'd care less for the simpson sisters but I have to admit, she's starting to look way better than Jessica.
breat implants tooo?
looks like her wonky eye transformation is nearly complete. i bet if her new nose fell off right now she'd break into her chicken dance again.
ya gotta admit she does look good, she looks better than she used to and is still and always will be hotter than her hypocritical whore of a sister
sure she looks like a whore but at least she's less fugly
She looks hot... in a coke whore kinda way
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Is it just me, or is Ash a cross between Jessica and Fergie???
god I am sick of f'n hair extensions... whatever happened to long hair that is actully real... novel concept to these girls
ugh that dress is so fug
Smashlee has gone on the Blohan Richie diet of coke and laxatives... how sweet.
she's got a major dick sucking look going on
give me a break nose job. this plastic piece of poop. had sooo much more than a nose job. Her boobs are so done also. Jessica talks about her sisters and her boobs every other minute. Oh wow you guys should be so proud of plastic boobs. What the hell is wrong with the parents / They are so into turning their adult children into woman from the 1950's. The father's idea of what is sexy for him should not be made into using his kids. He completey forgets whom he is married to. She is just some unkept womb and maid for the rest of the family. The mother lives through Jessica. Now that ashley got all fake, the father and mother will be using her as well. Man they use to treat her like shitola. Go away Joe and stop ruining little girls all over the USAPS mom and dad go get a life your children are grown. Stop wreaking ther marriages because you are all so damn codependent
Ashlee comes from such a disgusting, psychotic family. Go away Simpsons!!!! She is on cocaine. What's even more pathetic, is she had her mystic tan sprayed to accentuate her ribs. Blue contacts, hair extensions, fake tan, rhinoplasty, lip injections, chin reduction...good work Ashlee, you're almost there. What a great role model for young girls. She must hate herself, because if I were her, I would.
Paid for or not, she looks beautiful. I don't understand why people don't get her, she has had fame during those always great "finding yourself" years. She is becoming truely independent of her clan ass family and finding what fits and more importantly what $ell$!
Common sense, just eliminate jealously and it's cristal clear!
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She looked better the way she was.
forget morphing into Paris - she's turning into Debbie Matenopoulos!
she's trying to pull a liz hurley/ jLo in that dress
Wow, and people thougt she's fake when she came out... x100
That ho has issues. Those Lips they look like they got pimp slaped by Mr. T.
And the ultimate winner is "Pimp" Daddy Joe (again). Because now that she's turning in to Jizztica he can stop stuffing her "chocolate Factory" & give it to her full frontal like he does Jizztica.
Sad. 21 years old plastic surgery.
Even sadder is that she's filthy rich.
I just came back from seeing her live and she was definitely coked out the whole time. But oh how I love her to death. Her nose/chin/everything looks better now.
guys, everyone grows up, and not everyone decides to stay how they looked 4 years ago. If thats how she wants to look then its her decision. At least she looks a bit honest, her sister....i have nothing good to say about Jezzible so i will not even go there.
She's just trying to date P Ditty. With her young fresh looks men just go crazy and start jumping on couches...
She totally redid her face. Obviously cheek and chin work in addition to her nose. Trippy...
Check out the old mug..
shit she thinks she is sooo HOT!!! y oh y did playboy make an offer.....she now thinks she is the bomb!!!
She's trying to look like "my Mischa Barton". Mischa is mine!... She put the O in Ohio!
OMG, she is totally changed....Her plastic surgery-doctor has god hands.
Ever since her nose job she is loads prettier now than Jessica!! Even better than Paris Hilton!!!!!!! WOW what a transformation!
she offically has a trout pout
She looks so washed-out.
I like to think of it this way: this bitch spent thousands of dollars to be pretty. That's truly pathetic.
looks like the only protein that girl is getting comes from daddy's dna.. well what doesn't end up on her chin
And I love how she said she is coming into her beauty. And that she is so comfortable in her own skin. Not so much bitch, when you had surgery to fix that ugly mug.
did she get her lips done too?
if it looks like an ass
and talks like an ass
ITS AN ASS
ssv
sucky singing voice
I amend my earlier comment. She doesn't talk like an ass
She barely makes sense I have heard her on tv once or twice and after a few words she seems to get stuck as to what tosay next.
Go back to school and learn something worthwhile.
Her big sis is a schmuck also.
Another no talent.
This bitch looks fuck'n hot. want to unload on her face and tits in a big way, every day. word.
is it just me, or do her eyes look weird? she's kind of got that stretched out cat-like thing going on a la fergie...
????
her eyes do look strange, they look glazed, like shes high or drunk (or both)
she has gone overboard in such a short period of time. first the hair, then the nose, then the lips, and now the bones. probably boobs, too. i officially hate her.
Do I really need to see every female celebrity's rib cage?
ashlee had more "work" done than
just a nose job. looks like her lips
have been done too, and something with
the upper lip area...like its been
surgically pulled down. oh yea and
the gross hair extensions....
whats with her face ew
FISH FACE!
She looks like the love child of her sister and Paris Hilton. *barf*
Looks heaps better than her sister!!!!
why is everyone going for this look? she sure got a lot of work done!
She'd best unfuck herself or she's gonna start looking like a drag-queen.
nobody that's lost that much weight has that big of boobs
She looks like a llama who is getting petted (?) in the second pic.
She does look cookie cutter now...but she looks a hell of alot better than she did before. I really think she's prettier than her sister now...and Jessica is hot! Too bad she ruined herself with all the surgery!
I think what Ashlee did with her face is just wrong.God gave you your face so you wouldn't look like anybody else.
Eeewww.... she looks so plastic and ugly now. Sad really!
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she looks terrible.
yes you look fat and flat.
She is so damn hot! But I liked her better with the weird noes it was sexy!
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