I can't wait to hear this shit. NOT!
first and second
3rd too
and 4th
and 5th
Prostitute!!!
ew
I love you Distressed Jeans
"Love to all,
Distressed Acid Washed Flared Bootleg Low Rise Jeans"
Could this be a portent of things to come? Self-irony is a good sign...
Did she end up doing the cover of Gnarls Barkley's 'Crazy'? How the fuck could they let her butcher it!!!
I once saw her on TV singing a pop-punk styled version of 'I Believe I Can Fly'. It really was so horrendous!!
The best song on the album is called "screwed"...simply because that's the only thing she can say she has done completely...
Shit, I just noticed she's a dead ringer for Amanda Lepore in this pic!!!
And this whore's 15 minutes of fame plods on...
THE NEXT JANET JACKSON?
Tajue, impressive vocabulary. But...it just makes you sound dumb.
Seriously Tajue. Do you lurk here all day every day just waiting for the next post so you can rag on Distressed Jeans?
Go fuck yourself and the asshole you fell out of.
Stupid twat.
Lord she's beautiful. Her lips are hot.
Go fuck yourself and the asshole you fell out of.
LMAO!!!!!!
I thought she didn't wear fur
HELL TO THE NO!
Don't think I will be buying the album...
Click on my homepage!!!!!!!!!
Oooh, trying to pull a Marilyn Monroe. Yeah, how MM would look after being run over by a truck.
Anonymous | 07.22.06 - 6:10 pm:
Wow, THAT impressed you? Crack a book, loser.
Vanity publishing raised to a whole new level. Must be nice to be rich. It still looks just as desperate, though, to anyone with a smidgen of real talent.
I once saw her on TV singing a pop-punk styled version of 'I Believe I Can Fly'. It really was so horrendous!!
Hugh Laurie's Bitch | 07.22.06 - 5:57 pm | #
She wasn't singing. She was doing what she does 2nd best, lip synching. The band that covered that was Me First and The Gimee Gimees(sp?) and had her do a cameo in it when she was dating that troll that married Avril.
Somebody please put dis slag in a barrel and shove her offa cliff...Only in America can a no talented loser get a fuckin record contract..music is goin down da fuckin shitter anyways.
Anonymous | 07.22.06 - 6:12 pm:
Is it actually getting stupider in here? It's too bad your ignorance precludes you from appreciating the absurdity of your comment. Pay attention, retard: I gave 'DJ' a COMPLIMENT, you braid-dead skeeve.
nice wig...
her pussy is like trafalgar
How does a human condom sing after being filled with cum, lol
only thing i want to hear from her mouth is gurgaling from drowning in her own blood
dont you mean some cum, lol
LA GARCE THANK YOU ALL
The release date was supposed to be the 8th, not the 18th. I should know, I've had it circled on my calendar ever since I found out! Now I'm going to have to wait an extra 2 weeks?!? GRRRRR. (>j/k)
La Garce is divine!
merci
merci
THE PARISITE MUST BE DESTROYED
LA GARCE IS BECOMING VERY VERY POPULAR....
http://www.lagarce.gayattitude.com/
waw!!!
bye bye, la garce
This bitch has the funkiest lips I've ever seen
how the fuck can she not understand why we hate her? she's either arrogant, or stupid, or both.
That is one UGLY pic of her!
I'm surprised she hasn't pushed the damn thing back until October, so she doesn't have to compete with Aguilera or Beyonce.......she knows she'll tank against them. Or at least her "people" do......(with her ego, she probably thinks she's more talented)
thank god she covered her wonky eye
"Ya right" nobody wants to buy this junk! 
If I were Gnarls Barkley, I'd have let her attempt it just for the sheer humor of it all, but then I'm a bitch that way. 
Did Avril really marry this thing's sloppy seconds? Frightening!
"This bitch has the funkiest lips I've ever seen"
Get outta my head!!!
They look like somebody hit her in the mouth with a baseball bat.
NOT ATTRACTIVE.
I'm sure mommy, daddy and sis Nikki will be buying up box loads of her shitty CD just to make her feel better about herself.
Wonder which radio station will be the first to hold the official Paris Hilton CD burning party?
