He is beyond stupid. He should get his ass working instead of prancing around with a t-shirt does says Dont hassle the (BLOODY) Hoff.
you rock my world!!!!!! europe loves you!
"A hot cup of Hoffee"?
Oh, Hoff. You make me giggle. YOU get into MY car. Seriously. Get out of my dreams. Get into my car.
Also, Europeans like the weirdest shit. This is like their "Paradise By The Dashboard Light", right?
Don't hassle the Hoff bitches. I bet he's fucked Parisite and Blohan in the back seat of Kit.
I can dig the Hoff. He's in on the joke and counting his money.
haha the hoff stole my excuse! what a lush.
He's the trainwreck that won't go away.
I cant get enough of raining insults on his ass. He's a sorry excuse for a boy. Piece of crap.
I can't get the linky to work 
Ok so that was it, 27 seconds of the Hoff drunkenly waving to people? With no sound? C'mon, drunk people require sound, they require an object free walkway, they require a sober audience, this linky bites.
mishma, i'm glad i caught up with you here. you crack me the fuck up.
Say what you want about the Hoff, he helped orchestrate the most widely viewed show of all time. I'm sure he plucked a few of those strarlets along the way too. Nobody got to don the red bathing suit without tasting the Hoffs love rod first. So now, if he wants to reflect over a few drinks, I say go for it. He's earned it.
I hate to admit it, but his video was more entertaining than the Janet Jackson one. They are both bad, but Hoff's has the camp factor going for it. My beloved Miss Jackson was trying for art and just made me yawn.
Oh god.
What happened to him?
This video brightened my cold, dead heart.
Thanks PrettyKitty
hoff is HOT !!!!!! he's catching up on kiefer sutherland as my favorite drunk lunitic...
He and Anna Nicole could be buddies w/ their "medication" stories...
Oh, come on. Who can resist the Hoff?
my eyes are burning from the bad dancing
What's the deal with that cast on his arm? It's one of those removable things, right?
Made my day! Laugh out loud craziness. Might have to go out and get me one his CD's so that we can sit around and laugh our asses off.
The cast is just one of the many hazards one encounters when one is a FLAMING ALCOHOLIC.
One of my gf's is a full blown alkie. She used to be my neighbor. She's like 65 and she calls every other night hammered and tells me that "someone" left a lawn chair, a potted plant, a kitchen wall in her path and now her knee, ankle, face is all fucked up.
Apparently The Hoff is one of the richest dudes in Hollywood with his Baywatch money.
As funny as it sounds he is a gazzilionaire from it.Plus he thinks he is the shit and is a drunk.
He and Paula Abdul need to start their own show where they are the only 2 judges. It would be awesome, and would blow American Idol and whatever that show David is on OUT of the water 
OHMYGOD. Hoff seriously broke onto the set of Knight Rider and stole k.i.t.t, then drove on over to the set of Saved by the Bell and kidnapped Kelly, Lisa, and Jessie Spano. He is soooo cheesy. But it's funny in an uncomfortable way.
That was the greatest video ever!!!!
Seriously, I LOVE this damn video - it's a riot!
But he dances like my dad - what's with that karate kick there, Michael Knight?
O....M....G....the hoff is on fiyah....NOT....
who keeps encouraging the hoff...they need to stop..for all our sakes...
Raging, raving alcoholics try my last nerve.
He's got a wonky eye.
that is hilarious!!! thanks
Raging, raving alcoholics try my last nerve.
MizRo | 07.27.06 - 12:59 pm | #
Hey now! You might offend Pats and Eddy with that comment. 
Take it back!
I could understand, perhaps, if the FCC prohibited him from appearing on TV on that talentless humiliation extravaganza he judges, but why would they not let him board a plane? Or do you mean FAA?
Ha, yeah, "hot cup of Hoffee" got me, tugged on my funnybone a bit. Plus, did anyone see him take a crap in A Dirty Shame, or whatever, the John Waters' movie? ha! Maybe he is an asshole, but he can laugh at himself too. I won't hate on his crazy plastic surgery face and dad dancing. (whoever pointed that out was right on the money!) I guess that's why Germans love him so much - they can't dance either. They can't seem to move their hips when they dance. It's sad.
HE IS GONNA KILL HIMSELF IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR. GET HELP U MORON AND DRY OUT.
I sat next to The Hoff in the Maui airport about 15-18 years ago.He was married to Catherine Hickland at the time and I swear to God I hate to admit this he was stunning and gorgeous.He was also dressed head to toe in a black track suit(like you wouldnt notice him he is 6'4)
EVERYONE was going ape shit over him.
It was hot and sticky and he was all in black,I will never forget it.Dude was cool signing all the kids autographs while wifey looked annoyed.
HE LOOKS SHITFACED IN THE VIDEO.
I THINK HE IS GAY AND CANT COME TO TERMS WITH THE IMAGE, SO DRINKS HIMSELF INTO A COMA.
WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE 'wonky' EYES??????????
Some of the other news sites and blogs said that he totally pissed his pants in the airport in front of everyone ... poor guy ... but, how embarrassing and what a drunk ...
Nice to see a video showing what he has been DENYING in the press! .........That he is still hitting the sauce.....next up-Hohan video snorting coke off toliet-publicist claims it was "medication prescribed by doc"......alrighty then............
I can't get enough of the Hoff. He's the new William Shatner.
HOT!
Love him!!!!People like him makes life interesting.. He is definitely not a bore..
He makes the cheapest videos.
Pats: so sorry, love!! ONLY those of the male persuasion!! 
i saw the hoff on conan or something, he's a funny guy
That's a really funny video. Not as good as "Hooked On A Feeling" though. That one is a classic!
This video was great and I couldn't stop laughing. I loved seeing him and KIT together again. And it so made up for Baywatch Nights.
The Hoff can fuck off.
He's got a wonky eye.
Kat | Homepage | 07.27.06 - 1:05 pm | #
hehe, speaking of which...
Did anyone happen to catch the segment The Today Show did on TMZ.com this morning? Well, remember how when that video of Paris Hilton being read/reacting to some comments from people who, uh, "disapprove" was put on TMZ and people were saying it was totally staged (duh, obviously!)? Y'all wuz right.
While they talked about how some publicists are actually beginning to work with TMZ, Today showed Paris's publicist speaking to her on the scene where that video was recorded. Her publicist was right there the whole time and, I'm sure, even set the thing up. Pfft! What a load of horseshit, TMZ. 
That's hysterical! It's like a bad accident - you shouldn't stop and gawk, but you just can't help yourself. (Does Sponge Bob know about this)?
Hoff reminds me of my dad. Weird.
The Hoff is just like Mo'Nique!
Grow some Respect bitches!
That man should be shot in the face!
Why do Europeans like this music? His videos are cheesy and cheap. The songs are so .... stupid. And why is Kit the car in every video? Why a reference to Baywatch in every video? Yes, David, we KNOW you were Michael Knight in Knight Rider. We KNOW you were in Baywatch. Get over your cheesy dorky self.
People don't get it, or him.... It's like Three Dog Night, has more hits then Pink Floyd and is the best band of all... When you get it, you get it. David has more profane songs then James Blunt, Salt N' Peppa, Los Del Rio, and those Ketchup Whores---what ever that band/group ho thing. David helped the Berlin Wall fall, and right now he's building a Zoo for Def Lepperchan so that band can have furry friends in England.
AHAHAHAHAH...i mean,seriously????
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