It would have to be that big. The further away from his face, the better.
He should just pose for playgirl if he doesn't want to get a damn job. wah wah wah
Brag Much?
Ok I'm not gonna lie if I was a dude and had 10 - I would too! LOL
I'd hit it only if he let me dress up as Lisa Turtle so I could dominatricize his ass!
I don't buy it for a minute
LMAO.
I can just feel the incredulity when the interviewer was like eight.lol.
Ruin me my ass. Get a bloody job Dustin,you're not above any job stupid.
fug fug fug
I don't care if he's 2 inches or 10 inches. He's too ugly to mess with. I'd be screeching if i took a look at his face that close!
how do you listen to a transcript?
if there's 10 that's enough for us to share it!!
TheBreakdown totally called it. Even if I was 20 inches away from it I would need a roofie to even mount that shit.
I bought one of his shirts. It's crap!
Oh yea, I'd be hittin that fo sure!
If he has 10 inches, he could easily become a Hebitch and save his house.
Call the pron video 'Saved by the Dick'.
He should sell t shirts with his dick imprint on it
Um... I'm confused. Is he talking about his nose or his private?
DAMN bring it on! Beauty is only a light switch away! I'd hit that 10 inches!
"Hi Misther Belding. I'm Scthreech, and I'm ten inches. Leetha, will you marry me?"
I don't care if he's 8,9,10 inches, he's still too fug to hit.
so gross.
Has anyone seen "28 Day Slater"? Check it out on YouTube. I'm not spamming, I just hit the wrong link for the Spelling stuff...
seeing is believing. And I want to see it hard!
don't care if it was 12", there's not enough KY in the world that would get this girl wet
I think he's kind of cute. And would definitely hit it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v...%20day%
20slater
OMG Gary Coleman. LOL Here is the link to the first episode! hahahaha
he should do all is interviews with his pants down...that's all any of care about anyways and it frees us up from looking at his face or hearing him speak....
Today my comapny is doing a stupid "ribbon cutting" on a project we completed. I was told by camel toe not to wear a suit which of course everyone wore today anyway. I am feeling very meh, feh and snuh about this stupid thing, so I wore a pair of tweed pants and a silk shirt. Sounds good, right? Problem is I found the pants in my "80's stuff I haven't given to goodwill yet", and as such are floddy with a high waist and are designed by....Liz Claiborne. The shirt is really dressy as are the shoes and I just grabbed some random belt that I found at my Grandmother's apartment when I had to clean it out. It's a belt from a pair of "Chic" pants, so at least it is in keeping with the retard pants theme. Also my jewelry is very classy too. Oh and the front seams of the tard pants are fraying and stretching cuz I forgot that Iam not a size 7 anymore. All in all a smashing courture tour de force no? Oh and I started my period. Will someone please kill me?
Well at least camel toe's suit looks straight Dress Barn, so I don't feel too crappy.
Sorry guys, off topic, just needed to share 
A porn career would be the best thing he could do for himself.
he kind of looks like a dirty 70's porn star. I bet it's big, but not 10" but i'd be willing to find out for everyone and get back to ya 
Hahahahahaha Dalton... Yeah, touch base with us when you're through.
Mishma, high-waisted pants are in right now. As long as they're not tapered
mishma...I'm sure you are hot enough to pull that outfit off!!
Fuck 'em anyway.
go on,sister.
I agree! If you're hung like that and you need money, do porn; don't beg other people for $$$ to help you save your house. There's LOTS of people that still rent and don't even own a house, so too bad if he couldn't hold on to it.
Most of the time when people brag about crap like their dicks, how much sex they have, how crazy the sex is that they DO get....they're compensating for a lack of everything they're bragging about.... He's got a stub and is tryin to play it off. Fuck off Screeech.
