ashlee looks like a supermodel...i still hate her though FAKE FAKE FAKE
First teehee!! That bitch sucks!
xtina looks HOT very few people can get away with that look
Omg Katie holmes!!! Ugh!!!! How'd you write on here? I thought Tom doesn't allow you onto the internet! Grr!
Nightsky...you're a loser and you're not first....maybe in the "special class" you are.......
The outfit is horrible
I'm wearing elf booties and a shirt that reads "I'd like to shit on Ashley Simpsons face." Ironic.
I thought Simpson was a radically slimmed down Mariah Carey, when I first looked!
Christina will always wear brazen ensembles: lord knows she has the body for it - unlike Mariah, who would ALSO choose to wear this outfit!
Hey Ashlee, I heard you have to eat to able to shit.
I keep thinking that Asslee is that blonde Olsen every time I see a pic of her.
I wonder what Papa Joe thinks of that shirt.
Michael K:
I regret to inform you, your website has been hijacked by a talentless hack with a Marilyn Monroe complex... which is odd, as the only commonalities between the screen legend and Acid Washed, are a raging peroxide addiction and a powerful affinity towards Quaaludes.
Ashlee Simpson wearing elf booties and a shirt that reads, "I'm so happy I could just shit!"
Her mother thought so too, that was how Assley was born.
Love me some Julianne Moore but, girlfriend looks fug! Thats what I wore last weekend when I painted my guest room...
B-b-b-but...she is wearing underwear! It's a see-through dress, for Christ's sake. Can't you see them? 
I love xtina and that dress rocks!
dayum, julianne moore looks RUFF!
fuckin man-legs!!
she's still stunningly gorgeous though.
Julianne Moore has man-calves.
I love Julianne Moore. One hot redhead.
actually, the whole look is manly...pretty disgusting
Tajue: private vendetta?? What is your problem? Get over it, you're spoiling the day.
ashlee and christina are so fuckin' hot right now...if they became fuck buddies, i'd shit my pants.
Julianne reminds me of the unwashed throw back hippies that litter the streets of Santa Cruz. Did I say that? My bad.
While Ms. Aquilera can certainly rock this dress, I have limits when you need to bikini wax to wear something such as this.
Asslee at 1st looked like an ana Mariah Carey and those are barftastic. Let's see, 70's hot pants, 80's ankle boots, shirt you would have worn in elementary school....classic look!
Well, well, well - the punk, anti-Britneys turn out to be slave to fashion girly girls rockin designer shit after all. We see you, Avril and Asslee.
Let me tell you, I've seen Julianne Moore at the Chelsea fruit market... she is really plain, and does not dress well, at all!
I guess tons of make-up, designer clothes and hair stylists help alot.
Ashlee's loving that new nose of hers! She has been popping up all over the place lately.
MizRo | 07.21.06 - 12:32 pm | #
So this is a look Ms. Moore sports on the regular? Wow!
Hahaha! Her shirt really does say that, I thought you were joking!
sorry, that Julianne Moore photo totally has to be fake -- no way her body (legs, arms) are that manly.
Mama Roux: love your moniker!! I keep saying it my head...
And YES, this is a daily summer look for her! Seriously 
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mishma | 07.21.06 - 12:25 pm | #
Great comments, mishma. (IMHO, better than the ones in the post itself! 
) I especially enjoyed your comment about Asslee:
Asslee at 1st looked like an ana Mariah Carey and those are barftastic. Let's see, 70's hot pants, 80's ankle boots, shirt you would have worn in elementary school....classic look!
You nailed it! 
what the FUCK are those elf boots Ashlee is wearing? they are horrible alone, forget about with SHORTS.
She's such a fucking moron.
I never did understand "I am so happy I could just shit" Usually when I am happy I may urinate or experience retina leakage, but I don't shit. Now when I am scared or nervous, the colon speaks to me. When I need to shit I am not usually happy, sort of see it as a chore. Afterwards I feel good (knew that I would) but not before...
TMI? You Bet!
MizRo | 07.21.06 - 12:41 pm | #
Thanks, MizRo! 
Damn! I'm sorry to hear that about, Julianne. "Manly, yes! But I like it, too." NOT...
mishma | 07.21.06 - 12:45 pm | #
You're not alone. I never understood that one either.
