MK, that was a really fucking thing to say, but yeah, the girl does look spacey. She looks hot tho without all that red shit on her lips.
She is SO plastic
Do celebs have to smile all the time for the stalkerazzi? That was a shitty thing to say, and I am a sick person.
I like her. Sure she looks like a tranny, but she looks like a hot one. Maybe she and her husband had an arguement. Or maybe she doesn't feel like smiling cause of all the people taking her pictures. But if I drove around in a white Phantom, I would be smiling all the fucking time.
She looks BETTER in these shots than she does with all that shit on her face. Her husband seems to have left his CHIN at home or something.....
Jordan looks like her DD for the night.
I think her and Jordy had a fight, she's walking way in front of him in the one pic and their body language is telling.
Botox, perhaps?
She is beautiful, no matter what they say,
Words can't bring her down
She is beautiful, in every single way,
Words can't bring her down
bitch is baked...taco bell here we go.
I don't know about an abortion. Mabye she needs to zone out once in a while to tolerate that ugly stump she calls a husband. I would.
Don't hate on her husband. I am sure he is better looking than a lot of the population of America. Who says celeberties have to marry other "beautiful" celebrities?
She looks hot.
Aside from the overpowering fake boobies and the lollipop head, it's a vast improvement on her face.
i think maybe her eyelids were just weighed down by the false lashes.
Is her husband supposed to look like Brad Pitt? God forbid she marries a regular looking guy she loves instead of some cocksucking People's Most Beautiful coverboy. Assholes.
She looks great without the marilyn impersonation.
LMAO. This girl is really pretty, but she needs to get make-up tips from people other than trannies.
What a horrible comment, maybe she is having personal problems. Celebs are entitled to have a bad day and not want to always be on display.
I love her - she looks beautiful but a tad tipsy...
"She is beautiful, no matter what you say! Words won't bring her down".
Looks like she had some bad calamari and is calmly fighting the urge to spray all over her cars interior. Her music sucks and she's looking worse every day.
She has that spacey look all the $cientologists wear. Perhaps Tom the Midget Gnome has been making calls to her house?
She is not a Scientologist: girlfriend is WAAAAAAY too savvy to fall for that shit.
Dude what are you talking about?
Her husband is a mutt even in "regular looking guy" standards! Eew.
Looks drunk or like she had a fight with her husband and is wearing a blank expression as to not show any true emotion. That was nasty, MK, to say that she had an abortion.
*Shrug* He may be ugly, but maybe she realized all the hot Hollywood guys are fuckers. Maybe she LOVES him. Fucking jackoffs.
MK is just fooling around....
She looks a lot better without all of that ugly lipstick. She is so pretty and talented. MUCH MUCH more so than Shitney, Chestica, or Assley.
You said it, Candypants.
I think she looks really pretty there. Less make up is a good thing for her.
I don't think her husband is too terrible looking. Sure, no Brad Pitt, but a regular looking guy. Maybe she doesn't need that fake Hollywood bullshit. So if she is happy, I am really sure she doesn't care what you sad people say.
Mm, Calamari!
He IS ugly, but you can't help who you fall in love with and I'm sure he's handsome to HER, which is all that matters. I don't get the constant stubble, though. Does he use a head shaver set to #1 to do his face? Because it seems like he always has that awful, ugly stub.
She can dress him up, love him, take him home to mama and give him half of her fortune - it doesn't make him good looking.
Blanche: Thank you for your message yesterday. *hug*
I cannot wait for her new CD.
I used to hate her, but now I find myself defending her. I like the chick, and she looks drunk but other than that hot.
she looks BEAUTIFUL!!! I LOVE her w/o the red shit on her mouth.
Tender Cavity,
You are probably ugly as shit, too.
god she looks so much better without that horrid red lipstick
...she doesn't look upset or angry, just a little tired and probebly over the paparazzi stalkings...if i was followed everwhere i go i wouldn't be inclined to smile all the time either...im sure that gets old quickly!
last picture looks like they definitely had a fight. Maybe he was pissed that she got stinkin'
Not by a long shot.