Not tapered Shoogie, still feel totally gay. F'ing camel toe set me up which I should have seen a mile away. Oh well, didn't want to wear a suit anyway as the event is outside and it's oh, about 85 right now in the shade
I have bad taste and wear old smelly clothes with period stains and my pussy avatar is broken!!!
Go fuck yourself cunt psycho fake mishma.
Off to the ribbon cutting.....sigh
Damn...he's up one inch from me. I'm jealous...uh, sort of.
If he wants to save his house, maybe enough people would each pay $1 to see his dick?
This loser has no shame, begging for money - get a fucking job like everyone else. Boo hoo that he was a dumbshit and wasted all his Saved by the Bell money. Maybe he should off himself for the insurance money and leave us, the public, the fuck alone.
10"? You mean his nose right?!
Or it's 10" with the growth on it, right.
NO ONE CARES WHAT A LOSER
I believe it when I see it.
Yeah but how is that saving his house.. Wasn't he about to lose his place...
What a cruel joke to most men. I've found that most good looking men have little to nothing in that dept, but nerdish, ugly men are packing...
The porno should be called "Saved by the Bell End"
If he wants to save his house, maybe enough people would each pay $1 to see his dick?
muhammedwithbombonhead | 07.27.06 - 1:18 pm | #
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i'd pay a $1 to see his dick... in fact, i'd shell out $$$ on his porn tape. there's nothing funnier than some child star that has nothing left but a gigantic shlong - i'm sooooo there...
OMG that ribbon cutting ceremony was lame....well, at least free food in 15 minutes
OMG that ribbon cutting ceremony was lame....well, at least free food in 15 minutes
mishma | 07.27.06 - 2:18 pm | #
Don't you hate the corporate bullshit propaganda. I used to work for Panasonic and Siemen's and we had that happy horseshit all the time. It's sooooo fake
Yeah Barburger, I'm even thinking of skipping the free food because even that comes with a price....a price of "mingling". I think I will eat the leftover bagels from yesterday with the moldy cherries in the fridge, come to think of it.
yeah, I would probably hit it. there I said it! haha
God, I suck so bad. I mean, I refer to myself as "the D man" for fuck's sake.
I like to make fun of the other former cast members of SBTB, but the fact of the matter is, they're all more successful than me by an order of magnitude.
I'm trying to sell crappy shirts to save my house because I was too much of an idiot to understand the details of a contract I signed. How pathetic is that?
It doesn't really matter how big my dong is. Have you guys seen the land-monster that I put it in? If no, this should give you an idea what type of lady she is.
http://www.donshula.com/
48ozmemb...5256EDA00008CA6
Yes, that's really her.
Oh and yes, soooooo fake. The VP and I are the only ones that escaped to our offices and he doesn't seem too pissed. Camel Toe then came to collect me and VP said leave her alone she's doing a project for me...NICE
I'd totally let him hit me from behind. Is that wrong?
why does your god put gigantic, thick, veiny cocks on such dorky guys?
how do you listen to a transcript?
poofy pants | 07.27.06 - 11:58 am | #
My thoughts exactly, he's an idiot. A few years ago he was trying to be a stand-up comic and was at my university. I didn't go but my roommate did and apparently all he did was talk about his dick and I guess he swore a lot. Cuz that's bad ass..mmmkay Screech.
What a cruel joke to most men. I've found that most good looking men have little to nothing in that dept, but nerdish, ugly men are packing...
SOFTNESS1 | 07.27.06 - 1:55 pm
AMEN sista
The ribbon cutting was so fun. I love my boring job that where I make shit money because I couldnt graduate from high school. I got free food, the highlight of my pathetic life. I am so lame and I am my stalker so dont buy my alter ego avatar posting self. I am not funny, witty or good at anything. Please hate me as much as I hate myself.
Hug me.
The ribbon cutting was so fun. I love my boring job that where I make shit money because I couldnt graduate from high school. I got free food, the highlight of my pathetic life. I am so lame and I am my stalker so dont buy my alter ego avatar posting self. I am not funny, witty or good at anything. Please hate me as much as I hate myself.
