first
I'M FUCKING FIRST
fuck
duh always wanted to do that
poor katie. cruise is evil.
I bet this wedding is going to make the rape scene in Rosemary's Baby look tame.
I wonder how many meds Katie needs to wake up to this midget freak?
A wedding AND a possible Suri, unveiling? How very Tom of them......
GO YANKEES 
Can Katie look anymore scary? Bride of the Devil!
Ok so what movie is coming out soon?
The whole thing is just creepy!
right on mishma!! somebody must be trying to sell something. either tom has something coming out or this is part of katie, yes katie's bid to get back in the biz.
KATIE HAS A HAIRDRESSER??!!!????
KATIE HAS A HAIRDRESSER??!!!????
Where the hell is Suri?!?!?
could she possibly look any creepier??
what the hell has this guy done to her, she was cute before she hooked up with this nut-job.
Ha ha Meramari and it's called "The Weedwhacker"
"However, Kate Holmes' hairdresser, Oscar Blandi, has been booked all weekend sparking rumors that something is going on."
Mm-hm. THIS is who Tom is really marrying this weekend.
Note to Katie's Parents: Can you say "intervention"?
I don't believe they're not invited--unless Katie's a robot--like the Stepford wives. Or maybe John Travolta and Jason Lee will be the "Muscle" Maybe they been paid REALLY, REALLY well. I mean, what SANE, CLEAR-THINKING parent is going to let their daughter get married to a closet-homo, ultrasound-using, medication-denying batshit and possibly impotent midget?
Su-RI, Su-RI, Su-RI!
KATIE HAS A HAIRDRESSER??!!!????
meramari | Homepage | 07.29.06 - 12:36 pm
Hey meramari! Did you see on the news/internet, that Audrey's classic black dress is going to be auctioned next month?
GO YANKEES
If he was so much in love, why has it taken him so long, he should have married her BEFORE the baby was born...And I think something is seriously wrong with Katie, if she was raised a devout catholic, why has she suddenly abandoned her own religion..Im beginning to think that Scientology really is a cult...INTERVENTION PLEASE..where are her parents in all of this, I know she's an adult, but if it was me, Tom wouldn't be able to keep my parents away...
I think we should all hatch a plot to rescue Katie Holmes. That girl looks like she took a beating from that prick
Fuck Katie, she knew what she was getting into, hope you like your twisted fame now, sweetie pie
Scientology IS a CULT!
Check out these websites:
http://www.scientology-kills.org....org/
index.html
http://www.factnet.org/
Scientolo...rities_con.html
Freekatie.net
Yesterday a "spokesman" said that there might be a wedding in late summer or early fall. Katie! Run! Help is available. Just pick up the phone.
The great Xenu must have given his seal of approval. Damn these are the most bizarre freaks ever!
This is sure a good time to roll out the SuriBot 3000, don'tcha think?
And Mishma, do you think they share a room? I don't.
Feh, Whore I don't think they share a FLOOR let alone a bed. I would still need meds to wake up to the reality tho
I read her parents won't go. The wedding won't be legal anyway.
OFF TOPIC:
http://people.aol.com/people/
art...1220422,00.html
Paul has made the first move.....Stella is jumping for joy.
ON TOPIC: I wonder if Connor and Isabelle will be attending this fiasco.
GO YANKEES
$cientologist Wonder Twin Powers- Activate!! These two are right up there with Mel Gibson. *Cuckoo* They need to be stopped, too.
Heather Mills is a man, baby!! Go Team Paul.
We need to somehow slip Katie some meds in her Starbucks. If she could just get some Zoloft or something in her system, she would start seeing things clearly and for what they really are, and run like hell.
------------Yeah, I imagine the ceremony being in a dungeon somewhere. It's dark, and there are candles everywhere. Everyone is wearing dark robes with hoods over their heads... Yikes! I'm scaring myself! I hope they do get married! Just do it already!
I was just thinking what a great After School Special this would make.
I wonder how many herpes outbreaks she has had on her mouth since learning of the impending $cientology ritual.
There used to be a group called the Cult Awareness Network who once upon a time could have been employed by Mr and Mrs Holmes to rescue(kidnap) and deprogramme Katie and "Suri".
*Guess* what cult sued them into bankruptcy?
*Guess* what cult bought up their assets and now runs it?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/
Cul...areness_Network
I also wonder if the Holmeses would attend anyway.... watching your daughter ruin her life like she has been doing has got to be incredibly painful. I don't think my mother would be able to cope attending my wedding if I had been sucked into Scientology. Why put themselves through it?