This ho is hot. Her husband may be ugly as sin, but at least he loves her and a dip shit like Kevin Federline. Who cares what he looks like? If they love each other, then good for them.
Maybe she just had sex with Mr. Uggo (he is so fug!) and it didn't pay off much for her LOL I know I've gotten that look on my face a few times in the past when the sex has sucked Honestly she looks like she's just tired. Promoing an album isn't easy with all the early morning interviews, photo shoots and traveling she has to do. And people wonder why musicians get so cranky a month or two into their tours! This is just the beginning promo phase. Wait until the album actually drops. Then comes the tour. This girl is in for many MANY late nights being over-worked and exhausted running only on sugar and caffeine ('cause God help her if she actually eats to reenergize and puts on five pounds! Everyone here would tear her apart!). To boot she'll be expected to be perfect, to perform flawlessly and look the same. That's a lot of pressure on a person. I feel tired for her now just thinking about it all.
*isn't a dipshit like Kevin Federline.
I hate this slut. She is 100% skank. Rememer when she tried to talk all ghetto? Then she tried to be Latina. Bitch you're from Pittsburgh and you were on the Mickey Mouse Club. Yeah, yeah her daddy was from LaCucuracha and flew here on Air Guacomole amongst chickens and livestock but that makes her about as Latina as my ass. Bottom line the bitch is a tranny and likes to screech her music instead of sing it. Maybe her and Mooooooriah should see who can squeal the loudest when someone decides to bitch slap both those pigs.
Pixie - what are you, her agent!!!
Aw, MizRo, yw! I hope everything is well with you and your family.
Do assholes have nothing else to do but say how ugly her husband is? That is so orginal and incredibly pathetic.
No red lipstick=improvement, but she's still got so much pancake makeup spackled on, she looks like a deranged Mary Kay lady.
Still look scurrrry, Xtina gurl.
Of course Christina rises to the top, her peer group and competition includes Britney, Jessica and Paris. A properly trained dog could yelp better than these twats.
mmmmmm.....The abortion commentleft me somewhat...EH? yeah turned me off a bit.
But anywho...She had had to have had a nosejob...a great one at that. Maybe she and ashley share a surgeon..But Xtinas is even less obvious. The mellow look suits her...Lohan should have a dose of mellow sand the drama.
um yeah...I dont spell check that why i write like an illiterate ....SANS
Let me tell you, she IS half Latina - on her Dad's side. AND bitch can speak Spanish AND English better than some Latins I've met.
Don't even start with that shit - girl can sing, and she respects BOTH sides of her heritage.
She soooo just did a bowl......
Oh, and btw, that's why I love MK: because we'll be sure to have a fantastically bitchy time when we both end up in hell. Y'all should come too, it'll be fun...
i think she looks hot.
finally!
She looks good in these pictures. I was surprised to see that her outfit wasn't see through. She looks like she's upset.
Mizro I can state my opinion. It is my opinion that Christina Skankulera sings about as well as a cocker spaniel in heat. She sucks big time. Aretha Franklin she ain't. As for the Latina thing, bitch can't speak Spanish. She had to learn to sing her Spanish lyrics but that doesn't mean she can carry on a conversation. Bitch is a barbie doll in heat and nothing more.
I'd get stoned to if I had to sleep with that guy.
at least her makeup looks better, she
looks a little bit more natural.
she doesn't look so overdone.
she is hot. i'd let her poop on my chest if she wntd to. the whites of her eyse, are, uhhh, white? how is that stoned?
Christina Aguilera was really respecting her heritage when she donned those assless chaps and jumped around like a deranged stripper in her Dirrty video.
She looks very tired
I find her ugly husband kind of appealing... sort of like Elliot Yamin. They both look like they just got punched in the face, but in a cute sort of way.
I think this is the expressshe wears when he fucks her/goes down on on her.
MK, if she had an abortion, then she'd be smiling.
oh my god, what have you made me say?
