stephen dorff is a scrawny fuck. i'd still fuck his brains out. but hes tiny.
oh sorry | 07.29.06 - 11:45 am | #

OMG!!! Hot.com.
Laurie Boatner | 07.29.06 - 11:46 am | #

Wil Wheaton...that prick has no chin.
Kats | 07.29.06 - 11:54 am | #

Sigh...I remember when Stephen Dorff was hot....now hes hot-ish...but mostly kindof a tool.
Jeebus | 07.29.06 - 11:55 am | #

Someone tell me who Wil Wheaton is, they are all over it on Fark.

Oh wait...I'll just Google

Awake at 8:55 am on a Saturday morning is just too sad

Listenig to hubby snore after getting home @ 5:30 am from poker game claiming he wasn't drunk ya right.

*slipping brandy into am coffee*
mishma | 07.29.06 - 12:00 pm | #

Ok dork was on StarTrek, whatevs
mishma | 07.29.06 - 12:05 pm | #

OK,Stephen is way over the hill now.we want a six pack waist,not monkey man.And why pinpoint Rachel Miner's birth date,as if she was a celebrity.The bitch stopped having her 15 minutes of fame the moment she stopped screwing macauly the freak.and who the hell is Martina Mcbride?

I guess that Leslie E still looks like a tranny.the lipstick bulldyke looke is still all the rage
Michelle K | 07.29.06 - 12:24 pm | #

ooooooooooooooo, that Wil Wheaton "no chin" comment's got me sportin one for him all over again!!! when he was on Star Trek NG i just wanted to "full skuck" him with those big eyes (come on baby, look at me, look at me baby.....)
strap-on mama's boy | Homepage | 07.29.06 - 12:45 pm | #

I don't care if Stephen Dorff is a dork, monkey or whatever. I just LOVE me some chest hair. I want to lick his chest all over. His bunz too
Noo-Noo The Vacuum Cleaner | 07.29.06 - 1:05 pm | #

MArtina McBride is a Contry singer u shoul lissen to her she sing super she really has a super voice
Symmy BM | 07.29.06 - 1:06 pm | #

country singer ...sorry for my english
Symmy BM | 07.29.06 - 1:07 pm | #

Wouldn't hit it.
Hugh Laurie's Bitch | 07.29.06 - 1:19 pm | #

Damn that's a sexy sumbitch! HAPPY BDAY YOU SEXY BASTARD!
Wendy | 07.29.06 - 1:39 pm | #

Threesome with Dorff and Wheaton, with Martina singing in the background and martinis afterward. Yes, indeedy.....
Dyno | 07.29.06 - 1:54 pm | #

And Wil Wheaton was Gordie on Stand by Me.
tara reidarded | 07.29.06 - 1:56 pm | #

"tara reidarded"

LOVE IT!!!
Noo-Noo The Vacuum Cleaner | 07.29.06 - 2:04 pm | #

stephen Dorff is only 33! hmm he looks old, though I'd still hit it, if he put a cap over the receed
casio_me | 07.29.06 - 2:15 pm | #

Wasn't he (one of many) with Pam Anderson back in the day? He looks like a used-up CK underwear model now.
sosodef | 07.29.06 - 3:08 pm | #

Stephen is a mess, I'll pass.
poofy pants | 07.29.06 - 3:41 pm | #

that picture is from 2000-2001...its not current.
Anonymous | 07.29.06 - 4:35 pm | #

For some reason, I thought Dorff was extremely older than 33. Hm.
Vixenology | 07.29.06 - 5:10 pm | #

dorff is hot. i like itty bitty men. they're so cute and cuddly.
prettykitty | Homepage | 07.29.06 - 8:59 pm | #

Who is he?
Fug. | 07.29.06 - 10:13 pm | #

who is steven dorff??
Bennifer | 07.30.06 - 12:03 am | #

is he related to that dorf character tim conway used to play...teehee
nucking futs | 07.30.06 - 10:35 am | #

yum
whorelina | 07.30.06 - 3:25 pm | #