OMG, my very first FIRST!!!
Alyssa is looking fugly, she's not 14 anymore!
lame 2nd
At least Distressed Asshole kept her dumbass comments to a minumum this time.
"Bai Ling is so hot, I can't stand it."
Word!
This just might be her hottest, most elegant ensemble yet!!!
*minimum
Nicky's looking a little puffy.
someone throw the tiny pirate a sandwhich and a t-shirt
I love Pippi. Is that wrong?
At least Lindsay can exit a vehicle without flashing her cootch for the cameras.
i don't find nicky hilton attractive AT ALL. She has beety little eyes, a big hook nose, puffy face, bad extensions.......uggh
Bad writer | 07.21.06 - 6:37 pm |
Too bad the same can't be said for your stupidass comments.
At least NickyO is doing something besides whoring. 
ByeByeling! 
go back to painting hermit crabs.
Gwen is perfection!
and what is Alyssa 12?
LA TRUIE IS NOT THE LA GARCE(2 DIFFERENT IP ADDRESS)
AND LA TRUIE IS BANNED=
http://jeannemoreaux.hautetfort.com/
HAVE FUN !
Bad writer behave your ass!
nicky is just as unfortunate looking as paris...her eyes are way too close together...atleast i haven't seen a picture of her sucking off some random guy....
bai ling..i have no good words to say about her....
O, Nicky Nicky Nicky. O no. Say it isn't so.
(and dayum... she kinda fugly up close, ain't she?)
What's sadder than Paris Hilton?
Being Paris's less well known, uglier, and equally as stupid sister...
I do believe that is a bottlecap in Bai Ling's belly button. Shame...
Nicky is opening her own hotel?? Damn, where does she get her money??
I do believe that is a bottlecap in Bai Ling's belly button. Shame...
Cissy Struta | Homepage | 07.21.06 - 7:16 pm | #
Damn, it would take some serious abs to be able to open a bottle with your belly button!!
I think Bai Ling is hot. She's a freak, that's why she's so great.
alyssa thinks women will want to buy that shit she is wearing. whatever fuglerina!
Bai Ling is so fucking crazy, I'm starting to like her. She's hilarious!
Nicki looks like Tara Reid in this picture, ghetto titties and all.
Bai Ling looks like a skinny little AIDS virus in search of an asshole.
Lindsay/Rose seems to have something dripping down her leg.
Gwen looks like my Baba's couch in that dress and cheapass flip-flops. So she has on full war-paint - so fucking what?
Alyssa - and her pathetic overacting - belong on a fucking soap opera.
that mosquito ad is FUCKING ANNOYING
God I love Bai Ling! Freakin' train wreck that she is....
Lohan looks like she's waiting for shift change down at the docks so she can make some extra blow money.
I fucking wish la garce were gone. he hadn't been posting much since mk was in europe, which further fuels the speculation - even in my mind - that mk is, in fact, la garce or he knows who is.
la garce is the reason I don't come here anymore. it really is the only reason, in fact. I hate him, I despise him. all of you newer folks who don't know who he is, don't even bother trying to make him go away. he won't listen to you. he is insane.
but if I were running my own blog, and everything were in MY control, and some ass chunk like la garce came on and was bugging everyone and annoying everyone and making hateful horrible comments and just generally being a stupid asshole... I would get rid of him. it's not that hard to block someone, MK. I don't care what you say. you're smarter than that.
but hey, it's your blog, not mine. do as you will. I just miss my friends here. and I miss being excited to come to dlisted every day. it's very disheartening. still.
have a good weekend, everyone.
alosha | Homepage | 07.21.06 - 8:12 pm | #
alosha | Homepage | 07.21.06 - 8:15 pm | #
Get off your pedestal! What you just wrote is one of the whiniest, self-martyring pieces of tripe I've read in weeks. You can't let people like the Le Garce troll run you off, that's childish, and what you posted here and in other threads is just as bad. This is NOT your diva moment. Grow up a bit, will ya?
BAD pic of Nicky!
I love Gwen, buy YES, she does look like shit some of the time.....her outfits and hair can look fucked up.
Have you noticed lately that Alyssa Milano isn't looking so hot.
In that photo she is definitely not having a Milano Moment.
why is alyssa trying to rock the wednesday addams look?
