Now appearing at your local truck stop.....
nuckin' fasty
awww so close to being first ! 
Bitch needs a refund on those boobs. Stat.
her eyes are SOOO nice...
not as nice as mine hehe.. but we have similar eyes.. cept im a boy and i dont wear any make up and my eyes looks flawlessly naturally but her eyes look good when shes wearing make up. they look AMAZING..
'greed!~!
she did all this shit to herself, so I don't feel bad for her at all.
me neither paris
she obviously couldn't find a comb so she used an egg beater to do her hair that day...
Cheri Oteri better watch out!
Tara Reid is totally ripping off her Collette Reardon character:
http://thumbsnap.com/v/QDOup3Np.jpg
That yellow polka-dot atrocity only emphasizes her droopy, wonky, nasty boob job.
I can't look at those jeans again-they hurt my eyes!
Finally-the face. Somebody BROKE the ugly stick on this one!
She HAD to be wasted when she put this "look" together. There simply is no other explanation.
Um let's see let us count the ways:
1. Did she hack off her hair in a drunken meth fueled psychotic break?
2. Does she know that her pants look like she pissed herself and
3. Make her look fat and
4. My 95 y/o grandmother's tits have more buoyancy
5. That clearly thay shirt is polyester and my retinas are crawling back into their sockets from the color
6. The crackwhore down the street is more fuckable
Bitch, you really need to buy a clue
Just roll Tara up in dough and make a skankbiscuit!
There are no words to describe how much I hate this cum guzzling gutter whore. I just do, i don't know why. SHe's irratating as shit. She makes me embarressed to be from NJ(thats not the only reason but, she's a big part of it.)
Actually she looks fatter, is it me?
Ha-ha skank bisquit, I am so using that one next to "they need to stop doing this shit"
umm..Im still young, but are your boobs supposed to hang by your elbows at 30????
Psst, Tara, face powder, look into it.
Psst, Tara, self-bronzer is applied sparingly, look into it
Psst, Tara, eyerliner applied around the entire eye visually makes the eyes look smaller...and skankier
Psst, Tara, aw fuck it
I'm sorry..I just can't stop...Did this bitch have a fucking stroke or someting..why does she only smile on one side of her mouth??? or is the other side paralyzed from too much drinking/drugs/cock sucking efforts to bring back her movie career?
Fug needs to stay off the meth!
She looks great... for a 40 yr old ex hooker that started doing blow at age 12.
A perfect example of how heavy drinking + drugs ages you. I can't believe she actually used to be attractive. What's she going to look like in 5 years if she looks like this dried up now?
I wanna know how she even gets into these events ... Isn't she, like, blacklisted by Hollyweird these days?
I can just see it now ... the offices of Schmuckster & Shitzvabraynz PR firm ...
Manager: Okay gang, so who are we gonna invite for this bullsh*t event?
Intern: How about Tara Reid?
Intern: Ow
It looks like she makes her own clothes....it's a mess.
I bet ppl want Pauly Shore more than Tara Reid at ehir parties.
"Tara Reid said she would come"
"Godamnit, did you call Carrot Top again?"
Princess Yohji | 07.29.06 - 1:36 pm | #
I make some of my own clothes, and honey I don't look like this mess!
She does has lovely eyes, but the rest of her has gone down the drain so fast.
Oh the eyes will go as soon as the jaundice sets in
How sad... An E! True Hollywood Story unfolding before our very eyes..
Can't believe this is the same woman, that was in AMERICAN PIE 1/2..
GO YANKEES 
Please someone, buy her a bra!!
Doesn't she have down.
Attention young Hollywood: This is what happens to you when you stay out all night, every night partying.
that hair is just-got-laid.
TR is practicing for her mug shot.
