love her- i think jordache made a good choice!
Why does everyone have wonky eye?
And why is she slumming for Wal-Mart?
jordache... are those making a comeback? i remember them from the 80's...
Most Hollywood wonk eye is caused by doing too much coke up one nostril. It causes the muscles to get all fucked up and atrophied. If you want to avoid wonk eye- do it up both evenly.
Are they going for a Catherine the Great thing, cause that would be HOT.
The horse is more attractive than she is, so yeah.
I don't know what Jordache is but I like Liz Hurley. She's classy.
"downgrade"
love liz, but jordache jeans will get you so laughed at these days.
elizabeth hurley is ugly and old... i'm sick of her
How relevant.
wonky eye.
Her butt is flat!!! (typical)
Your such an asshole, I Luv you. MK
Jordache is still making jeans? I thought they killed the last person wearing them in 1989...
wtf? Bitch's looks 2- DIMENSIAL. worst photoshoped ass ever.
Jordache is still around?! That's a blast from the past, and not in a good way.
Why didn't they just rehire Brooke. She would be completely hot in the ad and I'm sure they could come up with an interesting campaign.
Wow, she has minus zero butt.
I'm sorry, but her face looks old and haggard.
The lower right-hand corner of the ad says, "Available at Macy's" -- not Wal-Mart.
Jordache jeans are not cool in that retro way that Levi's managed to be. The horse has got it goin' on tho. Elizabeth Hurley looks stoned.
real women don't have hair like that
"Working, playing. Day or Night. Jord-ass has the fit that's ri-ight!
The Jord-ass look...."
Deb, it seems as though I might have that damn song in my head all day now. thanks 
they're like $80
Damn! I can't play for long and there is so much to catch up on today!
I did the Jordache thing the first time around - I don't think I have the ass for the second round! 
Good Morning all - I have 5 minutes!!
ok am i the only one that thinks she looks zombie like in this picture???
Petrified wood, corto-maltese.
Wonky Eye: The New Black
"she is the true modern woman"
if so, then i officially state my boycott of becoming a "modern woman".
this bitch is trash.
That is Elizabeth Hurley? I didn't recognize her.
Here is the press release note these are not cheap jeans and only high store will carry. Liz Hurley is a classic beauty.
Elizabeth Hurley stars in new print ads for Jordache, the company that became famous during the 1970s designer-label jeans craze.
The ads, shot by Michael Thompson, show the 41-year-old model-actress wearing the Jordache Vintage line, sold in high-end retail stores, and the new Jordache Legacy line, launching exclusively at Macy's stores across the country this fall.
Jordache said the first ad will run in national publications beginning in September and will continue through the holiday season.
This is NOT a good picture of Liz. She can look so much better than this. I think the wind machine blowing her hair must have gotten some dust in her eyes and that is why they are half closed. (well, either that or she is flat-assed stoned.)
Jordache for the rodeo maybe. Shoulda got Shania.
i can't remember the last time i saw Jordache jeans...but i think they're kinda hot.
is that bad? 
what's next? sergio valente jeans?
man, that's a step down from estee lauder.
HAHAHA!
she looks good
Jordache jeans are just as bad as Braxton jeans...remember those in the 80's?. The denim is so dark, if you wear them enough times, you start getting clouds on your ass...the only faded part of the jean is on your ass. Yeah, that's attractive.
i don't remember braxton jeans, but i do have nightmares about my vidal sassoons, gloria vanderbilts and of course my fave, sergio valentes.
any that i missed?
Jordache jeans were for teenage chicks with teased bangs and over sized wool sweaters who liked to blow their boyfriends in the back seat of daddy's Malibu. RIP.
yeah, you know what I'm talking about...clouds on your ass...I have nightmares too
what's next? sergio valente jeans?
man, that's a step down from estee lauder.
Anonymous | 07.25.06 - 10:18 am | #
Uh-Oh! Sergio!
Then there's Jewess jeans
I hope that I look that good when I am in my 40s.