She still smells like ass.
Irish spring! Bwahahahahahaha!
For the record, Jess told me my outfit was awesome and I could totally pull it off. Do you think maybe she's jealous because I'm so much prettier and stuff now? And like her life is totally falling apart cause of the whole speading her legs behind nicks back thing....And don't tell anyone but I think she looks more like a man now and I notice that daddy has been staring at me alot more (he LOVES my blonde hair). Daddy and I have all this stuff planned and I think Jess is going to have a complete breakdown and then it'll be JUST ME! I deserve this cause I'm so talented. Hmm...maybe I shouldn't take fashion advice from Jess anymore.
I am sorry to inform all of you that those boots are very much in style and will be EVERYWHERE come fall... something fun to look forward to making fun of in the fall.
That's right McSarah - COME FALL, being the operative words.
Not so fetching in the middle of a boiling summer!
fall is fine. they look stupid with rolled denim shorts and a childish tee.
does anyone know where you can get that shirt ashlee is wearing?? thank you
Julianne Moore looks hot for her age.
Ashlee's outfit is cute in a fucked up way.
Christina Aguilera is nothing but a Gwen Stefani wanna be and that red lipstick makes her look trashier than she already is!
Tajue: private vendetta?? What is your problem? Get over it, you're spoiling the day.
MizRo | 07.21.06 - 12:20 pm | #
There goes Miz starting fights as usual. I think Tajue was only kidding and complimenting MK since MK is so much better at the blog thing.
Small twat - you inspire such ennui in me - I am quite sure that you have better matters to tend to then stalking me around and commenting on my comments.
BTW, no one much cares what you think.
this is the first time I have LOVED christina's look. Simply fab.
Tajue needs to seriously lighten the fuck up.
Shut up about DJ already! Okay we get it. You don't like her.
And honestly, you're the only one coming across as an asshole here, not DJ.
Miz you make me laugh my ass off.
Yeah, does anyone know where Ashley got that shirt? I think it's kinda sorta cute! Bitch looks good with her new nose even if I hate admitting it!
except christina can sing so she can do what she likes. she'll be around a long time. and she's classed up her act since getting married. and though i like alot of gwens line, she mixes and matches herself horribly. fashion icon she is not.
When Christina Aguilera classes herself up the world will stop turning. She screams not sings and she looks like a hooker on Hollywood Boulevard. Her husband is nasty too.
THOSE FUCKING BOOTS BETTER NOT BE COMINH BACK. I ROCKED THOSE BOOTS WITH MY SEMI-SHEER LEGGINGS AND MINI SKIRTS BACK IN THE DAY AND I'M NOT DOING IT AGAIN
I have loathed and feared this day would come, the return of the 80's. Now excuse me while I go unlock my gun.
Mishma I think they are coming back in. I saw a picture of Misha Barton with a similar look. I heard the short boots were in for Fall. I think it's a horrible look also!
Mizro:"....you inspire such ennui in me .."
I love you.
Right back at ya, Dolly!! **MUAH**
OMG.....the outfit is down right hilarious--i just can't stop laughing - please somebody help me !
Shit Small Twat, why? WHY?
Do you really have a small twat?
Don't answer that
dang - no new threads - I guess it's a good time to be busy
*Arnold Schwarzteneger (sp) voice* I'll be back.
lol. i was about to argue...but then i thought, someone who calls themselves small twat just wasn't worth wasting brain cells over. lol.
Need New Threads, garghghdg....drooling on keyboard
NO FIGHTING TODAY - IT'S FRIDAY YOU FUCKERS! BE NICE!!!!!
what kind of pussy would you choose ?
mine ?or chris 's ?
i shave pussy like christina
I have to do some lame, bean counting paperwork, feh.
xtina is wearing underwear.you can totally see it.
Julianne Moore is a lesbian in that picture!!!
I miss Michael K!!!
We REALLY could use some new threads......I went to another website and was totally censored and reprimanded. The moderator actually emailed me with the subject line THAT'S NOT NICE!
Anyone that thinks Julianne Moore is good looking needs to wipe the jizz out of their eyes. Puke.
Wow, when did Julianne Moore become a rough looking lesbian?