I see that they're still making ''Flowbee'', huh?
soulks, nice avi! gary was hot in that movie
i feel sorry for her she's clearly a casualty of hollyweird
Does anyone have any idea if she actually IS sick??? She looks like both her liver and her pancreas have shut down! What the hell has happened to her? She hasn't been at the drugs and alcohol that long, has she?
soulks, nice avi!
gary was hot in that
moviehoi poloi |
07.29.06 - 2:48 pm
GO makes Dracula hot. 
your gravi is
ummm cute 
She was so pretty when she dated Carson Daily.
ugh want some face to go with all that makeup? sheesh easy there cake face
I know she always looks a bit of a mess, but she has one of my favorite Hollywood smiles. I love, love, love her crooked smile.
Did she get ANOTHER boob job??? They look bigger.
And what's up with that hair?
she just looks like shit ALL the time, and takes every opportunity to let us know.
Prime example of a person who gets a little money and then doesn't have a clue how to spend it. She could use a stylist, or let a nice woman working at a boutique help her find clothes. Her figure is cute, but she obviously buys stuff she likes a lot, but can't wear. I've done that. She could be absolutely gorgeous if swhe grew our her hair a little, wore less make up and grown-up clothes that fit her figure. Too bad for her.
FUCK - I need to stop drinking!! I don't want to end up like her!!
What's sad is that I feel she can still be a cute girl (when clothed) even if she doesn't fix her boobs or get any further surgeries. She just needs to learn how to apply eye makeup and blush sparingly, dress better (wear a supportive bra), allow her hair to grow out and stop bleaching it and work out.
Beauty is wasted on the youth and Tara's all grown up now...
Sigh, my liver went mutiny on me and I don't look that fucked up and I'm older too.
Oh well
Is she going for the mug shot pose or what? I dunno WHAT the hell's going on here...
She hasn't worked in a while, so I'm guessing she can't afford a hairbrush or a stylist.
But, then again, I don't have a stylist, I dress much better, and my hair rocks. (see, I'm ignoring the bad boob job - can someone give her a bra?)
Poor thing, it's time to try another career path.
This bitch is broke down like a 1976 Pinto!
Aw, I feel bad for her. You know she thinks she looks good in this.
And Gary Oldman makes ANY role hot. Remember him in that campy Bruce Willis movie. Shit...having a brainfart, and can't remember the title.
I sorta feel bad for her too but she brought in on herself. Lindsey Lohan should look to Tara as an example of what not to do!
I like the weekends in here because no Mizro to talk down to everyone.
put on a bra and stop borrowing your grandma's clothes.
She looks old....
OMG. When the hell is she gonna realize that her boobs are 2 inches away from the ground? She needs to lift those up- and a diet.
Oh Great LeGarce is here. Don't you ever go away?
Free advice to Tara Reid:
1. Quit drinking.
2. Quite smoking.
3. Quit doing coke.
4. Get implants removed.
5. Quit hanging out in sun (it's making your skin leathery).
6. Hire a personal trainer and exercise 4 days a week.
7. Go on a detox diet (get a nutritionist).
8. Get a stylist.
9. Wear a bra.
10. Tone it down on the makeup. Go to the Bobbi Brown counter at your local mall.
Ahh, I feel better now. Take my advice, Tara. You'll look 10 years younger--that is you might look your age. You look so sad and busted now
I agree with Rosehips. Good advice but you know Tara will never follow it.
hope lindsey lohan is paying attention...
how do you make fake boobs sag?
the only fake boobs that sag are Tara's. The doctor must have been wasted.
I believe if she stopped boozing and stopped over-processing her hair and just making some good lifestyle choices from this point forward, she could be restored to her former self. Fame must be very difficult for many celebrities to handle otherwise we wouldn't see so many who supposedly have everything become so self-sabotaging.
I'm now convinced she's on meth. Next stop: Scab City. I'm serious.
Sigh. Too easy. This girl is one sad mess.
If there is anything sad about this, it's that she is standing there like she thinks she looks NICE. I think she made that top in Home Ec and then decided to wear it for school picture day.