I really hate this tacky trend of bringing back everything 80s........no matter how much marketing they do, I will not be wearing Jordache skinny jeans and metallics.
i do hate skinny jeans. NO ONE looks good in those.
and the fucking leggings...fucking shit.
Why not bring back "Members Only" jackets while they're at it. I also remember when genie pants were the height of fashion in junior high school. That and those Granitta di Frutta Swatches.
What was the name of that weird Ryan O'Neal movie where they wear jeans that have back pockets that are completely see-through, so you can see the butt?
my hips are too big for skinny jeans. I'd look like a heart from the waist down.
if i have to see freakin' nicole richie's skeletal ass in jeans with see-through pockets, i'll freakin' stab myself in the eyes!
Swatches.
tallulah | 07.25.06 - 10:55 am | #
I still have my pink paint-splatter patterned Swatch. I keep it as an ancient artifact of my younger days.
it's not just you, Myself. those jeans fucking suck. they accentuate hips, and taper down into tiny little holes for your feet...please...it makes everything look disproportionate.
remember Pepe jeans, with 'Pepe' embroidered on both ass pockets? That was hilarious!
What about Nik-Nik shirts?
don't remember Nik-Nik shirts. maybe it was so silly, the trend didn't make it's way to Texas
Oh, but I must say, the worst jeans in the world, and they just won't go away, are Wranglers. That's deal breaker for me!
big - brown ass patch or big stitched 'W' on each pocket...the straight leg, the ugly colors, the smooshed balls on men...just utterly disgusting!!!
Bring back bell bottoms!not!
they come in aqua, red, yellow, green, terribly stone-washed...shoot, I could stone wash better than some Wranglers. and why do people stuff their fat asses in them?!!!
all i can think of vidal sassoon! lol.
"if you don't look good, we don't look good" slogan and that "OK" symbol made with the index finger and thumb.
god, this is brining back some bad memories.
the smallest size wranglers that should be made are like 12. skinny bitches, fat bitches, short bitches, tall bitches...they ALL look terrible in wranglers...and the men - oh my God, the men look their pubes are being pulled with every move.
Swatch watches! I used to love those! And remember how you HAD to have the "guard" to put on top of the watch face? I got suckered into paying 4.00 each for those little pices of plastic things!
Her face looks huge and not particularly attractive.
Wierd, mask like. I think the point of using her is
to appeal to the oldsters who bought Jordache in the 70's and 80's. Someone here in my office said she remembers Nik-Nik shirts from the 70's She said you just had to wear then with Jordache jeans. She is from Brooklyn. No one recalls them here in CA. I think that this is a bad pix of her.
and no shoes look good with wranglers. boots, tennis shoes, flip flops, NOTHING looks good with Wranglers.
and why in the hell would we wear 5 swatches at one time?
i disagree about the Wrangler's bashing. SOME women look shit hot in wranglers...but fuck them. i'm not interested in them...what interests me are those fineass cowboys with asses that make my stomach clench and a nice outline of their balls.
gotta go...take care of some business...
oh no...no...no...maybe cause 1 in 5 fools here think they're cowboys or cowgirls. it's horrible!
Why don't they just bring back the Coke rugby shirts and the Espirt bags to go along with the Jordache jeans while their at it?
come on that is not Elizabeth Hurley... she looks nasty there (horse face!!!)
Why don't they just bring back the Coke rugby shirts and the Espirt bags to go along with the Jordache jeans while their at it?
Mrs.Geoffery Jellineck
White leather Nikes with red swoosh, izods and Ocean Pacific shirts... LOL
Panama Jack, Hunt Club (JC Penney knockoff of Polo), parachute pants, "Cowboy tennis shoes"...oh, the memories are coming back.
I can't believe gaucho pants and tube tops are back in style.
They're trying--in vain--to make up for the bad publicity Kiki Dunst/Brittany Murphy gave them back in 2005.