All these celeb blogs have been really boring lately, especially this one. The guest bloggers seem to be afraid of posting cutting edge comments like Michael K.
God - I really miss that fag.
Anonymous | 07.21.06 - 2:03 pm | #
OMG!!!!! What thread - you must tell me!!! Jerk off moderator!
what *site* rather
http://www.savingfaceforum.com/i...0&
#entry1011207
Real life drama!! Whose side are you on.
Mishma my twat is normal sized. The screen name is in reference to someone else but then I guess I should say big twat instead.
Small twat? twat you say? I know, that was bad. I'm getting giddy and excited about my vaca!!!!!
jeanne | Homepage | 07.21.06 - 1:45 pm | #
You should be ashamed of yourself for using Jeanne Moreau's name! You are not worthy, LaGarce.
THOSE FUCKING BOOTS BETTER NOT BE COMINH BACK. I ROCKED THOSE BOOTS WITH MY SEMI-SHEER LEGGINGS AND MINI SKIRTS BACK IN THE DAY AND I'M NOT DOING IT AGAIN.
mishma | 07.21.06 - 1:17 pm | #
By any chance would you happen to have a picture of yourself rockin' those boots, semi-sheer leggings, and mini skirt? I'll wait for you to post it!!!
Where are you heading off to, NoAnjl?
Wow! Christina looks good in that dress! Actually, it's more than just short, it's a bit see through. I think I see her belly button! LOL She looks happy though. Marriage obviously agrees with here!
Smooches,
GD
I know giddy NoAnjil, altho I am actually dreading this weekend, which is prolly why I took an anti-anxiety pill this am. (Having problems with the familia, stress at work etc.) That stuff either dopes me up or makes me looney...better than feeling a panic attack come on I guess.
OOOOOO OFF TOPIC, CALL THE COMMENT POLICE EMAIL MK....OOOOOO.
Let's see what's appropriate:
Yeah, like Assle looks like trash and Xtina's a whore and something else zzzZZzzzzzZzz yeah, like...
Fuck
Gray Hairs You Know Where | 07.21.06 - 2:09 pm | #
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hey Grey Hairs...about a week ago, my boss was going to say something to me, but instead, stopped, stared, and said, "oh my god. I cannot believe it!" I knew he was referring to the grey hairs I was starting to get (on my head). What a fool. Same asshole who didn't give me the promotion and hefty raise, just gave me more than half the work of the guy leaving, along with my work. Shoot--- I need another job.
holy cow. we're still here? i go out for some chinese that i know will only make me sick for the rest of the day and i come back to the same posts?!
this is a fucking travesty.
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 07.21.06 - 1:59 pm | #
Yeah, I pointed that out earlier. Maybe DJ needs to adjust her monitor?
I hate myself for being on here so much. I won't be able to do it anymore, since I have MORE WORK WITHOUT MORE PAY!!! I hate being a peeon!
I know you're reading this, Distressed Jeans. You're unspeakably terrible at blogging, and that becomes even more apparent when you come to a site that is written by someone who, you know, has a sense of humor that's not stuck in 1994 or thereabouts. Take your shit off the internet and go back to telling jokes to your spawn--at least they'll fake laugh because they know it's the only way you'll feed them.
You're ruining this site. What a "favor" you're doing Michael K.
Fuck you later, bitch!
I'd tell my ass boss "fuck you later, bitch" but he'll ask when.
Anonymous | 07.21.06 - 2:27 pm |
such brave and well thought-out comments from someone who's too lazy, stupid, or scared to fill in their fucking name.
Morticia | Homepage | 07.21.06 - 2:24 pm | #
You said it, girl. WTF is goin' on here?!?! 
yeah! the rest of us use our names ( :lol, why can't you?
holy shit.
i'm reading paperwork directed at a man named Harry Smalls.
can't you just imagine the jokes? i'm surprised he's not a serial killer.
Mama - Avalon, NJ thanks for asking
EddieVH: your post was hysterical my man!!!! Love VH by the way. Rock on brother!
Myself: I hope your boss' tiny peen falls off.
I worked at a pharmacy putting myself through college, and one person's last name was Horny...heehee.
Looks like alot of people forgot to take their meds this morning.