At least Hohan isn't pulling a Paris.. *rolling eyes*
Gwen gave me mono in 1995. It was so worth it!
it's so obvious that bai ling is auditioning for pirates of the caribbean III.
Damn - I thought Alyssa was Kylie Minogue at first. Does that make Alyssa look old or make Kylie look young? *takes another drink of martini and ponders deeply*
i don't find nicky hilton attractive AT ALL. She has beety little eyes, a big hook nose, puffy face, bad extensions.......uggh--------
you took the words right out of my mouth. never thought she was pretty, and besides all the stuff you mentioned, her eyes are too close together, plus beady.
/slow clap begins for Tired Old Whore.
hmm bai ling.. i'd hit it
with a steel pipe
Okay, I actually have an honest question.
Why is Bai Ling famous?
Why is Bai Ling famous?
it must be due to some desire of females to be whores, or for guys to have whores. the same reason parisite is famous.
Maybe Bai Ling is "famous" because people like to look at funny cartoons.
maybe we just love to hate some people. i love to hate the parisite.
good ol' parasite. can't have a hating party without inviting her.
"Alyssa Milano, leave the braids to Pippi Longstocking please! From the braids down she looks like Tara Reid!"
Dear Stirrup Pants,
We need to talk. Please take a moment to reread your quote from today's Alyssa Milano post; I'll wait..... Okay, now do you see how stupid your writing is? It's so banal, it's offensive. The Pippi Longstocking reference wasn't funny, and the Tara Reid reference made me long for the Pippi Longstocking reference because -- as hard as this is to believe -- you actually got LESS funny. I know! I didn't think you could possibly disappoint me further, but there you have it. You truly are not cut out for this kind of activity. Please leave the writing to those with the wry wits, a.k.a. Not You.
P.S. Is any of this getting through to you yet, Osh Gosh B'gosh? For your sake and mine, I hope so.
Shoot, I'd love to have a body like Bai Ling.
Nicky Hilton always has bitch face on, even when she's smiling. Makes me wanna slap that snotty look right off her face. And she has bad extensions, you can totally tell where her real hair stops and the extensions start.
I used to think Alyssa Milano was pretty, but the arm hair.....
Thanks for the feedback on my question: Why is Bai Ling famous? But I'm serious! I'm not trying to make a statement about how she's done nothing,
I just wanna know:
What has Bai Ling actually DONE to be "famous?"
Seriously!
.Ilaria.Meira.
i'm not 100% sure this is corret, but i think it's because of the crazy outfits that she wears, and the fact that she shows up at tons of events where she knows her picture will be taken. kinda the same way the hilton sisters became well known.
SASSY, GO HOME!!!!!
Bai's hair color isn't the only thing that isn't natural ...her orange skin is a fright!
SASSY, GO HOME!!!!!
Anonymuse | Homepage | 07.22.06 - 2:33 am | #
Ok, mom. 
Really? She hasn't done any movies, TV, advertising, pop-music, or modeling? How does she get into these events? Is she a rich socialite or something? WTF? I thought she had to at least done something...
*sigh* What't the gossip here? they're all just talentless people and I don't care about either one of them.
Bai Ling is an actress, starred in "The King and I" or whatever the movie with Chow Yun Fat and Jodie Foster was called. I think she got famous when she was part (or even president?) of the jury of the Berlinale in 2005. She wore the craziest (sluttiest) outfits. I think she's hot!
Nicky hiltons hair extentions look terrible!! They don't even look the same colour...she'd look so much better with shorter hair.
Tajue | 07.22.06 - 1:01 am | #
I've said it once but I obviously need to say it a bazzilion times. Stop insulting the guest bloggers. Go and get a life until Michael K comes back.
Bloody hell, I'm sick of people on the comments being so self righteous. If you're so good at writing bitchy comments why don't you have your own blog, then wait with baited breath until MK's next holiday so you can impress us all with your sparkling wit.
Good call shutUP!!!!
Seriously, MK could've left us with NO updates at all, and he would've been perfectly entitled to.
But he VERY KINDLY arranged for some friends to baby sit his blog, and try to keep the spoilt brats entertained.
You have NO RIGHT to sit their bitching about the guests. If you think they suck, then just fuck off!!!
