Probably just smelled the fish twat.
After the pictures of her without make-up were released, I guess she's gone back to "flirting with Dolphins" because they're the only animal species left that will have her.
Ok, maybe they just don't have internet access to see her mug but once they get it, they'll turn on her too. PETA will see to that!
Dolphins are actually quite horny, they're the only other animal that has sex for pleasure.
If they have sex for pleasure then she's the last person they should try to hit on. She seems like the type to talk to you death (about her favorite subject - herself) as opposed to actually doing anything
dammit, why couldn't that have been a shark instead??
I love how she constantly speaks for Tony Parker (saying he's jealous of dolphins, she's the teacher in the bedroom, blah blah blah).
Maybe he was was attacted to the dolphin (it probably looks just as good with airbrushing, makeup and a push-up bra) or jealous that unlike him the dolphin could swim away from her. Dolphin could have been saying , "B*tch, I'll take your man"...
i heard her on VH1 saying .....if you think I'm hot now you should have seen the body I had in college"
she is soooo full of herself
agreeing with barburger...the dolphin thought he hit the jackpot with a ginormous school of fish...
tony was jealous of the dolphin lol, maybe he's worried she'll go back to her own kind
rock starr | 07.26.06 - 9:32 am | #
She WENT to college?!? I'm stunned. Hmm, then again, maybe she thinks "going to college" means waking up on a frat's basement floor w/ crusties all over her or something.
I hate good looking bitches that think they are the shit and no one can resist them. I'm pretty but I don't feel the need to big up myself all the time and wear skimpy clothing just to get attention. Its really sickening
lol: "bite her"
Yeah, she may have had the body in college but her face was FUG. I'm glad to see she has bought herself some tweezers.
I'm pretty sure she won't be around much longer. I can't name one person who still watches DH.
i thought dolphins were smart...it should have bit the shit out of eva and then dragged her under water and out to sea for the sharks to have a turn...
Can't stand this bitch. She's not half as hot as she thinks. Dolphins prolly smelled a familiar fishy smell wafting from her crotch.
The dolphins weren't after Eva. They were after her pussy, since it smells like tuna.
this post made me laugh.... thanks MK! Bite her! I tell that to my dog to people who come over...
Shoogie - but you feel the need to tell random people on a blog that you are pretty? 
Dolphins are actually quite horny, they're the only other animal that has sex for pleasure.
Fug
This is such bullshit. My god humps my leg and his little stuffed animal for no other reason than pleasure. My girl dog too. Then she'll orgasm on her toy with a look of pure bliss on her face. She's not "dominating" she's not mating: she's pleasuring herself.
god=dog same thing
I don't believe it! This bitch never went to college except to pull the train at the local frat house.
MK - if you make those poor dolphins bite that bitch, I'll call PETA on you!
I would rather see her get bitten at the shark or killer whale tank. 
Dolphins are too beautiful to bite that skank.
billy balls, lol. What kind of god do you worship?
ugh, i cant stand jessica albatross.... her and eva are so stuck up and think they shit ice cream!
Get a friggin' life! She's so lame. Oh look honey, the Dolphins love me!!
She probably pushed a 6 year old out of the way to pet the Dolphin.
Eva, the sun does not revolve around you honey. Where did this chick get the idea she was so self important?
Ha. "Eva LongWHORIA." I can't beleive I didn't think of that!
It's amazing how little I care. No. Really.
I am soooo over her popularity. I love the way she potrays her character on Desperate Housewives but I'm so sick of her already.
Gimme a break. The only animals interested in Longwhoria would be packs of hyienas looking for a bony snack. The meat would be a little bitter but it's OK, hyienas aren't picky.
if i was a dolphin i would ass-rape eva and then eat her
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