Good for her
It's not like Madonna is Fiona Apple or anything. She adopts lots of things like hair-lice, death-sticks, books writen by Hall&Oats. Finoa is also adpoting Lindsey Lohan.
oh come on everyone should agree that is so admirable... all celebs should follow this trend... Madonna has certainly come a long way good for her
Madonna is the shit!!! Queen of Pop and soon to be humanity
let me not forget how gorgeous Madonna, Guy, Lola, and Rocco are too.. what a beautiful family... but room for more
I'll opt for making fun of them.
Madge is too vain to have a baby the regular way, which would involve reducing her exercise and stopping her hormone use, so it's adoption for her. Betcha she forgets all about the kid once the adoption craze goes outta style. 
PS, I know I can't be the only one who finds it acutely painful that we're going to have to hear the Queen of Hype's endless babble about Kabbalah sacraments or whatever for the new kid. It's gonna be annoying.
Dear God, make it stop!! I love Madonna, i really do, but i'm tired of hearing about her, and this will mean more interviews on kids and that religion she's into at the moment.
Seven.. she probably cant have kids or is possibly having a hard time trying to conceive the natural way.. she is 47 for god sakes.. and LYNZ sorry but Madonna is relevant and is apart of popculture deal with it... and religions she is into at the moment.. i am sorry but when did she shy away from Kabbalah?
Maybe she can adopt Suri
That's it, I'm engineering a ton of leftover embyonic snowflake children and air dropping them into third world countries, call Angelina Jolie...profit!
doesn't madonna know only third world babies earn you cool points?
^^^^YEAH CAUSE AMERICAN KIDS ARE A BUNCH OF SPOILED BRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jennifer Aniston better start adopting too because Maniston's egs are dried up like Madge. Knowing Maniston she'll probably adopt a rich kid from Malibu. Dumb bitch.
Lourdes looks like she wants to choke a bitch
"Eggs exercised into nonexistence?"
C'mon, the woman is almost 48!
Menopause people!
She's a great performer, but a much older woman. It's very uncommon to concieve at that age.
ugh. she. is. so. ridiculous.
everything she does is desperate.
Haha I love all the stipulations there are!
Bitch is crazy! How many orphans eat organic foods? I mean aren't they just lucky to get a potato every Wednesday and a chicken wing on Monday?
http://thumbsnap.com/v/cnMK4dIf.jpg
Haha I love all the stipulations there are!
Bitch is crazy! How many orphans eat organic foods?
Gaby | Homepage | 07.21.06 - 5:29 am | #
Umm, maybe it's just me, but I think Distressed Jeans is pulling our legs there.
That's kinda sad that she doesn't know her daughter's grade
I know Angelina and Brad adopted Zahara through Catholic Charities out of Waltham, Massachusetts last year. Hmmm...
It is sad she doesn't know her daughter's grade but to give her the benefit of the doubt it is harder to work out because Lourdes goes to a school that uses the french grade system - and that doesn't correspond at all to US or UK grades.
She was born in 96 so she is probably in CM1 [Cours moyen 1]
Yay!
I can't wait for one of the kids to write a "mommy dearest" tell all. You know she's gotta be a complete control freak maniac, a Catholic nun on steroids. No TV, no wire hangers.
I HATE this writer. She thinks she's so cute. Barf. Can't wait for MX to come back.
I saw an interview with this woman 3-4 years ago that made me completely lose it. She was like "the rabbi said I learn the fastest" , 2 minutes later she pulls out of guitar and says "my guitar coach thinks I am a genious". She was so infatuated with herself, I thought she was going to start walking around in fake royal clothing like MJackson.
don't be mean to the writer - shes doing her best
"Madge is too vain to have a baby the regular way"
Actually, I think it's that her eggs are too old. She's going to be 48 next month!!!!!!!!!
What's frightening is that I have a daughter almost the same age as hers, same coloring - and a son from my second marriage, same coloring, as hers. Neither one of my kids looks like me, either.
Anyway, I would never have another kid at her age.....I mean, that puts her into her 70s when the kid is in college. Changing diapers when I am 50?? HELL to the NO.
I love that pic.
I love it, Madonna can have a new kid like that but I can't adopt a kid in Florida. Nothing makes sense.
If she adopts as many kids as she does times she changes religions, she'll have more children than the village Angelina visits in Africa.
9:06-I hope you get to adopt the child in FL. It doesn't sound fair that you can't.
I think it is great, that people are adopting children. There are a lot of children who need a good home.
adopting kids is the new black.
i think if anyone in hollywood had an original thought, the apocalypse would happen and the world would explode.
I really could not care less what Esther does.
I HATE this writer. She thinks she's so cute. Barf. Can't wait for MX to come back.