Hug me.
mishma | 07.27.06 - 3:08 pm | #
Hey fake Mishma,
Just stop it you little cunt , I have a great job. I make 40K!!!
this guy creeps me out much more than ann coulter. he's just so perv-y... don't you think?
What a cruel joke to most men. I've found that most good looking men have little to nothing in that dept, but nerdish, ugly men are packing...
i'm packing, and pretty good looking 
i don't sleep around though, so few girls know!
Yeah, ten inches. But someone should have told him they weren't talking about his nose.
Hell yeah. I'd hit it! Screech is hot.
The only ppl who want a guy with a big ole dick are manwhores with loose assholes and obese women that have had 3 or more kids...When will men learn? It's SOOO unsexy to talk about your dick. If that's your only "redeeming quality", you're a PATHETIC LOSER!
Jesus Christ no avatar fake Mishma, is this how you entertain yourself? Listen, develop a drug addiction, may I suggest meth? It is much more funner and the voices in your head will be from the lack of sleep and not psychosis. Also, get yourself an XBox, make sure you have cable too. This concludes the real mishma's mental health PSA of the day
If he's packing that much, he needs to show it off in Playgirl and earn his own money to save his house!
I'd hit it only if he let me dress up as Lisa Turtle so I could dominatricize his ass!
miso | 07.27.06 - 11:52 am | #
LMAO! I almost spit Diet Coke all over my monitor when I read your comment. 
Who gives a flying rat's fuck about you and your nasty ass donkey dong you fucking LOSER. Only people who care are aging queens with gaping assholes and nasty old whores with stretched out vaginas the size of the grand canyon, ewww. LOL
Ever look at your face? You're DISGUSTING! Go away.
"Hi Misther Belding. I'm Scthreech, and I'm ten inches. Leetha, will you marry me?"
Blanche TangWeiDong | 07.27.06 - 12:15 pm | #
Too fucking funny!!
Screech is a mooch!
Go away!
Hey who cares about his damn face! If he's got 10 inches I'd definately let him hit it, and hit it HARD!
OK I'm a slut..I know..
You know it doesn't matter how massive he is. If he just goes by the "it's big, worship it" BS and doesn't know how to USE the damn thing. It's worthless.
You know it doesn't matter how massive he is. If he just goes by the "it's big, worship it" BS and doesn't know how to USE the damn thing. It's worthless.
Sbeetle | 07.27.06 - 5:01 pm
If it's big enough, the guy hardly has to move
it's probably big for a white guy which could only be 4-6 inches lol
He's so full of shit about ten inches. I read the largest one on record is only 8 inches.
Just wanted to add: I'd google it to back up my assertion, but I'm scared of the results I'd get with the search terms "largest penis on record" Hope you understand. Much obliged.
Sure, I'd fuck him. A role isn't the same as the person who plays it.
what's up with the fake mishima? Please talk about dustin diamond's 10" dick instead of creeping us out. Please get on meth!
I wouldn't hit it with your dick!
Santino Rice?
Screech, unleash that monster.......the world is waiting in hot anticipation!
He's so full of shit about ten inches. I read the largest one on record is only 8 inches.
kikichanelconspiracy | 07.27.06 - 6:15 pm | #
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Bullshit! I once dated a male model who had 10 inches easy.....we had just started to kiss etc, and then he unzipps his pants and whips it out.....I almost fainted dead away as there was no way that MONSTRO was coming near my cute little bagina! He had to settle for a nice hand-job instead.
Point is, yes Virginia there is a Santa Claus and there IS such a thing as a BIG TEN INCH UNIT!
Actually I heard that the longest unit on record belonged to a celebate monk.Now aint that some shit? 
Oh shit, I dated a guy that looked sort of like him. I have to go wash my vagina out now.
Eugh... no.
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