I doubt you'd be missed anyway
Actually I find:
P.S. Is any of this getting through to you yet, Osh Gosh B'gosh?
Tajue | 07.22.06 - 1:01 am | #
a hella lot funnier than Distressed Asshole. I WOULD read his/her blog if he/she had one.
I hate preachy, kitten poster 'hang in there baby' people like you. Seriously, your goody-goody post sounds like something from a Canadian afterschool special.
"I'm sick of people on the comments being so self righteous."
Why are you even posting here? The owner is mean spirited and funny! That's WHY people come here. Do yourself a favor and return to the Britney Spears fanpage and jerk yourself off into a frenzy.
"But he VERY KINDLY arranged for some friends to baby sit his blog, and try to keep the spoilt brats entertained."
Do you think he did that out of kindness? Gimme a break. It's about the advertising, duh. He has to have the site going or he loses revenue.
seriously, who is it besides their parents that think the hilton sister are even semi-close to good looking? Nikki has a very unfortunate looking face. kind of reminds me of Mr.Ed. and her nose is almost as hooked and ugly as paris's.
i think they get their ugly noses from their moms side of the family.
I have not seen so much fug and skank (except for Gwen and her family, which is not) in this entire week.
Still, la garce is better than that fucking cunt mouse any day.
You'd think Nicky could afford better extensions.
I think Nicky Hilton's hotel is going to fail.
looking at the pic of bai ling, i now know where the inspiration for the phrase "dirty pirate hooker" came from....
"But he VERY KINDLY arranged for some friends to baby sit his blog, and try to keep the spoilt brats entertained."
Let me get this straight: Denim Whore is consistently wasting my time with her ill conceived 'commentary', causing me great duress by haphazardly inflicting boredom on me, and I should be GRATEFUL? Well, congratulations, 'annoying...', you are as absurd as Wrangler's Relaxed Fit is not funny.
Alyssa had a lot of work done, when on a talk show not long ago, she looked like a completely different person then the face we remember, a whole new face.
That Gwen is looking great. And I like that fact that she always has her baby, and her husband by her side. That's the kinda relationship I like to see. So good for her!
Nicky Hilt is fucking gross. She needs to fix her eyes. And drop the shitty attitude. I don't like Paris, but between the two I prefer her. Did you guys see her on Project Runway? She was such a snobby shit! They don't even have THAT much money. There are billionaires who aren't nearly as cunty as she pretends to be.
Can you actually come up with a REASON to dislike DJ? Because most of the time it seems to be broccoli complaints -- "I just don't like her."
That said, I have a guilty fondness for Bai Ling. I wouldn't call her a train wreck, because she doesn't seem to be wrecking herself or in a downward spiral. But I do like her because she is utterly unpretentious about her crazy outfits and getting attention by wearing them.
Alyssa Milano has always had the worst smile. She has a nasty overbite or something. I can't quite put my finger on it but it bugs the shit out of me.
The fact that two fugly skanks like Nicki and Paris have access to anything they would like to do be it designing handbags, record music, or acting in movies just because of who they proves that life is unfair. If these two weren't born to the money that they have, no one would give these two the time of day. Neither have talent or looks, just a waste of skin
From top to bottom:
Hatchet Face
Crazy Face
Coke Face
Spackle Face
Goon Face
bai ling looks like she could afford to gain a few pounds, yuck x.x
Ok so I am trying my new Gravatar...
wtf?
Dam, the first 3 bitches are just human condoms
gwen needs tons of makeup to look like anything, ever see her withit it, shes ugly as shit
Annoying preachy jackoffs | 07.22.06 - 7:31 am | #
You're such a knob-end.
I didn't tell you to "hang in there". I told you to fuck off!! if you don't like the site at the moment don't visit, simple as that. Comprende foolio?
I DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE THINK BAI LING IS GOOD LOOKING!!
IS IT THE SAME PERSON POSTING THAT SHE IS HOT?
GIME ME A BREAK PEOPLE!
SHE IS A STICK WITH A FACE THAT IS TOO WIDE AND SHAPED LIKE A MOOM.
SHE HAS NO ASS AND ISJUST BONES.
