First!!
YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"panty creamer"
nice title, LOL!!!!
Dweeb.
Johnny Depp Who?????
I know he's probably a total a$shole, but damn, me likey.
Yes please!
Does anyone but me not find this metrosexual dork attractive?
I.....LOVE....... HIM....... (creepy weird smile).....delicious
Clearly kept his hands in his pockets to not be accused of a quickie on the tarmac
HOT!
I like him in that last pic....
GO YANKEES 
He's hot shit, especially when his wife isn't around.
He's as average as the day is long.
Jess, love your avatar.
HELLO WHY ARE ALL THE MYSPACE ACCOUNTE BEING DELETED???????????????????????????????????????????
??????????? WHATS GOING ON??????????????????????????????
He's yummy, but I still can't understand why he likes to boink that bag of bones wife of his. She's beyond disgusting.
OPPS I MEANT ACCOUNTS??????????? ME AND ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE BEEN DELETED?????????????????????????
WHAT HAPPENED TO MYSPACE?????????????????????????????
god oh god i hope he moves to LA. a girl can dream, right?
Nope. My panties are dry.
He always looks so much better without that fishwife of his.
I like his style... I think he's handsome 
Psst..Becks, bang that blonde, the closest you will get to human flesh once you're home with the Posh Bot
NONE | 07.28.06 - 12:32 pm | #
Fuck! Why don't you go get a fucking new journal, go to your driver's ed class, and STOP FUCKING STRETCHING THE BOX!!! *secretly glad myspace is fucked up*
hotttttttttttttttttttt :D
Jess, love your avatar.
Phoenix | 07.28.06 - 12:32 pm | #
Thanks I love that Zidane....*drool*
He looks great. Just don't ask him to speak.
And he will never leave Posh because she MADE his ass.
Before he met her, he was not famous, didn't have any sense of style, etc, etc.
Say what you will about that skinny bitch, but she can got him the money...then spent it!
Gosh he is so cute.
His hair looks really goofy there. He is not a four year old boy. Geesh.
What's stretching the box, Stoney? When you type beyond the confines of Haloscan?
I've seen pics of him looking a lot more fuckable than this. I'd still hit it though.
I have never heard his voice. Everyone keeps saying 'just don't let him talk'. Does he sound like Minnie Mouse?
THE LOUIS VUITTON MANPURSE IS SO HOT AND FAGGY AT THE SAME TIME
I'm just not seeing it...
Put it like this.
He and Mike Tyson SOUND alike.
I'm just not that into him.
The thought of him and Posh getting it on ruins it for me...
Is that Lizzy Grubman in the Background???
is he real?!? oh Dadddy.
Put it like this.
He and Mike Tyson SOUND alike.
TheBreakdown | Homepage | 07.28.06 - 12:41 pm | #
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Oh shit, NO 
I've never heard him talk either. Thank the fuck my Brit hub has a gorgeous voice.
He speaks like mike tyson with a britsh accent. Sad!
He is like the hottest guy ever, Leave Poshbot for me darling!!
DAMN he is so fucking hot, i cant believe he bangs that scrawney troll POSH!!!! damn her to hell!!
And everyone wants to blame Posh?
They should be thanking her anorexic ass for shielding that shrill voice from microphones all over the world, allowing him to maintain his lucrative contracts as a butch metrosexual.
Ha, right.
I was just going to say that the girl looks like lizzie grubman.
Nice sunglasses.
On a side note, DListed is the home of ugly girls. Seriously. There's a couple of hotties, but most are fat and/or so fucking average.
Ya wanna see a HOT soccer player now that is Cristiano Rolando...Good Lord he is so hot make ya wanna smack somebody!! Becks is ok I guess. Not ugly but just kinda there..
He flies Ryanair??? Cheap ass! 
he is a good looking dude. handsome bloke.
like the hair no the shades even though they are considered "In now"
I don't usually go apeshit over blonde guys but he is hot fucking shit!
it's true | 07.28.06 - 12:56 pm | #
How do you know what I look like, butthole?
Ohhh..I had a very dirty dream about this wanker! He was all over my ass, nekkid, trying to get me to have sex with him. At first I was all, like, um, naw, I shouldn---ah, fuck it, let's go!
And we did. And it was fabulous. And I don't even cream my panties over this guy, generally...hm?
Ohhh..I had a very dirty dream about this wanker! He was all over my ass, nekkid, trying to get me to have sex with him. At first I was all, like, um, naw, I shouldn---ah, fuck it, let's go!
And we did. And it was fabulous. And I don't even cream my panties over this guy, generally...hm?
Yuck. The ego just drips from him. I not like. Everybody thought he looked so great in a white speedo. I thought where are the chests muscles the arm musles and perhaps the bulge. Gross is my take.
what happend to myspace????????????
