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ewwwwwwwwwwwww
shes need a lift
ew thats nasty
it's play-doh, not plato, that was a greek philosopher. Doesnt anyone in America go to school anymore or do they just hope to make money off of blogs?
OMG that's disgusting. What the hell happened to her chest? Where'd her sternum go?
Looks like a super strong toddler punched her a good one.
Plato, seriously? L'Homme Nikita beat me to it, but c'mon now. Play-Doh.
And yeah, her chest looks nasty. Cover it up, Paula.
L'Homme--try not to judge an entire country by one word on a blog.
I kinda wondered what he meant by "plato."
Bravo, Nikita. Glad to see I'm not the only idiot here who caught that.
Dat bitch's chest nees to be in some low bugdet horror film...PLEASE COVA DAT SHIT UP!!
what the eff is going on in paula's dress...she's got national geographic boobies...sad
L'Homme--try not to judge an entire country by one word on a blog
Anastasia Beaverhausen | 07.20.06 - 10:10 pm
Love your name. I actually live in America and I can say with all confidence that my remark is certainly not due to one word in a blog. We all see such things every day and it is a bit depressing.
She looks like ten miles of bad road.
play-dough?
why did she not look in a mirror? freakin nastay
I think if she had worn a bra for most of her life, they wouldn't look like that now. Correct me if I am wrong, I dont own a pair myself and I dont like touching them on other people haha.
Then I take it back, L'Homme. It's like how you can bitch about your family but when other people do it you get a bit peeved. But if you live here, bitch away. I may join you. ROFL!
Thanks about my name, back atcha!
GAAAAAHHHHH!
it's play-doh, not plato, that was a greek philosopher. Doesnt anyone in America go to school anymore or do they just hope to make money off of blogs?
L' Homme Nikita | 07.20.06 - 10:04 pm
Thank you - I was just about to say that myself...maybe a little less to the point than you do, however! LOL
been there, done that
/ maybe a little less to the point than you DID...shit...now I can't even type. Us stupid effing Americans....
If all you Oxford graduates are finished critiquing Kelditty's post may we please get back to the job at hand - like trashing Paula Abdul!!!
If this is the way her chest looks I'd hate to see her vadge or dirtstar.
WILL YOU LOOK AT HER FACE?!?!?!?!?
She looks sooooooooooo stoned!
She is a mess!
WTF HAPPEN TO PAULA STOCKYARD FACE
that's heinous! yuck!!!!
She probably ingested too much Vitamin "V" (Vicodan) that day.
La' homme,
Feel free to go back where ya came from!
(spelling of ya is on purpose)
God bless the US and have a nice day!
Plato is a philosopher, Play Doh is the children's clay. God, do you learn your English from La Garce? Damn
Psst, Kelditty is a friend of La Garce, thus most likely French or perhaps retarded
La' homme,
Feel free to go back where ya came from!
(spelling of ya is on purpose)
God bless the US and have a nice day!
LALALand | 07.20.06 - 10:48 pm | #
Im from New York, and that's where I still am so shove it. Also, it's L'Homme as in Le Homme. Take a night class.
I was less shocked by Plato than by Dr. Ray. It's Dr. Rey. He's a martial-arts tough guy, man. He can kick your ass for a lot less than that.
was less shocked by Plato than by Dr. Ray. It's Dr. Rey. He's a martial-arts tough guy, man. He can kick your ass for a lot less than that.
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Dr. Rey can kick MY ass anytime hehehe
If all you Oxford graduates are finished critiquing Kelditty's post may we please get back to the job at hand - like trashing Paula Abdul!!!
If this is the way her chest looks I'd hate to see her vadge or dirtstar.
Multiple Miggs | 07.20.06 - 10:34 pm
Mult Miggs - how did you know my alma mater?
not that i'm a paula fan, but i think she might have pectus excavata ("funnel chest") that accounts for that crater between her boobs...
"Take a night class."
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
I'm totally going to steal that one.
i used to love playing with plato and squeezing it through my fingers. sometimes i even tried licking it.
Dr. Rey can kick your ass and then sculpt it into a thing of great beauty like it was plato.
oh, big fucking surprise "I'm in NEW YORK" oh wow, I'm impressed. LOL Take your cowardly ass back to France or whatever third-world mud hole you came from you America bashing asshole!
Hey I changed it. Sorry.
And no I am not a friend of La Garce. Whoever posting those comments is using my name and web page. It's not me, I swear!
oh, big fucking surprise "I'm in NEW YORK" oh wow, I'm impressed. LOL Take your cowardly ass back to France or whatever third-world mud hole you came from you America bashing asshole!