I AM FASCINATED THA TRULY STUNNING WOMEN LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE AND BEYONCE ARE DISSED AND ATTACKED ON THIS SITE YET BAIL LING IS ALWAYS CONSIDERED HOT.
THIS IS A JOKE RIGHT? YOU ALL CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
BAIL LING IS TRASH, NO TALENT, NO RESUME, NO TITS, NO ASS, AND JUST ANNOYING.
CAN WE STOP GETTING POSTS ABOUT HER ALREADY????
Still, la garce is better than that fucking cunt mouse any day.
Anonymous | 07.22.06 - 9:15 am | #
Amen to that!
L-Lo is sitting in an old Chevy truck, not a van.
Attn: ShutUP
"...so you can impress us all with your sparkling wit."
I've never claimed to have a "sparkling wit" -- you did. So, I thank you for the compliment; but to be honest, your opinion really means nothing to me. I have an autistic cat that's smarter than you. Mostly, I'm just amazed you can read at all. You should peruse the comments you've posted on this site, they're really very pathetic. When you're not busy contradicting yourself, you go after other commenters who are actually ON YOUR SIDE. You. Are. A. Dimwit.
^ why don't you STFU and not come here every day if you don't like the guest bloggers? stupid bitch.
i bet you're the kind of psycho who purposely steps in dog shit just so you can bitch about it. get a life moron.
omg I thought that was Kylie Minogue before she lost her hair.
Bai Ling is FUG!
Why is BAi ling acting like a celeb? That hoe should be delivering my beef and broccoli
"Let me get this straight: Denim Whore is consistently wasting my time..."
Bwah ha ha! She's wasting your time?! Isn't that the point of these gossip blogs? If your time is so precious, please do us all a favor and leave.
Thanks to all the guest bloggers, incl. Distressed Jeans, for keeping this site up and running during MK's vacation!
_________
Has anyone seen photos of Nikki Hilton when she was a kid, pre- hair extensions, makeup, etc? I think they showed them on an E True Hollywood show or something. She is FUGLY.
_______
Poofy Pants- LOVE your avatar or whatever it's called.
Still, la garce is better than that fucking cunt mouse any day.
Anonymous | 07.22.06 - 9:15 am | #
Amen to that!
methree | 07.22.06 - 3:39 pm | #
OK, so obviously don't care for Mousie but worse than fucking LA GARCE? Please. Lay off the crackpipe already!
Oh, and I have occasionally been wearing my hair in pigtail braids lately because of the hot weather...but now that I see Alyssa and how lame she looks, I am foresaking the hairstyle!
when did nicky o turn into tara reid?
Me too on the pigtails,my hair was short and now growing out.But what happened to Milano's face? How bout her nostrils? lay off the lines.horseface. ha ha. jokes,just jokes. People go off on a bitch just for making jokes.
In this pic of Lindzz she reminds me of britney spears. and alyssa has had something done to her beak.
Lohan lookin like she just got done.
whats the word . . . ho.
whats happend to nicky she looks like she ate one of her hotels
attn: Tajue | 07.22.06 - 4:39 pm | #
You seem a bit confused as I have only made 1 other post on this site. And I didn't say anything about "you" having "sparkling wit". It's called sarcasm, something you are obviously unfamiliar with.
Plus it was low of you to bring autism into the discussion.
I shall not be responding any further to your purile comments as you clearly lack the acumen to understand anything other then your own twisted thought process.
You made me laugh though. Dimwit. lol.
How was your visit to Dictionary.com, shutUP? Learn much? I want to thank you for choosing to ignore my comments from now on. It's a good thing. You didn't understand what I wrote anyway.
P.S. I'd write something about the irony of the instigator (you) acting as though I wrote first; but let's face it, all meaning would be lost on you. Seriously, I expect you keep your promise, and stop posting inane reponses to my comments. They have nothing to do with you.
Nikki is a mess. With all of that money, she should not be looking this bad. What's up with the redneck rosacea? Can't you buy some Dermablend or Bare Minerals to cover that shit? I don't think her extra weight looks bad at all but did she get those horrible extensions done by Britney's hairstylist (her mom)?
Why are Bai Ling's bitties so low? I'm so sick of her stupid outfits. It doesn't make her "eccentric" or "interesting" or "avant-garde". Bjork's outfits are those things and she's always getting slammed. Bai Ling is just a crazy bitch who's convinced herself that she's hot shit. With that attitude, she convinces some of the public to agree with her. Think it, be it, and it is so.
