Yes, first!!!!!!!!!!
i'm over the entire spelling family. candy looks like a donkey pissed on her face and tori looks like she is the donkey.
"I know that based on what I know, the claims made by the magazine were ridiculous and inaccurate. That's all that can be said."
..which means it's true.
WTF is wrong with Candy's face?
I'm not one to usually give a fuck about Tori Spelling..
but GODDAMN!
Her greedy ass mama can't come off of a few million to shut this bitch up and move on from this media circus?
She could at least write that slut a check!
She got chirrenz to feed!
I hope Tori goes into a blind rage and slits her mother's throat.
She looks like David Hasselhoff and or Tara read in 30... no... more like 2 years
whatever. this shit is sooo true.
They're such ugly things. Now that Aaron is Dead(RIP) I think they should they should both contribute to humanity and buy an Island far from here and live there. Just piss off Tori & Candy.
way to shit on the man's memory... they need to take the spelling money away from both of those whores & divide it up between the cast of melrose place - they're the ones that are really broke...
Oh no, she might have to *gasp* WOOOORK?!?!
TheBreakdown | Homepage | 07.27.06 - 11:42 am |
TheBreakdown - I think I have a crush on you. Your comments always crack me up! 
Hi Jean!
I bet that greedy gold digging new husband Dean Mcdermott is miffed he left his wife and kids for ugly ass Tori. You know he wanted to get his cheating hands on a lot of that 500 million. It's not like Tori has a budding acting career or can model or do anything lucrative. All Tori had was her inheritance and i bet that's all guys were interested in her for.
Candy... What would Aaron do??
fo sho:
We're hanging out at the nude beach today.
We're all about crack today!
I've had a crush on The Breakdown forevah!
Forget the poverty part, think of the rest of the world!!! How can she continue to force those ugly genes on the biologic world???
Man, that whole family looks like Yoda. Sweet creamy Jesus!
am i the only one who thinks this bitch looks like Yoda?
http://www.ahsoralhistoryproject...Random/
Yoda.jpg
Ahahahahhahahaaaa!
Ah....La Angel....
Won't be hearing me say 'no' to crack today!
Noni - you sayin' we're gonna have to fight? 
Tori's husband is currently back on the phone with the hitman whilst cancelling the life insurance policy.
Everyone seems to forget that Candy had to spread 'em for a guy who looked like a troll - who do you think Tori got the bug-eyed look from? She worked for her dough.
Why doesn't Tori go find her own sugar daddy and then she can spend the money she 'earns'. No child should feel they are owed their parents' fortune - that's not how it works.
Candy sounds like the mother from hell!
Her mother could at least chip in some dough to have her tubes tied (double-knot).
Do those eyes really need to be thrust upon another human?!
and gracias, Noni
Skivvies!
Holy cow she does look like yoda, good call.
What is even more disgusting than these 2 women who have already lived in the lap of luxury their whole lives is that this shit happens ALL the fucking time in families after someone dies and there is cash to be divided or someone is left out. I dont care who or what raised you,take 2 or 3 siblings and Daddys favorite- and you have a total TV drama for money.Life isnt wrapped in a nice neat bow,this just proves it.Just that gaudy mansion alone you and I can live forever off that sale.
TheBreakdown is and always has been pure hotness around here.
Anyway, I think Tori figures that her mother will part with some cash if there's a grandchild involved. TMZ is reporting today that Tori was pissed that her mother only spent a measly $1,000,000 on her first wedding. Awww, poor little rich girl.
Anyone with Stevie Nicks as their gravatar is alright with me.
I LOVE that bitch.
Now to the subject at hand...
I don't care how long Candy was married to that bug-eyed fucka, she can part with a bit more of the half a bil.
Have a heart, bitch!
Has anyone seen "28 Day Slater" on YouTube? FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo! She can't give ANYTHING to that cold-hearted horse face Whori. She doesn't deserve it. I have been more like a daughter to Mr. Spelling than she will ever be. Candi, I NEED that money. Please, send some this way. I would take 800,000.00 in a New York minute; and thank you all over national t.v. for it. Then I would organize your e-bay room for you, and NOT complain that you had one. Of course, I would like it if you invited me over to play bowling sometime, but that is all. 