OMG you're cracking me up Blanche, "After School Special"!
"The More You Know!"
Paul has made the first move.....Stella is jumping for joy.
OakRaiderFan | 07.29.06 - 1:53 pm | #
Excellent. I hope she doesn't get a penny from him, but I can see her getting insanely wealthy from this.
At least then she won't have to ALLEGEDLY fuck any more Saudi princes, demand Linda's jewellery, or steal from Macca's house.
Katie was Catholic?
there's still hope.
This is driving me insane. I want to know why Mommy and Daddy Holmes haven't intervened?!?!?! Were they threatened or paid off? grrr... whatever the case, I would put my life on the line for my kids ANYDAY. I have a feeling this is a huge mess in that circle.
I saw a funny article about Katie being impregnated with L.Ron's sperm. And it made me think.. are the $cientologist' just crazy enough to have frozen L.Ron's sperm, so that when the right "one" came along one day, she could be the host of the next L.Ron? Is that totally insane or possible?
you people are laughing like this is a joke. It IS a cult. Read up on who some of l. ron hubbard's cronies were.
I'm figuring they'll unveil the precious savior suri once they're married. knowing tom, she will be their new leader.
What the hell do you buy the scientologist that has everything? This is one wedding I'm glad I'm not invited too...I'd be clueless.
Wait, wait. I thought Scientology "was a non-denominational religion" that has all sorts of Catholics and Methodists and Baptists and Buddhists and shit in it.
That's what Tom said, anyway.
So how come they're saying Kate's family isn't invited because they're Catholic? According to Tom, there are many Catholic Cult Members-- I mean Scientologists.
Oh. Wait.
Scientology is not a Cult anymore. No, for real.
A Cult centers around a charismatic founder/ leader who is still alive. When L Ron was alive, they were a cult. Now that he's dead, they're only a Sect.
At least, that's the definition we got in my Cultural Anthropology class.
According to Tom, there are many Catholic Cult Members-- I mean Scientologists.
M.i.S. | 07.29.06 - 3:48 pm | #
They say that shit to get people in at the beginning.
"Oh you can still be a Christian!"... yeah you can still be a "Christian" who believes all non-Scientology faith was a lie told to the spirits of dead aliens to brainwash them...
I can't wrap my mind around Tom Cruise and any kind of domestic violence towards any woman.
I do get a mental picture of a 3rd grade slappie-fight, though.
Between two girls. Both popular and pretty.
I didn't know he had another movie coming out so soon.
Katie looks so freaky in that pic. Run - before it's too late!
When L Ron was alive, they were a cult. Now that he's dead, they're only a Sect.
At least, that's the definition we got in my Cultural Anthropology class.
M.i.S. | 07.29.06 - 3:50 pm | #
That *is* a good blanket idea of a cult, but a living leader isn't the only indication. The Scientologists also don't necessarily accept that Hubbard died or was ever capable of dying.
If it was a cult with Hubbard in charge, and if the practices, doctrines, and tight control haven't altered - then nothing has really changed about the high-control and danger of the group.
Yes Tom, that jacket makes you look gay.
Um...when ISN'T Oscar Blandi booked all weekend? Getting an appointment with that bitchy queen is like trying to get an audience with the Queen Mum.
Hey...*just* like that.
Anyway - good! Let the two dimwits get married. More money for Katie when the GMD eventually dumps her.
Katie has a hairdresser? Who would have known?
How sweet he finally found the "one" he could brainwash into loving him for his religion!
snowflake | 07.29.06 - 4:05 pm | #
I thought all religions even the fake ones were considered to be cults because they are not followed by society as a whole.
I thought all religions even the fake ones were considered to be cults because they are not followed by society as a whole.
Mrs.Geoffery Jellineck | 07.29.06 - 4:46 pm | #
I'm of the (quite possibly unwise) opinion that they're *all* fake. 
But I'm also of the opinion that there are degrees as to which they are REALLY FUCKING CREEPY!!! :D:D
How did a post about scientology turn into a thread about legitimate world religions followed by billions of people for thousands of years?
Schools are out for summer break. Never mind. I answered my own question. ^
snowflake | 07.29.06 - 4:05 pm | #
I thought all religions even the fake ones were considered to be cults because they are not followed by society as a whole.
Mrs.Geoffery Jellineck | 07.29.06 - 4:46 pm
THEY R ALL FAKE, HOW MANY VIRGINS CAN HAVE BABIES.
