first
second?
I knew the fag was gay
NO TONGUE??
He's lying!! 
that's sexy!
"Fuck" this freak look`s drugged up.But dont they all look that way! 
And its not sexy try nasty! 
Orlando wants that tongue. WHO DOESN'T
thanks for filling in with your hot posts, gabsmash!
thank you all guest bloggers for giving me my daily dose of Dlisted, you hot sluts you!
My my, that comment is very telling.
hahahah this is a total joke that 2 men comfortable with their sexuality would say...my straightest friends play along with that stuff all the time. my married friend licked frosting off my gay friends face one time. it was hilarious
Oh damn, that's HOT!!
I bet he dont use soap!
this closeted freak cannot act! i watched elizabeth town last nite where hes supposedly american this dude has the worst american accent lol i was like u have to be shitting me...
that pic makes me wanna barf (by his ugly face)i cant believe my little sis at age 13 thinks thats hot!!!!
this closeted freak cannot act!
dee | 07.23.06 - 3:01 pm | #
I second that...elizabethtown was boring and horrible.
He looks kinda trashy. K-fedish. Thumbs down.
agree with ppl sayin that orlandos lying!!! who doesnt want tongue from johnny depp???
2 fags !!!
Love your avatar poofy pants!!
Orlando is too pretty to be straight. He probably wants Johnny Depp's tongue in the worst way, and not just in his mouth.
Orlando Bloom should have replaced Keira Knightley to do that French Kiss with Johnny Deep near the end of Pirate2
hahahah this is a total joke that 2 men comfortable with their sexuality would say...my straightest friends play along with that stuff all the time. my married friend licked frosting off my gay friends face one time. it was hilarious
jess | Homepage | 07.23.06 - 2:55 pm | #
^ Um your friends are gay. Hate to break it to ya. No straight guy would do that. They'll be coming out of the closet soon.
Um your friends are gay. Hate to break it to ya. No straight guy would do that. They'll be coming out of the closet soon.
serotonin reuptake inhibitor | 07.23.06 - 4:16 pm |
OH please how stupid are you or do you live in 1980?How are things there?
My straight male friends joke around like that too and no they are not gay!!!!
^^I meant 1890 not 1980
That guy is a cutie pie with a great head of hair. I could care less as to his gender. I am a straight guy, however I would lie cheat and steal for his hair, then I would take the next couple of hours washing it.
Orlando is just dying to get that tongue in his mouth along with something else.... Hell I'm dying to get Johnny Depp's tongue in my mouth!
Woo Hoo Michael is coming home!
Way cool avatar poofy pants!!
Oh and Orlando what ever rocks your boat.
Love your avatar poofy pants!!
Orlando is too pretty to be straight. He probably wants Johnny Depp's tongue in the worst way, and not just in his mouth.
DamnedIAm | Homepage | 07.23.06 - 3:45 pm | #
Thanks!
I agree with you about Orlando - and that anorexic bitch Kate Bosworth is totally his beard.
A big THANK YOU to all the guest bloggers!! I have enjoyed all your posts.
I for one, would like to get in the middle of that action hawt.
i guess this would be sorta hot. like watching two lesbians make out?
this closeted freak cannot act! i watched elizabeth town last nite where hes supposedly american this dude has the worst american accent lol i was like u have to be shitting me...
dee | 07.23.06 - 3:01 pm | #
That's rich considering American actors CONSISTENTLY butcher the English accent!!!
But regardless, I agree. He can't act worth shit!
Where is this comment from? I'm dying to know.
It's always amusing when celebrities make those gay joke comments to try and cover up their blatant homosexuality.
Ok, so maybe he isn't gay, but 50 bucks says he'd have sucked depps dick if given the chance.
http://www.lagarce.gayattitude.com/
that is an amazing site!
you say what yu want about la garce=
i think he s a master of diguise !
http://www.lagarce.gayattitude.com/
that is an amazing site!
you say what yu want about la garce=
i think he s a master of diguise !
Hempire | Homepage | 07.23.06 - 5:50 pm | #
I am a big fan to!
We knew there was somtthing going on with them. it is nice to know he finally came out.
http://www.lagarce.gayattitude.com/
i like la garce to
LOL Johnny wishes!
I think it's kinda funny that if a guy is born pretty, he's assumed to be gay. Like if a woman is sort of mannish looking, people assume she's a lesbian.
Everyone relax.
He's gay.
i think it's more like he was trying to kiss johnny and johnny said no tongue...
Hodog knows he wanted it.
Depp probably told him to ease up on the tonsil hockey.
some guys can joke like that and get away with it, other guys get all hysterical and fetal ball curling fu#ked up about it, like they're gonna descend into the gay abyss. i say make him take your tongue johnny, then grab him by his hair and shove your tongue way down his throat!!! ahhhhhhhh........