People if you hate us, then why don't just move your ass on back to that scumbag Perez?
*inhaling another twinkie downing it with Ketel One"
Fucking assholes...
He's nuttin' but hot!
As long as he doesn't talk, I'd hit that till kingdom come (er, so to speak).
How does the box get stretched?
He's handsome....great tan, hair, style, etc. However, the bad tats have got to go....UGH! Way too skinny too. Wow, I'm shocked to learn that the has a horrible voice. I guess we're so glued to his face that we don't even realize we've never heard him speak. I wonder if we can download a clip? I'm curious now.
The box gets stretched when someone writes the same letters over and over again with no spaces, like ewwwww etc.
This man is HOT as Hell! Love his hair and style.
Becks is nice to look at but the voice ruins it for me big time not to mention the fact that he's with that android....Luca Toni from Italy is yummy!~
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j...related&
search=
will make you love him even more...and make it harder to hate her cause she seems so nice...
yes his voice is a bit off. but damn he's hot...
obtw theres 10 parts sit and watch them all hehe
although i think he's starting to look a little old..
He's effin Gorgeous!To me he's the panty creamer of the day EVERYDAY!!
HAWTNESS!!
He's definitely a panty creamer!
that is one incredibly retarded hairdo
thats theone thing i love, the hair is hot
OMFG he DOES sound like Mike Tyson with a Brit accent and a common-as-dirt one at that
I would sooo be this mans come dumpster.
he's totally doing that blonde bitch.
i'm mean.
Lizzy G. is fucking nasty...
/mentally crops her from photo
OMFG he DOES sound like Mike Tyson with a Brit accent and a common-as-dirt one at that
DamnedIAm | Homepage | 07.28.06 - 2:01 pm | #
very very common.. poor thing he is...you expect a posh accent and then you get that its almost enough to laugh each and every time he opens his mouth....
I think he's HOT and DUMB and RICH just like me likes them...
Anyone notice the plane behind him has ADHD on it? No point really, just observation.
Oh yeah, and he's HOTT.
whoever said he sounds like Mike Tyson is wrong. mike Tyson has a way worse voice! ugh david is so hot!
Anyone notice the plane behind him has ADHD on it? No point really, just observation.
Oh yeah, and he's HOTT.
melissa 7/7 | 07.28.06 - 2:38 pm | #
~ Didn't notice that at first, because he's such a Cutie Patootie!
That's funny though!
He is BEAUTIFUL!!!!
Yuck. That tatoos make him even yuckier. I just don't get the attraction. YUCK.
i'd just like to point out again, god what a fucking awful hairdo
he's also a cheater and supports his wife being an anorexic alien
AHHHHHH, Becks! Thank you MK. He's so fucking hot, its insane!!!!
i usually think becks looks hot, but i checked my panties and they're dry...sorry...
lovin is hairm . HOt
You know he's hitting it with that blonde chick sniffing around in the background.
Finally. I real panty creamer!
lookin gooooood.
hot
never saw the appeal of blondies, especially becks....and he looks like elton john in the first pic.
The hair, dude, the hair.
You're starting to look like Ryan Semencrest with that damn swirly thing on your head.
like seriously, if i had to leave the house with hair like that, i'd go jump off a cliff
ya, ya, so he has retarded tats, but let's be honest Bitches are still drooling over him..
How does the box get stretched?
Anonymous | 07.28.06 - 1:18 pm | #
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See this post in Afternoon Crumbs:
Victoria Silvstedt should take her orgasms indoors [IDLYITW
So hot. Mmmmmmmm
Becks so hot,
so athletic,
so far away.
LOL
Put it like this.
He and Mike Tyson SOUND alike.
TheBreakdown | Homepage | 07.28.06 - 12:41 pm |
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Ok,that just killed it for me.
The bitch is Ida-Marie Vatne, a norwegian reporter..
http://pub.tv2.no/TV2/sporten/
ar...ticle660913.ece
fauxhawks are hawt. is that lizzie grubman in that one pic???
oops... sorry ladies, didn't mean to ruin the moment,...
Always a panty creamer.
It can't be called an official panty creamer unless he has his shirt off.
God, he is so hot.
Anyone who finds a leather-covered skeleton sexually attractive enough to reproduce with it is not attractive in my books.
The white speedos are still flashing in my mind.
he's a GOD. im practically drooling in front of my computer. HOT!!
as usual David Beckham is tooooo hot! i try to be like 'hes not all that; but he is;
so hot! anyone notice that in the last picture the plane says ADHD? haha yea...
HOT! sexiest man alive right now!
He isn't attractive anymore.
hes the hottest man alive...that anorexic bitch gats that everynight....no fair!!!
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