How did a post about scientology turn into a thread about legitimate world religions followed by billions of people for thousands of years?
Anonymous | 07.29.06 - 5:19 pm | #
JUST BECAUSE PEOPLE FOLLOWED EM FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS YEARS DONT MAKE EM REAL.
What Happens
What happens when you're spit from an afternoon nap,
and you awake, disheveled, on a pier in Ventura,
rich in your nakedness, rich in your isolation,
until you meet a man who shits diamonds,
with eyes like two black turds?
And after it all,
would you sue the Santa Ana Winds,
would you spend your last fifty on a loop of red yarn,
or take up heroin for a sleepy decade,
then quit suddenly, after you spy,
plastered on a wobbly billboard,
Tom Cruise's medicinal grin?
Would you shake so much
LA comes tumling down?
Anonymous | 07.29.06 - 5:46 pm |
Quit posting in all caps and STFU.
ya 'tard.
dang katie. don't break your momma's heart. or is it because this isn't a "real" wedding your parents aren't invited, so the next time around and when you get married for real to the right guy you can do it in the catholic church like Nicolr did?
somebody kidnap that poor bitch.
where are they registered? Where can I send the gift?
don't call her "kate," MK! don't give tom the satisfaction!! she will forever and always be "katie."
I'm so sick of hearing about these two. I used to feel sorry for Katie but now she's just an idiot ruled by either greed (to help cover up that Tom is gay) or she's just plain stupid. She never looks happy and if what they are saying is true about her family being left out than she's a bitch to top it off. No amount of money or person is worth it. Why don't you fucken wake up.
i'm still really curious about her baby belly. her belly size went up and down and up and down over and over... they say maybe it's water retention but it was very dramatic. between that and people not seeing suri, this whole thing is just creepy.
She deserves what she gets. Her family would help her get away from this loon. Good luck Katie with the Tiny Douchebag, you're gonna need it.
He's trying to one up Brangelina by getting married now because as a couple Tomkat can't bring the sexy and aren't interesting at all.
I would be more impressed if Katie/Kate had a cause but she doesn't seem to even have a clue.
Tom was just jellious cuz he couldn't get up Rosario Dawson's Creek. Katie is second-hand trash. Tom needs a real woman, that does Kevin Smith films, and Frank Millers "R.E.N.T City". Allways the same... always the same.
Remember how the doctors warned Tom about using that ultra-sound machine at home? Well, maybe he did something to their baby and that's why we're not seeing her.
drink her blood?!?! That's just wrong.....
Eek.
freaks
Her parents, siblings, priest, and anyone else who knew her before she became Rosemary should really stage an intervention.
Of course her parents won't be at the wedding, if there ever is one. Think they want the infidels to watch as the groom spits on the bride, sucks her blood and forces her to say "L.Ron is god"?
I'm of the (quite possibly unwise) opinion that they're *all* fake. But I'm also of the opinion that there are degrees as to which they are REALLY FUCKING CREEPY!!! :D:D
----
You are full of it!
You dont have the guts to sy judaism is as full of crap as the other fairy tales.
Because some cults we have to humour.
Between Moses BS and ElRon's....very little difference.
" Her parents, siblings, priest, and anyone else who knew her before she became Rosemary should really stage an intervention." ~ Seven
LoL Hell to the yesss
And they could walk the baby in public and-gasp-actual non-cult members might actually see it.
Kats, I think the best wedding present for a Scientologist would either be a bottle of anti-depressants, or a way out.
Doesn't she get tired of being his beard?
Naw, I think she just gets a little itchy and some mouth sores.
Sort of on topic, but not really.. did anyone know Jennifer Lopez and Leah Remini were BFF's?!?!?! Leah is probably sucking Jennifer and Skeletor into the cult as we speak..
There is no way Katie has a hairdresser. If she does he's blind.
Tom is never going to marry her. Everybody knows that.
You are full of it!
You dont have the guts to sy judaism is as full of crap as the other fairy tales.
Because some cults we have to humour.
Between Moses BS and ElRon's....very little difference.
true, judaism is full of shit. but i think what sets scientology (and kabbalah) apart as a cult is how they take all your money and hunt you down if you want to quit, and how they hate non-members. and at least judaism has some grounding in history and ancient texts. scientology was literally just made up by a sci-fi author.
Katie looks like one of those crazy cult zombie chicks from the seventies.It's a real shame.