Come on, give a Spelling shout out to Tang!!
I heard today that she was getting 40-50 million- the same as her brother. Which is what her dad wanted.
Tori better get her dity paws on that loot and go buy some massive shit. Fuck her stupid hooker mom. What kind of name is Candy anyway?
Has anyone seen "28 Day Slater" on YouTube? FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!
Gary Coleman | 07.27.06 - 12:18 pm |
OMG!! I love when he makes out with the picture of Elizabeth Berkley. I almost peed myself!
i can see where tori gets her hot looks from...and i'm bored by people who have contributed nothing to society other than to marry well and be spawned....
I can live the rest of my life happily, sans the Spelling dramatics.
Hey everybawdy
TORI CAN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS SO SHE AND HER NEW HUBBY CAN AT LEAST EAT.
HE HAS TO BE SUICIDAL IF ITS TRUE THAT SHE AINT GETTIN A CHUNK OF CHANGE.
FUCK I HUMPED THE TROLL FOR FREE.
what if this is all for show so that ex hubby can't come a knocking and to test hubby #2?
i think part of the baby quest is to get some more money.
Tori got 1million dollars 2 days after he died. So did Randy. They both have trust funds. She'll be fine, not that I care because she's a fucking whore...and maybe she should be a little nicer to her mother who just 2 years ago gave her a million dollar wedding for a marriage that lasted mere months.
Based on what she knows!!!!??? Isn't she the one holding the purse strings at this point.. She should know every fucking thing.. What a rancid, horrid heifer...
BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poor Donna
I feel bad for Tori if this is true. I've never been a fan of hers really, but I seriously doubt her father would want this for his only girl.
Tsk, Tsk Mommsie.....you are a cold hearted bitch! But I guess anybody who's fucked a troll for the last twenty something years deserves every penny she can get her greedy paws on.
Team Tori!
I figured the US Weekly's story was made up, but wouldn't any of you guys have had an awesome time writing that story?! Especially given those AMAZING pictures of her outside of the dollar store and underneath the "we buy gold for cash" sign?
Where the hell is Long Island Irish? I'm sure she could write a great parody of the USW story/pictures.
i'm on team i don't give a f--- becaues they are BOTH greedy whores.
WTF is wrong with Candy's face?
4Queen&Country | 07.27.06 - 11:42 am | #
Yeah, really. She looks like a fucking pekingese!
(no offense to pekingeses, obv)
No, wait. I know which breed Candi Spelling looks like: that little dog from the movie As Good As It Gets. Yeah, that's the ticket. 
No way this old bitch can speak. Her fucking face is stretched back so tight she coulf put her ears in a fucking ponytail behind her head!
Tori might be pretty rough-to-fugly, but she's grown into a compelling sex object and I'd like to fuck the ugly out of her onto the back of the couch.
Team Candy.
Why should the spoiled bitch get any money? She's a manstealing, disrespectful whore who complained that her mother "only" spent ONE MILLION DOLLARS for her freaking wedding.
Not to mention she was traipsing about Toronto the week her father died. You can't tell me should couldn't afford or find time to fly back.
And I'm sure she has some cash stashed away from her allowance. You can't tell me she wasn't getting fundage before ol' Aaron kicked the bucket.
I agree with you SBeetle. Tori needs to get her ass a job and stop trying to live off of daddy's money. Get your own shit.
Based on what she knows!!!!??? Isn't she the one holding the purse strings at this point.. She should know every fucking thing.. What a rancid, horrid heifer...
BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOFTNESS1 | 07.27.06 - 1:57 pm | #
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I agree. This smells like damage control. Fuck her. Candy's true colors have been shown. She's disgusting. She's a shit mother and a shit human being (all that money and the gardener and the manicurist only got how much? and then she does this to her own daughter? when she didn't do anything herself for that wealth except get pregnant).
$800,000's too much!
How in the hell could this woman do this to her child? She is a real big biotch. She put herself infront of her child unlike Tori's father. This woman is stupid for not rightly giving what should be her daughters. Not all mothers are the same and I know that but my gosh, Biotch OPEN YOUR EYES! You have 2 grandbabies now .. think of your daughter and think of your grandbabies.
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