What slays me about Tara Reid is that she always looks so terrible. I realize that I am stating the obvious but sweet Jesus. I don't know about anyone else but before I leave the house I look in a mirror. I try to look nice. Comb my hair. Try to select an outfit that flatters my body, perhaps in a pleasing hue. I mean this shit has to be deliberate right? Look at the cut of that top. I can't imagine a better way to showcase horrible saggy breasts. Those long flutter sleeves, coupled with the fact that the sleeves are sheer would make even perky breasts appear saggy. Now explain to me this. If you have saggy tits why not wear a bra? Who does it hurt? If I had tits like that I wouldn't want everyone looking at them and sniggering. Whew. Yellow is definitely not her color and she needs to face the fact she looks to too old for midriff baring and side ties. They only make a thick midriff look even thicker. Barf. Besides that midriff is horrifying, not so much in these pics, but we all know what it looks like. Who in their right mind would show that off?
And that brings me to the jeans. Those are freaky jeans! Where did she get such freaky jeans?! Those jeans would make Giselle's ass look fat. I am curious. If I were Tara how would I find these pants? Would I ask for sales help? "Miss, would you please show me the ugliest, most unflattering jeans in the shop? I have an event to attend tonight and I absolutely must look like the booze addled, downtrodden, aging whore that I am. I wouldn't want to disappoint. I have a reputation to uphold. Oooh..these jeans are perfect! They make my ass look huge! Oh! Bonus points! They make me look like I pissed myself and am knock-kneed at the same time."
Oh. And what is left of the over-processed hair is ghastly. A normal person might at least try to rectify that shit with a Vo5 hot oil treatment or at least wear it in a untousled manner that doesn't scream "Hey everyone, look at my fucked-up, over-processed whore hair!"
That's it. I have convinced myself. She looks like that deliberately. The only reason she is photographed is because always looks like biggest piece of tasteless slut in the view finder. If she doesn't look horrific at all times she'll simply disappear.
wow, she's aged so horribly. She used to be pretty and kinda cool with that Demi Moore husky voice. I agree with everyone that it's sad how she's destroyed her body. I don't even think rehab will do her any good like Natasha/another victim of American Pie.
She should really wear a bra with that top...
The girl just needs a little help. Nicole should lend her her stylist as I believe her makeover is complete.
her eyes are SOOO nice...
not as nice as mine hehe.. but we have similar eyes.. jamie pearson | 07.29.06 - 12:36 pm | #
So your eyes look like piss holes in the snow???
Does she own a mirror? I'm thinking no.
She needs AA and quick. The girl is a lush and she is quickly drinking herself into oblivion.
She looks like she is 50 years old!
Wow, Solaera! Feel better???
Hee!
Who the hell was even stupid enough to even bother taking a picture of her?
She's just your garden variety white trash. Nothing special, no big deal.
so she looks bad, but you can't say that carson daly looks much better 
Her hair looks painfully thin, coloring and using HEAT to style your hair will do that to ya.
And those hair extentions that are glued into your hair?
Guess what that does?
You guessed correctly, when the extentions are removed, that is a cosmetic procedure that pulls your hair out- FROM THE FRIGGIN ROOTS.
Or the extentions have to be cut out, all the same you end up with THINNER HAIR.
I disagree with dlisted, tara ried can look much better if she made an effort.
First, she needs to ease up on the blonde.
Not everyone can rock an ice cold blonde look and still look like a human being.
Then the kohl rimmed eyes have to go- that shit is played out!
Just an extra swipe of mascara will do.
And all that extra blush?
That's a look that hasn't been fashionable in over 20 years.
A gals can wear frosted lipstick, IF the rest of her face is bare or looks bare.
But no one can wear frosted lipstick AND extra blush AND gobs or eye makeup and not look trashy.
Now, from the neck down.
I recommend, Ms. Reid try dressing in less trendy clothing.
The color yellow, suits her complexion for some reason and yellow is a color that does not work for most people.
I also recommed Ms. Reid wear suitable under garments at all times. Her boobs are hanging low in these photographs- which is strange since breat implants usually sit too high on a woman's chest cavity.
And Ms Reid needs a job.
Has she been working at all?
