first!
Cunt
Tevin Campbell? Fuck. Last time I heard of him was from a Goofy Movie.
She makes her marginally talented sister look like the second coming. I'd pay a years salary to watch someone take a sledge hammer to her beak.
Well that clears it up. I was wondering how in the world she was going to keep up on Broadway. Turns out, she can't!
TEVIN CAMPBELL!!! LOL I thought he was in back alleys somewhere giving blowjobs for money....wow I havent heard about him in a long time
This is about as good as Brit-brit on Broadway, ahahahahaha
Why the fuck is this bitch even remotely famous. Oh, yeah, her sister is Lizzy McGuire.
damn look how big her calves are
He got busted soliciting a policeman for some oral, whatev, a mouth is a mouth.
I can't stand Haylie Duff. I'd pay to check this shit out just to watch this bitch fall on her face. ☺
Nepotism...... Rampant nepotism....
Awww Tevin Campbell - where did he go?? lol
Tevin Campbell?! That would have made my day! Tell me what you want me to dooo... that is some straight-up seventh grade shit!
And you KNOW it is a slow news day when we are discussing Hailey 'Kentucky Derby' Duff and Tevin 'At Play in the Fields of the Rest Stop' Campbell.
Cooooool.
I didn't know she sang.
She didn't know she sang either.
They should have dragged out that old cunt Vitamin C to play it..she;'s got nothing goin on..last I heard she couldnt afford her mortagage in Los Feliz...her demise was so predictable and deserved..what a bitch!!!
Awwww... Tevin Campbell, bless his heart! God, it's more than a decade since I heard about him. Broadway, huh? At least he ain't dead or in jail. I used to love that song 'Can We Talk' from '93 or something...ahhh, that song is brings back sweet college memories.. 
Remember when Tevin Campbell sang to Ashley on Fresh Prince.
Can we talk for a minute...girl I want to kow your naaame
Like omg, this bitch needs to get some serious plastic surgery done, like a face transplant, shes a loser and I wish she would go the fuck away, hello, just because your virgin sister is famous dosent mean you have to ride her coatails, as fucking if.
Can we talk for a minute...girl I want to kow your naaame
Ennis Del Mar | 07.28.06 - 12:50 pm | #
**blushes at Ennis**
Dang, I didn't know that Amber was Vitamin C in the movie. She was hot shit. How the fuck did she evolve into "Vitamin C" which is the dumbest fucking stage name I have ever heard.
MK -you are the potty-mouthed ray of sunshine that brightens my day. I'm sooo glad you're back!
Thanks for the review! When the rehersal pictures came out I kept thinking "Does anyone really think this is a good idea?" and it's good to know that I was right! However, if I were in NY, I'd probably check it out anyway, just for b/c I too love to put a bitch down (LOVE IT!)
This site is getting so mean spirited that it's just full of assholes.
vitamin C tried to become a teen pop star in her 30's and the label manufactured her as vitamin C and died her hair yellow/orange..then when she was sick of that she posed with her small tits showing on Maxim which noone cared about and then she fell into desperation and tried to get a doll deal...that was a joke...then she married her boyfriend after cheating on him and using him for an apt in NY. She bought an expensive house that she cant afford. At one point she was telling people that Harvey Weinstein was calling her the next Gwyneth Paltrow...at which point I pratically sprayed my diet coke all over her best friend in Los Feliz. She is currently freaking out and wondering where she went wrong!!! LOL
I don't get why Haylie Duff gets acting roles. Hillary is bad enough and her popularity can't be explained - but is she really powerful enough to force people to give her sister jobs?
I'm suprised that Duff didn't trip over her nose! She's lucky to have made it through one show.
all I have to say is horse face
vitamin C did not play the role of amber in the original movie. She played Penny Pingleton.
Michael K - Were there piles of hay in the mezzanine? Did the theater have the stink of a barn? Did you have a drink in the tack room during intermission?
Why are they remaking the movie? The original movie with Rick lake was really good and funny. Ricki Lake actually did a good job. Guess I'm getting old 
LA! Bwahahahahahaha!!!
Shoogie: EVERYTHING great MUST be regurgitated as pap!!! I hate the fact that they could not leave perfection alone. The movie was awesome.
vitamin C's mastermind was a guy who looked exactly like Danny Bonaduce...might as well been..they both are train wrecks...but the Danny show was better than an episode of Intervention!!!
Easily the funniest fucking review I've ever read.
MK...you really need to make reviewing movies, plays, albums a regular feature on your site.
I laughed my ass off till I nearly pissed myself.
mischa...your avatar still fucking rocks my world every time I see it.
oh, shit! Tevin Campbell!
This is what happens when you let people with no business being on a Broadway stage ON a Broadway stage, people like Rosie O'Donnell, Melanie Griffith,...you get this Duff loser.
You get crap acting, crap dancing, crap singing, but somehow, you get the butts in the theatre seats..it's all about publicity and $$$, folks, not talent.
Is it me, or is the background phallic?
who did haylie blow to get a gig on broadway?...seriously!
Well if any of you saw Napoleon Dynamate, Haylie definatly pulled off Summer Wheatly well. don't know why she couldn't do the same thing here.
Obviously I saw the show years ago in previews since I'm not poor and I know people.
But I don't gain pleasure from other's failure. That's sad. Most bloggers are quite unattractive so they should be nice. Ugly and rude is a horrible mix.
Great review Michael K. Lovely! hahaa
Posts like this is why I love Michael K...
I thought that first photo was the cover of Beyonce's new album...
that shit's as stale as Mamma Mia
Girl's dress looks like an autumn wedding cake. I'm getting diabetes looking at it.
Maybe the new Miss Universe can have a piece.
Nope this is a picture of the Dixie Chicks concert series. Taking clues from Pee Wee's Playhouse the Chicks have dressed up like B52'S rejects. They also have a "secret word" it's called "whores" as in "media whores". Special guests include Larry Fishburne as Cowboy Curtis. He's "the Chicks" new Pimp. Also Paul Rubens as Pee Wee, and Sly Stalone as Rambo aka John "Goodboy Scientology" Rambo.....
That should have been placed on her face.
the role she was born to play.
film version? there already is a film version, they're making it again??
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