I've got my people shooting hat on rightnow and I'm locking Blohan in the cross hairs. Sigh...if only.
I like that Gwen isn't all glammed up rightnow because she's actually being a mother and not having some Mexican lady carry the baby around for her. But the long dresses are so boring already.
I agree with whoever said that Alyssa looked like Kylie Minogue. Wear a bra, Samantha! Didn't Tony teach you to accessorize better than those Dollar Tree hoop earrings?
ALYSSO Looks like a drag queen on crack and Nicky..poor girl - she can't get a job w/o using daddy's money or lying on her back with her leg's spread and someone swiping a mastercard thru her ass..DENIED!!!!LMAO..NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!
i only saw two celebs in these pictures.
ew Nicky Hilton.long ass neck.skinny pointy nose,BBAADD hair.just a whole lotta ew goin on.
Alyssa Milano looks like Cher (the oversized glasses, the earrings and the teeth) doing Pocahontas (the brunette braided pigtails. I dig the pigtails. I'm not digging the sunglasses. I see nipple. God bless nipple. But the 'blair witch' camera angle isn't workin.
Gwen looks happy. The dude with her doesn't. She should hand over the baby to him for holding duties. They'll bond stronger, and it'll be more beautiful. Fathers need to hold their children. Gwen needs to make him. And it would be cute.
Lohan is still my redheaded goddess.
Bai Ling scares me, but only because she looks "me so hoh'ney". It's intimidating. She's probably a trip at parties, and a fantastic lay. And extra points for not getting a boob job.
Nicky Hilton looks average. Without the fake contacts, fake hair dye, fake extensions, the family name and the trust fund.... she'd actually have to work for what's given to her. But, on the other hand, she is working..... she's no Bill and Melinda Gates, but it's better than what others in her tax bracket are doing at her age.
Thanks ShutUP for calling kazoo or whatever on the autism thing. not so funny when you have to deal with it. 
Bai Ling is ugly fugly. With her ugly flat face and ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen is such a poseur, but I kinda like that fashion accessory she carries around everywhere... oops, I mean her child!
Seriously, it's not some fucking trendy purse, it's a human baby, stay at home with it until you slim down, fatty!
But noooo, she's got to be photographed with it every 3 seconds looking like Endora from Bewitched.
She's like the exact opposite of Tom and Katie: "I have a baby! Look at my baby! See? It's a baby and I gave birth to it! Baby! Don't stop photographing my baby, it's a baby!"
New Dale, oh shut up. So new moms should stay at home and not take their child out until they're slim enough for you to lust after? Grow up. Life isn't about little boys' fantasies, especially for someone responsible enough to take charge of a new life.
And if she were deliberately showing the kid off, she'd hardly have it in a carrier/sling. She'd have it in an open stroller, savvy?
The opposite of Tom and Katie? I bet Gwen would be overjoyed to hear that!
Nicky Hilton looks average. Without the fake contacts---
nikkis eyes are are actually blue.
and yes, she is still ugly.
Paris is the one born with brown eyes who feel the need to wear blue contacts.
everything else on nikki may be fake and plastic (still Ugly) but atleast her eyes are their natural color.
I agree, I don't get Bai Ling. I find her unattractive.
Salma hayek and Charlize Theron: Attractive.
Bai Ling:: FUG as hell
not a great photo
but even thoughtt the face is so-so the body is great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bai ling's gettup is always a hot mess, but what does this chick do? why is she famous?
word on nicky hilton being fuggles. both hilton's are homely, but it's amazing how you can grab a guy's attention with a tan, platinum hair, and skimpy clothes. no matter how fug you are. they should go in on sisterly plastic surgery and get those beaks wacked off. then we can make fun of them for being even more fake. vicious cycle, no? it's called showbiz.
Oh I get it. bai ling is one of gwen's harajuku freakshows?
i don't care how fucking odd gwen's outfits are, she'll always be the hottness to me because she keeps it real.
Why is Bai Ling hot and Nicole Ritchie is too skinny and ugly?! I don't get it....just asking.
Gwen always looks like a clown, in my opinion. What a joke.
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