Eww. Asslee makes me throw up in my mouth a little.
What drugs are Ashlee on? She has that stupid smile plastered on her face in all the pics I've seen of her recently. Looks better; but sold out!
Morticia | Homepage | 07.21.06 - 2:30 pm | #
At least it's not Harry Balls!!!!!
all these people talking shit to the guest bloggers are pissing me off. thanks, assholes, now the next time MK goes on a vacay we'll all be left hanging, because if i was any of these guest bloggers, i would never blog here again.
If you crop that pic just right, Julianne Moore looks like a freckled-y dude from the elbows down.
Mm.
Morticia | Homepage | 07.21.06 - 2:28 pm | #
Indeed.
Even though I agree with the general sentiment (sorry but I do--JMO), if not the harshness, goddamn... Way to puss out, Anon!
Dolly, if I had some good shit, I would have no problem taking it.
Alayna aka Aphrodite | 07.21.06 - 2:34 pm | #
Some people seem very unappreciative of the efforts that the guest bloggers.
Why do people get all bent out of shape about guest bloggers? I agree, we'd be left hanging with NOTHING if they weren't around. I crave Dlisted, can't live without it. Let's be nice to our guests, huh? They are doing us a damn favor. Jee-bus.
Anonymous | 07.21.06 - 2:27 pm | #
You're fucking stupid. Why do you care so much? MK will be back soon so you can stop having a seizure now.
What's with the hate towards the guest blogger?
I for one am glad someone's posting. I just got censored at pop***** for no effin reason.
And if it was not for this Jeans person I would have gone one thinking Julianne Moore was a woman.
I'm sure they're not surprised to be getting shit. they're out there - for the world to comment on what they're putting up - just like that whore Paris; she's out there, so she's free game to be insulted, ridiculed, etc. The world and the people in it are not kind.
I think that guest blogger Kelditty is funny and so is Tabloid Whore. DJ isn't that bad. I don't know why anyone gives a shit anyway.
no matter how hard you work, there's always, ALWAYS someone there to piss on it!
NoAnjl's ass on beach tomorrow | 07.21.06 - 2:32 pm | #
Hope ya have a lovely time at the beach!
BTW, I love VH, too--or, at least, DLR-era VH. Their songs kept coming up like crazy when I set my computer to play MP3s on random the other night. Perfect summertime music. :D
Did anyone ever post if they knew where Asslee got her shirt?
Mama Roux | 07.21.06 - 2:39 pm | #
"Running with the Devil" sure brings back so many memories. Albeit 'fuzzy' memories, but memories noetheless.
Amanda | 07.21.06 - 2:36 pm | #
Aww! What about Lahoma? Doesn't she count?
Jeez with the fucking complaining. Someone ragging this week or what? I'm sick and tired of it. If you don't have anything nice to say, shut the fuck up. If you don't like the guest blogger - get the fuck outta here. No wonder I drink!
Dolly Delawennie Grade a Cunt | 07.21.06 - 2:41 pm | #
Did anyone ever post if they knew where Asslee got her shirt?
Small Twat | 07.21.06 - 2:40 pm | #
Just a wild guess but judging by the content, I would say it's Japanese.
NoAnjl, my rootin', tootin' fresh and fruity IHOP breakfast!!
Have agreat time at the beach - have a clam-bake for us! *muah* baby!
Did anyone ever post if they knew where Asslee got her shirt?
Small Twat | 07.21.06 - 2:40 pm | #
A thrift store, maybe?
Mama - thanks hun! Dolly - LOL!
Mama/Dolly - There is only one VH and that is with DLR. Sammy Hagar blew. I met them backstage - DLR had a blonde on each arm. I was way too young to move on him. Shucks.
Hahaha, NoAnjl! That's why we ALL drink.
The way that you losers kiss each others asses is nauseating. This is a haven for fuckwits whom obviously do nothing at their respectivive jobs all day. My money says you're all sitting at home on the dole, getting shit and cooze juice all over your parents' keyboards. Grow up and get a fucking clue or better yet, Fuck Off.