Mmmmmmmm she looks like Tanya Robbers daugher. For all we know maby she is?... A View To A Kill 2: Tara's Revenge... Now Tara can pitch crap for some Vegas Village Resort. Once upon a time she dated Carson Daily. But they broke up because of Carson's neurotic ways. How neat...
Tara, never accept a free haircut with every bottle of Smiroff.
Do her nipples point in the direction of booze (does one specialize in vodka and the other one in tequila)?
The jeans look like something my mother wore back in the 70s.
whatev, she might be white trashy, but she is still good looking and if she wasn't such a lush most dudes would still want her as their girlfriend. She obviously doesn't have anyone good in her life to help take the correct path.
whatev, she might be white trashy, but she is still good looking and if she wasn't such a lush most dudes would still want her as their girlfriend. She obviously doesn't have anyone good in her life to help take the correct path.
digitalabia
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Most men have standards (at least when sober).
If she's that pathetic that she needs to rely on someone else to put her on the right path, then she doesn't need a man. She needs to get her own shit together on her own first.
this is just wrong on so many levels. it looks like she pissed herself too.
At least those funbags are restrained for once! Somewhat
Well, there's something to be said for beer-goggles. At least Tara would get laid.
Yes Noni, I feel much better. lol.
try yo be nice to her-she has feelings too. Focus on the real fuck-ups like Mel.
doesn't she look like she's had a little/lot of face work or am i just imagining it.
those pants are a crime. and she still hasnt bought a bra? what the hell!
My God. That is really tragic. I used to see women on crack or meth in a rehab I worked at that she reminds me of. The put on the war paint like they can cover up the devastion. I don't like the boozy whore, but I feel bad for her in those pics. How does she have money to keep partying the way she does. She has only had 3 or 5 little jobs. Her celebrity snatch couldn't be worth much.
She looks wasted.
pure trash
She looks as skanky as Oksana does. Maybe with Britney they can hang out together since they all are looking a like lately.
I wonder what she'd look like if she swore off alcohol and drugs, got her tits fixed and then got eight hours of sleep every night.
She looks pathetic, old and wasted.
Most of you guys are too young to remember Joey Heatherton. She was a boozy, floozie, drugged-out minimal talent entertainer in the sixties & seventies.
Catherine O'Hara did a great send-up of her as "Lola Heatherton" on the old SCTV.
ANYWAY, what I'm getting at; is Tara so reminds me of both characters now. Sad.
Google Joey Heatherton & you'll see what I mean.
1st pic tara thinking: "yeah bitches...lets see my tits fall out of THIS!!!! guys??? omg, are you the only photog that wants to take my picture????
excuse me, i have to go change. be right back."
"I kind of feel bad for the girl, because Ajax has still not invented a formula strong enough to get her clean."
Tara looks like she's been snorting Ajax.
She's positively whore-rendous!
She needs to stop with the eyeliner and bleached hair. She could be so pretty still.
when did all her tracks fall out?
How does she have money still?
Taradise?
invested it ?
I'm serious! HOW?!?
And she totally has meth face.See how it is kinda off,like she had a minor srtoke or something? The bags under her eyes?The way the smile is forced and crooked? totally methamphetamines.
Why are her boobs at her elbows?
srtoke=Stroke...LOL.
When I see a picture of her it reminds me of what my grandfather used to call the lady next door "That Blowzy Bleach Blonde Drunken Whore!"
Happy Times......
that bitch's pussy must look like a big dusty vile itchy pile of eggs. i hate her!
To me, she actually did appear to try and that makes me sad........She and Carson are unrecognizable from 5 year ago engaged. For them, 30 is the new 40.
i wish she'd just get those god awful implants taken out, or made smaller and less droopey at the least
has anyone ever seen the downward spiral photos?
http://poetry.rotten.com/spiral/
Tara is a like photo #4 or 5.
She needs to clean up.
tara is a mess.
