Holy Crap that pic is funny!
L. Ron Hubbard is my daddy.
THIRTDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD@
No fucking way! What's next? MOONLIGHTING?
Where's Suri?
GO YANKEES 
Suri's in the egg. She's grade A and makes a hell of an omelet.
it's like he's going out of his way to out-nut himself!
Bwahahahha! They went over the deep end loooong ago. Tom probably programmed Katie to say yes to this film, and everything else in her life. "Yes, Tom" "That sounds excellent, Tom" "You are amazing, Tom"
this is a joke, right? i mean, the picture is hilarious...but the movie?
you. crack. me. up.
excellent photoshop.
when is this wedding ti take place? at the same time suri is presented to the world?
Why dont they do George and Jane Jetson, with Rosie the robot as Suri?
No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, I've picked myself up off the floor.
No way!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, they have officially hired on Kate's old baby sitter Jessica, to care for the tyke who is now closing in on her first birthday. Oops, have I said too much?
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WHAT???
Distresed Jeans, where did you get this info???
BARF!! I refuse to see any of his movies...he's a nutjob.
sad, i am only the second person to think this is a joke.
haha!!! 
Get real that is such a fake entry
Is this for real? Tom Cruise is not a comedian.. wasn't this Mork and Mindy a comedy of some sort?
Oh please, this is obviously fake. for people sick and tired of Tom Cruise they sure do love coming up with fake entries and articles just to start talking about him again.
YAAAAY!! since making a movie with his last wife was disasterous and was the beginning of the end for their marriage one can only hope that this will be the beginning of the end for TomKat, alas i believe this to be only a joke. April Fools day is long passed and its not nice to raise the hopes of those who want this relationship to end. Hell, we all know this isn't gonna last.
I think it's a joke people.
I hope Xenu will make a guest appearance!
This is a joke, right? Yeah, it's a joke. But a funny one!
It would be hilarious, though. Tom would probably think it's a serious biographical drama and play it as ridiculously as he played "The Last Samurai." And Katie will do whatever he says.
"Yes Tom. No, Tom. You're amazing Tom. Really amazing! I love you so much, Tom. It's just amazing. You're so smart, Tom. You're a god in bed, Tom."
"Ew! Yuck! I told you to only say that when the paparazzi are listening! You know it gives me the creeps!"
"Sorry, Tom. You're always right, Tom. You're amazing, Tom..."
hahahahaha, Seven, that kicks ass! Your also right on the money - aside from the being a god in bed part
and who did the photoshop job? its actualy not a bad job compared to most i've seen
Instead of Mork and Mindy call it Mork and Randy (with Tom and Justin Timberlake)....Tom's Gay Fantasy.
Poor Suri. Nowhere to be seen.
If this were to be true it would be FUCKING AWESOME.
Where's Johnathan Winters?...
I'm not even sure if that's fake or not. He's that crazy
OMFG.
distressed jeans, you need to become a regular on this site. so fucking funny.
That pic is priceless. Too friggin funny looking at the Cooz with a hairy chest. You know he probably doesn't have one single hair on his entire bod. Katie probably has more hair on her big toe
Anorexorcist - how come your gravatar is moving? Mine is a gif too but it isn't moving 
What did you do special?
Who The Eff Cares!
I agree with Belinda. I can't see many people, wanting to see this movie. I wonder if Tom will ever show Suri, it makes you think she may not exist.
This "Distressed Jeans" bitch sucks.
Everything is so tongue in cheek that the whole thing feels made up.
EAT ME, WHORE-FACE!!! BRING BACK MICHAEL K!!!!
Seriously, this is a joke right?
This "Distressed Jeans" bitch sucks.
Everything is so tongue in cheek that the whole thing feels made up.
EAT ME, WHORE-FACE!!! BRING BACK MICHAEL K!!!!
Steve-O | 07.21.06 - 9:35 am | #
Now, now play nice! I'm also pretty sure that DJ doesn't give a rat's ass about your psycho tantrum so go put your tongue in someone's cheek
Oh my God--this is too funny..I spit out what I was eating...Spielberg declined to direct saying Tom's too crazy for him to work with...and in exchange for a ride on the mothership! Thanks for the laugh, Distressed Jeans!
Shouldn't the headline read, "Xenu, Xenu?"
Did Spielberg actually say that?? hahaha! Tom's like gonna get blacklisted from Hollywood! haha! I feel bad for Katie though, she has to go down with him. He's a fuckin freak!
I bet Suri ends up being the Anti Christ. Tom is just plain nuts. Any sense that man has gone to mush. He needs help bad. To bad Katie has gone under is brain washed spells. Someone needs to kidnap Katie and detox her of Tom and his stupid mothership scientology crap.
I looked at the calendar and it does NOT say April 1. However....
bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahaha!!!!
That's the funniest shit I've read in weeks!
Tom wishes he had that much chest hair.
Is this shit for real???? WTF?..I'm over it...peace bitches
Tom Cruise playing a retarded alien and Katie Holmes playing a brainwashed slut, wow thats going to stretch there talent.
Is there a part in it for me ?
Suri will be arriving in Mork's Egg pod...
Dsitressed Jeans...you are the best guest poster ever!!!!!!!!
I just read somewhere that J.J. Abrams (director of MI3) is an EX-SCIENTOLOGIST. How the fuck is that possible, since he would be considered an enemy of the worst kind to a real scientologist. Guess it's all about the green
No truth to the rumor that Tom ate Suri, thinking he was eating the placenta!
Nice move. Hopefully it will put an end to both their careers. Don't know about anyone else here, but I am sick to death of TomKat and its devil spawn. As far as Scientology goes, L. Ron Hubbard was a third-rate science fiction novelist who said (paraphrasing) if you want to make money in America, start a religion. And that he did. A religion that has now turned into one fucked up cult. No thanks!
Another remake destined to bomb. But why ruin the joy that is Mork, Tom? Why?
I'm sure MK will be so endeared to you folks being so rude to his guest blogger.Whether it is your type of humor or not isn't quite the point. The point is that you complaining people haven't said ONE funny thing. And you have noxious disgusting energy besides.
KATE has Wonky Eye in that picture.
Steve o/ DJ is a wonderful writer. Better than Mk will ever be. He needs to take lessons from her. DJ, please get a website. There are many people who would love that. I would be a daily reader of yours. Mk, gets to gross, and stupid.
As for Tom, he will flop with this Mork and Mindy movie. He is getting to be like Jenn, box-office flops. They should get together.
Um, DJ HAD a website that I used to visit on a daily basis because it was hilarious. However, she recently stopped blogging to do other things. I miss you, DJ. You're hot, bitch!
I hate to hear DJ doesn't have a website anymore. She is awesome. I love your writing DJ.
Tomcat is remaking a movie. Sounds very boring, with him in it.
god its going to suck HARD
"Xenu-Xenu" - GENIUS, Tiredold whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I couldn't think of a more perfect movie for those two.
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