MizRo - my chocolate chip pancake with whipped cream and a cherry on top! Thanks my love! You know I will miss you bitch! And I will have my clam baked...errr..I mean, I will get half baked...oh, just forget it.
asslee looks like mischa barton. her mouth keeps getting bigger, too. My mom was right all this time...you keep making silly faces, it will stay that way. hmmm, wonder what she would've not so much to make her mouth bigger...
truth be told | 07.21.06 - 2:48 pm | #
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FOR YOUR GOD-DAMN INFORMATION, I JUST GOT A HEFTY PROMOTION WITHOUT THE HEFTY RAISE, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT NOT GETTING THE JOB DONE!!! THESE ASSHOLES DESERVE IT.
truth be told - then just what are YOU doing here? *mwuah*
NoAnjil - getting dumber by the second.
Amanda - bottoms up to my ass kissing loser cooter juice maker friend!
I can't go to the beach this weekend, like a dumbass I waited until yesterday to try to get a room and I am not even going to try to drive over the hilkl, car will proabably blow up from the starting/stopping.
So I will stay at hoome, imbibe copious amounts of malted beverages and try to read something.
The way that you losers kiss each others asses is nauseating. This is a haven for fuckwits whom obviously do nothing at their respectivive jobs all day. My money says you're all sitting at home on the dole, getting shit and cooze juice all over your parents' keyboards. Grow up and get a fucking clue or better yet, Fuck Off.
truth be told | 07.21.06 - 2:48 pm |
yes, and you sound like the epitome of life satisfaction. why the fuck would you care if we do nothing at our jobs? if that were true, we wouldn't have jobs - which would allow bitter, non-sensical imbicils like yourself the opportunity for gainful employment...but we all know that wouldn't happen. you're too busy being angry at your mother because she didn't hold you enough. go back to wacking off to bad porn and stop boring us with your sad little tantrums.
Yeah, what are YOU doing then, truth be told? At least we're making money...you're the one sitting around doing jackshit aside from going postal on a bunch of "fuckwits". Lord.
truth be told | 07.21.06 - 2:48 pm | #
I don't agree with you but I don't think people should trust certain people so easily.
Thanks to the people who answered my shirt question. I just think the shirt is cute.
New post please!
Mama/Dolly - There is only one VH and that is with DLR. Sammy Hagar blew. I met them backstage - DLR had a blonde on each arm. I was way too young to move on him. Shucks.
NoAnjl's ass on beach tomorrow | 07.21.06 - 2:45 pm | #
You're goddamn right!
That's cool that you met them backstage, too.
Have you seen DLR recently, though? OMG, I saw him on Conan O'Brien singing "Jamie's Crying" in a smarmy lounge singer voice with musical accompaniment from a bluegrass band that looked/sounded fresh out of a county fair! I walked out of the room laughing. I couldn't take it.
I can never understand a person's logic when they come on a message board and harsh on the people there? What do these people want what do they expect? Truth be told, IMO, these are the drooling simians they shove back in the office for data entry
Bottoms up, NoAnjl!
I meant I don't get why some of you people trust certain people.
Mishma where do you live that has a beach?
aww...truth be told? 2:48...no friends have you? that's a shame. well keep being as charming as you are and i'm sure people will line up in droves to be your buddy.
I live in Northern Califonia, in the South Bay, the city of Campbell to be exact.
Santa Cruz is over the hill. It is a pretty trecherous highway (17) and steep grades, narrow lanes. Then you have the daredevil teenagers in their chevy valiants trying to be cool.
It's not worth it.
Mishma isn't Northern California cold sometimes? I could be wrong I have never been to the northern part of the state. I heard it's beautiful though.
Yes, we have the coldest oceans but this weekend is going to be a record breaking heat wave, something like 105-110 where I live so the beach will be 80 or so.
Mama - Dear Lord, I know. Sammy and Dave got in a fight and Sammy said that Dave used to put on that spray on hair shit. Can you imagine if he jumped up in the air spread eagle now? He'd probably shit himself! waaaaa, just hold on to the memories girl! good times, good times.
My mom was wearing boots like that when I picked her up from LAX last week. But she was coming off a 14 hour flight after a 3 week tour of Europe.
And they were white. And fuzzy.
I read some others posters comments about the guests bloggers and I wasn't ragging on them with all that acerbic vitriol...