I doubt she has a hairdresser, she has always looked so darn unkept since she hoooked up with tiny.
So that rumor that Tom ate Suri by mistake, thinking she was the placenta, is wrong? Whew!
And those five or six actresses who were considered for the role of Tom's partner...are they counting their lucky stars?
You are full of it!
You dont have the guts to sy judaism is as full of crap as the other fairy tales.
Because some cults we have to humour.
Between Moses BS and ElRon's....very little difference.
rob enderle | 07.29.06 - 11:11 pm | #
Err... I *did* say religions are all fake that covered *all* religion, funnily enough. I just said that some are dangerous and creepy cults, and some are mundane and fairly harmless.
For example, don't you think that even the most strident atheist is going to be less concerned if a familiy member says "Hey, I'm joining the Church of England! I'm going to go to church every Sunday and help out at the next Jumble Sale!" than if they say "Hey, I'm joining the Scientology! I'm going to give them all my money to get rid of my Thetans!". I know I would be.
I heard a while back that they were going to get married at the Ritz-Carlton on Grand Cayman.
I don't believe Tom will ever marry Katie. What about Suri? I don't believe she even exist. They're probably trying to adopt a baby that favors them. That will be hard to do.
I can't get over Katie's glazed-over, haunted eyes.
What has happened to this girl?
These days, there isn't a religion that doesn't try and take all your money or hates other religions.
But maybe I'm not the best one to opine...after studying the world's religions, I'm a *tad* cynical.
She's a greedy freak giving it up for filty moolah.. and OLD Tom has met his match.. with her freaky family jockeying so Christian-like for all his money and fame too.
There used to be a group called the Cult Awareness Network who once upon a time could have been employed by Mr and Mrs Holmes to rescue(kidnap) and deprogramme Katie and "Suri".
*Guess* what cult sued them into bankruptcy?
*Guess* what cult bought up their assets and now runs it?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ Cul...areness_Network
I also wonder if the Holmeses would attend anyway.... watching your daughter ruin her life like she has been doing has got to be incredibly painful. I don't think my mother would be able to cope attending my wedding if I had been sucked into Scientology. Why put themselves through it?
snowflake | 07.29.06 - 2:32 pm | #
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my mother would not only attempt to attend, but any family member within a five state region would be organizing a rescue effort.
that's a damn shame about cult awareness. Katie really does need an intervention.
how did a false religion -- scientology -- become so powerful? i'd support satanists and satanism before scientology.
Katie needs to be freed. and then her book can sell about this horrible ordeal and she won't need whatever money sicko Thomas Mapother IV is paying her.
So what's the deal with the rumors about Suri having a cleft palate because of all the vitamins Katie was being forced to take too much of during the pregnancy?
suri's birth is a bust...so now they're trying to drum up interest for this bogus wedding....
I don't believe this crap...how can her parents be soooo close minded that they would miss her big day??? or how can she so brainwashed that evertyhing is forgotten???
the TOMKATS just make a good hollywood joke...but is it real?? WHO THE FUCK CARES!!!
Me, how is it close-minded to not show approval of their daughter joining a crazy scifi cult? Big day? Don't make me laugh -- Katie didn't bother to let them know when she was having a baby, did she?
Noni, funny how I'm happily belonging to one that has never demanded a cent of me.
snowflake, good point. Somehow an annual bake sale is far less alarming than emetering for monies.
Nita, I believe early in her pregnancy, there was this Scienobot ritual where Katie got massive doses of them, and was locked in a hot sauna for three days. Both excessive heat and excessive dosage can be damaging to an embryo, and both at once... I'm surprised she carried Suri to term.
Does anyone else remember when there were all these "Katie's scared of premature delivery" rumors? I think Tom-Tom was probably spreading those around, just in case somebody got a glimpse at the kid -- the old Victorian trick of a mature-looking "seven-month baby."
Katie Holmes has a hairdresser? You could have fooled me.
ewwwwwwwwwwww MK hahahahaha! good one!
oh my gah...if i were oscar blandi, i would FORBID her from saying i was her stylist. her hair has become a rats nest.
p.s. do you think will and jada are secret scientologists like oprah?
Katie looks skinny again...all the sauna and OD'ng on vitamins works
Secret Ritual. Suri Sacrificed to Xenu Saturday.
Every picture I have seen of them, he is always walking ahead of her, and pulling her along behind him...she sure looks like she has been brainwashed into being his little robot!
Cruise is another has-been just like that fucker Gibson who will do anything to stay in press
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