bloated ass
he is disgusting.
They are both the epitome of sloth and slime.
Elvis the later years.
EEEWWW I can just smell the fat and sweat..
Love,
The Ice Queen
Yuck, can someone pour salt on him?
With all that money he should f-ing head to the gym or buy a gym and GO!
yuck
I hate this brat
Perfect reality show.
Drop him in the middle of Yemen
with no credit cards, coke or cash.
Watch how fast he's beheaded-live
Send Paris with him. The middle east simple life.
How can he always be so oily and sweaty. He doesn't even need any suntan oil. He's gross!
i think nicky has the skinny/fat disease much worse than the Barton.her body is gross.no definition at all!
and brandon davis is nasty,too.
That's the position his fat ass and those Hilton skanks know the best...
WHORIZONTAL
He looks like Marlon Brando crossed with Jaba the Hut - or the Plumped Up version of Kelly LaBrock
Whoa that is one fugly mug. What did he ever do again?
You know I used to sunbathe in HS, now I have, oh I dunno, TOO MUCH TO DO IN LIFE TO LIE AROUND LIKE A SLOTH. Also $ buys leisure, NOT class.
Why can't I get my gravatar to work?
FATCROTCH
Yes Nicki definitely has the skinny/fat thing going on.
Oh and smoking in the sun, good call!
lets try this one
I hope this fat fuck will be forced to shop at the dollar store with Tori
I wonder if Brandon doesnt sweat too much he'd be like a fatty ass like his brother Jason whathisface? If this were true, I don't think he minds that he's sweating cats and dogs.
All the money they will never find enough time to spend...all the time they spend doing...nothing. Waste of space.
I can never fail to understand, what with million upon millions at their whim, these assholes can't afford to go to the fucking gym.
He's clearly on deaths door. A walking time bomb. I hope Nicky Hilton lets him lick her rank box out of sympathy. A bloated heir's dying wish...
Nothing worse than a boozed up greasy fat ass bloated tub of shit baking his fat ass and smoking like a chimney. He might wanna put down the booze and cigarettes and chomp on a bottle of trim spa or put his million to use and get liposuction with the quickness and a lifetime gym membership. He defines worthless piece of shit. Nicky Hilton ain't nop better with her plain ass bony self.
They both need to invest some $$$$ in an elliptical machine and a bowflex.
Many of these trust-fund kids are sorely lacking in muscle-tone and definition...
They will regret it later in life when they are tolling around in a Hoveround.
I bet Brandon sweats nicotine, lard, ju-jubes and beef broth.
blech! he's like robert de niro in the latter half of raging bull.. disgusto. or like a really really gross uncle who hugs you too close and smells like cheap cologne. Vom-time.
I would like to live their lives for one day. After that I would be so bored I would be planning world domination...or going gobs of blow, depends on my mood that day
going = doing
He is lying flat on his back and he still has a gut. Gross! And you know this greasy slob doesn't even need tanning oil...*barfs*
Elvis the later years.
tips for brandon: 1. exercise 2. put down the goddamn cell phone for once 3. wash your hair 4. cut your hair 5. don't put any fucking shit in your hair 6. stop hanging out with cunts
if one looked up "useless" in the dictionary - there would be a picture of Brandon Davis.
I bet he smells like hot garbage.
I can never fail to understand, what with million upon millions at their whim, these assholes can't afford to go to the fucking gym.
they're just fucking lazy. if i were rich, i'd have the body of a greek god.
The middle east simple life !!!!!!! love it !!!!!!!!
and nikki does have major skinnyfat issues...
I thought she was so "busy" creating a new hotel. I guess she has lemmings to do the real creating.
all brandon needs is a high protein diet, intensive circuit training, and etiquette lessons. how gross is it when people smoke, let alone around the swimming pool? ugh.
what a turd
celebrity hater
I agree! If I was rich and useless my ass would be in the gym so that people would have a good reason to hate me other than my money.
Damn somebody call Wildlife Serives. A whale has beached itself.
If he doesn't need to work, he should at least volunteer for a worthy cause. Save a tree!!! Teach an NBA player to read!!! Do SOMETHING.
If you were rich you'd be in shape? Now I've heard it all.
I would be a fucking GODDESS, if I didn't have to work, clean my house, do the laundry, water the plants, rake the leaves, run to the cleaners, etc......
I would exercise everyday and work with the aged FOR FREE!!
Useless mofos!
I heard he's pregnant with Scatina Stroch's baby or maybe he's bloted from swallowing jizz the night before
If you were rich you'd be in shape? Now I've heard it all.
well, if i were a rich CELEB i'd be in shape... because they don't ever DO anything, they have all this free time. if i were rich and really busy, i'd still be a fat bastard
SHAQUANDRA | 07.28.06 - 11:03 am | #
LOL, that was spot on!
In Nicky's defence it does seem like she works. She has a horrible clothing line (Chick) and is opening her own hotel chain. Why not take a holiday.
Brandon Davies on the other hand is a coked up sweat monster.
he is gross, there is always a cigarette hanging out of his mouth.
perhaps if he got a life and made himself useful he would stay out of
re-hab.
nicky hilton makes me laugh. she was ugly before all her plastic surgery.
From what I understand, Brandon Davis got all his money from oil... Not petroleum from the ground, but oil he secretes from his pores...