I'm just saying MK would have used the expressions; Slut, Bagina or Paris Hilton has a disease-ridden ass...at least once or twice.
When these celebrities screw-up they deserve no mercy.
Oh, and they had bunny faces.
NoAnjl ~ who is that on your avvie? YUMMY!!!
Near Aptos, Mishma? My BFF lives in Aptos. Her hubby bought her a Miata for her birthday last year. Now I hate her.
Did someone want to see pics of me in my halcyon 80's HS flaming youth?
You gotta pay for that shit, brother, I will have my myspace enabled with paypal soon.
Watch for it.
Yeah Jeez, Aptos is on the other side of SC. I don't go to those beaches too often, I will go to Capitola instead. Capitola tho is a raging wanna be hipster scene with some hard core bikers and screaming brat families peppered here and there. Sigh. Can you tell that I don't like big crowds?
MISHMA GO CHAT SOMEWHERE THE FUCK ELSE>>>STAY ON TOPIC!!!
jj - ty - Jason Lewis (Samanatha's boyfriend on Sex and the City)
Enjoy girlfriend>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Patty Cake | 07.21.06 - 3:10 pm | #
Thus proclaims Patty Cake, whose entire contribution to this topic is that Julianne Moore looks lesbian.
JeezeLouise: those boots sound cool!
NoAnjl's ass on beach tomorrow | 07.21.06 - 3:13 pm | #
Yeah, mom rocked the little pink noses on those slippers!
You friggin HICKS go chat on my space this is for the TOPIC... stay wherever the fuck nowhere places you are from...if your not from LA or NY fuck off!!! STAY ON TOPIC>>>STOP CHATTING ON HERE!!!
Shut the fuck up and pattycake who are most likely the same person and probably also post as someone whose names starts with M need to cut the shit. Why do you care if it's not always on topic? There are not enough posts right now to stay on topic you stupid twats!
Julianne Moore = Blohan in 20 years.
"I'm so happy I could just shit!"
They allowed her into the Ritz Carlton?
at least Patty Cake knows what the hell she is saying,...and not the weather!! She is a hot shit and works in the industry and knows way more than any of you fuckin chatty rednecks do... now take her advice and stay on topic...none of us care about your weather and lame loser locations
Asslee & Jess take turn`s sitting on daddys face!
OK PATTY CAKE & STFU, DAZZLE US WITH YOUR WITTY, IRREVERENT OBSERVATIONS OF THE CELEBRITIES PICTURED IN THIS PARTICULAR TPOIC. I EXPECT ORIGINALITY. I EXPECT NOTHING LESS THAN BRILLIANCE. LET'S SEE HOW FUCKING AWESOME YOU ARE. I'M WAITING....
SHUT THE FUCK UP | 07.21.06 - 3:19 pm |
go stick that dick back in your mouth.
shoo
Shut the fuck up and Patty are the same twat.
mishma | 07.21.06 - 2:52 pm | #
Aww, that sucks. Well, there's always next weekend--however far away that may seem at the moment ().
I'm going to see Jack White's new band, the Raconteurs, play at the Warfield tomorrow night. They better be good, too. I went to see Gnarls Barkley at the Fillmore on Tuesday and they didn't even do the fucking soundcheck until an hour after they should've already been onstage playing. Eventually, everybody started booing periodically. It was awful; the Fillmore was like a super-heated sauna with all those people crammed in there. Yuck. It was another 30+ minutes before they finally got their asses onstage, offered a half-assed apology and opened with Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" (which was awesome but damn!). I think what finally got them out there was when we all started chanting "bullshit! bullshit!" We had to leave like five songs in--at which time they should've been finishing up their show--because it was a "school night." It was like, Thanks for the blueballs, you fucking jerks! I was so excited about that show, too. I would *love* to know what exactly made them keep the audience waiting for nearly two hours. This was the first show of Gnarls Barkley's very first US tour. Gee, what a brilliant start! WTF?!
SHUT THE FUCK UP | 07.21.06 - 3:14 pm | #
Fuck you too! Who the fuck made you boss? I'm not from NY or LA and I'm not going anywhere. We were all having fun until you started shit - why don't YOU leave? Maybe you need to get laid cause you're fucking miserable. Bite me.