Anonymous | 07.21.06 - 7:56 am | #
Use a name if you're gonna dog somebody!
I wouldn't try getting pregnant at her age either, I see no harm in her adopting another kid. I don't necessarily like her, but at least as far as I know her kids are cared for. I do know that my 8 yr old would knock people down for Lourdes' wardrobe.
And BTW, Distressd Jeans is the "da bomb"! Hey, girl!!
Taluluah: I am quite certain, she doesn't change any diapers, she just BEARS the children and her staff does the rest!
Love me some Madge!
Anonymous Leave the writer alone, dumbass, btw who is MX?
It surprises me that Madonna would adopt. She seems too full of herself to ever want a child that didn't appear to come from her loins.
But she is obsessed with starting/keeping up with trends so it makes sense she wants to adopt.
I love that picture. It's nice to see kids acting like kids. I wonder what Rocco was teasing Lourdes about...I can just imagine!!!
Ohhhh and Distressed and the other bloggers are doing a great job!! PPL are dumb..if not for them this blog would be shut down and then where would ppl be.
I agree with you Raja!
Gratitude is highly underrated!
is lola trying to choke rocco in that pic?
Rocco's not very cute. She should've had another kid with Lourdes' father.
Rocco looks just like Guy: chip off the old block!
Distressed Jeans rocks!!!!!
Nick - Same sex couples can't adopt in FL.
I find it hard to believe that Madonna knows more than "bonjour" in French. The bitch is so stupid, she can barely speak English in a grammatically correct manner (but with a fake accent, of course).
I sympathize with those gays in Florida who would like to adopt, but cannot. Even more bizarre is that Catholic Charities out of Waltham, Mass., would let Brangelina adopt a kid...let's see, the same organization pulled out of adoptions altogether because it would be forced to allow gays to adopt (and of course, they would not provide a "proper" environment), but two heterosexuals living together without being married is acceptable.
A little hypocritical, here?
Props to Madge for making her little boy look like a nerd/wuss in his white pants and pathetic GAP sweatshirt, and those bowling shoes.
that's a stupid looking cap, too.
Good for her.
I'm trying to be nice today. We'll see how it goes.
Your posts are still terrible, you fucking bitch. GO. AWAY.
the posts are too long..For God's sake, just get to the point!
I hate how Madonna tries to be so pretentious with all her bullshit Kaballah rules and fake accent, etc.
Bitch, you used to work in a Dunkin Donuts. Recognize!
Your posts are still terrible, you fucking bitch. GO. AWAY.
Anonymous | 07.21.06 - 10:41 am | #
the posts are too long..For God's sake, just get to the point!
Myself | 07.21.06 - 10:44 am | #
YES and fix those FUCKING CURLY QUOTES already. How many times do people have to mention it?
the kids are so close that Lourdes is trying to choke her brother in the photo...i'm so sure that those kids want some white trash baby orphan crapping diapers and spitting up bean curd all over their crap... the nannys totally smeak those kids pixie stix!!!
This douche should adopt a personality... and a dentist.
MK, MX whatever.
Distressed Jeans is an asshole. I start reading her posts thinking I'm going to get something clever and realize I'm reading some sophmoric parody of a real story. By then it's too late and I have to wash my eyes from the burning.
She is probably much appreciated with the myspace crowd. SO get back there!
PS its good that there will be an adopted one..thats the one that will write the book...I cant wait til i'm 60 and reading that in my retirement condo!!!
"... shes doing her best"
Ha Ha! Even Distressed Jeans supporters freely concede that her writing sucks. You see, it's not DJ's fault, she's "doing her best"!!!! Sorry, Acid Washed, it's official; you totally blow.
P.S. Watch this: Now all Distressed Jeans lackey's are going to post shit like "D.J.,you're the best" "Too funny" "I love Distressed Jeans".
Poor Lourdes - can you imagine what the other kids tell her about who her mother is? Or does Vadge not allow her to play with other kids?
Love you:
Tajue!!
She is probably much appreciated with the myspace crowd. SO get back there!
Distressed Asshole | 07.21.06 - 11:12 am | #
It's like reading Popdirt. Which is like eating dogshit.
Distressed Jeans is an asshole.
Distressed Asshole | 07.21.06 - 11:12 am | #
Sorry, Acid Washed, it's official; you totally blow.
Tajue | 07.21.06 - 11:16 am | #
If you don't like the guest bloggers, why bother reading? They're doing a great job trying to feed our Dlisted addiction!
If it's that bad, don't come back 'till the 25th.
am i surprised? i wish she would crawl back under the sludge rock in michigan that she came from or back to the UK.
I HATE MADONNA
Can't she just get the kids a fucking dog?