LALALand | 07.20.06 - 10:59 pm |
Listen you red necked Britney loving loser, I am FROM New York. Sorry to ruin your bush-esque view of our country (USA) but we are more 3rd world than you might think, so I would no go around trying to brag. You just might end up bragging to someone from switzerland, canada, norway or any of the other countries who have a much higher standard of living than the US and you will end up looking like the ass that you are.
I guess you're proof that possum isn't brain food after all.
Oh Paula, look how far you've come. Sad.
Holy Tori Spelling boobs Batman! that cleavage is nasty.
"Rode hard. Put away wet"....
he wasn't bashing Americans, just uneducated people, for which there is plenty of material to go around. and i whole-heartedly agree with his comment.
oh yeah, i'm also a New Yorker and i'm tight with e.e. cummings before you open your yap.
She always looks like such a trashy mess. There is not enough Vaseline in this world to put on any lens to make that bitch look good anymore. Someone call Dr.90210 and quick!
So anyway....Paul Abdul is blitzed out of her mind, here and all the time I think. She has made nothing but hideous fashion choices throughout her career. So maybe we've all become de-sensatized by 20 years of appalling outfits.
But seriously, if your puppies are reaching for your knees, don't wear a dress with a plunging aqua neckline to match the plunging aqua belt. It only emphasizes the droop. SHEESH!
he wasn't bashing Americans, just uneducated people, for which there is plenty of material to go around. and i whole-heartedly agree with his comment.
Anonymous | 07.20.06 - 11:11 pm
thanks man.
Hasn't paula always had rather big breasts? I cant tell if it is silicone/saline making her chest look like that or its just gravity pulling the flesh from her bones like a well cooked chicken.
If I were her stylist I would tell her to put a bag over her head and a gunny sack on her body and then call it a day.
that is the nastiest thing i've seen today...it looks painful
thats what happens when u get titty fucked too much. perfect indention of a pp.
I LOVE NEW YORK
ew, gross
the way she's standing with that expression, it looks like someone sucked the life right out of her! that would explain why her body is caving in.
GOD DAMN!!!...BLECH, MEH, SNUH, GROSS, ARRRG, PSSHAW, AND EWWWWWWWWW.....
....YUCK!!!
Ewww I hate when boobies do that. Blech.
Wow, that just makes me extremely sad.
she looks like tori spelling from the neck down
e.e. cummings this -
there is some "kaka" i just won't eat.
- and that is a direct quote, my friends.
l'homme... do you honestly not know what the fuck PLAY-DOH is?????
here's a hint: http://img.timeinc.net/
parenting...y_sec1_img1.jpg
ohhh i get it.. he wrote plato and then edited it before i saw it. never mind. i thought you didn't know what play-doh was! that would be sad.
Holy goddamn shit. She better get back to sucking dick and earn money for a new boob job.
I thought it was Terri Hatcher for a minute.
Looks like a couple of melons shoved into a pair of old pantyhose.
e.e. cummings this -
there is some "kaka" i just won't eat.
- and that is a direct quote, my friends.
alimartinimojito | 07.21.06 - 12:21 am | #
i meant the lack of capitalization, you fucktard. my grammar skill are far superior to that of e.e.'s.
The Silicone Is A Sagging !!!!!
let's pitch in and buy her a full length mirror.
It looks like an alien is trying to claw out through her boobs. Ugh.
I could throw a Frisbee between those Tits at a thousand yards. Pass the Grey Goose , please.
droopy, lol
ha ha, just like Tori Spelling's ugly fake boobs.
Poor girl, you can't start plastic surgery then quit it! Silly girl, tricks aren't for kids after all!
http://thumbsnap.com/v/cnMK4dIf.jpg
I thought it was Terri Hatcher for a minute.
coochie momma | 07.21.06 - 12:43 am | #
So did I. Shades of my great-grandmother's tits, wear a bra, will ya?
The area between her saggy bewbs look like another part of her body...
first of all...most of the people who read this blog are prob at work and are typing quickly and typos are made. if there are stupid cunts who read this site simply to as Mr.Spellcheck then they need to get a life. this is supposed to be a fun site. i know i click on it daily so i can get a good laugh. no one is questioning your intelligence, who you know, or what you think you know. get a goddamn life.