Uh oh! Patty Cake is gonna be so mad at me for that post.
"lame loser vacations" - you are a fucking snooty bitch Cinderella.
Shut the fuck up and Patty are the same twat.
Small Twat | 07.21.06 - 3:21 pm | #
Seriously. Like we wouldn't have ">>>" noticed.
*locations* grrrr, I will not let bitchface get me mad.
Ya all you crackers in here are "IRRITATING"!
Mama Have fun tomorrow bitch, even though you won't be with Shut the Fuck Up in her grand part of the world!
Thanks, NoAnjl!
I don't mind your off topic stuff. I enjoy it. Shut the fuck up/Patty Cake is a pyscho. Don't worry about it.
Off topic stuff is the best. We's all friends here, except for those that choose NOT to be. Eff off!
mishma | 07.21.06 - 12:25 pm | #
Hah, this made me laugh out loud. Sooo true. I went to school at UC Santa Cruz! Whats your connection to that 'lovely' town?
Did someone want to see pics of me in my halcyon 80's HS flaming youth?
You gotta pay for that shit, brother, I will have my myspace enabled with paypal soon.
Watch for it.
mishma | 07.21.06 - 3:07 pm | #
I'm heading over to COSTCO right now to buy a case of hand lotion!!!
STFU-are you retarded? Do you know where I live? I live in the most expensive housing market in the nation. I am really sorry that you live in Detroit and are bitter about that but don't harsh on us for your lot in life
oh i am sorry you are right Patty Cake I am a dumb bitch from the stix and my friends are losers from nowhere...i'm going to stuff a fake cock in mymouth and go fuck off with my pals now...at the beach...with small twat the ugly bitch from nowhere!
Eddie you're a fucking pig - I think I'm in love.
cheers to my off topic sistas!
Suri, I live 20 minutes away from SC
mishma | 07.21.06 - 3:38 pm | #
I'm smiling at you with my one snaggle tooth!
Mama you so pissed off the on topic people Oooooo you gon' git it. BTW, I haven't good luck with shows at the Fillmore. Hope jack White does it for you Mama!
i am stupid
i'm fat
MISHMA GO CHAT SOMEWHERE THE FUCK ELSE>>>STAY ON TOPIC!!!
Patty Cake | 07.21.06 - 3:10 pm | #
Hey Patty Cake - Calm down! You're starting to cramp my style.
I wish I could write!
God damnit if you are going to impersonate me, do it right.
Actually, great job!!!!!
Mishma i was getting ready to compliment you on your detroit comment because I thought it was funny and then you dissed me by calling me the ugly bitch from nowhere. I am on your side! What the fuck?
Oh sorry Mishma. That wasn't you. Your Detroit comment was hysterical though! Thumbs up!
Ba ha ha ha you all suck!!
I actually fornicate with my pets
Thought I'd beat you to it.
Oh and I masturbate with my toilet scrubber, it's hot!
hey mishma I live in Beaufort!!!!!
I love you Patty Cake you are hilarious!!!!
mishma will you fuck my boyfriend while i watch?
Patty cake makes me wet
with vomit
i'm fat
NoAnjl's ass on beach tomorrow | 07.21.06 - 3:41 pm | #
MY FIRST POSER!!! YAHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! THAT JUST MADE MY DAY!!!! THANK YOU POSER! XOXOXOXO
Only if he shoves it up my ass, patty cake, I mean, small twat.
Mishma, that wasn't me. Can't prove it because I have no avatar but it wasnt me.
Better buy a crate of that shit Eddie.
I love you Patty Cake you are hilarious!!!!
mishma | 07.21.06 - 3:45 pm | #
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mishma will you fuck my boyfriend while i watch?
small twat | 07.21.06 - 3:46 pm | #
awwww, the poser didn't just single me out. Damn. Ummm, we all have avvie's dumbass.
Mishma look at the times of the posts. You will see above I posted at the same time as the fucked up Patty cake etc. which is impossible to do if you are the same person. This sucks.
Speaking of Santa Cruz. I haven't been there for a long time. I almost went to UCSC but decided on UCSB instead. I miss all those left-over hippies, freaks, runaways and vampires!!!
I'll be visiting a relative next week in Los Gatos, maybe I'll come back through that way and check out the boardwalk.