"She kind of looks like she had an abortion. I'm sorry, I'm an awful person. Jesus will deal with me later, in the meantime....drink up!"
You are hilarious... you make my DAY!
MY LORD HER HUSBAND IS FUG, I WOULD BE MEDICATED TOO BEFORE I LOCKED LIPS WITH THAT OVERBITE EVERYNIGHT.
Plus it looks like some good stuff, kick down Xtina.
Yeah she does look stoned but she looks hot without the red lipstick.
Oh my god...I hate to say this, but she looks hot as FUCK.
she looks like that tranny hag janelle from big brother all stars in that pic...
She ought to sedate herself more often, she looks hella hot.
I bet she got it up the pooper that night. Drugs to ease the pain.
all of you who think she can't sing need to get some q-tips and clean your ears out. girl can sing like Mariah in the old days before she got attacked by the crazies.
She's trying to look sultry people!
Looks like she got a lip injection.
At least her husband has a job and doesn't have a bunch of kids with a baby mama.
Dear Jordan:
Buy a razor
No, she looks like a used-up little 'ho.
Um - Is Jordan her hubby's name?? lol
i want what she is on
that was a fucking asswhole comment (trust me it feels great - just like vacuuming your insides!) but she still looks like a hot mama - let's pray she doesnt pull a britney on us
Some people don't like to listen to how she over emphasizes all the words in her songs and adds ooooooh and uuuuuuh to the end of every word. It's annoying. She butchered the Christmas songs on her Christmas album. She screeches and yells and to some people that isn't singing.
Oh yeah and her husband is ugly as all hell.
"God honey,I want to go out for a meal in private-I feel so hounded all the time".
OK,fine lets go to The Ivy.NOBODY goes there!
hahahahaha, Michael K, you crack me up every. single. day. I love it. Don't ever change. Don't worry, there's an air conditioned penthouse waiting for us in hell.
she's so much hotter without the red plastic lips. She should do the white-blonde hair OR the red lips but not bother together!
MK, you are hilarious. LOL.
She looks like Scarlette Johansson in the second pic.
http://thumbsnap.com/v/EOoW4r1e.jpg
honestly, i think she looks great w/out the red lipstick. i really do...i think she looks good here.
That's a particularly shitty thing to say. What a fucking asshole you are.
I agree totally with 'Cosmos evil twin'. At least her husband has a fucking job. And BTW, by normal people standards there is nothing wrong with the way he looks.
xtina looks like she's on some good shit..she would have to be to lay under that hubby of hers...
xanax smile,mmmmm. go girl
but her makeup is flawless!
Yowsa. I wish I looked that good when I was wasted off my ass. I'd kill to have her legs. But I still hate her music.
I like eggs
she must've blown her man and left her red lipstick on his balls! lol! she's such a skank! I hate this bitch! She should be the one getting aborted!
SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS CUTE HERE.
I'M GLAD SHE TOOK THE RED LIPSTICK OFF BECAUSE THE ONLY ONE WHO LOOKS GOOD IN RED LIPSTICK IS GWEN STEFANI.
I DON'T LIKE X-TINA ANYMORE BUT SHE DOES LOOK CUTE IN THESE PICS.
Xina:
Spread the joy, share your drugs!
P.S.
I'd gat hight everyday if I had to see ass face every morning!
She looks like she had an abortion? And stoned? What the hell does that even MEAN??? She doesn't look stoned, she looks bored. And pissed off. Everytime I see someone stoned they have this goofy shit eating grin on their face. Seriously, there's gotta be something better than THAT to put with these pictures.
she kind of looks like she had an abortion, your so bad. 
I think she looks good here for once. Not all tarted up like a streetwalker.
The bitch always has on the BEST fucking shoes! I am jealous of her bleached-blonde, porn-star-looking ass.
She actually looks kind of good, sedated but it works for her. Though she's looking a little Paris Hiltony too.
Ain't NO body got lips redder than me!
she looks a little woozy but in a cute way.
And she looks so sedate and ladylike to boot!
Knees together, feet on floor!