Madonna sucks. She's still famous because of stunts like kissing Brit(when she was still human). She rocked in the 80's, but for me her last good song was in Ray of Light.
I heard her next stunt will be with Jessica and Blohan for MTV awards. Yuck!
Oh, please! Celebrity adoption is the new Teacup dog.
Next year...who knows!
Next year, celebrity fisting.
rocco looks just like his dad
i can't believe how rude some people are!! u are knocking the guest blogger? personally, i like the change up. variety is the spice of life.
My god, can't some of you people leave Jen Anniston out of anything.
to quote distressed jeans "She makes me so sick I could vomit!"
who the fuck names their kid ROCCO?!?
why is she getting props for this? notice she is using the Jolie/pitt lawyer? she see's the pub they are getting and is jealous. Maddona is all about the publcity, that's her whole life, getting attention.
I'm all for adoptions, but I think only people who are actually going tot care for the child should be able to adopt.
Shes just going to ignore the other two while this one is a baby, then when it gets older and less cute she'll send it off to French school and deny it TV n' ice cream too. The nannies will raise it, and the only time it will see Madonna is when she needs a photo-op. She should just give a shitload of money to an orpahnage instead.
Anonymous | 07.21.06 - 11:28 am | #
I keep coming on hoping the owner is back. He's so funny.
who the fuck names their kid ROCCO?!?
blondewithnobrain | 07.21.06 - 2:30 pm | #
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Rocco is a Saint in Italy I think
Celebrity parents, you have to love them! Or desperately make fun of them.
There's also completely ignoring them. Indifference is to people like madonna as garlic and crosses are to vampires.
i think i read on here a while back a comment madonna made about what a horrible un-present parent she is.
what a great reason to adopt!
Would she fucking go away. Beyond bored with this broad.
Ugh, another trend Madge is jumping all over.
At the time Zahara was adopted, AJ was a single mom. It was awhile after being adopted that Brad & AJ began living together. His adoption (through State of California, I think) of Angelina's children is separate from the Catholic organization.
who the fuck names their kid ROCCO?!?
The same hag who names her other kid Lourdes. At least if she adopts, it won't look like her.
Madonna can't stand all the publicity that Angalina's been getting with her baby and adopted brood. She's trying to stay in the spotlight.
3:03am-Why do you always have to diss Angelina. Madge is old enough to be Angelina's mom. Angelina and Brad love their kids. 6:27-You have to bring up Angelina too, Madge will never be the great mother Angelina is.
3:09-Stop whinning, DJ is a great writer. I really like her. 3:09-You're so right, jen will never have a baby. Adopt never. She is too selfish. Whats with cutting Distressed Jeans down? She happens to be a good writer. Mk will be back when he gets back. Btw, 7:00, Angelina's children aren't a brood. They're children. Grow up and stop your insanity. Some of you dlisters need to appreciate the time and effort of DJ.
If this story is true than I'm queen Elizabeth.
People who complain about how hard it is to find a kid to adopt in the US, it may be hard to find a WHITE baby to adopt, but there are plenty of minority babies who need homes but languish in foster care because people don't want brown babies unless they're from exotic foreign countries.
This story is false. She responded yesterday and said she has no plans to adopt. The reason she is speaking with Pitt is to open some schools/nurseries in Africa.
Judy-You seem to be the only one talking about JA. Your comment had nothing to do with the article.
Most people don't like Aniston. For many different reasons. The main one is, she lied about wanting children. Don't worry, she is like Madge she will never have one. If you stop bringing up Aniston, maybe others will too. To the haters of distressed jeans, you people are just jealous of her. I agree, she is a terrific writer. You go girl. Your great.
^ not like skankelina whorelie ever lied. never.
Vadge is going to open schools/nurseries in Africa? If only I could believe that!! Kabbaloney Centres, more like!
i hate this bit*h. why why WHY wont she just disappear??
4:39-It was Jen that lied not Angelina. Get your facts straight. You always bring up AJ on every article about Madge. I agree, Madge will never be a wonderful mom like AJ.
I will believe this when she does. DJ, i agree you are a great writer sweetie. I too wish you had time for your own website. I would be a daily reader. Keep up the great job.
zr | 07.22.06 - 9:37 pm |
^ Fuck off Tammy from VA, aka the brangelina stalker.
Fuck off back to justjared dumb troll.
Rocco looks like a paste eater. And Lola is a mini-bitch. Why would she want to screw up another kid? Oh, because she can. Whatever Madonna/Madge/Esther wants, MME gets. She is so over.
madona is selfish whore i hear she hired this big huge black dude to be lourdes is play mate.and her adopting now whrere was she when her eggs were geting so old oooo wait i know she was looking for more fame and money.god why ooo why is madona still alive ???? waiting for you anser
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