She really took a turn for the worse. She was so cute with her small boobs, and her blood shot eyes (Josie and the Pussycats). Now, she just looks like a horny, lazy soccer mom. (Not to insult soccer moms)
she looks like a scary rag doll, that's not the girl we fell in love with on ''The Big Lebowski''
I'm going to place her as the principle in my new film!
What does she has against bras!???
It would make a diference!
I like her.. she has a sense of humor and a plucky temperment just plugging away with odd jobs and hoping; despite the nil odds she will be famous and rich in California.
I admit her outfit isn't perfect.
Put she doesn't look THAT bad.
Maybe not like she did in her American Pie Days, but she was younger than. Everyone ages to some degree... it's not like she's a 16 year old. Even if she was involved ins substance abuse..it doesn't mean she wouldn't grow up one day!
Man being in the hollywood spotlight is rough. and quit buggin on her boobs -- there's so much plastic surgery shit going on.. the amount of social pressure gets ridiculous.
She used to be so pretty, she needs to stop the party, she looks haggard and worn..wheres her parents? If that was my daughter she couldn't run fast enough to get away from me...INTERVENTION PLEASE
She has a cute little face. Cute, cute, cute, cute, cute!
i've seen skanks just like this, everyday walking around the phoenix malls...they're usually loud and obnoxious and have convinced themselves they're superior than most people....
wow, i didn't know condoms come in bright canary yellow
*squints eyes*
oh wait....it's tara reid.
facial tick?
Honestly i dont thinkg that she can afford a hairstylist anymore.
Was Tara Reid ever pretty? I honestly can't remember. Bitch need to get her shit together.
Aw, I feel bad for her. You know she thinks she looks good in this.
And Gary Oldman makes ANY role hot. Remember him in that campy Bruce Willis movie. Shit...having a brainfart, and can't remember the title.
Noni | 07.29.06 - 4:23 pm |
Noni, it's Gary COLEMAN, not Gary Oldman!!!
Tara looks like she should be smoking cigarettes with Lucille Ball and "Viv" on the "The Lucy Show".
That, or she looks like one of Ladybird Johnson's nieces!
she needs that rachel zoe lady stylist who nicole richioe and misha barton have...she could really help her get some... style
She needs to stop wearing so much eyeliner. It makes her look trashy.
The first one makes me think of a mug shot....was she caught whoring around or what?
No, she's not 16 anymore. Problem is, she thinks she'll still look it if she dresses like it.
Seriously. She should just shave her head, go into seclusion for awhile and start over.
People are so hard on her! Yes she looks older but she doesn't look 40. Her surgery isn't great but she's a human being too! I love how critical people are. I would hate to be one of these celebrities criticized for every single tiny flaw. We are human beings and nobody looks perfect except with photoshop. At least she lost the extensions that everybody has instead of real hair.
See kids, this is what happens when you have too much money when you're too young. Believe it or not, she used to be very hot but too many jello-shots & late nites doing god-knows-what &/or god-knows-who, & now she's down to a pair of shoddy fake boobs, a thousand-yard stare & somewhat bloated. Alas Tara, you used to something to fantasize about, now, you just threw it all away.
not only does she have the most unfortunate-looking body, she picked out what is probably THE most unflattering outfit she could possibly find. i feel kind of bad for her
Besides the swollen alcoholic nose and dope fiend pupils, it appears as if she has that stunned botox dear-in-the-headlights look about her. I'm sure she'll soon be making a trip to the hospital for "exhaustion"
This is very sad. Another spoiled little girl given everything - looks, money, fame - who blew it all, big time.
I'm 47 and I look better than that!
Somebody needs to take her scissors away...she keeps cutting her own hair at 3am...yikes
This girl is goint to look like Shelly Winters in about 5 years.
She looks tore up and no matter what
she does, she doesn't look good.
the pants and top go together- it's the Golden Shower look.
OMG! I'm in tears because all of your comments had me laughing so hard! I am seriously going to get fired for laughing my ass off and snorting everytime I read one of your comments!
It would help if she bought a comb and didn't keep one her day-old makeup! She looks really worn out.
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