She must have had the crab cakes...
bitch is fug AND ALWAYS HAS BEEN
I think she looks kind of drunk and is PMSing. C'mon guys, she looks as though she still eats enough to have her period. I know it's unusual in Hollywood, but hey, it happens!
(Drunk+PMSing also fits with the "I just had a pissy fight with my husband" )
xtina always looks bored.. she's only excited when she has a cock in her ass
lol... i love this site
Her Husband Looks a little like John Cryer, the guy who plays Charlie Sheens brother on two and a half men.
She looks pretty without all the red lipstick.
AN ABORTION? PLEASE! We all know that diseased human canker sore has had at least 12 abortions and all known STDs. She is so NASTY! YUCK! And why do ppl compare her husband to Britney's? Unattractive Poor White Trash and Rich Fugly Jew are NOT the only husband choices, people! And yes, she does look better without so much make-up, while she is not nearly as pretty as alot of other celebrities, she did use to be a cute girl before she became such a WHORE. Put some damn clothes on, Pisstina, we do not want to see your tiny new implants or your stupid-ass face!
Stoned or not, she looks great there. I liked the red lipstick, just not for every. single. occasion.
i think she looks pretty. way better than the red lipstick. go xtina!
She looks so fucking hot. If she's stoned so much the better.
Da kin' green make da bitches horrrrnyeeaaaah!
i like her shoes
she looks so much better , without that stupid red lipstick and "I'm a 50's starlet" crap. Give her more drugs.
She looks amazing!! Her makeup is so simplistic and natural looking, and for once she has tasteful clothing on. Oh, and people...she does NOT have implants!!! She's always had big tits
She's always had big tits
Jtina | 07.27.06 - 5:43 pm | #
uh..when is always?
Is she sad, because she's a one hit wonder.
She is beautiful and perfect.
she's blazed
She married an ugly guy with no chin.
Well I've never been a fan whatsoever, and was glad to hear she was recently bumped off the September issue of Vibe cover because she's just not hip hop and urban to me. However I have to say that she looks much classier than she has in years and I'm kinda digging this incarnation. Maybe marriage has matured her in many ways. And true, maybe she doesn't like being on display at all times, but trust me, if that's the case, you don't dine at the Ivy, the papparazzi's second home
Christina may have cleaned up her ways to become a married woman, but a few years ago, she partied hard, with weed, x, and even speed. I rode with her hook-up in SF one night (who got pictures for proof) but I didn't get to actually meet her or party with her. She coordinated the hook-up tho and paid the cash herself for all three party favors! I was thinking, shouldn't she send roadies out for crap like that?
so that is how she's getting skinnier
Christina may have cleaned up her ways to become a married woman,
she's still a whore and always will be
and her new song is shit
I thought that was fucking hysterical. The thing that bothers me about her is she is just jacking one style instead of incorporating the 40's-50's with her own flair. She's too done, needs a little individuality. Although, thank god she dropped her crack ho afro shit she was working before.
I think she just looks tired in these pictures. Maybe she did have the red lipstick on at the beginning of whatever function she was attending, but it just wore off.
Did she get some plastic done to get rid of that gargantuan chin?
She looks more of bored than drunk to me.
And she should really cut the red lipstick and go natural.
She looks better, though...
Im not a fan of her music, but she looks really pretty in these pics, but she does look pissed off about something, maybe she didn't want to go home, and hubby made her...
If she's a slut, whats lindsay and hilton, piece of dirt? She's one of the more normal celebrities out there...like Jessica Alba kinda..at least she's not trying to be who she isn't...like disney lindsay trying to be sexy..
She should get stoned more often if it makes her look this much better.
although that natural look shes sporting is still pounds of make up..she looks better
Maybe they had sex in the vip room again? I know I look kinda "stoned" right after I get off...
Anyways she likes booze, not bud. Could be drunken-fatigue. Plus her eyes are so white that if she WAS stoned, she used like a gallon of Visine.
These celebs are so phony, they act all aloof and annoyed that paparazzis are taking their picture, yet they go eat at the Ivy, paparazzi central...
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