I know it wasn't you Small T
mishma its me...i just decided I hate you
Someone tell Christina that wearing that much makeup a) is unnecessary anydamntime, but especially when you are in your 20's and b) makes her look like a tranny. She's just so classy, the caked on makeup is really detracting from her inner beauty and effortless chic. Oh, and she looks like a whore.
Seriously Patty Cake...lets be friends..truce..do you really live in SC? I want to watch you....
You stupid dumbass, I have an avatar and you call me a dumb redneck. Christ.
Get creative, you are disappointing me with this pedestrian childish trolling.
hey whale on the beach or whatever your name is ..why didnt you tell me you were fat???? jeez and i 've been fantasing about you being hot!!! Bummer...oh well i will keep typing off topic and making Patty Cake mad its fun!
Mishma,
When the novelty of working at a real job, in a real office with 'big people' eventually wears off, that would be a good time for you to commence commenting on this site. You're so impressed with your sad self, I'm embarrassed for you.
oops my avatar is broken!
ok i'll do some work at my job,,,oops i dont have one...maybe i will get hired as a writer!!
Tajue / patty cake / Imitator
Are you the bitter people that left / got kicked out of Dlisted?
Or worse, are you La Garce?
Mama you so pissed off the on topic people Oooooo you gon' git it. BTW, I haven't good luck with shows at the Fillmore. Hope jack White does it for you Mama!
mishma | 07.21.06 - 3:40 pm | #
Ooh, yeah. He always does it for me.
oops my avatar is broken!
mishma | 07.21.06 - 4:03 pm | #
Get real, asshole!
Ashlee is vomit, smelly ugly vomit!
I'm holding Suri Cruise in my arms right now...she's crying...
Legarce/Patty cake/Tajue/imitator/fake small twat/fake mishma are all one person who enjoys arguing with itself.
Hi Tajue? Please um, EAT ME.
Oh and why don't you go do all the important stuff that you do instead of posting on here? Why do I piss you off? Why do you care?
I actually fornicate with my pets
Thought I'd beat you to it.
mishma | 07.21.06 - 3:43 pm | #
OMG! Your avatar is from one of your pet orgies, isn't it? ISN'T IT???
You are so busted, mishma. I'm tellin'! :o
i hate ashleys fake hair! i hate these new hair extentions the olsens are wearing and Ashley. They are just too long and they look fake!! i dont care if they are off the head of a russian peasant....they look fake ... tshirt is funny though.
It's so weird that after Asslee got plastic surgery she's featured all over the place. I thought people didn't care about her talentless ass. Same for her stupid sister. Most of the pictures I've seen of her is about her walking the streets or shopping.
Christina A. is a beautiful girl most of the time but a wrong photo can sometimes make her look like Hatchett Face from Cry Baby!
Christina is hot shit. When Bebe decided on Misha Barton to be "the face of Bebe" they seriously got it wrong.
I remember when stars looked like stars, not tramps from the gutter.
They all look like they should be eating government cheese.
i'm looking at ashlee an i want to shit...
oh, ashlee, that shirt is sooooo punk.....*barf*
Peace
I can not stand this bitch, I want to throw her out of a window.
gross shirt, ashlee
should read: i'm so plastic i can't shit.
"Ashlee Simpson wearing elf booties and a shirt that reads, "I'm so happy I could just shit!" She makes me so sick, I could just vomit!"
Word.
Ashlee Simpson is a low-class little tramp with very little talent. She is a pig just like her sister.
I predict asslee simpson will be unhappy once again in 1 month and get some more plastic surgery.
I do think Ashlee has the best nose job I've ever seen.
Julianne Moore is gross - she could at least groom herself a little.
Where the hell is she off to? Cracker Barrel?
Tajue roots through dumpsters looking for food. "Oo! There's one with some meat on it."
Loser.
Man, I really hate to cut anyone down...But!! Julianne Moore looks like a slightly older Lindsay "MORGAN" Lohan
Did anyone ever post if they knew where Asslee got her shirt?
Small Twat | 07.21.06 - 2:40 pm | #
DEATHROWTSHIRTS.COM
the first picture- if you crop the head off, it's totally a man.
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