Oh now the memories are flooding back... how bout those Little House on the Prarie blouses that had puffy sleeves and a high neck and a little bow at the neck and little buttons going down the front? The same chicks that would wear those shirts would have one of those purses that had wooden handles... kinda like the ugly purses that Daniel made on Project Runway last season.
If you have a pancake ass, you shouldn't be advertising jeans. She looks hideous!
Hurley is 100x hotter than Brittany Murphy. But this ad is a direct rip-off of Brooke Shields' Calvin Klein ads circa 1979.
Do you guys remember Luv-Its?
she looks like a propped up corpse, but hot. she doesnt have very much of an ass though.
I remember the first time I ever saw anyone in parachute pants. Simon LeBon in the "Planet Earth" video. I remember thinking, what the hell is wrong with that guys pants. God he was hot...
Why didn't they get Hayley Duff to do this ad? Bitch doesn't work anyway (besides being a sister to Hillary) and who better to represent the horse logo?
BTW, it was Sasson jeans, Vidal Sassoon was hair care (I hate that I know this bit of info)
I used to like her. And I felt REALLY sorry for her when that dumbass former boyfriend of hers took up with a tranny. But she has kind of let herself go downhill the last few years. She used to seem so classy and elegant, but now she always dresses like a ho and lets her boobs hang out at every event. Yuck.
The Sassoon jeans were made by Vidal Sassoon, the hair guy.
It's all the same.
Great hair...she should be a spokes bitch for hair products.
What the hell is wrong with her eyes? Is that supposed to be "sexy?"
yeah doesn't it make you feel f-ing old when styles you wore have come back around in fashion.... *weeping*
JEAN COMPANIES NEED TO GET GIRLS WITH CURVY ASSES TO SELL JEANS LIKE SALMA HAYEK, J-LO, OR COCO (ICE-T WIFE) OR MAYBE JESSICA SIMPSON (CUTE ASS).
LIZ HURLEY IS FLAT ASSED.
Anonymous | 07.25.06 - 12:12 pm | #
No, it's not all the same; here is a story about the Sasson Jeans bankruptcy - if you're going to try to correct someone how about checking your own facts first:
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/
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remember when Gilda Radner did JEW-ASS jeans ?it was a hilarious spoof on the jordache ads !!!
oh cool I screwed up the mini view window of Halo.
Jesus, Milk ads and Jordache jeans whats next?
Target?
I want to see her in some No Boundaries shoes.
Not sure how they got her? She has the money and status to do (or not), whatever she wants.
(What is going on with that eye though)?
Um, I'd say Liz Hurley is a major upgrade from smacked-out Brittany Murphy.
She's hawt; a gold-digger, but hawt!
I think Jordache should have appealed to the younger generation not the pre-menapausal generation! Enough of this old ho!
Oooh, I better head over to Wal-mart this weekend for a pair of Jordache jeans.
As a 41 year-old man who was a teenager during the Jordache era, I could probably write a book about why Liz Hurley is the right choice for this ad but I'll just limit it to saying that:
1) she's really, really hot;
2) the flat butt was what we looked for back then. And you know what? We still look for it.
3) Selma Hayek is super hot but not the right choice to sell vintage jeans.
Ugh Elizabeth Hurley.
If you're going to hire someone to promote your jeans and focus on their ass, hire someone WITH an ass.
Liz Hurley isn't as bad as Liz Berkley that Saved By The Bell chick. At least Ms. H didn't do Show Girls. Look at Broke Burke aka Brooke Burke the E! Supernovacane chick. She has less tallent then Liz Hurley but people expect dumb jean adds from her.
HEY...IF SELLING JEANS @ WAL-MART CAN GET U A 20+ MILLION $$$ BEACH HOUSE IN DEAL, NJ, SHIT, IM GAME!
She needs to take that coat and cover her head with it.
Love the vintage jeans.
Hate her Wonky Eye.
There is nothing wrong with a flat ass. They can be very hot, you buttwad, applebottomed freak.
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