Wow...he's a disgusting mooching fattie.
Eurgh.
His skin looks like it hates him. Look how his jowls are trying to escape from his face.
He needs to be sheep dipped.
this site is making me sick today. first the video of boogie and howie-which totally took my apetite...and now looking at Brandon Davis laying in the sun..
Yuk.
"he just looks like fugness is seeping out of his pores."
He ain't the only one, Nikki Hilton is the epitome' of a butterface.
I thought she was going out with that short actor from that HBO series and duh, I can't think of the name!
Is it just me or do Nicky's feet look humongous?
Cant these girls find some cooler guys to hang with? He is such a nerd! They are stupid though..so maybe thats why they never hang with anyone cool. Do they ever do anything productive?? Its amazing how they do absolutely nothing day after day.
The photographer who felt the need to take pictures of these two losers needs to be killed.
I thought she was going out with that short actor from that HBO series and duh, I can't think of the name!
none | 07.28.06 - 11:55 am | #
Kevin Connoly, Entourage.
I used to really like Kevin Connoly. But since he got with Nikky, he's lost his appeal...or something. I don't like watching him anymore on Entourage.
His hair cut/style is wonky. The front half is to long and to 70's.
Why are there pap shots of him now? He's a greasy, big pored, tiny weinered, fat fuck, who where's foundation.
The photographer who felt the need to take pictures of these two losers needs to be killed.
Youri | 07.28.06 - 12:09 pm | #
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I concur
He is definitely, one could say, paunchy.
how gross is it when people smoke, prettykitty | Homepage | 07.28.06 - 11:10 am | #
Fuck off, you tight ass cunt!
hope they both get skin cancer :O)
They are both disgusting, but hey, who WOULDN'T want that life? Laying around all day, going to parties at night, all on Mommy and Daddy's money. Must be nice!
Lohan must be doing drugs if she willingly slept with him. He has a weirdly plastic-Elvis look to his face. Must be the oil. Do his parents like Elvis too?
I thought coke helped you lose weight. And he smokes, for god's sake! Doesn't smoking decrease your appetite?
How old is he??? He has the body of a middle aged man.. WTF????? Why doesn't gravity affect his stomach.. He's lying on his back but yet his stomach is still bloated upwards...
His boobies are bigger than hers. He must be so proud!!!
her bikini is all the way down her ass.... wassup with that?
He is gross. Oil heir is so appropos.
He is a total cunt! What the hell is his claim to fame besides being a rich arrogant ugly piece of goo some dog crapped out? Wheres a tsunami when you need one?
These two should thank their lucky stars that they were born into money Nikki is so fucken ugly (as is her sister)and if she weren't born into the Hilton family there's no way she would be given the chance to do the things that she does like make handbags or tacky ass jewelry.
Don't ever be jealous of "that!" The only thing he has going for him is his money. No personality, not intelligent and just a slob. This dumb-@$$ will do himself in.
his feet are unusually small.
hmmm, you know what they say about small feet ..... small shoes.
GAF BARGAINS
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He's such a slimy SHWETTY fat slob. YUCK FUCKIN' *PUKE*
Is it me or is he always sweating? Homeboy is mad greasy 24/7 .
two of the least valuable people to society on earth...
Yuck. I can't believe Mischa Barton f**ked this dude.
He's such a slimy SHWETTY fat slob. YUCK FUCKIN' *PUKE*
Yeah | 07.28.06 - 3:18 pm | #
"Shwetty" You totally reminded me of Alec Baldwin on Saturday Night Live when he's Pete Shwetty hawking his "Shwetty Balls" on the radio
Fucking Nicky's feet are bigger than his. Look at those stubby things. It's a wonder the guy can walk. It's a wonder such small things can carry so much weight. Like a miracle of biological engineering.
Oh well, at least he can wear lovely, dainty shoes.
what makes it even better is they are cousins. their parents should be so proud.
SHE IS GETTIN ALL GREASED UP FROM HIM.
Anyone else notice that he looks like a bloated Baldwin?? Maybe he is lost from the fold or something. Ewww
nicky probably just brings him around so people talk about how greasy and bloated he is instead of how fug she's been looking lately...
They both have bad bodies. And he looks like Elvis did when he started that slide from "hot Elvis" to "big fat gross Elvis".
less than zero, anyone?
playdough melts in the sun..maybe they will 2
He IS working! That's how his father gets all the oil to sell!
Isn't Nicki the uglier sister who pretends to have a real job?
HES A BLOATED PIG BAKING IN THE SUN.CANT STAND THIS FUCKING LAZY FAT ASS...I SAW HIM ON SOME SHOW DEMANDING A FREE HOTDOG TRYING TO INTIMIDATE THE HELPLESS HOTDOG VENDOR HE WAS YELLING FOR SOMEONE TO GIVE HIM A CIGARETTE AND THEN A FREE HOTDOG ALL SWEATY AND BLOATED...IT WAS SICKENING...NOT ONLY HIS GROSSNESS BUT THAT THE RICH FUCK WAS SCRUBBING A CIGARETTE AND A HOTDOG.GET A JOB U USELESS FAT FUCK...GO JOGGING.I CANNOT STAND THIS FUCKING LOSER.ID LOVE TO SEE HIM GET A BEAT DOWN BY A BUNCH OF THUGS THEN GET IT UP THE ASS
Fo sure!
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