I wonder if that eventually happens with all fake boobies.
meredith | 07.21.06 - 8:42 am | #
Exactly! These things always seem to turn into "I'm smarter than you b/c I'm from New York, you made a typo, I went to Oxford so I'm obviously a genius, etc etc." Living outside of New York doesn't make you a redneck illiterate idiot. I've met a ton of stupid people there too. There are good schools and smart people everywhere.
first of all...most of the people who read this blog are prob at work and are typing quickly and typos are made. if there are stupid cunts who read this site simply to as Mr.Spellcheck then they need to get a life. this is supposed to be a fun site. i know i click on it daily so i can get a good laugh. no one is questioning your intelligence, who you know, or what you think you know. get a goddamn life.
meredith | 07.21.06 - 8:42 am | #
I AGREE, WHEN DID SPELLING AND GRAMMAR BECOME THE SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE?
MANY BRILLIANT PEOPLE CANT SPELL FOR SHIT AND DONT GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT GRAMMAR, SO STOP YR PETTY NIT PICKING AND GET WITH THE BLOG OR GET A LIFE.
BETTER YET, GO TEACH ENGLISH AND GRAMMAR TO IMMIGRANTS THAT MAY BE DAZZLED BY YR BULLSHIT.
OK NOW BACK PAULA'S TITS.
THEMS IS SOME FREAKY LOOKING JUGS!!
You guys are idiots.
It's "play-doh," as in the fake clay from Hasbro, and yes, Paula's tits DO look like "play-doh."
Placing "Plato" in the place of "play-doh" makes no sense here.
Would you advise that someone write "Her tits look like Aristotle!!...(hehehehehehe....good one, Buffy!!)"
French jack-ass cunt.
her tits remind me of Carol Burnett when she used to play Charo's mother
Why does the odd thing going on with her chest look like the odd thing going on with her eyes..I hope someone knows what I am getting at, Because I am hungover as all hell and so dumb, but this makes sense to me.
Why does the odd thing going on with her chest look like the odd thing going on with her eyes..I hope someone knows what I am getting at, Because I am hungover as all hell and so dumb, but this makes sense to me.
Fiz | 07.21.06 - 10:11 am | #
I AM WITH U, THE DRUGS CAUSED THE DENTS.
We shouldn't be so mean, she looks great for an 80 yr old woman.
What is with that deep cavern that is supposed to be cleavage? Something isn't right with Paula bosom.
Okay, first those boobs are photoshopped. Her boobs don't look like that.
Second, whoever complimented Anastasia Beaverhausen on her name needs to know that the name is hardly original. The character of Karen on "Will & Grace" goes by Anastasia Beaverhausen whenever she wants to be incognito. Duh.
That is definitely NOT photoshopped.
Sorry but it is photoshopped.
I think it's photoshopped and they placed Tori Spelling's tits in there instead.
I think her tits are finally tired of whacked out Paula and are trying to pull away and escape. If I am not mistaken, in different directions.
See, this is why you just need to keep what the Good Lord gave you and leave those fake azz tatas in the silicone store.
IT KINDA LOOKS LIKE 2 BABY FOOTPRINTS TO ME.
caved in boob job,...time for a silicon renewal!
Wretched.
African tribal tits
This "is" what happens to most implants. So in about 10 years your going to see a lot more of this type of thing. Surgens will be making more cash, just fixing up these awful messes!
Topanga Canyon
can you hear the
echo
echo
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I'm glad imapepper mentioned pectus excavatum yesterday -- I looked it up and it is a totally gross real disease! Check out the pix here (in the Introduction):
http://www.emedicine.com/ped/top...d/
topic2558.htm
I say fill in the space with a third boob ..
yuck how does she go out like that??? what no mirrors? no friends? come on!!
http://thumbsnap.com/v/95S4kLGl.jpg
just testing ignore me I'm pc challenged *very
Hey, you could run vodka sliders between those things real nicely.
That is if you don't mind your vodka with a hint of sweat and fake tan against a backdrop of the loneliness and desperation of a has-been.
Hey, you could run vodka sliders between those things real nicely.
That is if you don't mind your vodka with a hint of sweat and fake tan against a backdrop of the loneliness and desperation of a has-been.
brent |07.21.06 - 3:36 pm | #
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damn, brent, between your brilliant analogy on the Madonna post and now this, you're totally on fire today, my friend! 
Those balloons are officially deflated. Time for a helium injection.
jeez! lighten up tight asses.. play-doh, plato, play-dildo.. who the f! cares.. we all know what it meant.
depressing? wow, you take life very seriously.
Thanks LA. A kind word is always appreciated. 
i'm melting
those aren't photoshopped, there's a whole series of them.
that's also a congenital deformity called pectus excavatum. she may have fake tits but that's got nothing to do with the cavern in her rib cage.
idiots.
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