Someone needs to do what her mother should have done years ago. Slap that cock right out of her mouth and spank her so hard that all of those years worth of dried cum shake loose from that nasty beef drying factory she calls a vagina and fall out. Maybe that might straighten her out?
i hope they mean august 22, 3006...by then i shouldn't be alive and forced to be subjected to this bullcrap...
letinstar
We couldn't get that lucky enough....
You know this is one of the warning signs that end is near... I hear if you play the master tapes backwards its really just a reading of the lost Deadsea Scrolls telling us how Paris Hilton really is the Antichrist and how that's "Hot" and that hell is "Hot" and her reign over earth is going to be "Hot".
Maybe we should all just repent now and start going to church so we won't have to be left behind to hear "Stars Are Blind" for all of eternity as are punishiment.
I'd sooner castrate myself with fishing knives than hear a nanosecond of the shit she'll be spewing from someplace other than that biohazardous twat.
i can't wait until her next single "fart in a mitten" comes out.
DJ, please don't ever change your moniker to include Skinny Jeans in it. That is such a passing trend!
Question,
Do any of you think this video could have been based on a typical Paris Hilton party night?
http://www.evilchili.com/
mediavi...ned_Music_Video
NSFW
Releasing an album is one of the more intelligent things, this young woman could do.
She is famous, for what exactly?
Being born white and rich?
Fitting into a size zero dress size?
flashing her cooch at every available opportunity?
Butwith this project, the media attention focused on a young woman who is completely unaccomplished will be kinda, sorta justified.
I've heard the Stars Are Blind, single.
It's stupid.
Has she made a video for 'Screwed' yet? She could just use her porn tape?
I would kill a million skanky whores than listen or buy this slut's music.
/me rolls eyes...clever sarcasm, Distress asswipe.
She is famous, for what exactly?
before the sex tape, no one knew who she was
Did she end up doing the cover of Gnarls Barkley's 'Crazy'? How the fuck could they let her butcher it!!!
Hugh Laurie's Bitch | 07.22.06 - 5:57 pm | #
Wait... WHAT?! She was gonna or, worse, has covered that song. Nooooooo!! Leave that amazing song alone or I'll have to cut a bitch (i.e., you), Paris. 
Seriously, fuck that shit. 
THE PARISITE MUST BE DESTROYED
celebrity hater | 07.22.06 - 7:23 pm | #
Paris Hilton or La Garce? :P
I've got warts on my eyeballs now.
omg I accidentally clicked on her photo and it ENLARGED! Seriously, who is born with that nose?
i love how they strategically covered the wonky eye. great job guys!! 
i swear she reminds me of a poodle when i look at her face
hey its not her fault her eye is messed up, too many cumshots to the face, lol
Mrs.GeofferyJellineck(formerly | 07.22.06 - 9:40 pm
a girl can dare to dream....
Be nice, or she might cry.
*puke*
the Bitch | 07.22.06 - 8:47 pm | #
"Someone needs to do what her mother should have done years ago. Slap that cock right out of her mouth and spank her so hard that all of those years worth of dried cum shake loose from that nasty beef drying factory she calls a vagina and fall out. Maybe that might straighten her out?"
Oh man, my sentiments exactly. So good, it's worth quoting. Thank you so much!
Did she end up doing the cover of Gnarls Barkley's 'Crazy'? How the fuck could they let her butcher it!!!
Hugh Laurie's Bitch | 07.22.06 - 5:57 pm | #
At least it's not Patsy Cline's "Crazy." That's just sacreligious.
Yes, I know I spelled it wrong.
lmao the wonky eye is hot.
.... when's her 27th birthday?>
Do you think I'm sexy? More like, do you think I am a piece of trash?
Probably not being released because she's trying to backpedal this 'dumb whore' image of hers. Supposedly she's been 'acting' stupid this whole time. Oh, and she's not actually a whore, her friends are the whores. But every time she opens her mouth she does more damage. If you don't want people thinking you're a dumb whore then quit acting like a dumb whore.
It's like Pledge This! The release date was pushed back and pushed back and now it's going straight to DVD because they couldn't rescue the piece of crap. Too bad the same probably won't happen with her 'music'. Even if she does well in album sales and the charts, so did New Kids on the Block, Paula Abdul and Milli Vanilli. Do people look back fondly on what great music it was? Hell no.
paris probably had to move it around due to her many conflicting gyno appointments.
those must be her new lips after nick carter socked her.