You know,this is odd.I've always felt that straight guys had a male crush on johnny depp.hell,who does'nt!
Just one point more against Orla.Bad actor and no taste whatsoever.GOD,I'm so happy heshe's so ugly.
gabsmash, thank you. juiciest news of the day.
thats hott
I miss Michael K! Dlisted isn't as good and funny without him!!!
Orlando wants that tongue. WHO DOESN'T
Brenda Love | Homepage | 07.23.06 - 2:46 pm | #
Right on, Brenda.
I'd pay for to see that.
is there a source for this? I'd love to read/see it
LET HIM SLIP YA THE TONGUE!
...you know. for the better of mankind!
;D
Orlando, if you can't be a MAN and have a little tongue action with the sexiest guy on the planet, I have no respect for you. Go ram yours down bulimic Kate's acid-burned throat if that's the kind of thing you'd prefer.
talking about mk on the way, this site has a full photo of him so we do know what this fag really looks like!
http://kill-buddha.blogspot.com/
yep, johnny depp is gay alright
just look at his ugly wife, an obvious beard
this closeted freak cannot act! i watched elizabeth town last nite where hes supposedly american this dude has the worst american accent lol i was like u have to be shitting me...
no but he's "hot," that makes him a good actor.
MK, I saw your alleged pic and you are a rockstar. Kisses! 
- and that anorexic bitch Kate Bosworth is totally his beard.
poofy pants | 07.23.06 - 5:03 pm | #
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Yep, totally.
And about the comment above regarding the opinion that all pretty guys are gay - yes they ARE. I have yet to see a truly pretty guy that didn't turn out to be totally gay. If you know of one, please present the evidence now (nude, if possible!)
Just put me right in the middle of that kiss
is there a source for this? I'd love to read/see it
anon | 07.23.06 - 9:05 pm | #
actually, on the TV Guide channel, they had the interview with Orlando saying this, and I was UPSET!!! If he EVER gets with Johnny Depp, I'm going to be right in the middle, with one in the front and one in the back.
and then I'm going to kick Orlando out and get with Johnny all by myself.
Celebrity hater, Johnny Depp is not married.
arrgh~what Orlando meant to say was~
'mo tongue
http://madonnasthoughts.blogspot...-and-
darts.html
ANONYMOUS | 07.23.06 - 3:09 pm | #
What do you expect? It had Kirstin Dumbass in it. I won't watch Elizabethtown just on principal.
No new content in a while. Get the cock out of your ass and get to work, sodomite!
Arrr!
YUM
And about the comment above regarding the opinion that all pretty guys are gay - yes they ARE. I have yet to see a truly pretty guy that didn't turn out to be totally gay. If you know of one,
i'm pretty and not gay
johnny depp isn't married?? damn dude.. is that girl using him or what
Orlando, you should really be thankful for that... you're not half the man Depp is
If that link is indeed OUR Michael K....he's rockin' hot!
Orlando said "No tongue!...... But dick please!"
whatever
He has the same showering routine as Colin Farrell.
Damn, I wouldn't refuse the tongue from Johnny Depp.
www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?
gravatar_id=9826c7d4abacc31bdeeb396fc64c4ded
Hey, I have a gravatar, but how to I make it appear on the page?
Thanks
where are the photos? We get tortured with dave and tommy photos but no orlando and johnny???
will it work?
nope
here
why doeswhy do avatars never work, what's this conspiracy?
I give up
have you registered w/gravatar?
if so, just type your email address - don't put anything in the URL section.
gravatar.com and follow directions
http://content.ytmnd.com/
content...9768bedd407.gif
I MISS MICHAEL K! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
That'd be HOT.
Lucky Orlando!
i'm pretty and not gay
celebrity hater | 07.24.06 - 3:33 am | #
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Hey, you cut out the rest of my comment! Evidence please!
now thats hot
Hey, you cut out the rest of my comment! Evidence please!
:P :P
you know it's the other way around.
Love it!
and Valerie I love your avatar too. They're my favorite
Orlando would be better off kissing Johnny than that 82-pound, pinched-up face hag known as Kate Bosworth. If OB turned down that chance, something is wrong with him.
I would take tongue from Depp
Orlando and Johnny ..... yummmmmm
Wow people in 2006 still dont get sexuality is fluid and a spectrum and just because you could enjoy kissing a man does not mean you are gay ... maybe not 100% sadly straight but not gay.
100% gay here and LOVED making out with my girlfriends in college.
ENJOY SEXUALITY ... it is a gift.
The more men who feel comfortable making out (or even better just getting off together ... the fewer wars we will have! ENJOY
it's beautiful and sexy actor but Johnny Depp is too better....)
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