Q: Paris how do you feel when you read the terrible comments made on your wonky eye? May I read a few to you here....
i love how they strategically covered the wonky eye. great job guys!!
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 07.23.06 - 12:08 am | #
thank god she covered her wonky eye
m | 07.22.06 - 8:12 pm | #
hey its not her fault her eye is messed up, too many cumshots to the face, lol
Anonymous | 07.23.06 - 12:16 am | #
A: it really hurts you know? it's not my fault that my eyes have different personalities. i have friends with way wonkier eyes!
Q: Paris, do the comments ever make you cry?
A: just my lazy one.
slut of a kind
August 18th was a false date anyway.
Albums in the U.S. are only released on Tuesdays. It's a law.
Now I know why the month august is called the month of bad luck and accidents.
A: just my lazy one.
Anorexorcist | Homepage | 07.23.06 - 2:33 am | #
Very clever. That "woonky eye" bit was quite funny.
Now maybe someone could think up one for her long big hooked fish hooked looking bird nose.
Just a thought. Any takers?
First off, Nick Carter never hit her. She was so drunk down in the Florida Keys she was falling all over a drum kit he was playing at this bar called the Brass Monkey on a Friday and Saturday. Tiny little stage & she had to have her skank ass up there dancing & acting a fool. They broke up the next Monday/Tuesday & she insinuated (with those pictures) to the press it was Nick smacking her around. I remember it was a long holiday weekend. They flew back thru the northeast, but they were down in the Keys at Nicks compound. I have a friend who watched her stand on the bar & flash her boobs and fall all over the drum kit. If you have ever backed into one on stage they will leave a good bruise, never mind the antics she was displaying that night. Let me tell you this bar is a long way from being upscale, but I guess a drink is a drink.
Next, I find it interesting that she was quoted as saying she was this decades Marilyn Monroe, then her new batch of head shots look like that. I cant stand her. I wish she would take Jessica Simpson with her and fall off of the planet.
Paris has just signed a deal with Tim Burton for a movie about her life: Paris and the Wonky Eye Factory.
Paris looks like she got that ugly wig from the soon to be released shit ass Jessica Simpson-Ken Paves wig collection. Remember the atrocity Jess wore ontop of her empty head at the Alma awards?
I think Paris' picture would've looked better if she had a better quality wig, not so obvious wonky eye shadowing/obscuring, some kind of earrings, and the straps need to go. It would've looked better if she was bare shouldered.
I thought her album was being delayed?!?! AGAIN??
Tiny little stage & she had to have her skank ass up there dancing & acting a fool. They broke up the next Monday/Tuesday & she insinuated (with those pictures) to the press it was Nick smacking her around.
god what a stupid dirty bitch
I would have anything of that white trash whore in my house or in my posession at any time...You can smell the skank on her just by looking at her!
At least you won't be able to see those gnarly looking fug feet and toes
that shit better not be on the billboard
Paris was on an English show called T4 earlier today and the presenter tried to get deep about what the true meaning of "Stars Are Blind" was and she didnt get it.
Then she got asked if she thought Rod Stewart was sexy, and she said YES! Thats her friend's old dad! Eww! really wudnt surprise me if she'd have let him have a pop at her! Skank!
I spy with my wonky eye....
sigh. this is going to be one of those songs they will play nonstop just because of who she is and there will be no escape from it.
I was naive enough to be shocked when I actually heard them play Stars Are Blind on a local radio station, I assumed it was too much of a novelty to ever make it off the internet. Silly me.
I'd rather order crabs
Only in America can a no talented loser get a fuckin record contract..music is goin down da fuckin shitter anyways.
dat dood | 07.22.06 - 6:57 pm | #
nah. the epidemic spread across the pond-isnt Jordan a "singer" as well? tragic.
There's a song on her album that she disses Nicole Richie. What a joke. I hear Paris' song on the radio at least 10 times in a 24 hour period. It makes me sick that someone is famous for being famous.. then her song reaches the top 10. WTF? What about those people that can really sing and never get anywhere. Shakes fist
Paris was on an English show called T4 earlier today and the presenter tried to get deep about what the true meaning of "Stars Are Blind" was and she didnt get it.
lol.. i don't even think it has a meaning. fuck, it amazes me that's even her singing. it sure is digitally processed.
i'm surprised this hosebeast hasn't had a nose job yet
She has!!! that's the nose she wants!!
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